₦airaland Forum

phreakabit: Once again, Keshi does it. Destroyed Togo's national team TWICE, Destroyed the Malian national team. . . . and has done it once again. This man has a history of being jealous of foreign based players, and has allowed his jealousy get the better of him on numerous occasions. Honestly I am here counting the cash I just won from my friend, I told him Keshi has always been a looser and that the match will end in a draw. Guess who's smiling?

Players keep getting changed for every match. We don't have a team! This is a sure sign of incompetence.

akpu nku: All these guys calling for auction, if it were open for aution will you buy? A house owned by native doctors and criminals, a house in the heart of an undeveloped village where 98% of inhabitats are from the said village, a house which the criminal's children, relations or whatever will 2moro want to kill you so as to take back their father's property,

The best option is, demolish the buildings at the villa, seal off the hotel and turn it to ministry of environment, or beta still to agric ministry. I also think our govt owned motherless babies home at Real Estate Will like to move to a spacious environment too.

Ramcie: I really don't see any difference. All I see is a beautiful woman who carries herself well and plays her role perfectly . She would always be my No. 1 actress in Nollywood.

omodapson: The same way you can invest and not get any returns on investment and even loose the investment.

And same way one can die(God forbid) with millions stack up in personal acct... the money will be useless when you are gone.

I don't think the poster is a fool not to have any plan for the future and getting a car today should not affect his plans if well thought out. 80k no be joke in Naija. How many people earn that?

azimibraun: She get luck say I no sabi post picture for nairaland.. She for change her statment nw nw..

Siena: Looking at the hairy numbers on their heads, I would say they were Photoshopped.

Slim101: I honetly believe the 'business' line was a hoax probably intended by the parents (or whoever) to save face. Realisticaly, who would travel from Kaduna (or where she's from) to Lagos to be lodged by his or her business partners just to buy 'clothes'? This is not a mega business venture and anyone could have travelled because of 'buying and selling' business but a rational mind wouldn't agree to be lodged into an hotel by her clients (especially in a city like Lagos). A rational thing to do is to get into Lag, lodge into an hotel and call the clients (especially guys u've never met before) to meet u @ a public place to seal the deal. What d hec.k are they doing in her roon??!! Asides, this guys (according to d story) reside in Festac, is it neccessary she also books an hotel @ Festac??!I doubt the 'business' story and I strongly think she was there to socialise. I feel sorry for her though and I feel the pains her family would be going through now. This 'Cynthia' issue shd open a vista in d minds of everybody (especially the younger females). DON'T GET CARRIED AWAY WITH THE HIGH-LIFE!! I have a younger sis too in d Uni whom I've been lecturing before this episode and it just butressed my point. Just my piece of mind.

mega f: ...d police told d guy to bring d fone 2 dir station... & d guy (who knew dt d fone was stolen by his brother...& dt ds cynthia's case has been on air 4 some time....& dt his brother was involved in d case)... also wore his shoes and headed 2 d police station... i'm just wondering ao truthful ds story is... "or maybe i didnt get d story"...

MRbrownJAY: although there is nothing "seemingly" wrong with a 30yr old single woman, the alarm bell will clearly ring in my mind, but that's just me....so here is how i will evaluate such person (this is just MBJ's views, pls dont get offended):

[b]- as much as a +30yr old would "seemingly" look great, we all know that the skin elasticity may have seen its fair share of cream etc, so before settling for such lady, a GOOD LOOK at her without make up is necessary in order to have a clear evaluation of the skin quality/elasticity. a poorly cared-for skin would mean that this gal would quickly look like an old hag, after a few months/yrs (check her mother without make up for CONFIRMATION).

- skin elasticity also means that her tittays would certainly sag quicker than a 20yr old (if they didnt sag already).....so a good look at her nekkid and standing IS A MUST. if her tittays already sag pass the belly button, then you already know what to do. pls dont get fooled by them gals with big tittays firmly locked in push up bras, this is one of the fallacy of the 20th century and just another trick used by our sistas out there, lol!

- if that girl is beautiful, then alarm bells will be ringing even louder, as you most definitely must ask yourself:" what is it about this beautiful gal that drives people away?" YES, there must be something within her that is driving all potential mates away, something so foul that men are willing to disregard her beauty...so thread carefully!

