₦airaland Forum

Cerebellum:
PSG will be flogged, come and quote me after the match

Make una dey calm down abeg... Flogged say wetin happen?!!

As if City's defense is all that exceptional or PSG's attack is made up of sluggards.

WibusJaga:

Who will win?
LIKE for PSG
SHARE for [color=#00ade4]Man City[/color]

If only match outcomes were determined by Nairaland Likes and Shares!!!... If only!

sylve11:
0-0 ft

For wetin na?!!... Even Newcastle Vs Stoke City can't even be goalless, how much more 2 of the most expensive squads in modern football filled with attack-minded players, both being coached by attacking centered coaches.

If it ends as you predicted, then both clubs should and must be sanctioned, both coaches arrested, with Messi's name scrapped from Ballon D'Or list!!!

Nonsense and Oil money!!!

Kingosytex:
Oil Money Derby

Messi scores first goal.

Yes o... Battle of the Billionaires! Middle Eastern Clash!

If PSG repeats that abysmal and lackluster outing at Belgium, Man City go disgrace them with their overloaded squad of stars...

DubaiLandLord2:
How did he used tribalism to support Buhari over Jonathan?

He supported GEJ in 2011, before he(Tinubu) alongside the South West was swept aside after he became the president of Nigeria.

....And that was enough reason to push the nation from frying pan into fire, not once but twice in a row by pushing for the election of a known and recorded failure in leadership?!! Tribalism?!!

Sigh... APC and Buhari! What a legacy!!!

The retrogression and destruction of a nation that takes most nations' leadership at least 2 decades to achieve, this administration successfully achieved within 5 years.

This Guinness World Record Worthy!!!

Sholaco:
you can not hide in hotel perpetrating your evil and expect efcc not to apprehend you. Yahoo man

Then apprehend the suspect professionally without harming the reputation and business of the hotel...

They can even get the cooperation of the hotel in question.

Learn to demand that things be done properly... Don't get too used to mediocrity and sufferhead.

Good move...

But, good luck getting this dead judiciary to look into it.

They always look the same... Ugly, poorly fed, high, and dirty!

Enyimbamercedes:
The poor will always exist in society but being a thief is a choice. The poor steal out of necessity to survive to meet their needs and get lynched while the rich steal to finance their greed and are praised!
When GEJ said corruption isnt stealing he knows what he meant. The politicians dont call what they do stealing, they call it corruption. They'd prefer to be called corrupt than be called what they are...thieves!

Well written... It's a skewed system here.

Bewiseedet:
Is the phone worth human life?

The phone of a friend was stolen recently... It had basically everything in it!!!

A peaceful and calm nigga was actually willing to lynch and kill if he caught the thief.

I hate the backward and barbaric act of lynching, but it is what you get in an impoverished and lawless society (The Judiciary has failed this nation)!...

So, anyone willing to descend into petty crime or even robbery should be more than willing to forfeit his life! There are no 2 ways to this!!!

Enyimbamercedes:
Barbaric!

But a bigger thief like Ibori is a god father in the same state.

Moral: Don't be a poor thief

Just don't be POOR!!!

For the average hungry Nigerian, the Wealthy and Connected can never be wrong!

Even Hisbah agrees with this... For them, no person of wealth or influence is under the law!

pansophist:
Guys, alot of this guys are lying. Over 2.5M in a month? That's like spending about 100k everyday. Really? Why una de lie like this? I don't know where this guys find the money sef, lots of Nigerians abroad are broke. Real time. No joke. Make una de lie small small abeg.

I understand that you intend to make folks back home miserable, your sense of worth is predicated on how much other puts you on a pedestals, and them having the consciousness that you're doing fine, but it is wrong. It means you're a shitty person.

Comment of the day...

Leave some of these people! Na low self esteem they worry most of them!!!

Charmingrascal:


How grammatically can you describe something that is impossicant

My Brother, I don't know again o... Impossible doesn't need any further modification na!

Sirmuel1:
1000 Naira = 1050 Cefa

Hope you understand?

