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adelaja70:
Your phone no get Google ni?

It's a simple question... Just answer it!

You don't ask your lecturer on your answer sheet if he doesn't know how to use Google

Donkenny511:
2. Qualification: even a blind man can rule Lagos state at the bolded. That is what you guys said about Barcelona from 2006-2015, that even a mad man can coach Barca and still win trophy.

But now Barca has to go find Xavi after so many coaches tried and fail.

Tinubu is qualified educationally and he is full of experience because apart from being a one time Governor he's been part of the government till date.

Jagaban 2023

How exactly is he academically qualified?! Please, highlight his educational achievements.

I don't understand this....

You don't want the youths from the North to support Tinubu on the very same grounds they supported Buhari on two consequent occasions!

What sort of hypocrisy is this?!!

The same North that has kept this nation where it is today by virtue of their silly choices are the ones you are pandering to?!! Lol!!!

Sigh... The kinda things we read online these days ehn!

Egg sauce and rice?!... No thanks!

Ate it once, and couldn't finish it!

The sauce was awesome, but I will stick to eating it with bread, yam, fried plantains.

Leave rice for tomato, banga and veggie stew abeg!!!

Folabifreeman:
Fake life will give some people high BP

That's for those who don't want to have sense, stay off social media and pursue their dreams or hustle.

chikason22:
I dey vex. I am suspecting Guardiola. He don put hand for that place. Draw he won't draw. Lose, not an option. They must collect
Chelsea Bleep up sha

We both know City can't go on a 3-game losing streak, or 5-game drawing streak... Not by the stretch of anyone's imagination. Never!

They have collected this one! It's just embarrassing the quickness of it.

chikason22:
I am not pained. What pains me is how a club oiled by Arab money can't aspire for great things.

A club sitting on millions dieing for local trophies.

Man city under Guardiola will never be like their closest neighbour, United.

Until they sack Guardiola, City Wil never smell UCL tithes

City can win UCL this season... Pep just needs to reassess and reorder his priorities!

FuckkME:
exactly, u really know them... he has even been sub par this season

Well, I'm not surprised! I expected it.

He has even done well, considering!

He will eventually come good for them!

Imagine him winning EPL before Rashford, Lukaku, Kane, etc. This life Sha!!!

chikason22:
It's official.

Manchester City are Local champions and have vowed to remain so.
Make them carry their trophy go abeg.

Village champions.

Comrade, just type congratulations and off Mike!!!

I recommend that Liverpool return the favor of mounting a guard of honor this season for Pep!!!

LegitAirdrop:
League go start for August, title race go end by December and you're tellinge this isn't a farmer's league?

Definitely a bloody Farmer's league!

It hasn't been this bad since the days of Sir. Fergie!

Ligue 1, La Liga, even Bundesliga be laughing hard right now!!!

crazygod:
How much is Jack Grealish?

I just knew someone will bring out the Grealish Invoice!!!

crazygod:
Abeggi nothing. Didn't that nonsense happened in a Man United game when the ref called out players after game end just to play penalty?

That was different... Na VAR wahala be dat one!!!

Try that rubbish wey dat African clown do in a game between City and United with high stakes, and see blood flow in buckets!

Numerouno94:
Pep na the big boss anytime anyday. Anybody who feels otherwise can go to hell.

Well, they don't exactly feel otherwise...

Na envy dey choke them!!!

Unigrad:
Manchester City have won 2021/2022 EPL.

No questions... Congrats to them!!!

What makes it worse is that they didn't even need to out spend this time around!

Pep na coach abeg!!!

Benwallt:
Sikawe should have refereed this match abeg. End the match at first half.

You think English fans are as docile and "calm" as Africans?!!

Try that nonsense in Europe especially Russia, and see Nuclear Meltdown of catastrophic proportions!!!

The fans will end the season there and there.

byrron:
EPL is a different league from the rest that's more like a pre-k.

Get Haarland to EPL and he gets demystified and Ronaldo seems to be the only player that strives to have an impact in any league he finds himself.

Yeah... I guess it is the hype that affects most of them. The massive expectations.

The ones who come in under low notice or spotlight thrive better.

Lamasta:
Fear wetin abi you no watch game? na City dey control today game na

Baba... Una form don dey drop anyhow o! Y'all should watch it!

Starz825:
Chelsea isn't playing like a champion at all...
This match and Bredford vs man city isn't different...

Lukaku was right about this team and it system..

Of course... Everyone knew he was spot on! Even Tuchel couldn't argue the facts he stated.

