₦airaland Forum

400billionman:
Empty banking hall, means few customers.

With all the agent banking first bank does, enter their hall.

So you like stress? You like joining queu?

nurez305:
I wonder who uses all thes banks, Union bank, keystone , polaris, fcmb, wema and sterling bank ..... I use to think maybe they had no choice in getting major bank account or they hate anything innovation In their life

What do you know about innovation and what do you know about banks?
The most innovative banks I have used are Wema Bank and Sterling Bank. Easy banking - no stress, no crowd.

You wanted to focus on your business but now shifting focus on pvssy. You are focusless sha.

[quote author=lalasticlala post=96691179]Peter Okoye's beautiful wife, Lola Omotayo-Okoye, has shared her throwback childhood picture with her parents.

She used her yellow pvssy split a lovely twins. Never marry a woman your mother disapprove of.

Yup.. MBA can perform seamless trades in a highly volatile market, but cant execute ROIs for days, weeks, or months. [/quote]The ear told mosquito, Mr Mosquito, you are too fragile you are going to die. Mosquito said we will see. So anytime mosquito is passing it will go close to the ear and say Mr Ear I am still alive. That is why mosquito is always going close to the ear to make noise.
All I can tell you is MBA is still alive. Your captivity of negativity will not stop MBA.

nellyquash:
Please does MBA have an office in Anambra?
I have tried to google online but no headway.
Please help, I need to register by nextweek.
I wanna join this family here to testify too

No but you can go to their office in Asaba.

Scam. Port Harcourt distribution company has increased their own tarrif since September. They charged me N23,000 last month and this month they charged me N26,000. I am staying in two bedroom apartment with few electrical appliances. I am just waiting for #EndPH-D protest. I am really pissed with them.

Theoutsider:
Why dont you go back to the other thread and flap your wings there.

I will beat you oo.

So many village people in this nairaland. Even if you feel MBA is ponzi, leave us with our ponzi na. Is MBA the only ponzi you know? Even if MBA crash today, we will move to another one, so why kill your self on top another person matter? If I beg you for money now you will not give me. The small money I have, I put it in what is working for me you still carry your witchcraft come. Please what exactly is the colour of your problem.

Lamda05:
Did MMM, Pennywise, Box value, BTD, etc call themselves ponzi schemes

Say it the way Pastor said it. Stop misquoting him.

No. Covid 19 looters are the ones that supposed to prosecute the government. The government is the thief.

fexyrich:
My brother I was at the communion service where pastor chris strictly washed his hands off anyone risking his funds in any Ponzi scheme...I never knew bro Maxwell odum was the bone of contention until I saw what mba forex was doing .That's when I suspected he could have been the reason pastor made such declaration...I pray lots of members don't loose millions to them and heed to pastors instructions

I was in the communion service. Pastor Chris never mentioned MBA. He said ponzi schemes. MBA is not a ponzi scheme.

ahiboilandgas:
When will Nigerians learn that these are pyramid schemes that will collapse and new investment that is used to pay old investor untill it collapses.....

Nigerians lost 30bn in MMM and other unknown schemes ...

There is no free money anywhere, even Dangote with his big factory is doing 27 percent per annum. Then someone will tell you he will give you 170 percent per annum?

I lost money in MMM. I have lost money in sport betting. So I am no longer scared of losing money. Alert from MBA is always sweet. Try it you will love it. Some of us are bigger than money so we play with it. Enjoy life.

NaijaFutbol:
Dude, No intention to be savage.

I just replied you in the language you seem to understand.

I couldn't imagine that all you got from the points I raised was sex.

Once again what is it with you and sexual frustration?

If sex is your primary goal in life, I will advise you to Focus on making money. As you can see, the man we are taking about can get all the sex he wants whenever he wants it. He can even abuse poor people for not making enough money before pvssy getting.

No ves biko.

NaijaFutbol:
Mr various pvssy getter, I don’t want to compete with you and your various pvssys gotten.

If Sanusi is criticizing poor people like you who are obsessed with getting various pvssys, why will he be involved in “various pvssy getting” just because he is rich? Abi the crime is being poor like you?

He should have kept quiet and enjoy the various benefits of various pvssy getting.

Olodo

Your just sexually frustrated. See the way you are making extra effort to be savage. Sorry dude, you are pathetic.

NaijaFutbol:
While this man said all that was wrong about the “head in the sand behavior” of the North as insecurity, poverty and illiteracy continue to ravage them, he is also an embodiment of all that which he criticized.

