₦airaland Forum

xynerise:
Ighalo should chill abeg. This is not the time to test the microphone

Why??! Isn't FA cup meant for bench players to catch form??!... He must start o!!!

Chelsea fans across the world will be fasting and praying till Friday!!!... God must do it for our son. He must start, alongside Lord Lingard and Daniel James.

toluxe0075:
We haters have no other choice than to go back to our abode. Manchester United is now a team backed by God himself.

Backed by who??! After only first half??!

StepTwo:
StatmanDave

Anthony Martial’s first half vs. Southampton by numbers:

100% pass accuracy
3 shots (2 on target)
2 successful take-ons
2 ball recoveries
1 assist
1 goal

Directly involved in both MUFCgoals.

Martial is quite the player sometimes...

Still on, I hope he chills on the bench come Weekend. Odion and his younger brother in Chelsea have some catching up to do.

ghettokid1:
Thank heaven the mods have accepted my appeal, I was banned by the anti spam bot but my Appeal has been accepted.

Southampton will surely get back in the game... Maybe both teams will share spoils tonight.

Lemme head to Spain to watch Madrid's 'coronation' game!!!

I have lost faith in Conte and his mercenaries!!!... Let him come and buy more English players... Lingard is available. Mtchewww!!

fergie001:
I was not perturbed.
I was calm and very relaxed.


Utd wins this game by a mile.

Relax and enjoy football....You are at OT.

Angelfrost Ebukahades ghettokid1 Fuckingmallam45 vickyrotex BuharinaWah

I smell the fear... I just smell it!!!

You thought it would be a jolly ride!!!

DownChelsea:
Losers of week 35, watch and learn from the kings.

MUN 5-0 SOU

Go do some research... Southampton is not the kinda team to concede anyhow against United, no matter how slightly improved y'all have become.

fergie001:
.....and they carry fp ooo...imagine.... immediately I entered twitter this morning and saw Danny Ings....my mind skipped.

As a Sheffield fan, I am not bothered about ManU's outcome....today's game is a 4-1 victory in favour of United....however I remain a blade.


Later guys....I have been banned from Sports Section.

Yeah right...

Lemme guess, the ban will be automatically revoked once United 'mistakenly' takes a 2 goal lead. Issorite!!!

omenka:
I must confess, the sleaze we see in this government is unlike anything I expect under Buhari. Buhari hasn't lived up to expectations per anticorruption crusade.

Terrible!

Anti-corruption war was always going to be a ruse or Red Herring to blind the eyes of simpletons to a far worse corruption being perpetuated by these elected hypocrites....

Gullibility ought to be beneath an educated Nigerian!!!

See how convenient it is to constantly announce recessions... I wonder how many more recessions and abracadabra we will witness before these people are done.

I just wonder if they will leave something for their successors to steal in the future!!!...

Minus revolution, this nation is eternally fvcked!!!

LaboPolitics:
Malami is another thief that must never escape probe and jail in the fullness of time.

Today is Magu's day, tommorow Malami will have his own day in jail.

They must continue to expose themselves. It's good for the polity.

No sacred cows.

They should continue to expose themselves??!

Pray, what does that even mean??!

You mean this chicanery of an anti corruption going on since 2015??!... Please, don't tell me you have been taken by this Buhari's circus show called corruption fight... Lol.

Nigerian youths!!!... May y'all have sense before it's too late!!!... Smh!!!

Well, if the story is true, then I can only say: "Thank you Facebook for saving a brother from untimely death"!!!... Nigga just dodged a dangerous bullet!

The lady was right any way... Who Marriage truly epp??! Happy Spinsterhood to her!!!

*Yawns*****

Criminals probing criminals... Nothing to see here.

Slynation:
VAR introduction itself to football is good, but humans still gat the abilities to influence bad judgement... Real Madrid, Liverpool and Manchester United have been highly favored by VAR this season....

Therefore it's safe to say this teams are always playing 12 against 11 every time they step into the pitch...

Please... Exceptionally gifted attacking teams will always get more penalty calls.

Where you expecting to see overtly defensive teams like Newcastle, Burnley, Brescia, Eibar, etc, getting more favorable "VAR penalty calls"??!

NightHawke:
The reason for initiating VAR is positive but stands to kill some fun elements of the game during the match and after. All the arguments that make the game exciting like a player playing in an offside position, free kick or penalty decision for balls on the edge of the line are arguments we have until the second leg for vengeance and honestly its fun.

VAR should have been limited to goal-line technology as that is a decision both sides of the team want to know the outcome.

Fun you say??!... Well, it is all fun and banter, till titles are lost or teams relegated.

Maradona's 'Hand of God' has not been funny and forgiven for Old and young English football fans in over 3 decades.

Bobbystanley:
Varchester United

Well, since you have started that, we might as well give other teams theirs too...

LiVARpool
JuVARntus
Real VARdrid
VARcelona
VARston Villa

Well, for me... VAR has been long overdue, and must remain in order for football to be fair to all.

