₦airaland Forum

PrinceofAgoAre:
6. Aston villa
7. Everton
8. Crystal palace
9. Brighton
10. Manchester united.

Okay comrade... Anything you say!

My hand nor dey for this violence wey you wan cause so!

An underdog made me proud yesterday...

I expect nothing less from this other underdog.


In any case, season is practically over! Let's see how the fight for 2nd to 4th positions pan out!

I predict the table ending like:

1. Already decided
2. Liverpool
3. Chelsea
4. West Ham or Spurs
5. Arsenal
6... I really don't give a fvck honestly.

APC and Supreme court governor Hope will come out to claim he was dismissed from the party for being useless!!!

Victorclean1:
Nooo. It's energy demanding. The lady is trying to tell him that he has no gas in his tank. A man gas tank should not be less than 500litres to power and satisfy a woman.

Satisfy, satisfy, satisfy... Everything and Everytime satisfy a woman!!!

That's why many men have become quite useless in life!!!

Sex nowadays is all about satisfying women at all cost! It's so funny and pathetic!!!

Transporter20:
Nairaland.com nothing we no go see.

But she go gats explain herself.

She was preparing or planning to eat it while in bed, got overwhelmed by tiredness, and slept off without sucking sorry, eating it!

Why is there always so much delays, reluctance and ceremony when it comes to okaying military onslaughts in parts of the troubled North, but the reverse is the case when it comes to Southeast?!!

What is it about the North that makes them unworthy of speedy military intervention?!!

Up Villa jare!!!.... This is what I like to see!

descartes400:
Una wan just make Man U sign Ndidi say because he is a Nigerian. Una wan come add to the abysmally low quality players we are already saddled with.
No! MAN U is not signing Ndidi. We want to dispose off the ones we already have and not bring in some more low quality players!

What are you even saying?!!

Sell off whoever you wish, but put some respect to Ndidi's name.

Ndidi will literally bring out the beast in United's midfield! Imagine that guy with Bruno in a single formation!!!

Make una dey behave o!!!

descartes400:
Why are you people refusing to add Greenwood to the list?

Greenwood!!! United's future Van Persie?!! Stop it!!!

Who sells such players outright?!! Makes no sense!

You don't judge with one season or poor run of form

Penguin2:
Unpopular opinion...

Fred should NEVER be sold. The guy get ginger, can run, tackle and intercept. Excuse his passing.

Wan Bissaka doesn’t have crossing but his blockings are irreplaceable except for his recent dip in form.

Lingard should be kept as a second eleven.

And Dean Henderson should Never be sold.

Matic, Mata, Martial, Rashford, VDB, Jones, Maguire, can go please.

Nice write up.

However...

Rashford and VDB need to be retained. They can be sent on loan to get their heads back in the game especially Mr. Feed the Kids.

The Dutchman was never given a fair chance by Ole! If you watched that guy in his former club, you would understand the asset he is to any solid midfield.

Could Bruno be back or na the default formation dey help the nigga...

So, Slippy G still can't beat United both as a player and as a coach!!! Na wa o!

That dinosaur woman is just 61??!

Must be a mistake somewhere or a health issue. She looks not a single day younger than 85!

DownChelsea:
Angelfrost must be very pissed right now.

Chelsea lost to City and now United is winning against Villa.


What has Manchester not done to that guy?

Nope... Not pissed at all!

Chelsea deserved to lose by an even greater margin for such shitty performance.

United is winning by a slim margin. Game might easily end a draw! Not that it bothers me either way. Nothing at stake for both teams.

I don't know what you mean by "what Manchester has done"! I have literally been singing the praises of Pep and the better side of Manchester all day long!

Fuckingmallam45:
We are there already

Why una change back to old formation?!!

I was beginning to enjoy the new "pattern"!

ken6488:
How did sadiq made it to the team

Quota system!

Congrats to Super Eagles on getting to Round of 16!

Now, my people, match don end... Please, let's match in a single file to Villa/United thread. The place dry pass Harmattan.

Lamasta, Fergie001, Fuckingmallam45, Xynerise, Ray07, Jokerman, Kingcalls,

tarantino1:
No 422 today?

Rangnick don tire... The shit ain't working!

Equity15:
Why is Ronaldo not playing?

Thigh injury!

Good news for Cavani!

Rangnick don change formation back to default settings... Someone don draw him ear!

Glad to see Elanga getting serious game time too. Impressive!

Well, good luck to the more serious team! Both are currently underachievers!

Military: Abusive killer tyrants

Police: Corrupt bribe taking cowards

Vigilantes: Ret@rded cultists with weapons who think they are the law


The average Nigerians are truly between the Devil and the Red Sea with regards to security in this country!!!

KillIgbohoN0W:
Minimum transaction value: N1 million


Afonjas cannot use this POS.

1 Million minimum, yet he no fit get better location or even package better store.

gbemishile:
U're not reasoning right.
U're not reasoning like an adult should.
U wanna cruise with silly questions that do not make sense

Okay... So, you have no answers! You for just talk am since instead of engaging in such childishness.

Next sycophant please!!!

gbemishile:
U're asking a stupid and senseless question akin to a 5 year old.
Reason man,this is not rocket science.u use nairaland more than u use ur brain

Stupid question akin to a child??!

Pray tell, what question is smart to ask about your god??! Cos, I will never understand this silly over defensiveness and sensitivity!

...And for the last time, keep out the dumb insults. I won't warn you again!!!

Such an elder you are!!!

gbemishile:
U reason like an slowpoke
Go and ask Peter obi and atiku if they are academically qualified by presenting their certificates

Please, don't be stupid!

If you can't answer a simple question, then why mention me?!! What warranted such insults??! On what grounds exactly?!!

I have no business nor loyalty to any Nigerian politician! If you are loyal to Tinubu, how is that my headache??!

Oya Naija,..

As Cameroon and Morocco don break the single goal jinx, I expect a resounding win today!!!

Let's put fear in the hearts of other participating nations, as Man City is doing in EPL currently!

mapet:
...and someone with subpar reasoning cannot be a lecturer...

I take it you haven't been to most Nigerian universities then!!!

Your attempt at snide suffered an epic fail!

Now, the question yet begs an answer!!!

Lamasta:
Comrade lower your voice make you no spoil market for some people

I occasionally go to Instagram to be entertained by their lies which only dead brain gullible folks believe!

joviegghead:
Iskaba
Again
Baby hello
So mi so
Ashimapeyin
Ballerz

Be careful!

You really don't the meaning of the term: Hit songs!

Lamasta:
Social media has rebranded many things

Some will be in their parlour telling the world they are in Dubai

...Or the ones touring Europe from their dilapidated face me I face you in Bariga!!!

Desperate times, and even more desperate moves by Chelsea...

Una never wan get sense!!!

Jokerman:
Only Fergie can win both EPL abd UCL at the same time, not once but twice.... not for all coaches bro...

Pep will more than likely do it this season... He's on course!

fergie001:
Well-deserved from the Premier League Champions-Elect.

geestunnar andrewfarms ghettokid1 angelfrost fuckingmallam45 ebukahades10 gbest90 Wordson crazygod kyase ray07 redblood01 dfrost lamasta chikason22 Oludharay rodwave Playmaker1 Sammy07 openmine numerouno94 silentgroper vickyrotex mangekyoalt gevans

Congrats to City and Pep!

Hopefully their noisy neighbors can manage to bring FA cup to Manchester, or maybe City will do all the work (as usual):

EPL
UCL
FA