This kind zig-zag football is strange for a club of Chelsea's standard.

byrron:
Probably playing him to up his valuation at the next transfer windows because he should be sold.

Not at the expense of winning such important matches na!

15 to 20 minutes in the second half should suffice. The guy has lost the prime Ajax form! Such a shame!!! How players enter England from European heavy weights and get lost!

Unigrad:
Chelsea fans will hide today, I don't want noise.

Dem fit score the sole goal of this match... Don't write them off.

Don't care if they win, draw or whatever! This has been a very pathetic showing from them. Pathetically poor!!!

Just imagine if this were prime City!!! It would have been a mauling!!!

byrron:
Pulisic, Alonso, Ziyech and Malanga need to be using the exit door at the end of the season. Thanks for their services but we just have to say goodbye.

I honestly don't know why your coach starts Ziyech...

There has to be at least 2 academy kids who can do far better in that position!

Just look at that earlier goal scoring pass he denied Lukaku!

Starz825:
Chelsea has been very poor
Useless back play
Needless passes in their own box

Whenever a Chelsea player holds the ball..man city guys quickly choke them up..so what you gonna do .. release the ball to the nearest person. As fast as possible so you won't lose possession... No oo... Chelsea has been loosing possession since the start of the game..
No ball up to lukaku since the beginning of the game except for his one one miss..

No wonder the guy isnt enjoying football at Chelsea...
Play up to lukaku...
Don't play in the middle ...play in the wings and from there you attack....

Tuchel can you hear me

Take that Moroccan guy off...na short one..
No impact nothing ..plays as if he is afraid

Na the money wey I take stake on Chelsea win or draw(2 odd) dey pain me

Correct person wey dey watch ball with clear eyes!

Lukaku will definitely suffer under this Tuchel's system! Shit ain't working for him at all!

MangekyoAlt:
If the match is stressing your eyes, then turn of your TV. No time for nonsense

The usual needless over defensiveness of fanboys...

Face it... Both teams didn't bring it today! Worse is the club that failed to register a single shot on target for over 45 minutes of play.

I won't turn off my TV... I would rather turn to Food Network!

This game is stressing my eyes and brain... And it's not even the absence of goals.

I have seen high school matches far more entertaining than this.

Such a languid and uninspiring pace and flow of game!!! Smh!!!

Both teams are not yet serious! Even City have seemed off their quality for 3 straight games now!

Well, I hope things improve soon!!! Can't imagine wasting my precious fuel and Saturday for over an hour of this borefest.

Funny how you won't hear pim from Coalition of Northern Imbeciles!!!...

Brushstrokes20:
Another one! ... Daaaaaaaaamn it!

Nig urgently needs a SANE AND SOUND LEADER!

Southern Nigeria needs to separate themselves from the North fast!!!

No more, no less!!!

helinues:
People are no longer interested in this kind of madness which to some northerners, it's politics.

You don't play politics of endangering your own people. It is backwardness.

Election is coming, politicians in North irrespective of party want to start their as usual tactics of displacing their opponent's supporters and send them to Idp camp which the organiser of the attack would later become generous to them with donations even though he is the evil person behind their displacement

The high rate of illiteracy and religion brainwashing in Northern Nigeria did not allow their people to see what's wrong with their region, their leaders.

Killing their own people and making their own region unsecure just because they want to proof some stupid points.

Awon were from head to toe

What exactly is all this rant for, chief??!!!

Northerners claim their region is healing and not upside down, you are here writing epistles.

If they were ever tired of the carnage, they would have since revolted!!! Nor be their mates rise up against police brutality last 2 years?!!

They are okay with the status quo as long as their people in power are not given a bad name.

Loewe:
This is clear evidence that the Nigerian military cannot handle these guys. A whole Nigerian Army university What a national shame!!!

Be there stressing yourself...

Personally, I'm waiting for the denial from Nigerian Army.

North is doing just fine!!!

blecin:
This is where I am currently schooling and I believe that I will graduate in full piece.

None of our business!!!

The North is Healing!!!

mrvitalis:
North is not bleeding abeg no dey disturb us

Buhari would handle security
Osibanjo would handle the economy

We no come see anyone

I tire for these useless lies.... Which attack?!! Which university?!!

Terrorism has been eliminated in the North.

North is healing!!! Ignore this propaganda from enemies of Nigeria, according to Nairaland Sycophants!!!

So many options for Nigeria now... I remember when this nation was literally kneeling and begging for players all over. Now, most foreign-born and raised players are the ones volunteering.

Oga Tammy, you see your life!!! You would have been leading the attack going into next year world cup, not scrapping for bench warming position in an overcrowded England team.