₦airaland Forum

Dating means nothing these days...

If you aren't financially fit, don't ever think you are in a serious and trusting relationship! Don't you dare!!!

This is harsh, but the reality of today!

Grandmeister:
Was watching Kenya’s president speak today on the CNN. Very articulate and sound. His knowledge and grasp on green energy and how he lucidly explained their plans from now to 2028…you can’t watch that and then watch someone like buhari or tinubu and not have a serious soul searching.

Guy, I'm just tired...

How is it that a whole nation of over 200 Million people can't produce proper leaders since 1960??!

erico2k2:
Have you ever been to Kenya? they kill animals for trophy not even food, yah lot just come online and chat shyte

It's called poaching sir.

That happens everywhere. It's illegal, and when caught, those people suffer dire consequences.

Can you say the same about your nation??! You have to have a proper wildlife conservation policy to recognize the crime of poaching.... Do you have one in this third world nation?!!

Next time, don't be hasty to challenge people more lettered than you are. Thanks.

Urheadmaster:


Meanwhile, over here in Germany.

You mistakenly hit or kill any animal, you go to prison for some period of time


Africa is a zoo .

I think Germany is too far...

Kenya will lock up every one of those idiots including that mother and baby for this evil act!

Almost everything about Nigeria and Nigerians is a serious headache for the civilized world!

Perfect definition of biting more than you can chew... Or simply put: E Choke!!!

"...She kept saying I should go ahead that it’s just small cough… mehn at that point my prick don go down."


This part made me laugh so hard, I almost slapped an elder!

Person go just carry prick put himself inside wahala!

Sigh... Good news just dey scarce for this country for years now!

I wonder when the average Nigerians will catch a break in this third world nation!

Emergingnation3:
Eradicate IPOB in your figment of imagination..

It is your useless security operative that is being annihilates out of the surface of the earth in SE ..

Go and check the number of security operative killed in SE since January this Yr .

Yeah.... Clap for yourself!

Continue to compete with North to see who gets to be more restive and terrorized!

We will be cheering you all from the side lines!

Burn down your region... Destroy the socioeconomic activities of your people! Y'all are doing well!

Well, the adage remains:

A child that says his mother would never sleep will equally stay awake!

Uzodinma and his family are made for life. He will finish his tenure and relocate to Abuja with his loot and family.

These soldiers have been trained and oriented for war and destruction...

Who loses the most?!! Your guess remains as good as mine!

The average Nigerian is a degenerate consumer of even mundane things...

That's why an average Nigerian youth would think first of buying a flashy car when gifted a lotto than thinking of making the money grow via wise investment.

Agriculture indeed... A set of citizens who detest hard labor, and prefer easy money can't be bothered about that.

lhordspy:
Lol.

When we tell zombidients these are problems affecting every countries and everybody in the world.


They would come running, screaming and wailing.

Is this also Buhari's fault?

I am politically neutral, but I have since come to believe only irredeemably dumb zombies spend each and every waking day of their pathetic lives trying to make excuses for the failures of those elected into office!

This is not an insult... Just hard facts!

Since 2015... From failure and corruption of PDP, then to shortfall of oil sales, followed by COVID, then EndSars, weather/climate change, just name it...

This government has never been wrong, can never be wrong! It's always the fault of citizens, weather, world economy, etc!!!

Haba!!!

simajh:
Hnnnnm something tells me these men are upto something

All Nigerian politicians are never actual enemies!

It's the impoverished imbecilic supporters living in the trenches that choose to hate one another, fight, and kill each other!

I am very sure Atiku and Wike still laugh, eat, and share pleasantries in private!

Most Nigerian youths are just stupid, especially on this Nairaland forum.

The beautiful thing about being a moneyed CEO or top executive...

...You just wake up or sit in your chic suite of an office and decide how many people you will render unemployed!

Good jobs are great, but never get comfy in any paid employment (especially private)!

Is it that Reno doesn't count Tinubu as being in this contest, or he is just vindictively targeting Peter Obi for personal reasons?!!

Cos I rarely see him target APC and Tinubu...

Maybe the rumors are true that he might be secretly working for Jagaban while also eating Atiku's money.

planetx:
Nothing about being lucky, he pleaded guilty and will make restitution. If he had decided to plead not guilty and go through a jury trail he could easily get 20 years behind bars if found guilty.

Okay... Thank you for clarifying.

Sigh... Just tell them to avoid the entire Country!

Useless Colonizing Bastards!

So, Buhari doesn't even plan to finish well... Na wa o!

3 months to election, and nothing to show that you've outperformed your terrible predecessor!

That's 8 years down the drain!

Treadway:
you are correct. I addressed it in my previous post

Angelfrost you sef be correct nairalander, take note of this.

My thoughts exactly! Thanks.

morikee:
Jumia supposed be the best eCommerce in Africa but instead they devised to doing magu magu look at this fraud called Black Friday they literally inflated price and then reduced it back to the original price while claiming 50% reduction

Discount sales are generally scams... They are basically chopping off prices on commodities and inflating others!

Nothing is really free in the corporate world of marketing!

Crafteck1:
What choice did he have?

What sort of question is this?!!

There is always a better option than crime... Always!

Just 11 years?!! He is lucky!

With good behavior, he can be paroled after 5 or 6 years!

Emmariks:
Baba easy your pressure sir and pity for us. We are going through tough times now, please.

Okay sir... I wish you all success! We need Chelsea and other top clubs back in form... It makes the season more interesting.

Like you idiots know what hell is...

That was how y'all emphatically said COVID will definitely wipe out half of Nigerians and Africans with bodies littered in the streets!

It must have deeply pained y'all when it didn't happen!

Hope is now renewed, help is now here, confidence is back...


So, what has your incumbent president been doing in the same party??!

Realists:
See better pikin giving Nigerians Tomato factory, unlike the other Aspirant disturbing us with " I invested in Beer Factory" as if Alcohol na food.

At least he invested in something which is far more consumed in Nigeria than knowledge... Which means he is meeting perceived and widespread demands, thereby creating jobs like the factory above.

Learn to criticize with intelligence. Thank you.

TastyFriedPussy:
I pray he looses every inch of it all to fire outbreak... How can he be making money while I'm here struggling...

Words have power... Even the ones uttered in jest!

You don't have to pretend to be funny by being stupid just to get Likes and Attention... Even a 6 year old knows better.

Good old days where morality and sanity still existed in our churches and society!

These days, I have to listen very hard to tell the difference between mainstream gospel songs and worldly songs... Back then, the difference was all too clear.

blackpanda:
OK But Tinubu will be sworn in as President next year

If the Lord and majority of Nigerians will it, why not!

I wish him good luck!

After collecting money, y'all still ran from ordinary bees!

They should refund every Kobo!

"...the body of Liverpool..."

Sigh...!

fergie001:
Small loss, Liverpool wan sell Club. Klopp ehn/

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Calm down, and beg your silly owners to sell your club to a football-minded Oil Sheikh with excess billions to spare!

That's the only way you guys will ever come close to winning a proper title!

8stargeneral:
U go buy

If Man United is up for sale today, several top buyers will fight over the purchasing rights!

That club has fans all over, especially Asian!

Matter of fact, na one Asian billionaire go bid the highest!