₦airaland Forum

DonroxyII:
You are correct ...our dy/dx now tends to "0" .... It implies we are getting to the peak of our civilisation and Law of Gravity about to play faster one on us !!

We think we wise na ... !

I believe we are way past the peak... It's diminishing returns these days!

Just look at the amount of stupidity we read about daily.

One of the few wise showbiz people... Keeping his personal life far away from the prying eyes of busybody Nigerians.

Low-key is the way forward!

Congrats to them! Beautiful couple!

BRATISLAVA:
But how can a person care less for himself to this extent, seeking advice from people who could be vulcanizers, bankers, engineers, masseuses, architects, programmers, car wash attendants, etc, when a good hospital is closer and more accurate?

That is truly the mind-blowing thing.

Well, economy for the most part... Many Nigerians can't afford the bills in private health institutions, neither can they spare the amount of time queuing in overcrowded public hospitals.

Sigh... These big words were unnecessary. Even to well lettered people, it still makes reading tedious.

I honestly don't get the need for such show off.

BRATISLAVA:
The posts highlight the dangers of self medication. People will be sourcing benzoyl and bishams, taking things they don't need, rather than just going to see a doctor or a pharmacist.

It's a shame honestly....

The level of quackery in this nation is mind-blowing!!!

chukel:
this reminds me of an outreach in a very rural community in the southwest. Met 2 patients with scabies, there was no permethrin cream there. Then i remembered that insecticide treated net is impregnated with permethrin. I had to improvise. I got new ones. Asked them to wrap themselves with it morning and night for at least 10mins. Under 3 days, symptoms disappeared, though they came down with catarrh and red eyes (conjuctivitis)- reaction from the net.

Impressive job there sir...

All you had to do was include antihistamines. Well done.

We must keep improvising in the midst of this health care deficient nation.

Emmypure:
If it is scabues, go and buy erythromycin tablet and be taking it regularly morning and night, be using tetmosol soap and to bath, use detol to disinfect your water, also use detol to wash your clothes and bedsheets regularly, finally u will be applying penicillin ointment in the night before u go to bed

What exactly is the correlation between Scabies (a non bacterial parasite) and Erythromycin (a bacteriostatic antibiotic)??!

I don't understand you Nairaland "Doctors" o!

zolajpower:
What about Funbact A cream ? Can that help to clear the one outside

No sir...

If it's Scabies, only Permethrin or Crotamiton creams will kill the mite.

bigbabyboy:
Measles. Get Treatment Asap. If it gets to your face, there are chances that you will go blind. Get to the hospital Asap. They will give you the right medications. You will also have to get Calamine lotion but get to the hospital first.

Na wa o! Where do you people get these ideas from!

How can that be measles?!! Lol!

Snitch24:
Chicken pox

That's not chicken pox na! Lol.

zolajpower:
No orthodox med can cure that . If I are in Lagos go to elewo omo and ask

Or is it sweetie! Sweetie!! or shingles

Single dose Ivermectin, coupled with topical application of Permethrin cream are the recognized treatment for Scabies.

In the absence of Permethrin (quite scarce some times), you can settle for Crotamiton cream (Eurax).

More than likely Psoriasis or Scabies...

Either case, you will be urgently needing the services of a professional dermatologist.

tempex88:
Mathematically, 10k per night with 20 working days in a month is 200k monthly tax free….

Realistically, getting rammed by different poles for 20 'working' days is worse than paying taxes...

200k for all that 'hard' and demeaning labor?!! Sigh!!! I have no words!

Sonnobax15:

Show me any girl who's dating one guy and I'll show you a cook with a diick ..

There are many faithful Nigerian ladies who don't have time for nonsense... Give it a rest abeg!

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That's supposed to be a human being's job description?!! What the fvck does that even mean??!

Why not just say "Dancer" or "Pr0stitute"!

kingsways:
Why Igbos??

Yorubas, Ijawss, etc would also have been killed if it happening their area

Why Igbos?!! Erm... Recent events in the Southeast perhaps?!! Don't tell me you don't keep up with the news.

At the mention of Ipob, the army goes into full fight mode showing an efficiency never seen even abroad!

Imagine, after a daring attack on their own headquarters, they are still as silent and cowardly as sheep! If this is not double standards and hypocrisy, then what would you call it?!! Even Buhari has refused to use the same words he used back then now, which led to the shameful Twitter fiasco currently on.

FarahAideed:
Na wa oo..to think we really warned Nigeria about this man

Well, some people like to learn the hard way... Nigerians are one of such people.

englishmart:
Which good name?
Anyway, compared to Buhari Everybody is a saint. Including Talibans

Perfectly said! Thank you...

We need to stop hyping Jonathan. If he had done his job properly the way his predecessors did, Buhari would have been abandoned in the dirty packs of history.

Buhari's failure is hinged on the inefficiency of Jonathan and PDP administration.

Abbamasta:
Ortom is a cloud chaser whom should not be taken seriously.

Garba Shehu is a what to be taken seriously?!!

At the very least, Ortom is talking about the harsh realities on ground which we all can bear witness to... What exactly is Garba talking about?!!

Spreading hate?!! He is supposed to love and thank people slaughtering his citizens?!! Or what exactly is this presidential bastard talking about?!!

What has politics or the political career of Ortom got to do with the tragic realities on ground across the nation?!!

Why can't these people just shut the fvck up instead of spewing this irritating nonsense... Dem swear for una o!!!

joviegghead:
They'll kidnap him

They can't kidnap who they don't see... Pep can't come to Nigeria! They can't afford him.

Besides, the team is way beneath his high standards!

Jimasun:
He will do his showoff in prison

SMH... Very dumb idiots! Using drug money to oppress themselves.

Both state and federal government should hang their heads in shame...

This nonsense continues in the North because the perpetrators feel above the law, even protected by it.

How else do you explain the massive military response to a milder crisis in the Southeast, while arms have been literally folded in the North.

So, no Christmas show off this year... Eyahhhh!

So Arsenal can score more than 2 goals against a team...

Interesting... West Brom needs further relegation. This is shameful!

Biggest Price ke?!! Una never even see anything.

Shey una no wan hear word...

Need them for what exactly??!... You don't have enough for target practice??! Nonsense and Terrorists!

Kingcalls:
He should bench the ingrate u say... hope u said the same thing last season when Messi dropped a transfer request.... hypocrites

I send Messi??! Mtchewww... I stand with coaches! No player is bigger than a club.

How exactly is this even news...

Who doesn't know the Northern issue was created by the Northern elites who have no value for the lives of their poor citizens!

Then again, I doubt the poor and constantly impoverished citizens even value their own lives!

That's why I am observing them all: Both the oppressors and the oppressed!

Marriage is not for everyone... The earlier Africans get this simple fact into their thick skulls, the better for everyone!

Good luck to them as they go their separate ways! They will keep winning!

Lamasta:
You say what again

Where the lie na??! Has he managed to win it since being without the services of those 2??!

Mtchewww... Shallow-minded clown. All because the oil merchants threw all their dough into Grealish.

kudos to Levy jare! The man sabi!

Heard PSG is putting their feet down on Mbappe. Good!!! Poch should also bench the ingrate!

Nonsense and Desperate football people!!!