Married 3 wives as a banker

Didn’t build any school for the almajiris as an emir.

Married a 4th wife as an emir

Lived lavish lifestyle with taxpayers money as an emir

If he does half of what he preaches, the north will be better off.

Anyway His Royal Dollarnness the Kanoravirus has decided that our amiable former Emir has to be banished as down south as possible for revealing too much of the incompetence brewing in the North

And the 2023 game play have started.

What is wrong in marrying four wives? I guess you are frustrated because you are not getting various pvssy like Sanusi.

Here are the things I got for her:

1. iPhone xs max
2. Apple series watch 3
3. And ear pod.

Show us the picture of your girlfriend and her name for us to be sure you that you really have a girlfriend.

I'll keep updating this thread if I buy any new thing for her but until then happy valentine.
Also what will you gift your girlfriend or boyfriend on Valentine's day? Or husband or wife any[/quote]

16yearsold:
No one is talking about
Mechatronics
Electrical engineering
Mechanical/computer engineering e. T. C

And these are the future of the world,
Must you study a course all because you want to get a job in Nigeria.
What about creativity?
Passion?
Dreams?

In Nigeria forget about passion if you don't want hunger to kill you. Look for a course that can give you money after you graduate.

Wow. The girl looks happy. It is always better to marry a girl that is naturally happy. It solves 50% of the problem most of the times.

We4all:
Your story is quite inspiring, and I'm glad things worked out for you. But encouraging people to tow your path doesn't hold sway, cos it may backfire. I know a guy who did something similar, and 10 years down the line, he is poorer than he was.

The truth is, if you can afford a flamboyant wedding, by all means, do it! This is because, weddings are memorable, and are expected to take place once in a life time.

There are three chapters in one's life:birth, marriage and death. If people celebrate births and funerals, then weddings shouldn't be less celebrated.

Nevertheless, if you can't afford a loud wedding, then opt for something small with few guests. But make it simple and classy, and don't be like the OP, cos serving his guests biscuits was in bad taste.

Being poor is one thing, planning right is another. @OP, you shouldn't have entertained your guests with biscuits,(cos I assume they were all adults). Instead, 2 mudus of rice served in take away packs could have done the magic. And if there was less money for malt, then you could have opted for zobo drinks which is cheaper and even more delicious than malt drinks.

The problem most Nigerians have when it comes to weddings is that, while they can afford to cater for only 50 guests, they end up inviting 500, just so they can have more contributions from them.

If your budget can only entertain 50 people, then plan for that number and don't end up inviting more numbers so you don't serve them biscuits just like the OP.

You were making sense until you started saying he should have, could have, would have. He should have as well bought a gold wedding ring or get more classy clothes because he was wedding. He gave his guest malt and biscuit and you are saying he should have given them something else.

Daddy's girl will fly presidential jet while vice president will fly rickety jet that is always trying to crash

They have a VIP in custody. The guy is still wearing designers shirt.

In every family, the people that have sense should help the people that does not have sense.
Don't stop helping your cousin but at the same time don't do pass yourself because you cannot stop the world from hurting.

Chi133:
This is what wanted to happen in benin during the time of ben idahosa and Ben idahosa told them it won't and lastly it didn't hold, money will not allow our pastors of today to stop them. But i believe There is still someone that can stop them. He is the king of kings

So you think you have the right to live and a witch does not have the right to live?

seborrhic:
This definitely didn't happen in Nigeria.
The story as narrated here looks made up by another sorry nigerian blogger,reason many of them have failed careers as bloggers.
The real story can only come after getting the main foreign source of the story.

I pay my landlord through her daughter's account but before I pay, I still use style ask the man 'did you say I should credit your daughter's account?

Driving can make you get order before you time but with teaching you can still get a better job in a corporate world with your experience in teaching.

Fake news. Does that mean that the landlord did not ask the tenant for the money before coming with police.

I blame both the kidnapper and the kidnappee.

Most house men are irresponsible when it comes to caring for their wives and children. All they want is to marry another wife and satisfy their sexual urge.

Female children are more useful than male children. If Linda is a man his siblings and parents will be confused and frustrated because their brother has forgotten them because he has his own family now.

Am not always comfortable with a girl calling me my dear. It makes me think that she fit assist me with one round.

goodmorning40:
What kind of dressing are they all wearing
The Regina and the Ned look like people taking an evening walk. Couldn't they wear something reasonable on their wedding day

This Ned man always looking like a church rat even with all his billions. Poor Churchill olakunle look fresh and well fed pass Ned

It's better to be rich than to look rich.