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Why not the Nigerian F.A sacrifice for him after all, he has contributed his own qota to Nigerian football both as a player and now as a coach.

Spell out the criterion for the rating of the songs.

He's just a fool.

How come it took him achieving his selfish desires of becoming a president to visit Pastor Adeboye.

C'mon mehn lets face the truth this man has ruled this country before, from his records he has nothing more to offer.

Guy na wah for this you kain analysis, go find better thing analyze than this one wey you do now because, if na jamb u fail am.

Waoh sounds so good

Think of other good and better things to do for this country than re-inventing the wheels.

The best and available free browsing option left for we Nigerians is to develop our own very software that can bypass the various networks Firewalls.

We have good programmers in this country no doubt but we should not sit back and act like we don't have any.

If you have spent quite a long time on these free browsing thing you will recognize that the programmer of the various software's we have used previously and presently never programmed them for this purpose hence the reason why if any of the networks in this counter fixes the loop holes we start afresh looking for another software.

what I am saying in essence is that we should develop our own very software tailor-made specifically for bypassing the toll of all these network operators, that way, we can fix them and still browse for free till the end of time than all these browse today and search for another software tomorrow.

The various softwares we have used were configured by us, the programmers over there never did them for us. They only developed the software. In the same vein as we have rightfully configured their own programs we can set up our own and perfectly configure it to give us what we want.

Every Nigerian programmer should come together lets get down to business.

The days of been an all round consumer are over.

A PROUDLY NIGERIAN free browsing software and a web browser to go with it is all we need

To get the scope of this program and be part of it hit me up on 08056370712, 07035304716, 08184698538

The best and available free browsing option left for we Nigerians is to develop our own very software that can bypass the various networks Firewalls.

We have good programmers in this country no doubt but we should not sit back and act like we don't have any.

If you have spent quite a long time on these free browsing thing you will recognize that the programmer of the various software's we have used previously and presently never programmed them for this purpose hence the reason why if any of the networks in this counter fixes the loop holes we start afresh looking for another software.

what I am saying in essence is that we should develop our own very software tailor-made specifically for bypassing the toll of all these network operators, that way, we can fix them and still browse for free till the end of time than all these browse today and search for another software tomorrow.

The various softwares we have used were configured by us, the programmers over there never did them for us. They only developed the software. In the same vein as we have rightfully configured their own programs we can set up our own and perfectly configure it to give us what we want.

Every Nigerian programmer should come together lets get down to business.

The days of been an all round consumer are over.

A PROUDLY NIGERIAN free browsing software and a web browser to go with it is all we need

To get the scope of this program and be part of it hit me up on 08056370712, 07035304716, 08184698538

Which kind of fun wey u want with big woman.

Mind you, the thing wey dey sweet dey,

hmmmmmmmmm be warned.

So far as this year 2010 is concerned bit defender total security is the best.
Doubtful, google it out and see things for yourself as experts do a review on the various anti viruses.

Mr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite. One day, while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open.
When leaving the room, she said, "Mr. Johnson, your barracks door is open."
He did not understand her remark but later on, he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his secretary.
Calling her in, he asked, "By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open this morning, did you also notice a soldier standing at attention?"
The secretary, who was quite witty replied, "Why no sir, all I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."

A woman surprised at why the tomatoes in her garden are green and that of her neighbor are all red, went to her neighbor and asked her the secret behind her tomatoes been red while hers are green.

Her neighbor told her that at night she would come outside and stand naked in front of her tomatoes and in the morning all of them would turn red.

She went and tried it on her garden only to return to her neighbor the following morning with the following complaint, I tried what you told me but "The tomatoes are still green but the cucumbers are all four inches longer''

It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road,
when they saw a bush with a pig's ass popping out.

The first man says, "I wish that was Ini Edo's Ass"

The second man says, "I wish that was Rita Dominic's Ass."

Then the third man says, "I wish it was dark."





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Los Merengues want the superstar to return as he has been ruled out of Brazil's next qualifying game against Chile after picking up another booking.

Real Madrid have requested that Brazilian playmaker Kaka return to the club as soon as possible, after learning that he cannot feature in Brazil's World Cup qualifier against Chile due to suspension, according to AS.

Kaka was harshly booked in the 3-1 win over fierce rivals Argentina in Rosario, ruling him out of Wednesday's tie in Salvador.

His absence from the Brazil line-up will be of little consequence, however, after they secured their place at the 2010 World Cup in South Africa following Saturday's win.

