₦airaland Forum

hopefulLandlord:
Story of Samson is arguably the most absurd story ever!!!!

Samson was a man given ultimate power by Yaweh but fell in the hands of Delilah to the philistines.

Delilah tried to get the deepest secret samson ever had, the secrets of his power...and the story went like this:

1st attempt: After much pressure, Samson gave Delilah a wrong answer "If they bind me with seven green withes that were never dried, then shall I be weak, and be as another man."

And behold the very next day, Samson was bound with seven green withes..


People tell me, even the most stupidest person in the world will realise at this point he has been betrayed, but dont laugh yet as there was attempt no 2

No 2: After the 1st failed, the strongest man had no clue his most precious secret has been given away by the only woman he told but went ahead to bow to more pressure and he gave another wrong answer as "If they bind me fast with new ropes that never were occupied, then shall I be weak, and be as another man."

Behold, the very next day, his hands were tied with the new ropes but is it not amazing that he still had no clue he was being betrayed?? Now at this point I am almost passing out of shock for this level of stupidity if it ever existed


Attempt no 3: Yes there was a 3rd attempt, believe me a 3rd attempt !!!!!
"If thou weavest the seven locks of my head with the web.
and yet it happened again.


Even if someone is cursed with stupidity, it cant be this terrible to now give a 4th chance of eventually revealing his most precious secret to som1 that has betrayed him 3 times consecutively..

Aba!!! bible stories??

Now guys, don't laugh off your eyes yet because the part that killed it all was after the philistines cut off his hair and finally caught the most dreaded enemy of their generation.

These guys knew his source of power was his hair, but it is astonishing that a large number of stupid people did not know hairs can grow...or did not know that they would need to shave off his hairs daily but they let him alone till his hairs grew back.

The writer (s) must be on some strong stuff; but christians believe this story!! infact they have an obligation to

sukkot:
gari and one satchet milk and dangote sugar

lexy2014:
That's not what I asked you.

1. Where did I "start again" and what did I "start again"?

2. Where did I end before and and what did I end before that I "started again"?

3. What exactly have you said that negates what I said?

lexy2014:
Where did I "start again" and what did I "start again"?

Where did I end before and and what did I end before that I "started again"?

What exactly have you said that negates what I said?

lexy2014:
$3000 a month will make u live like a king anywhere in d world not just in Sweden. That's about 2.3m in Nigeria. That can make a huge difference in anyone's life. The question is how accessible are such income opportunities?

Gerrard59:
Well, no Swede has entered a Norwegian village to slaughter more than 500 farmers. Yen yen yen, they are not nice to foreigners. Una dey nice to una selves?

TotoNaRubber:
With the devaluation of Naira, it is now crystal clear that anyone who invested in ONLY Naira denominated debt instruments without hedging has depleted their life savings.

From 2015 - 2023, the value of Naira has lost more than 380% in value. This demonstrates that no matter how much you compounded in the last 8 years. It is a TOTAL LOSS !



An interesting fact
"A" had $100,000 in 2015 and decided to invest in Nigerian debt instruments. A converted the funds to Naira @ N216/$ = N21,600,000. A locked in the funds for 10 years at 17% per annum.
After 8 years, A had an interest of N29,376,000. A total of N50,376,000 was realised after 8 years.

"B" had $100,000 but was lazy and decided to leave his own in a Dom acc with interest rate of 0.3%. Interest rate after 8 years was $2,400. Today, B decided to sell. Total capital and interest of $102,400 was sold @ N835/$ = N85,500,000. ("He doesn't have to sell yet"

A heard what B did and said had I known. Moral of the story, investing in debt instruments of a declining economy will only make you POOR. There is a reason why Dangote is the richest man in the world yet he uses public debt instruments to fund some of his projects.

Sirbruno3000:
Marine spirit at work. Its not normal

sukkot:
na so the ohamadike talk

sukkot:
just negodu umaru dikko and the ohamadike mazi nnamdi kanu had one million warrior angels but that did not stop buhari from throwing both of them inside shipping container and bringing them to kuje prison in naija to eat watery beans

sukkot:
some very strong points made but the bolded though when dem come arrest you for house my hand no dey oooo

sukkot:
ahn ahn bro is a easy something na, if father A is worth 100 million Naira and only has 2 children each child gets 50 million each. If father B is worth 100 million and has 1000 children then each child gets 100 thousand naira. We are too populated😂😂. These negros like fecking like rabbits 🐇

sukkot:
renewed shege

sukkot:
lol bro i dont comment on drug cases. am not a tribal warrior. my own is just political back and forth. welcome back

Eriokanmi:
Good question. Evil people could allow you to get to a point in life and wait for you with close monitoring until when you get to a point where your efforts of many years would start to pay off and truncate it.

Most of the problems we all have or face in life can be traced to our backgrounds while some were caused by us cos of either our negligence or naivety. That's human nature. There are several of such examples in the bible and in our generation too. There are many first class graduates today who are roaming the streets. It's not ordinary my brother. I attended one interview years back, during which we were discussing generally as applicants...we were just rubbing minds together. One guy said people get employed every day despite how though it has always been in the Labour market and without even influencing it. That's why we should pray always

iCauseTrouble:
Religion / Christianity is not an assurance to good life. I have seen so many holy and born again people die of sickness, depression, hunger and so on.
Don't let anyone fool you!!!

lexy2014:
You said

Where and when did I say "He will see"? Can you show it to me?

Did I ask u about d subject of discussion?

Is that all he wrote about? Can u pls provide more details about what he wrote about?

What exactly do you want him to see?

lexy2014:
De there now. U never see anything

lexy2014:
Offpoint. Did I ask u about d subject of discussion?

Is that all he wrote about? Can u pls provide more details about what he wrote about?

Where and when did I say "He will see"? Can you show it to me?

What exactly do you want him to see?

lexy2014:
What did he write about? Kindly remind me

lexy2014:
What did he write about?

lexy2014:
De there now. U never see anything

tonicyril:
Pls someone should enlighten the usual and perpetual victims that FG no talk say make their governors no build port for their side oh.

The way they talk u would think it's fg that is barricading their chances of having a port even when they know that its the job of their respective governors to create such.

But well, viktym will always be viktym and a failuree will always see excuses to defend his miserable life.






Before some people start yearning dust, a no mention name ooh, u can only quote me and yearn dust when u already believe u re the viktym.

Anyway, may badagary deep sea port favor me and my family

MrBrownJay1:
whatever this couple does, they should do it AS A FAMILY... so if she goes to UK, everyone goes... and if he wants to stay back in Nigeria then EVERYONE STAYS BACK IN NIGERIA!

LeoDeKing:
Some people will now seize this opportunity to insult the hell out of Tinubu.

Meanwhile, someone enjoying his life in Finland has tied them down at home.

michlins:
Lagos is on another level entirely. Hate it or like it, it's inconsequential

pansophist:
You don't give water to a man that is not thirsty and also didn't ask for it. Usually when you give advice to people that didn't ask for it no matter how well-intentioned, it may not be well-received.

Leave your sister alone, stop troubling her. If her ways are good or bad, reality will reward her accordingly. Though arrogant, humans think they can manipulate the structures of reality and go scot-free. Nope. What you sow, you shall reap. Results for the work of our hands may be delayed, but they shall be delivered.

LeoDeKing:
These people will start insulting kebbi state now.

LeoDeKing: