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SportsRe: Tyson Fury’s Daughter Venezuela, 16, Gets Engaged At Her Birthday Party by AndroBlaze: 9:29am On Sep 28, 2025
marlow1962:
But not underage to start only fans account and sell her pot for $3.99, but underage when engaged.
Would you allow you own 16 year old daughter to get engaged??

Anyway, they are gypsies, their culture is akin to the nomadic Fulanis of West Africa (obviously without the cows, riffles and so on).

Some of them get married even younger sef.
PhonesRe: How I Got Scammed By A Guy Named Kelvin Kingsley by AndroBlaze: 9:20am On Sep 28, 2025
Oga go to police station naa, or what are they there for?

You have phone number and are willing to pay 100k, that's more than enough to get the police to help you....that's if everything is genuine sha
BusinessRe: Forbes Report Says Nigerian Naira Now Ninth Weakest Currency In Africa by AndroBlaze: 8:41am On Sep 28, 2025
KnowAll:
Seirra Leone has redominated it is now 1 to 20
We should have redenominated ages ago.

Hearing prices in 100s of millions and billions for basic things like houses and cars is quite irritating.
PoliticsRe: Moment Oyo State First Lady, Mrs. Seyi Makinde, Greeted President Bola Ahmed by AndroBlaze: 8:26pm On Sep 27, 2025
Chimex002:
moment Oyo State First Lady, Mrs. Seyi Makinde, greeted President Bola Ahmed Tinubu yesterday?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi8ZH_UHNVM
She is not even Yoruba and she knows what to do....well done, your parents raised you well.
FashionRe: Africa's Sexy Representatives At Mr International 2025 (Pictures) by AndroBlaze: 2:22pm On Sep 27, 2025
After seeing what South Africa sent, Nigerian women need to be more appreciative of what they have grin
EducationRe: NECO Performance By States, From Top To Bottom by AndroBlaze:
Ezeama400:
https://x.com/Uptownoflagos/status/1971627695563022728

Mynd44 Nlfpmod

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/823732-kano-governor-misrepresents-states-performance-in-2025-neco-results.html
This generation sef....shey in the original post here on Nairaland I had stated clearly that Kano did not come first in the NECO as wrongly perceived.

To think some people were threatening to report us to international bodies because they themselves cannot do simple English comprehension and small logic cheesy


AndroBlaze:
I was waiting for a response like this.

As my people will say, when you are tired of reacting like a "reactor", you will read the article again S L O W L Y and then realise what was actually said.

The official claimed that Kano State had the most students that scored a credit concurrently in English and Maths, but not once did he state they had the highest success rate.

Simply put, if Bayelsa state sent only 1000 students to do NECO, and all those 1000 achieved credits, they would still come last by the man's limited measure ( I am certain he did it on purpose).

That's why if you look at his "success" chart, the states with the highest populations, Kano, Lagos and Oyo are top 3.

So my southern brother, no need to declare war yet, given his audience, it's clear he gave his figures that way to appease them.

Also, a lot of those Kano students will still be southerners anyway, so you can sheathe your sword cheesy
https://www.nairaland.com/8521760/kano-tops-2025-neco-results/1#136867423
PoliticsRe: Tinubu At Oba Rasheed Ladoja's Coronation As The 44th Olubadan by AndroBlaze: 11:08pm On Sep 26, 2025
Lol, una stressss Tinubu oooo, how many anthems you wan play for am....lol
PoliticsRe: Sowore's $552,000 Mansion In US by AndroBlaze:
Sheuns:
Has Sowore ever held an elective position or had a political appointment ever in his life in Nigeria?

Why should anyone be bothered if he has a property in the USA worth $500k?


The document shows the property is in the name of two persons, the second name Opeyemi O Sowore is Sowore's wife. A property co-owned by two persons cannot be unilaterally declared by one of both parties.

Go school, study well, expand your knowledge base, you guys said no. Instead, you chose to defend politicians that steal and are looting your future.
Stop trying to be clever by half.

The person makes it clear why Sowore needed to declare it on an asset declaration form which he needed to do since no one begged him to try and go for an elective post.