- then the idea of WHY she has never been able to meet the right person must also be considered. as much as many may be unlucky like that, there are equal chances that she may have the wrong attitude, the wrong goals in life, the wrong mindset, the wrong lifestyle, the wrong background/past, TOO DESPERATE etc. again, a thorough check must be done to get to the bottom of it all, and know exactly what it is.

- and then there is the issue of freshness of the toto, yep you heard me right FRESHNESS OF THE TOTO!!!!!
most single women meet about 5 different sex partner a yr (i am being generous), and since they start fukcing at about 19yrs old (and i am VERY generous once again), it means that a particular lady could have no less than 55 different men mounting her toto by the time she gets to 30yrs old. although there is nothing wrong with that, it means that this toto has seen its fair share of traffic, and as we all know that traffic mean heavy maintenance, that toto has long pass its sale by date. it may taste great, but chances are the elasticity and mechanic of that said coochie is close to giving up on you. a 20yr old coochie will get its elasticity back after a pregnancy (with the right exercises), for a 30yr old coochie it will be 3 times as hard.....[/b]

so looking at if from a life long investment's point of view, it is not a great move to go for such ladies, especially when we all know that you can get a fun, "easy go lucky", friendly young 20yr old coochie for the same hassle that you would get from most desperate 30yr old woman.

PS i am not even going to dwell on trying to educate and "reboot" the mind of that said +30yr old lady, and getting rid of all the "viruses" that have been implanted in her mind by her past r/ships. NO operating system/antivirus could handle such heavy duty work load!

MRbrownJAY: although there is nothing "seemingly" wrong with a 30yr old single woman, the alarm bell will clearly ring in my mind, but that's just me....so here is how i will evaluate such person (this is just MBJ's views, pls dont get offended):

[b]- as much as a +30yr old would "seemingly" look great, we all know that the skin elasticity may have seen its fair share of cream etc, so before settling for such lady, a GOOD LOOK at her without make up is necessary in order to have a clear evaluation of the skin quality/elasticity. a poorly cared-for skin would mean that this gal would quickly look like an old hag, after a few months/yrs (check her mother without make up for CONFIRMATION).

- skin elasticity also means that her tittays would certainly sag quicker than a 20yr old (if they didnt sag already).....so a good look at her nekkid and standing IS A MUST. if her tittays already sag pass the belly button, then you already know what to do. pls dont get fooled by them gals with big tittays firmly locked in push up bras, this is one of the fallacy of the 20th century and just another trick used by our sistas out there, lol!

- if that girl is beautiful, then alarm bells will be ringing even louder, as you most definitely must ask yourself:" what is it about this beautiful gal that drives people away?" YES, there must be something within her that is driving all potential mates away, something so foul that men are willing to disregard her beauty...so thread carefully!

- then the idea of WHY she has never been able to meet the right person must also be considered. as much as many may be unlucky like that, there are equal chances that she may have the wrong attitude, the wrong goals in life, the wrong mindset, the wrong lifestyle, the wrong background/past, TOO DESPERATE etc. again, a thorough check must be done to get to the bottom of it all, and know exactly what it is.

- and then there is the issue of freshness of the toto, yep you heard me right FRESHNESS OF THE TOTO!!!!!
most single women meet about 5 different sex partner a yr (i am being generous), and since they start fukcing at about 19yrs old (and i am VERY generous once again), it means that a particular lady could have no less than 55 different men mounting her toto by the time she gets to 30yrs old. although there is nothing wrong with that, it means that this toto has seen its fair share of traffic, and as we all know that traffic mean heavy maintenance, that toto has long pass its sale by date. it may taste great, but chances are the elasticity and mechanic of that said coochie is close to giving up on you. a 20yr old coochie will get its elasticity back after a pregnancy (with the right exercises), for a 30yr old coochie it will be 3 times as hard.....[/b]

so looking at if from a life long investment's point of view, it is not a great move to go for such ladies, especially when we all know that you can get a fun, "easy go lucky", friendly young 20yr old coochie for the same hassle that you would get from most desperate 30yr old woman.

PS i am not even going to dwell on trying to educate and "reboot" the mind of that said +30yr old lady, and getting rid of all the "viruses" that have been implanted in her mind by her past r/ships. NO operating system/antivirus could handle such heavy duty work load!

Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, The Intelligent Millennium Thief of The Century. The corrupt Apex Bank Thief.

May you NEVER live to enjoy the N5,000 Sanusi if you go ahead to print it.