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bigfat07: [size=15pt]SHE LOOKS OLD [/size]OR ARE MY eyes ageEing...

You are right. Still looking at head with great concern.

Na money wey him don chop dey pursue him. No run abeg as GEJ, will give you presidential pardon, if na money wey you chop run. If na boko haram, you are on your own.If na money you chop, no worry, even if dem catch you, PDP will accommodate you, with a post. UK go just chop your money through Tax and if your nyash open for your office for 9ija here, UK police go just carry you join Ibori quick.

I don't think this is real considering that a killer would not carry dead bodies like that and just throw the bodies out from the jeep during the day where people will see him and also the guy who sent the info, how come he was able to get their names and not take pictures even if it was in the night.
I still doubt this story.

This marry, marry thing don taya person for this 9ija. Kiss, love , touching, hugging and their likes na wahala for the dead body and the owner of the dead body.

oyewoleabiola21: I met this lady 3yrs ago,in a bus why going to work.she look so innocent and beatiful on getting to know she told me a lot of personal things about her and her familly..makin me to bliv she was unexposed,as she continue wit the relationship I discover that she only like to _ me when she feel she is in need of money and once I give it to her she will turn her back and live.she called me about a week ago asking Me to change here curve2 to Touch which I did,just yesterday she told me she is tired of using Touch that I should get her Bold5..I tried to talk som sense into her but she wouldn't listen she told Me I should not call/ping her if I haven't buy the Bold..pls what should I do ? Should I get her d Boldtouch or what ? The most painful aspect of it is that ever since we've bin datin we never had sex..can I jst let her go like that?

Edit your grammar first, so that one can read in-between what you are just saying here since you are a father Christmas or mumu for the lady. Why you no buy motor give am? You enter motor with a lady, which translates that you are still struggling to be a man and you have the mind to be buying such nonsense for the lady? Go and arrange your life because you are still a poor man entering public motor and toasting babe. You no dey shame?

let them go. Chikina.

[quote author=Π@$S]We are so in love but the thought of us being related is so annoying and always create that gap between us. I'm asking to know if it is legal or should we just forget about it?
~> I DONT MIND WHAT FAMILY OR SOCIETY WILL SAY <~[/quote]Your cousin? In fact, you are sick and need help. Why must it be your cousin? I know that before you came here to state your mind without any remorse, goes to show that you have been sleeping together.
Note, you are under a curse if you sleep with your cousin. If you go ahead and marry her, your generation will be under a curse.

kulyie: lol he is speaking the raw truth but in a sarcastic and hilarious way.if you read between the lines,you will see elements of truth in what he is saying so calm down

Thank you my brother, middastorch's brain has been cloned as he could not read in-between the lines hence his pig's statement.I have checked Midastorch out, I now know why he rants the way because he is just a blind man who needs to be helped out.With his looks, he cannot reason well.

Midastorch: You're very big fool for this!!!!see as the mumu dey talk lyk sai hin be gos.opponu afofungbemu.

Notsssssssssssssssssss. I know you think with your anus as your brain has been cloned. punk

PUBLIC NOTICE, PUBLIC NOTICE

I think 2 Face only ended marrying Anneh in order to formally commence baby production and distribution officially. A dog cannot change because of who the dog is. Leopard cannot change it's colours as such, subject cannot not stop mounting on top of willing minds.
As an African King, Anneh is just one of his numerous victims officially presented to the public as a wife. After the wedding, his joystick will officially commence production and all ladies who needs to be officially employed should officially contact Andyanderson to submit their applications for review and subsequent employment. Once approved, you will be moved to different location of 2 Face factories to be made known to ONLY accepted applicants. Our contact details will be announced only later due to traffic issue now as we have started receiving applications for those willing to be manufacturing for 2Face Group of Companies PLC.

May God give the family the strength to carry on

UKAj: Hello All,

I'm intending to marry this girl I love and who loves me but the problem is that I am HIV positive and on treatment. My viral remains undetectable and my CD4 count is over 700. She's aware of my condition and willing to carry on with the relationship because once all precautions are taken, her level of risk will drastically reduce. We don't intend to risk trying for children unless we go through Fluid washing. However her church (Anglican church) wants us to undergo HIV test. The problem is that we don't want to go public with this information. What options are open to us?

Go to Synagogue Church of All Nations for healing.

If Jonathan is re-elected, I now know that PDP rigs election. This singular act should make Nigerians vote Jonathan and PDP out of power for life because every PDP member is a fraud. None is without fraud as his name.

bio12: I love her so much BUT a Man of God I respect very much told me she's not my wife

What do I do?

If the man of God is real, listen to him because a land where there is no vision, people perish.

Steven Jay01: I have been dating my girlfriend for 3 years but she still can't pick calls whenever am around her.Recently I saw a message on her fone where she was exchanging emotional messages with her Ex.she assured me there was no cause 4 alarm but I know there is more than meets the eye.The sad part is that I still love her so much that the fear of losin her sends jitters down my spine.

