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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Thread For 2017 Applicants Who Are Yet To Receive Final Selection SMS. by Analee(f): 12:22pm On Apr 24, 2018
npowerng:
Good morning,

So some of you 2017 pre-selected applicants are concerned about the fact that you are yet to receive an SMS.

Don't worry and don't wait, log on to npvn.npower.gov.ng/login to check your final selection status.

#NPowerNG
I av logged in its showing error dismiss since yesterday till midnite..pls help my numba is 09031550795..e-mail- nwiyordeegrace@gmail.com. thanks
Jobs/VacanciesRe: DeaDear 2017 pre-selected applicants, Having issues with generating a OTP. by Analee(f): 12:07pm On Apr 24, 2018
npowerng:
Dear 2017 pre-selected applicants,

Having issues with generating a One Time Password to log in to the NPVN portal?

Please use the short code in the image below.

#NPowerNG
my case is right from day one til now..wat dey kip telln me is my record is nt found..talkmore of OTB n d rest.pls help oo my numba is 09031550795 - this is d numba I used during registration last yr.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Rivers State Vacancy! Rivers State Vacancy!! Rivers State Vacancy!!! by Analee(f): 9:38am On Apr 12, 2018
Analee:
u dey talk Midland wat cosmopolitan mfb DAT one Nahim worst pass al der staff don resign finish,salary den no fit pay..to pay der customers na wahala
y na only marketers mfb dey alwaz find?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Rivers State Vacancy! Rivers State Vacancy!! Rivers State Vacancy!!! by Analee(f): 9:37am On Apr 12, 2018
joyblinks:
Apply to Midland bank only if u want to suffer... u will be running round portharcourt looking for who will take Loan. all their staff keep resigning one after the other.

A bank where managers earn 85k.

B.sc earns 40k or so with hard labour.


Yeye bank. the earlier ur management start treating staff right the better. Mtschewwwww
u dey talk Midland wat cosmopolitan mfb DAT one Nahim worst pass al der staff don resign finish,salary den no fit pay..to pay der customers na wahala
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Vacancy! Vacancy!! Vacancy!!! by Analee(f): 2:55pm On Apr 09, 2018
itchop:
The followings are needed urgently

(1) Web Designer
(2) Administrative Manager
(3) Customer Care Officer
(4) Online Marketer
(5) Protocol Officer

To apply, kindly send your CV to 9jaceo@gmail.com
Application closes April 20, 2018
Only shortlisted candidates will be contacted

Thanks
location pls
Christianity EtcRe: "You Fornicate After Fasting And Prayer, Church Crusade" - Young Lady Says by Analee(f): 12:35pm On Jan 23, 2018
PastorandMentor:
But it is true. Fasting and praying doesn't stop the craze for sex, fu**King spree like she puts it. Read what she wrote

''Most of you after all these fasting and prayers, church Crusades including 5Night of Glory, you all we go on a "Fucking Spree "..Feasting on your flesh having "Starved the spirit"...umu Delilah..keep pretending o, till after every.
exactly lik one bro after d 5nog wen dem do 4 our side,d bro carri d sista go huz go bleep,may God av mercy
TravelRe: QATAR And UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES PART 2 by Analee(f): 4:18pm On Jan 19, 2018
Pls who knows wen multinational hotels wil start there recruitmnt?
BusinessRe: Paddy Adenuga: 'I Cannot Date A Lady That Wears Wig, I Have Standards' by Analee(f): 12:00pm On Jan 18, 2018
Dindondin:
Safarigirl is right. Paddy has a problem.
There's a lot of things that makes up a good wife. Wig alone should not disqualify her. If it's character he needs, he should be clear.
The reason why Paddy was engaged twice without marriage speaks a lot that he's yet to make up his mind about the kinda woman he wants. No one is perfect, so...he ll never get that 100/100 woman. Cos he's also not a 100% man.
All the guys supporting Paddy blindly are gullible & following the trend of feminine bashers. There's a lot to say about the kinds ladies Paddy has met & the kinda man he is.
Some ladies are not good for a wife but we still have the sane ones. Wig definitely should not disqualify them. Shey Paddy's mother or sisters no dey use wigs or beauty enhancers?
The Paddy guy sounds confused. So therefore, his standards are baseless until he list his wants in a lady from A-Z.
u rite,wig or no wig,d young man has a problm,if only he can scan himself n c he has a problm,he's too bossy no woman wud wan to put up wit such a man all n d name of am datn or i married a rich man's son,nt even d slay queens,i tink i hear say him b want marry d common sense man daughter u no ask wetin mak d babe cancel d whole tin.
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo Gives Her Life To Christ; Kneels For Pastor Ibiyeomie's Wife by Analee(f): 11:43am On Jan 18, 2018
SaintAlbert53:
you could say that again ..I wanna believed you're a Christian young man!