That said, the system must be fine tuned and perfected. It has to be completely void of human bias, which is where some of these current complaints seem to be arising from.

For this to work efficiently, the rules of the game must be compulsorily studied and understood by all: Referees, Managers, Players, even fans.

This will put an end to some bitching, especially these penalties calls... Let's see if some teams and players will finally be given a break.

...And, for fvck sake, review those moronic Offside and Handball rules or offenses. Juventus lost that Atalanta game clearly!!! Mtchewww.

This Op's Moniker tho...

[quote author=fergie001 post=91670161][/quote]This is how you used to hansa ordinary greeting??! Issokay.

I see Conte is still experimenting with that team... Smh.

VickyRotex:
Awwww it's Maannday already

See your life and you think if he removed us we won't find our way to the thread I told you I'm MTN ambassador today.
But relax, I've given ghettokid1 my word that I'll be subtle with your team today. So I'll let Angelfrost play Bad cop while I play semi-good cop

GGS!!! Go South, Go South!!!

First Liverpool...
Then:
Chelsea
Juventus
Inter
Lazio
Leicester (the desecration was indeed televised)

I believe fergie001 has fearfully observed the pattern...

Tonight shall be quite 'interesting'!!!

This is easily one of the best articles I have read this year so far... He that hath ears and eyes should use them.

Mayng01:
Ah! Guys dey suffer & dey try o... Miracle’s left over.. any.. congrats.

Well, it goes both ways... Miracle is also her left over, her forgotten past, a lesson on her path to greatness.

chukswag:
denzel son of a dullard slay queen

Nope... He is the son of a mother, a woman who didn't abort him, but carried him for 9 months...

If you were properly nurtured and raised, you wouldn't have typed the above.

Prodigee:
U for name am Denzel Washington nigbayen.

Why??! The name isn't exclusive to the legendary thespian na.

People don dey answer that name even before dem born am.

Evii:
Watin Miracle don shop finish

So, Miracle himself wasn't also 'chopped finish'??!... Abeg, let's hear word!!!

DownChelsea:
Chelsea fans won't like this...


This life no balance

Editing my post, eh??!

Arturitoroman:
ffp is a joke .nonsense

Very huge joke!!! Money talks, bullsh*t walks!!!

9jayes:



Bad news for Manchester United as their only hope of qualifying for CL is but gone. No matter how form Manu are at the moment they're going nowhere.



Modified: My final table

Liverpool

Mancity

Chelsea

Leicester

Well, Chelsea and Leicester have tough fixtures ahead... Leicester will be without their top defenders in 2 out of 3 games left. Chelsea has no defenders!!!

This is the best news I have heard so far today!!!

Huge congrats to Man City!!!... To those who thought they had a chance, una sorry o! Next time, work harder. Don't feed off people's misfortune.

In addition, congrats to Liverpool, Chelsea, and... Ermmm... Well... That 4th lucky club.

ghettokid1:
Nairaland's XI for the game.
Formation: 4-4-2
Strategy: Attacking
Line up:
Defenders: Fergie001, Fuckingmallam45, BuhariNawah, Ghettokid1.
.
Midfielders:
EbukaHades10, Gbest90, Themainboy22, Galactico4ever
.
Attackers: VickyRotex, Angelfrost
.
Subs:
Perfecttouchade, Lordjb, Ronaldofan100, Joviegghead, Gadaluk
.
Defenders= those defending Man Utd.
Midfielders= those that is not for nor against Man Utd.
Attackers= those attacking Man U.
Subs= those that u will not see during the match

This is pure Genius!!! I know it can only be ghettokid1, a.k.a Special Adviser to Messi on Nairaland matters!!!

Now, brethren!!! We all know how crazy and likely prophetic or ominous the last few days have been for top clubs around Europe:

Juventus almost lost
Chelsea spanked embarrassingly
Leicester desecrated
Liverpool Dazed
Inter fumbled
Lazio horrified

Anyone seeing the trend??!...

Not saying nothing o!!!... Just greeting Man United and Real Madrid fans!!!

It shall be an 'interesting' evening!!!

Dirty, scraggy, obtuse, and brainless.... Now, Dead!!!... What a wasted existence!!!

Stopfapping:
Please can someone define "local material ", because it's like I no pass English for ssce

Materials sourced within his immediate vicinity!!!... Meaning, he didn't import them.

BENEAMATA:
upgraded orlando pirates that gained four points each out of a possible six from chelsea , arsenal and his ELDER tottenham this season in the league .That sheffield that is perched on top both arsenal and his ELDER tottenham's head on the league table . . . . . come to think of it , majority won't argue against a " dead team " , orlando pirates ( skull and bones ) whooping our " darling " " arseNAL" right now will they ? At least there is no argument that little inconcequential totenham is now ELDER to the gunners . who would have thought all they needed all this while to claim north london's no 1 is just a lil' MOUR effort .

I'm sorry, but what are you on about??! Spurs has been bossing Arsenal for at least 2 to 3 seasons na!!!

Who is world class in Sheffield United compared to Chelsea??!... Make we dey talk true na.