She gave you juju? She cannot be faithful and so you must find your way before you kill yourself because of nothing when there are thousands of ladies out there with good character

Kaleni: Make I Bleep my brother's wife!!! God forbid bad thing in my life and in our family... Shiorrr

Never EVER try it. Though the best option would have been for you to have relocated to somewhere but no matter what, this woman must be possessed and needs deliverance. Never tell your brother, rather call her and advise her that you do not appreciate her action and also be careful with her as maybe your action could lead her to plan to eliminate you.
If you are in Lagos, maybe go to Synagogue Church of All Nations with her for deliverance. She will get delivered as she has the spirit of lust and it could lead her sleeping outside.

90love: As a married woman myself if I'm putting myself in the situation your wife is in now (which I never would be) I would lie lie lie LIE women never confess the truth until their backs are against the wall with proof or unless they're tired of lying and been pushed for the truth.

Your wife will lie to anyone that asks her and it will go frm bad to worse if you involve other people as she defiantly can't tell the truth publicly. Sit your wife down and have a proper conversation with her as if you already know she cheated and just ask her "why? Was there anything you did wrong or something you might have said to offend her" be smart and tactical as if your pouring your heart out and can't be without her. Then watch her spill and beg for forgiveness. Make sure you keep up with the questioning and act like you KNOW she cheated but you just want to start fresh. Deep down you know those pills didn't magically appear in her draw.

Good luck
Bleep

You are a woman and look at the advise you are giving to a man against his wife. I am highly disappointed in your response. Why subject a pregnant woman to such questions and allegation here knowing fully well that the OP once advised her to get the said drug in 2010? Why madam? why not advise him to make peace with his wife.? I am short of words for people like you. I am a man, but I fell sad over your comment as a woman.

My brother, let me advise you here, from your write up, you stated that you once asked/advised her to buy that drug back in 2010.
Women can store things for years. Your wife is presently pregnant and you only saw one tablet removed.
Allow your wife be and do away with any form of suspicion against her and face your marriage. Only a woman knows who is the father of her baby. Allow peace to rain and allow God to take control.
No two perfect people on the entire face of this earth. People advising you here to ask your wife, do this. probe her does not understand marriage and none of us will be there with you if you ruin your marriage out of anger and suspicion. Be careful. Commit this to the hands of God and be prayerful as devil would want to destroy wherever there is peace in the home.Devil does not go to a place where there is crises because he has gotten them and no peace with them. Love your wife and tell her you have taken her words and allow devil to be ashamed.

israel007: Have you asked God which way to go? Cast your burden upon Him and He shall sustain you. I'm not married but one day I hope to be. Look beyond the man that you see as your husband. He may not even be aware that he doing anything wrong. Also have you considered what you maybe doing wrong? When did things change. What is it that he's complained overr and over about to you. It's possible that he's reacting to pressure from. Somewhere and he's finding it hard to talk about it. Sit down with him and apologise sincerely (even if you are not wrong). People would advise you to
1. Confront him

2. Hate his siblings

3. Native way

4. Allllll manner of talk.

The truth is NO union is perfect. From what you have said here, you love this guy very much. That is a good thing because the ONLY thing that will get. Rid of that burning anger u feel right this moment, is LOVE. Love will conquer it all at the end. No need to resent him. Be a friend, not just a wife. He nedds more than a. Wife. Now. Show the love and let him see that even in the face of all this, u still love and respect him

Above all, there's nothing prayer can't fix.

Good advise

Lord have mercy. Demon at work

mofolorunshoabi: I got married at 23 to a 34yr old man. The marriage has produced 3 lovely kids. The relationship was based on pure love as my husband had nothing then. As time went on I was made to realise that while am married to my husband, he is married to his family, especially his mother. Am a lagosian while he is from the eastern part. All the quarells we had is over issues like his friend advising him to change kids sch saying its too expensive etc. It got so bad that anytime we quarel, his mother and sister will tell him to send me away. He did at one time and his sister started staying with him for over one year. The issue was reconciled and I went back. We have 2girls and a son but I decided to put a hold on having kids for now because he gives us 3,000 for feeding weekly which was grossly inadequaate. I pay for lesson teacher, pay for dstv, augment feeding allowance weekly, give our first child in boarding sch pocket money and buy her provisions, bought most of the gadgets at home on lease and pay thru my salary. My sin with my in-laws is that I refused to have another son but none of them cared to know how we are managing as a family. For almost 2yrs now that he chased us out after a qarrel, we have been staying with my parents and I have been responsible for the kids welfare and others. He has thus relocated to another part of town and living with a widow of 4 kids; a lady he had dated while they were in university in the east. He has filed for a divorce now saying he wants to take the kids to his mum in the east so they will learn his language. The matter is up for hearing now but the twist to the story now is that we are still romantically involved. We meet often in an hotel and he tells me it was a mistake that we both made especially on my not having more male children. He wants to get an appartment for me yet he is asking the court for dissolution of the marraige so he can marry the wodow of 4. Pls advice me, I love him so much and he was the one that disvirgined me.