do you know one of the sins that are never forgiven?... The sin of the Holy spirit, when blaspheming on his Prophet.She just realized her mistakes bro.
stop defendn her,she simply comin on a revenge mission,dnt b surprised wen wil start reportn u papa to oda pastors via releasn her normal bombs on social media lik d way u members alwaz report u papa to daddy opm weneva he says anytin negative abt opm.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Post Entry Level/Industrial Trainee Jobs Here For Those Without Experience by Analee(f): 12:57pm On Jan 15, 2018
yunnyp:
OFFICE ASSISTANT is needed urgently.
interested candidate should quote me
am interestd,locatn pls..
EducationRe: Please Help I No Longer Understand Things If I Read by Analee(f): 12:21pm On Jan 15, 2018
Melison:
I got admitted recently into a university, and av resumed lectures but my problem is that I fail to understand all I read or study and even if I understand a little it evaporates in no time
Pls any advice??
go to opm n collect assigmnt,first pick waterspirit assigmnt,den after dat u can nw pick academic excellence.thank me later.
RomanceRe: Adeola Marcus Blasts Leonard Daunsi For Marrying Another Woman by Analee(f): 11:49am On Jan 15, 2018
LifeofAirforce:
What do you have to say to women whom after been sponsored through school by fiancee, they dump him for another man ?
dat u sponsored a lady doesnt mean she wil marry u,u were simply payn 4 all d punna uve bin choppn 4 4/5yrs while she was stil n school
TravelRe: QATAR And UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES PART 2 by Analee(f): 4:11pm On Jan 12, 2018
Ibroh24:


Thanks so much! I really appreciate your quick response.

Maybe I should still ✋wait.

Please, am following about the conduct character o, kindly carry us along.

Anyone that have question pertaining to uae embassy, mofa and moe should ask me.
i want to do d certificate attestatn/eligibility,pls i need directn on hw to go abt it,n also need d address,also description of d place,ie hw do i move,if am comin 4m Ph,hw much 4 t.p to n fro includn paymnt for attestnt tnxx
IslamRe: Are You Really A Muslim? Examine Yourself by Analee(f): 4:04pm On Jan 12, 2018
Yusfunoble:
I understand your case, it's because you're jobless. If you continue this way, you might remain jobless for years.
incase u dnt know u pple are r tired of ds scam u calld religion,js incase u n doubt com to OPM n c 4 urself,how u members r denouncin muslim n embracin christianity wholehearthedly
IslamRe: Are You Really A Muslim? Examine Yourself by Analee(f): 1:06pm On Jan 12, 2018
[quote author=Yusfunoble post=64123995][/quote]i rape underage girls i call myself a muslim,i kill i call myself a muslim
CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze Reacts To Wilson Oruma Being Duped By Pastor (Photos) by Analee(f): 11:58am On Jan 12, 2018
myners007:
Why cant our clergy help this man out. Freeze is getting frenzy yet no one is doing anything about it. I am supremely confident that this man needs special deliverance to free him of the multiple demons that have hold him bound.
he shud go to OPM
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Buys A Car For Ada Ehi (Photos) by Analee(f): 4:21pm On Jan 11, 2018
2shure:
after chris has cum insider her sticky pekus

scam

they fuc themselves
all are bound to hell fire

fools and homos
relaxing hair
and speaking in phonetics
all homos
gbam!u sabi dem wella,homo wey full dat church no b here oo,na so one com dey chyke my younga bros all in d name of evangelism,e get luck my bros 4 stab 4 dat in tin
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Buys A Car For Ada Ehi (Photos) by Analee(f): 4:09pm On Jan 11, 2018
back2sender:
Lobatan! You get am.
Of all the people including countless members that trek and dont miss service, naa she God tell am to buy car for.
early signs of remarrying,afteral him wife don remarry
RomanceRe: My Experience With Porn And Masturbation by Analee(f): 12:07pm On Jan 11, 2018
yungEX:
Spirit Kor... Sprite ni. Someone on his own free will decided to maturbate u say na spirit
yes its spirit,n its bin controlld by waterspirit tak it or leave it,ops need deliverance he shud go to opm.
FamilyRe: Wife Introduction: My Mum Insists On Pregnancy First by Analee(f): 12:02pm On Jan 11, 2018
valentineuwakwe:
Hello Nairalanders,

Nice again to be hear. Please I need advice from anyone that can give me on this issue bordering me..

I'mm a hard working self employed man of 36years and my fiancee is 39years.. We both are graduates and M.sc holders from uniport. ..

