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Police Character Certificate that is 30k online... We reach State CID, and they bluntly refused to capture us till we paid additional 15k.

The whole police headquarters was a beehive and marketplace of unbridled and stinking CORRUPTION.

As long as Swallow never fly pass my level, I'm good...!


Never been a fan of rice since adulthood hit.


But Naija, which way?!! The poor go soon hunt the rich.

Good one... I hope they have learned their lessons?!!.


I don't get why traders can't maintain simple hygiene and keep their markets clean. Smh.

datola:
Let them vet the applicants very very well before they recruit more criminals into the Force.

Vet??! Are you kidding me right now?! Lol.

More than half will be recruited simply based on "Connection".

DanielsParker:
Omoh, can you rest please?

He or she desperately needs the attention...! Starve him/her by ignoring.

South Africans be doing too much...! Smh.

Y'all need to cut it out abeg...!

This is Africa, and there are more pressing issues bedeviling this great continent than your dumb obsession with Western pattern of Sexuality.

Mccullum:
Only God knows either he's lying or saying the truth.

He is definitely lying...! That's what he does best.

Don't worry Dino... After you lose the election woefully, you won't need to survive any more attempts.

You will be retired permanently from Politics and safe to eat your loot abroad.

Radarada! Mtchewwww.

Airlohim:
I don't get what FPRO Muyiwa Adejobi is talking about here, there are some things that we should admittedly be ashamed of defending.

They think everyone is as dumb as APC supporters.

Normal level...!

Are we gonna pretend that at least half of Nigerian Police Officers are not either criminals, retired criminals, or affiliated to criminals?!!

Is it Nigerian army that we should talk about?!! Most of the "repentant" Boko Haram militants, where do you think they end up?!!


Abeg, this is not news.

For a second I was seriously sure the Op misquoted the man or got the message all wrong...!

SeriouslySense:
Thank God for the woman, I am happy, she did not loss her eyes at least.

Yeah... Once the swelling and damage heal, her eyes will see again. However, she might retain some disfigurement on her face.

This is sadistic and wicked... The other lady was unlucky to have been stabbed, and later died due to hospital negligence.

These are not your regular on-chance robbers abeg... Terrorists and Barbarians have taken over Abuja.

SeriouslySense:
I think it was removed, what type of human being does that.

They are very wicked, eyes that they cannot create or replace.

Very abnormal.

Nope... Not removed. Just inflamed due to blunt force trauma.

Sigh... Look at what the Capital of a whole nation has become.

If you can't sort out security within Abuja, how then can you secure the entire nation?!!

Yet you keep bragging to Investors that the nation is safe and viable for business.

Chai... Hand don meet this one.

Nothing like you don't hit a woman... Dem don panel beat mama like say na man wey thief.

Sleekfingers:
From the picture of the man.... I dont think it is acid

Even at that... That man is scarred for life.

Yep... Share the appointments round the political class.

What does it matter if they are inept, corrupt or unfit?!!...


This is the renewed change Nigerians asked for.

Well done President Tinubu.

Sleekfingers:
15k?
Poverty is seriously dealing with some Nigerians.....

......

The man should send her packing.

Send her packing??! Abi ensure she is jailed for a long while...!

She already sent herself packing na.

CoronaVirusPro:
Fvck off!

Say no more, bro... I would hate to be infected with such dismal level of brainlessness.

Bye!!!

CoronaVirusPro:
Lady is definitely from the Ikwerre tribe

Those ladies are hot tempered.

If they happen to fall in-love with you, you are in big problem!

Ikwerre is now in Akwa-Ibom?!! Since when?!!

You even used the conclusive term "Definitely".

Na wa o... How hard is it to read?!!

sageb:
It happened in Nchia, Eleme LGA and not in Port Harcourt.
Go and read the story again.

Dey there... Everywhere na Port Harcourt or Rivers state, as far as most people are concerned.

Same way every body for Edo na bini or Benin person.


Good luck convincing them that Owerri people are the only ones living in Imo State.

Some men and women just open their eyes and stay with those who will certainly kill them...

I will never understand why people choose to endure toxic and abusive relationships and marriages.

So sad...!

People who drive beside those articulated trucks Abi wetin Dem dey call them really get mind...! It's risky especially in very bad roads.

wrongnumber:
Lies..

It's more than this from May 29th when the clueless drug sniffing forger fraudulently took over Aso Rock.


January: 24.32%
February: 24.35%
March: 24.45%
April: 24.61%
May: 24.82%
June: 40.25%
July: 50.98%
August: 60.34%
September: 70.64%

I honestly don't know why they are doctoring the figures...!

As if lying about the reality facing the citizens will change anything on ground.

I'm just watching APC and Tinubu... I will like to see how long they can take Nigerians for this ride.

ellizy:
Can we just start again in this country?
If with all the hype this admistration got with numbers of senators in thr upper chamber and Rep member in the lower chamber and couldn't get it right with petroleum product after many promises and hardship people has endured. I'm of the opinion this country CANNOT be great again

Day just dey break for you... Lol.

We said it all in 2019, but they called us "Pessimistic".

Now, the reality is here, and it doesn't matter whether you are a pessimist, optimist, sadist, or whatever... The Truth can't be suppressed forever.

APC has finally buried the nation.

nairalanda1:
Simple, landing cost is over N720, transport cost is going up because diesel is going up, and YET...government is telling marketers to sell fuel at N620 and below...or at least up to N700

No profit, no motion, no business.

The thing is, fuel has to be sold at a profit before it would flow freely. All this one APC and NNPC are doing does not help. You say subsidy has gone, and yet it is still there....

Right.

You see what I meant by "Transparency"?!!

Do you remember the points I outlined as the way forward?!!

Without coming clean and carrying the citizens along on the state of the union, they will have no choice but keep pandering propaganda.


Lies have an expiry date... APC might have pushed its luck far enough at this point.

Nigerians should brace up... Really dire times ahead.

seguno2:
Has it ever come clean on anything, starting with Tinubu’s Oluwole third party vendor replacement certificate

Well... They can't sustain this Propaganda.

A house built on lies will come crashing down.

Nigerians should brace up... Especially salary earners.

CodeTemplar:
They want more profit guaranteed before resuming business.

That's how it should be... No business should run at a loss.

The Federal Government has refused to come clean on this Subsidy situation.

It's a RENEWED situation...!

Don't worry people... BAT has all the answers.

OKUCHI11:
make una tell am wetin happen to Ike Ekweremdu...


well sha their prison better pass the average Nigerian house

So, you would rather stay in a UK prison than live in an average Nigerian house??!... Interesting.

SIXTEENTH:
I wonder how the news outlets normally describe our naija singers as HIP HOP

Don't blame them... They probably don't even know what that genre of music means or entails... They probably think anyone who can't sing is automatically a hip-hop star.

You can take a thug from the streets, but good luck purging him off the streets.