Yes and No... Explain how exactly those nations are better than Nigeria in terms of standard of living!

avrilwisedata:
Hehehe. Leave the table make e no break biko

I be no wan talk before o... I have been enjoying the "Show Off" since!!!

avrilwisedata:
My brother, I taya o. Maybe because they feel it's Nigeria their country, everything should be free for them coming back from the abroad. Calculate these millions to dollars and compare with your time there for the same time frame. Una just dey cast aspersions on the country whereas una dey make money in foreign currencies abroad. Lol

The very stupidity of it all... I kept waiting on someone with even half a brain to do the exchange rate math, but all everyone is interested in is SHOWING OFF!!!

Like how much can a Nigerian going abroad for holidays spend also??! Isn't that even more expensive than someone based there coming over??! Do people traveling from Europe to Ghana spend less??!

mfm04622:
Lol!!!

So when a country have steady power supply, it is automatically better than Nigeria? And when food their is cheaper than Nigeria, it is automatically better than Nigeria? As bad as Nigeria is, it is a lot better than Togo!

Read that thing in bold again and again....

When you are done, imagine Nigeria having those 2 parameters (Steady Power supply and cheaper food)... Then learn not to contradict yourself.

You are welcome!!!

uvie66:
You spent 6 million for weytin....you dey build house ?

Everybody lies... A lot of them are not doing it intentionally!

Some either want to stroke their egos (Make you place them on a pedestal) or simply want you to feel worse about you current state in life!!!

TNORWAY:
I totally dislike people like you............is like you do t want anybody to travel out of Nigeria and join you abroad.......look at a contradicting advice you just have......why did you leave in the first place Why don't you come back and also look for what to hold unto??

Nigerians based abroad eager to see their fellow countrymen join them wherever they are are fewer than Eskimos living in Senegal!

Don't ask why... Even Oyinbo people are quite shocked at the way Nigerians based there paint the very same foreign nations so negatively before their fellow intending migrants!

TimeTraveller:
"You guys in Nigeria" See this one.

How less condescending would you prefer he dished out this fact??! Pray, tell!!!

Sirmuel1:
If you want to help someone, HELP HIM! Nigeria is a mess.
Anywhere outside Nigeria is 10x better.

Anywhere??!...

Northern Cyprus
Venezuela
Afghanistan
Somalia
Haiti
Etc...

Please, what exactly do you mean by "Anywhere outside Nigeria"??!

chatinent:
When I thought I had seen it all..

Well... Na still question anyway!!!

Men wey dey Ghana or Botswana dey form over-superior to their people stuck in Naija!!

Charmingrascal:
"If Nigeria better tommorow" is a future impossible tense

Let's just leave it at "Impossible"!... Nothing like Future or Tense!!!

xpressionx:
931,000
2016 December

Multiply that by 3 or 4... That's exactly how December this year will be!!!

This is NIGERIA!!!

Impregnable101:
My problem, i envision the future too much

Nothing bad about that... You are human after all.

Just make more effort to stay in the present, striving for even the littlest of gains which will make that future goal more achievable.

Gamer999:
Op you forgot to add no. 13 which states "no matter how hard thrust, you can never make her squirt"

That's quite subjective... Few "sexually learned" ones among us might beg to differ!

Words every successful person lives by... This is just commonsense reasoning!

I adopted most of these words over a decade ago... It has been nothing but upward peace!!! Thank God.

Indeed, "Ye shall know the TRUTH, and that TRUTH shall make thee free".

Bunnatex:
If it's not for Camera I love it.
These oyibo will come and help in spoiling our country.

If??! What do you mean by IF??!... It is definitely for the cameras to score cheap points with dumb citizens.

You sound as if Nigerian politicians actually care about excellence, corn roasting, traffic control, etc...

Pointless and dumb campaign... This shameless tactic is already stale and over-used na!

He should try something more realistic: Like paying all outstanding salaries, pensions, and creating a legacy of industrialization and employment for his citizens!

I believe this worked quite well for Late. President Yar'Adua... I never saw the great man grandstanding stupidly in front of cameras or even roasting and eating corn in public.

Nigerian Politicians are so dull and uncreative... Then again, dumber citizens will always queue up to vote them in.

Youngzedd:
He's back.

Thank God for safety...

Watch your backs out there people... This is officially a failed state with no security of lives and properties.

We are all on our own!