Your husband is under manipulation by the other woman spiritually. He is not acting with his senses. Go to Synagogue Church on his behalf for deliverance and his eyes will be opened.

Easyfren: Great thinkers of nairaland, lend me ur ideas. I had a girlfriend of 2 years who abandoned me when I was in year 5 in d medical school to go and get married to another man. She changed her phone number to sever any link with me. 3 years later when I've graduated and working as a medical doctor, she called me and said d marriage had collapsed that I should take her back because she was beclouded by d man's charm. I told her I'm making plans to marry another girl but this has not deterred her from worrying me. What should I do? Pls ur thoughts.

In fact, NEVER EVER try to consider her request as that will send you to your grave. Tell her you cannot marry her because she has been legally married to someone else. If there was any love for you, she should have waited for you. Make she go carry her bag where she left it.No eat anything from her,if not,she will jazz you and you are gone.Keep your distance from her.

valicious1: Not commenting until d mods change d name to P.ENIS, D.ICK, C.OCK,. Wadahell is joystick, are we discussing computers here or sumfin. FYI "A joystick is An input device that
looks similar to a control
device you would find on
an arcade game at your
local arcades. A joystick
allows an individual to
move an object in a
game such as
navigating a plane in a
flight simulator.

Grammar

I dey find my joystickooooooooooooooooooo.I just clicked SEUN'S Nairaland and I noticed an electric shock just now.

Please help me ask Seun where my joystick is.

supaeagles: If dem buy this aeroplane make dem no use the same mechanic that DANA was using oh!

I dey laugh hahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

NubiLove: It baffles me when I still hear the cries of Southern Nigerians in the north complaining! I am of the mindset that people should always learn to adapt. When an animal discovers that the water and food in an area becomes scarce - the common sense reaction is to leave the area! There is an abundance of opportunities in southern Nigeria, why do southerners still believe that the north is still where they should be?.... It is clear that the Govt is struggling to contain the boko haram menace so why take gamble with their lives?....

My high school friend (he is a pharmacist) left Katsina and has even found a better Job in Ibadan! He was not willing to gamble with his life!!

Please what are the reasons why Southerners are still in the North?...

You said the truth. It is only fools who still believe that northerners loves them. Only fools stay and get killed. Southerners who still hang in the north are fools.I do not even pity them because they want to get killed.

The worst people on earth to be closer to, are the Nigerian Policemen.If you see them, laugh and greet them and pass, never bring them closer to your house or make friends with any of them. Use long spoon to eat with any policeman.

In fact, Housas are bush animals and should not live among human beings at all. Look at an officer who went to pick her child and they still killed her.All northerners must be plagued with incurable disease forever.

In fact, I blame any Ibo man or southerners still staying in the Northern part of this country because those animals called Housas are cows who reason and think like one , sleeps and pregnants these animals hence their attitude.

Let the North go because of their attitude, that is why you see them with all forms of sickness and disease. Pigs.

The next story from the police will be that he was an armed robber and they killed him during operation and they can even bring a gun to display. No policeman will enter heaven. Their reward is bribe and only here on earth.

semse: I really want to find out if there are other married women like me or if my case is different. I am currently married to a man I love so and I know he loves me so much too. we met back at the university and we were very close friends. We decided to get married April last year. The issue is that I see him more like a friend than a husband. I mean our marriage is more like a platonic relationship. I love it when he holds me, when I rest on his chest, the hugs, jist, going out and every other thing, but we do not have sex often (like once in two weeks or more). We live in same house, sleep in same room, eat in same plate, but sex is always least on our minds, and I am sure he is not cheating on me, neither have I ever thought of cheating on him. He has never complained neither have I because we are perfectly fine with it, but what I read online and in books about marriage and sex, how sex keeps marriage going, and other stuff is quite different from what I am experiencing. We are more like friends than ‘husband and wife.’ Is this supposed to be?

Be careful with your adventure hence you might end up ruining your marriage. What is wrong the way you are living? Sex is not all that is required in relationship and marriage. There are people who have sex like dogs and no peace. You are here going through the internet and other media sources looking for information that may end up destroying your home. One day now , you start downloading pornographic video and getting connected demonically and your marriage will end up been destroyed. One day, you starting seeking sexual satisfaction from outside instead of thanking God for the kind man you have.

In fact, women, stay off internet and look up to God and allow worldly things be.

omenka: They have every reason to do so given the precedence that dumbfvck has set. Anyone with a discerning mind shouldave seen this comming, and more.

The truth