We have known selves since 2014 and told my parents in 2016 that its her I want to get married to.. They all accepted her upon meeting her and sat, January 6, 2018 was fixed for introduction... I was so happy and was in high spirit... Then come on Saturday morning, my mum called a meeting, with dad, grand mum, two of dad sisters, 2 kindred men, my immediate younger sister and brother...

My marriage issue was raised as topic and mum insisted on the age of my fiancee and said she must get pregnant first before us or myself would go for any introduction....

She was supported by 2/3 of the people present at an early morning meeting called by 4am on the same Saturday i had told my fiancee my people were coming.....

The meeting went and ended in a disaster and mum called my fiancee to cancel the introduction insisting she first get pregnant...

Please, what do you guys think I should do as my fiancee is a born again Christian with RCCG....

The issue of first takingbinnholds no place in their church doctrine...its after the wedding ...am a catholic....am in love with my woman and am not backing down....am confused and don't know what to do now...someone should please advice me....please

Please move this thread to front page as I need advice, please
sins dey ve refused nothin to worry js go to OPM n reset their brains.
HealthRe: Help I Can't Have Erection Anymore. by Analee(f): 11:56am On Jan 11, 2018
Dreyk:
It all started when I was 17. Had access to internet and too many Indecency were everywhere on the net. What started out so weird and looked awkward to me ended up being my means of pleasure. Didn't even think of GF coz to me it was stress. I could stroke my organ for a whole day watching Indecency. I really enjoyed it at first and was even taking drugs to delay "release of sperm"
To me it was all fun.

When I got to 20, I decided to try out a GF, but it didn't work out well so I fully went into masturbation and didn't even think of relationship.

When I became 23, I noticed my joystick wasn't getting the 100% erection like it used to but I didn't even bother. Till the day I decided to have sex and my organ couldn't rise, my gf had to give me a Mouth Gig before I got half erection, she wasn't happy, I saw disappointment written all over her face. I had to lie to her that it was coz I was worried about something else and my mind wasn't on her side or the sex.

Christmas night we decided to have another sex but joystick couldn't even rise. I tried force it into her but it fell out all flaccid. Had to use my hand to pleasure her that night again she was worried and the next day she said we've got to talk about it.

I embarrassingly told her nothing to talk about. She is someone I want to marry. Am 28 years now and my mum is already talking about when will I be getting a wife ??

It's beginning to give me nightmare.
Pls doctors in the house ........have I maybe accidentally broken my dick??

Or does it mean I have over used my organ??
Pls is there a cure??
notn to wori abt,js go to OPM,pick assignmt on waterspirit n watch u joystick bounce back,thank me later.
CelebritiesRe: 'if You Ever Follow Me To Church You Will Be Ashamed Of Me' - Tonto Dikeh by Analee(f): 11:33am On Jan 11, 2018
GraGra247:
When the heart is rotten beyond redemption, if you like roll on the floor, jump and scream, it totally amounts to nothing.
exactly,wat she needs is pure deliverance,let her locate a strong church lik opm,mfm etc wer dey do pure deliverance wit result,not all these churches wer dey speak plently grammar,yet satan is stil playn apako wit u destiny,dey wil tell u thus saith d lord,empty u acct,yet otua wuneshe.
RomanceRe: My Neighbour Whose Husband Is Abroad Wants To Sleep With Me by Analee(f): 1:13pm On Jan 10, 2018
emperorzillion:
op which advice u need again, if we look am from another angle ehnn, with the way u are describing this lady and u telling us how sexually deprived she is, it shows that u have already fvvked that woman, so as guilty conscience wan come dey disturb u, u wan come take style dey ask from us to know whether u do well or u F**k up..
u ehn!u be baaaad gee,hw u tak read in mind,are u a pschologyist?
BusinessRe: Pady Adenuga: "I Got Engaged Twice In 2 Years, I Couldn't Marry Any Of Them" by Analee(f): 1:23pm On Jan 09, 2018
MISFITrep:
Yeah I know ... one of the called off engagements was to jasmine murray-bruce (daughter of ben murray-bruce) paddy adenuga is a spitting image of petty spoilt egomaniac ... he was known to send directors in glo to buy moin moin for him ... extremely spoilt brat ... he fell out with his dad sometime ago
true talk....nahim mak him sista divorce d ghanian man wey she marry js som few months n abi na years,e b lik d arrogancy dey run 4 der blood
BusinessRe: Pady Adenuga: "I Got Engaged Twice In 2 Years, I Couldn't Marry Any Of Them" by Analee(f): 1:13pm On Jan 09, 2018
alexialin:
My sister am serious, I know his type. Forget that calm fine boy look. It's all a facade. Nothing there. Look at it this way, Which woman wey no like money, wealth and comfort? Every woman does including me. But look at this scenario, there are more upwardly independent women springing up here there ,to get to the level of successes they've attained. Also, Ladies also from rich homes are also there. And I know it's only the rich ladies or rich ladies with rich parents he will associate with and go on dates with. He won't even smell close to an average lady or poor lady from a humble background.