Also the fact his wife was the main owner makes no difference seeing as that is exactly the same situation for Wike and the 4 or 5 houses Sowore exposed.

I have never complained about having tainted and compromised "freedom fighters" in Nigeria, just let them admit it and stop the "holier than thou" behaviour, they only make themselves look more and more deceitful.

EDIT: Just rechecked the law, he did not need to declare it, you are correct.
PoliticsRe: Adamawa LG Chairmen’s Wives Attend Training In Turkey Amid Unpaid Pensions by AndroBlaze: 3:08pm On Sep 25, 2025
Basic123:
There is nothing bad with it.

We don't have problems with all these

Our Focus is APC,Tinubu,Nigeria and Lagos

We mooooove
Most people won't get your sarcasm here.
RomanceRe: If It Will Cost You Your Last Kobo Do DNA Test At All Cost (pic) by AndroBlaze: 5:11am On Sep 25, 2025
The last paragraph at the top gives it up as a fake writeup.

No woman thinks like that.
FamilyRe: Jim Brown Marries His 19th Wife by AndroBlaze: 10:54pm On Sep 24, 2025
If the picture above is suppose to be his other wives, I feel for him because it looks like some of them will be sleeping with other men
PoliticsRe: Umar Sani To Otedola: Stop Rewriting History On Subsidy Fraud by AndroBlaze: 7:49pm On Sep 24, 2025
grandstar:
I find the second to last paragraph quite funny.

Why cry over spilt milk? The subsidy is gone and that's what matters.

In addition, I doubt Otedola benefitted from the subsidy as his diesel was sold at market reflective prices. I suspect the subsidy on diesel had been removed by then.
He benefitted from it, that was the whole point of Farouk Lawan trying to blackmail him on it, instead of serving his conscience ,constituency and Nigerians by reporting it.

But let me cut Farouk some slack, maybe like the other great people I mentioned earlier, he wanted to build his mansion in Ikoyi first, before remembering you all grin.

You cannot blackmail someone to the tune of millions of dollars if the person did nothing wrong.

Unfortunately for Lawan, Otedola turned "state witness" (as oyibo would say), and all his sins were forgiven.

Nigerians really have short memories sha.
PoliticsRe: Umar Sani To Otedola: Stop Rewriting History On Subsidy Fraud by AndroBlaze:
Am I missing something, did Otedola say to anyone that he wasn't part of the subsidy fraud?? Who are the best people to reveal a crime rather than someone that took part in it?!

Lol, you people expected a nigerian businessman, a Nigerian elite, a son of a former governor, to see where people are making free money and feign blindness. Of course he took his share of the national cake, like they all do, however......


.... just like Nuhu Ribadu (who told you people how much he was bribed by Ibori), just like Shehu Sanni (who revealed all the nonsense allowance in the senate), just like Emir Sanusi (who revealed some of the rubbish in the banking sector) and just like Peter Obi (who revealed how governors spend security vote and other nonsense)....they at least had the decency to listen to their conscience small and tell you people some of the the truth, after enjoying their share.

If you people are looking for Gani Fawehinmi people, those who love their honour and your country so much that they will die penniless for you, good luck.

Even Sowore is a multi billionaire.

Foreign AffairsRe: Elon Musk’s Father, Errol, Accused Of Sexually Abusing Five Children, Stepchildr by AndroBlaze: 6:12pm On Sep 24, 2025
Someone (Errol) that groomed his wife's daughter and married her.

Sometimes I want to feel sorry for Elon Musk, but he doesn't want to come out and say publicly he is a child of abuse and get help.

Once he does maybe he will be able to overcome his demons and get over all the crap he went through because of his father.
SportsRe: Dembele Becomes Fourth Player Of African Descent To Win Ballon D’or by AndroBlaze: 9:36am On Sep 24, 2025
Depriest2020:
OP it should be 5. You didn't add Zenedine Zidane. His father is from Algeria.
Na wa ooo for the "sports journalist".

