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lexy2014:
thats not what i asked you.

Can you now see how you attained greatness without any stress?

lexy2014:
When I saw the heading of front page, I guessed it was oikirodah with more fictional stories

Isn't it this man whose daughter was working in several federal establishments with fake credentials with her father's knowledge?

https://www.nairaland.com/5117512/deborah-ighiwiyisi-agbonayinma-worked-pencom

lexy2014:
Can you now see how you attained greatness without any stress?

NonsenseRubbish:
After all the detailed nonsense plus rubbish you said you still come add God bless
SMH. Some people ehn!

lumens:



You are the cause of your problems.
I assume you are penetrating the girl through missionary.
Since you stopped masturbation a month ago, you are not yet ripe for missionary. The sweetness of the vagina makes your prick fall instantly and you end up releasing your hot seeds into her.


Let the baby girl ride you. Allow her dominate you. Let her sit on top of your prick and ride you to hell. It builds your sexual stamina slowly. Try to endure the pleasure as she glides her wet creamy pussy all over your hard rock prick.

After some times, try to insert your prick in her deep moist wet pussy through the missionary style. It would shock you how you'll last long. When you insert, don't bow to pressure. Thrust your prick into the moist pussy slowly while fixing your gaze on her. Don't think too much about the sweetness of the hole.

When you have gotten your stamina back, you can now proceed to lash her through the back. All you need to do is to make her bend over. Make her stomach touch the bed or the floor while her ass is up in the air. Make sure you don't see her head from the back. Then insert your hard rock black curved prick into her gaping hole and fire down.

God bless.

lexy2014:
if a person turns down something, is that luck or a decision?

lexy2014:
Have you read the topic?

lexy2014:
In this case, pls read just the topic.

What does it mean to "turn down" something?

lexy2014:
Behind every luck, there is a decision

Obrigardo:
Killer putin wanted to handover to the Secretary of the Security Council, Patrushev, but the man rejected it, fearing for his life

While Wagner marches on to Moscow. Incredible times!

Video -

Russia: A bunch of dump trucks full of sand are being placed at all entrances into Moscow. pic.twitter.com/Lw3ho9m8Gq

— Igor Sushko (@igorsushko) June 24, 2023

InvertedHammer:
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Sometimes too much money kills. Nigerian billionaires (sorry multimillionaires) can never take such risks.

When was the last time you heard a poor man dying of cocaine overdose?



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MrBrownJay1:
that guy dodged a PAINFUL DEATH like...

https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/bush-ducking.gif

shoprite:
Saw the headline above in one of the news coverage for this mishap and it really got to me . . . Poor lad !

007Marvel:
This is an illustration of how deep they dived! Who does that on a sub that use a PS2 pad as the controller

pansophist:
Na today? I only pity those that decides to raise a family in the West. Yes you'll get the material satisfaction, but you'll sell your soul as a consequence.

You'll have no control over your kids, since the government and school does. You can't discipline your kids, you'll be punished for that. If your wife is a lowkey demon on hibernation, the system gives her all the power to unmask and punish you.

You'll eat unhealthy junk foods. Even the so called fruits is not sweet. You'll be led by leaders that constantly destroy other parts of the world to maintain the Western lifestyle you're used to.

Seeing letters from the postman will always give you a heart attack because it might be the tax man asking you to pay something back. You'll be expected to partake in the lie and pretend a man that cut his deek off is a woman.

That a woman who cuts her brest off with a plastic deek is a dude. If I go to my doctor and say that I think I'm a white man, they'll think I'm stupid.

But if I tell the same doctor that I think I'm a woman, they'll clap and call me courageous for coming out, then bill me, butcher off my deek and inject my system with all kinds of hormones.

If you don't want to date a trans, you'll be called transphobic, a close minded idiot that shouldn't live in the modern world. Even admiring the beauty of a lady can make her sue you for sexual harassment.

But it doesn't work the other way around. You can't sue a woman for sexual harassment. Women are your boss de facto, it's not written in the law, but in practice, that's how it goes.

I can write freely on naira land here, at most, mod will ban you. Write like that in the West and some idiot wants you to loose your job. Their so called freedom of speech is basically freedom to speak the official narrative, and not from your heart.

You legally can't marry more than one wife/husband, but you can fork as many as you want, de facto polygamy.

A girl that in one hand, will say men are sexually objectifying her, but same girl is on onlyfans objectifying herself for cash. When cash is involved, is business, not objectification.


Should I continue ? Western world don cast. Sha move there if you are a mindless robot that shiny things are enough to make you happy. But if you crave a deeper meaning in life, there are many places that can give you that.

Originalsly:
Hmmm ... the same arrogance of man caused the Titanic to be where it is ... they believed the ship was invincible.... icebergs? ... no problem. These... same thing ... they believed their mini sub was invincible .... pressure at those debts?... no problem. I've been hearing the 90 plus hours of oxygen was never proven ... it is an estimate based on various factors... non proven factors.. e.g There are strips that "scrub" carbon dioxide from the air and convert a retain amount into oxygen. With all the estimated scrubbing etc it is estimated that if all goes well according to calculations... then there should be 90 hours of oxygen available. Now they've calculated that 40 hours should be left. Really? I strongly believe the craft was crushed due to pressure and sank to the bottom ... like the Titanic ... out of reach of any signal
system.

Nature 2 Man 0

Shellsploit:
Tinubu is better than peter obi

lexy2014:
what makes the task ahead as COAS daunting?

is it the job of the COAS to secure lives and property of nigerian citizens?

Peacemaker5128:
IPOB turned Obidient spotted

Creeper:
Thanks for the correction - I didn’t know that.

Is it the same Alani Akinrinade that ended up defeating Biafra with Alabi-Isama (I know OBJ got the credit), after Benjamin Adekunle was recalled to Lagos?

Creeper:
Cc: Scatterscatter

Things are about to get interesting. A Yoruba man as Chief of Army Staff (I believe he’s the first Yoruba man in the history of Nigeria to attain the position).

DIG is also a Yoruba man.

These new appointments are also interesting:



^Three Yorubas.

And this:



He’s about to go to work.

InvertedHammer:
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Who cares?

In less than 1 month, there seems to be a semblance of someone in-charge. Under GEJ and Buhari, firing incompetent people in office seemed like a rocket science.

For one, Tinubu has been taking decisive actions. Everything is not about politics. However I would have preferred if his mandate is not questionable.

Call it Yorubanization or whatever. During OBJ's tenure, Igbo people were everywhere in that government yet their impacts were not felt in their region. From Finance Minister, CBN Governor, Senate President, Chief of Staff to Heads of Parastatals. Buhari came with his family to the Presidency and the North still remains the epicenter of poverty in Nigeria.

I think at this time everyone should be clamouring for whatever or whoever can get the country out of shit-hole. Heck! I will support a credible monkey if it can salvage Nigeria.

By the way, Chief of Naval Staff (Rear Admiral E.A. Ogalla) is from Enugu State.

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Reflect7:
They were looking for the Igbo officers to appoint, but learnt they were all in Colombia looking for Tinubu's drug links to cartels.

pacino26:
As a father and a human from the cradle of civilization I think I should leave the UK for the japa crew. Na Moscow I de go in peace with my family soon; good morals, good food, affordable housing, low cost of living and very tolerant to Africans. If you want to mention me and argue why I am choosing Russia or want to give me reasons why the likes of US, UK and other perverted parts of Europe is better just know that I hereby concede defeat before you start.