So tell me, which comfortable lady at this time and age, will want to marry an arrogant man? Who is cold and distant? Because he's Glo first son?
Abeggi! No one! He can swallow his wealth for all they care.

If he doesn't treat them right, their parents will be like be patient, you know he's the first son and he has so many responsibilities on his shoulder. Maybe it's stress at work or at home, thinking he will change. But when the lady wey wear the shoe, realise, this guy is not even changing one bit. He's still cold, thinking he's doing them a favour . Abeg fucvk off everything. He should go and marry his money. I don't need this shiit. I deserve care, respect and love. And they call the engagement off.
The ladies cannot be comfortable and be unhappy in marriage Nah? It doesn't make sense. It doesn't work like that. I can't get to where I am today and end up marrying a rich man who will make my life miserable. Heavens forbid. It can't work.

Except, If he goes to the village and marry a poor girl from a very poor home, one day she sef go wise and seek for divorce afterwards.

So he better change for correct woman to accept am, as husband. No be all these slay queens wey go chop, clean mouth and run.
chai!lik u experienced n datn rich dudes oo,bt me sha..i 4 advice mak n go OPM n go c wetin n want
RomanceRe: "Most Downfalls Of Men Are Caused By Multiple Girlfriends, Sex Is Spiritual" by Analee(f): 11:53am On Jan 08, 2018
Factfinder1:
Facebook famous slay king Emmanuel kings has dropped a 2018 bombshell advice to his followers to avoid multiple sexual partners do you agree with him.

Most downfalls of men are caused by multiple girlfriends. Sex is a spiritual encounter, not every girl has a good spirit!! Likewise ladies too
exactly ds d real reason,y pple hav spiritual hubby/wifey d worst part is dat dey dnt even know.
RomanceRe: "Most Downfalls Of Men Are Caused By Multiple Girlfriends, Sex Is Spiritual" by Analee(f): 11:49am On Jan 08, 2018
niggi4life:
YES, I strongly agree with the OP.

Most of these girls you see all over are not ordinary human, even some of them(the girls) dont know they are possessed, You as a guy will climb them and have a "nice time" with them, not knowing that your destiny had been traded for woes and failures.

I pray guys should shine their eyes this new year, more focus on success and lesser focus on women, except when you are married and you know at least you are focusing on a Family
chai!u get sense
RomanceRe: "Most Downfalls Of Men Are Caused By Multiple Girlfriends, Sex Is Spiritual" by Analee(f): 11:48am On Jan 08, 2018
MhizzAJ:
True!!

Most people really don't know that sex is spiritual....And that's how most people invite demons into their lives in the process

Guys that go about fuçking every hole should take note and be very careful.

The best is even to zip up till wedding night
exactly,abeg tell dem
RomanceRe: "Most Downfalls Of Men Are Caused By Multiple Girlfriends, Sex Is Spiritual" by Analee(f): 11:45am On Jan 08, 2018
Kenzico:
grin

Well, I pray before I have sex so I get any transferable demons backfired[/b]pls stop decievn ursef God doesnt answer such prayers,its has already transfered nto u,d only solutn is to locate a good church wer u can get delivered.

tongue [b]Who gives a flying fucckk
Christianity EtcRe: My Wife Gave Her December Salary As Seed To Rev. Father Without My Knowledge by Analee(f): 7:51pm On Jan 02, 2018
lawman88:
Yes. She is trying to conceive. The marriage is just four months
as she has finish emptyn her acct,shud n case nothn works out advice her to go OPM.tank me later
TravelRe: Immigration Corruption :nigerian Passport Processing Online by Analee(f): 5:43pm On Jan 02, 2018
Ibusho:
I really want this present administration to live up to the change initiative they promise by looking into the big scam and corruption going on at the immigration office. They are really giving this administration a very bad outlook with the exorbitant charges in their office. if you intend doing your registration online you will not get your passport in three mounts since you refuse to come to their office to bribe them.

Furthermore, charges ranges from 30-35k instead of the official fee of 8,500 for 30 pages for new passport and 65 k for loss passport. House we need to wage an online war against them. Operation say no to bribery and corruption must start from the Nigerian Immigration Service.
exactly i did 32pages had to pay anoda 5k extra bfore it was given to me,cos if u say u wan to wait even in 3mnths tym it wont b out

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