You remembered Benzema is of African origin, it is a whole Zidane that both of his parents are African that you forgot...I wonder what will happen if Mbappe and Yamal win... really surprised.
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Greets Yemi Osinbajo At UNGA by AndroBlaze: 9:24am On Sep 24, 2025
daveP:
If Arya Starr like make she no learn from that KSA incident or from this more recent one. This is beautiful from Tiwa Savage.
Thank you. Our memories are too short as a people.

We need to give praise where praise is due and hopefully the young ones will not think there is only criticism waiting for them at every corner.
PoliticsRe: AIG Petitions IGP Egbetokun To US Embassy For Withdrawing Case Against Indian by AndroBlaze: 5:36pm On Sep 23, 2025
No matter what happened in this case, Tinubu should just replace this man.

We need to imbibe a proper culture where public servants do not stay longer than their tenure for any reason.

No one is indespensible in a country of over 200m.
Foreign AffairsRe: Palestine Planning To Sue UK For £2 Trillion by AndroBlaze: 4:48pm On Sep 22, 2025
Commentor:
Dailymail.

Scare mongering.

Some people would believe this.
. grin
I tire for this world, has the UK paid us for bundling us together??

Anyway, Trump has legalised people believing whatever they want to believe..... it's a really sad state of affairs.
Forum GamesRe: Pick Any Two Doors, Which Doors Are You Picking? by AndroBlaze: 4:05pm On Sep 22, 2025
Chilipepper:
Pick any Two doors, which doors are you picking? 🤔

For me, I will pick door of unlimited money and read minds.
When you've lost people dear to you, you will always end up picking time travel sad
EducationRe: Kano Tops 2025 NECO Results In Math, English by AndroBlaze: 11:24am On Sep 22, 2025
alfarouq:
It is either you don't know what sarcasm is or you are trying to be clever by half. Have you heard of the word oxymoron? That is what your post depicts

While the first paragraph qualifies to be sarcasm people with discerning minds know that nothing is sarcastic about the other paragaraphs. Whether it is deliberate or you don't know what sarcasm is or how it works, I will live that to your conscience.
There was not one single oxymoron in my post, stop speaking English that seniors you sir. Again, like I said earlier, this might be why the person I quoted has a point, which by your actions you are now making me appreciate.

To help you out, only the last paragraph was sarcastic as all the other paragraphs followed simple logic....but if you were not struggling with deep seated resentment or maybe the "I" complex, you would have since figured it out.
CelebritiesRe: Kourtney Kardashian Wins $500M Settlement&full Custody Of Son From Travis Barker by AndroBlaze: 11:35pm On Sep 21, 2025
OneCandleAway:
Rubbish news. Even Jay-Z can't afford to pay Beyonce 500 million dollars if the divorce
It's rubbish because it's fake news. The two people are still married as we speak.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City (1 - 1) On 21st September 2025 by AndroBlaze: 7:49pm On Sep 21, 2025
judewrites:
That eze assist was superb..... imagine three Nigerians playing for arsenal but not for the super eagles cool
4 Nigerians, you forgot Nwaneri.
PoliticsRe: Quit deed claims thief Wike used to transfer Florida properties - Sowore (Pix) by AndroBlaze: 1:53pm On Sep 21, 2025
LordBiden:
Sowore must be high on cheap crack.

Are you saying a two terms governor of an oil rich state like rivers cannot afford a mansion in USA without stealing state funds.

I still like wike,at least he is a performer and not like other politicians who steals and still don't perform in office.

The wife also earns huge income as a judge.
Don't justify corruption.

No public servants in Nigeria can afford 4-5 houses in the US based on their wages and benefits alone....one sef, the person try.
Christianity EtcRe: American Scientists Say That Biblical Eve Looked Like This by AndroBlaze: 11:58am On Sep 21, 2025
Not sure why this fake news is on front page
EducationRe: Kano Tops 2025 NECO Results In Math, English by AndroBlaze: 11:50am On Sep 21, 2025
alfarouq:
This was the same stupid stereotype that made Waec officials Lagos Ibadan to challenge results of Sarki Abba from Kano years back for scoring all As in Waec with one B in English. As at when he established that record, such result had never been seen in Nigeria so Lagos Ibadan sent a car to pick him up in Kano to Lagos so he can write it again under strict supervision by them while having less time. He rewrite each paper without the normal spacing of days Waec normally have. Guess what happened, the only B he had in English also became an A after rewriting it. He is from Kano.