It is understood that Madrid officials have asked the Brazilian Football Federation to allow Kaka to return early to the Bernabeu to give him more time to prepare for Saturday's trip to Barcelona to take on Espanyol at the Cornell El Prat stadium.

If the request is not granted, Kaka will return to the Spanish capital, as planned, on Friday, making his participation in Saturday's Primera Division tie more doubtful.

Paul Madden, Goal.com


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It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road,
when they saw a bush with a pig's ass popping out.

The first man says, "I wish that was Ini Edo's Ass"

The second man says, "I wish that was Rita Dominic's Ass."

Then the third man says, "I wish it was dark."

While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said,
"Hey, Marie, how about you and me go to dinner next Friday?"
"Why Yes, John, that would be nice," said Marie.

Well, John couldn't believe his luck. All week long he polished up his
car, and on Friday he picked up Marie and took her to dinner, the
finest restaurant in Abuja. When they sat down, John looked over at
Marie said, "Hey, Marie, would you like a cocktail before dinner?"

"Oh, no, John, "said Marie. "What would I tell my Sunday School class?"

Well, John was setback a bit, so he didn't say much until after dinner.
Then he reached in his pocket and pulled out a pack of cigarettes.
"Hey, Marie," said John, "Would you like a smoke?"

"Oh, no, John," said Marie. "What would I tell my Sunday School class?"

Well, John was feeling pretty low after that, so he just got in his car
and was driving Marie home when they passed the Holiday Inn. He'd
struck out twice already, so he figured he had nothing to lose.

"Hey, Marie," said John, "how would you like to stop at this motel with
me?"

"Sure, John, that would be nice," said Marie.

Well, John couldn't believe his luck. He did a U-turn right then and
there across the median and everything, and drove back to the motel and
checked in with Marie.

The next morning John got up first. He looked at Marie lying there in
the bed.

"What have I done? What have I done?" thought John.

He shook Marie and she woke up. "Marie, I've got to ask you one thing,
said John. "What are you going to tell your Sunday School class?"

Marie said, "The same thing I always tell them, You don't have
to smoke and drink to have a good time.

There's an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement
home. The old man says to the woman, "For five dollars, I'll have sex
with you on that rocking chair over there. For ten dollars, I'll have sex
with you on that couch. But for twenty dollars, I'll take you to my room,
light a few candles and give you a romantic evening of passion you'll
never forget."

The woman considers it a moment and then, after fishing through her
purse, produces a twenty dollar bill. The man says, "So, you want the
romantic night in my room, eh?"

The woman replies, "No, I want four times in the rocker."

What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of
heat and excitement?

Firetruck,


What else did you think ,

A Jewish congregation in New York honors its Rabbi for 25 years of service
by sending him to Hawaii for a week, all expenses paid.

When he walks into his hotel room, there's a beautiful girl, nude, lying on
the bed. She says, "Hi, Rabbi, I'm a little something extra that the
president of the board arranged for you."

The Rabbi is incensed. He picks up the phone, calls the President of the
Temple Board and says, "Greenberg, what were you thinking? Where's your
respect? I am the moral leader of our community! I am very angry with you
and you have not heard the end of this."

The girl gets up and starts to get dressed. The Rabbi turns to her and
says, "Where are you going? I'm not angry with you."

At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!!

When the news of Michael Owen coming to Manchester United was first broadcast, people started wearing long faces and developed runny mouths saying that he is the worst signing of the summer, but how good he has proved the critics wrong,

The pre season tour if it is anything to go by, shows that Michael Owen is in for big thangs come 09/10 season.

Lets keep our fingers crossed and our mouth tightly shut,

But for the mean time BIG up to MICHAEL OWEN(OWEN LEEEEEE)


The Spirit of NO7 jersey of MAN U is indeed upon you,

More wonders and let all critics be scattered asunder,


The spirit that came upon George Best, David Beckham, Christiano Ronaldo is truly upon you.

BIG UP ONE MORE TIME OWEN,

Rest in peace,every ambition of Chelsea to lift the silverware at Wembley.

when the blues aare at it , it is frustration and failure all the way but when the RED DEVILS are at it , it is countless amount of trophies all the way.

12 GBOSAS in advance for the potential winners in the making.

Red devils the playmakers,

yes for real let's be true and play this game.

If you have 60 seconds to toast a girl what would you tell her,

An Hausa man took a prostitute home for day break show and on reaching home, he went to buy the woman a drink, on getting back he called her and she answered for the bathroom.

Immediately the Hausa man shouted "Kai wats matta with you, why ar dey wash am away the ingredients wey dey for the abunna?,