You can read more about him here I am sure you will find it difficult to understand.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.theabusites.com/prof-sarki-abba-abdulkadir-medical-doctors/%3famp
Oga, if with all your credits in English you still struggle to understand the sarcastic part of my reply that I gave to the person I quoted, then maybe he does have a point.
EducationRe: Kano Tops 2025 NECO Results In Math, English by AndroBlaze: 11:07pm On Sep 20, 2025
Odingo1:
Very soon international universities will stop accepting Nigeria students because of corruption in its exam body , how can you use politics to start marking secondary school exam papers, you mark some state down just to prove a point. This NECO should be reported, everything is corruption in Nigeria. Nonsense.
I was waiting for a response like this.

As my people will say, when you are tired of reacting like a "reactor", you will read the article again S L O W L Y and then realise what was actually said.

The official claimed that Kano State had the most students that scored a credit concurrently in English and Maths, but not once did he state they had the highest success rate.

Simply put, if Bayelsa state sent only 1000 students to do NECO, and all those 1000 achieved credits, they would still come last by the man's limited measure ( I am certain he did it on purpose).

That's why if you look at his "success" chart, the states with the highest populations, Kano, Lagos and Oyo are top 3.

So my southern brother, no need to declare war yet, given his audience, it's clear he gave his figures that way to appease them.

Also, a lot of those Kano students will still be southerners anyway, so you can sheathe your sword cheesy
FamilyRe: I Want To Marry My Girlfriend But She Has H Factor, I'm Scared! Man Seeks Help by AndroBlaze: 10:44pm On Sep 20, 2025
Mariangeles:
It's like when one pronounces egg as hegg.
cheesy most people I know with it will put "H" where it is not needed and remove it where it is like "Otel" instead of "Hotel".

Sha sha the man is not serious, a lot of Nigerian politicians have it to and no one cares.
EducationRe: Nigeria Mum Gets Emotional As Her Son Starts School For The First Time Abroad by AndroBlaze: 10:39pm On Sep 20, 2025
Redman44:
Must you put everything online? Haba, don't draw unnecessary attention to yourself.
The top comment so far....

Honestly the way this generation is going, na live births in the hospital theatre remain
TravelRe: Trump Increases US Visa Fee For Skilled Workers By $100,000 by AndroBlaze: 10:31pm On Sep 20, 2025
Slytiger:
Nigeria is not even in the top 10 H1B holders in America.
Thanks for the chart, no wonder these Indians are slowly taking control of all tech companies...na wa ooo
RomanceRe: Don’t Have Sex Until You’re Married— Actress Bambam Counsels Singles by AndroBlaze: 6:43pm On Sep 20, 2025
IamAsiri:
Pele. You will alright last last, Mr Judge.
I am not a judge oo, neither am I a pretender like some people.
CelebritiesRe: Spyro Announces Engagement, Shares Love Story And Proposal Photo by AndroBlaze:
rinzaugustine:
No. A person you met at a club is a big red flag he is not seeing now

So if I was single and met Bill Gates daughter in a club, I should forget about it shey?

Your name suggests you are a Christian so you should know the bible is full of people meeting their spouses and mother of their kids in funny places doing funny things from Tamar, to Ruth, to Abigail, to Bathsheba and so on.

Also two of the most wicked women depicted in it came from royal blood like Jezebel and Athaliah (who may have been her daughter), I am pretty sure their husbands met them in palaces.

Where you meet isn't as important as the quality of human being you meet my brother.
CelebritiesRe: Spyro Announces Engagement, Shares Love Story And Proposal Photo by AndroBlaze: 6:07pm On Sep 20, 2025
rinzaugustine:
Imagine being proud to announce something shameful as where you met, tomorrow you people will up internet with ijoba lande stories no one wants to hear
So it is better to lie and create stories of how they met shey??

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