₦airaland Forum

FalseProphet1:
If you're watching this show, just know that your name is on first list of those that would go to hell fire. There's no escaping, unless you come to my spiritual center for deliverance with the following items.

1 big goat
1 derica of egusi
Big stock fish
1 packet of Maggi
Ugwu leaves
3kg of ponmo
Half derica of grounded crayfish
1 packet of salt
Fresh pepper
A keg of Palm wine
And envelop containing a tangible seed offering.

After the prayers your name would be on the list again.

This I have seen.

pansophist:
Imagine South Africa can visit Russia for three months without a visa, but mighty Nigeria, needs a visa. Since 1st of August 2023, Indians became eligible for the 16 days Russia e-visa that costs 40usd, but in Nigeria, nothing.

Putin, why?

tensazangetsu20:
To have bleeped at least 50 olosho with smelly pussy.

Mrfeel:
They were actually 5 , John chi from Cameroon , harry from Macedonia , Racine from France originally from Senegal , Daniel from Abia state , Christopher orji from enugu state


John chi was the first to leave since 2014 he left against the will of his master TB Joshua , he's a big name in Cameroon now , harry took permission to go back home and TB Joshua settled him he left , he later settled Christopher orji in 2021 he has his ministry in enugu , Daniel was the last person he settled shortly before he died , only Racine remained with him till he passed away everyone thought Racine was going to take over the ministry but jb Joshua's wife refused so Racine left

sukkot:

gbadexy:
I'm wondering if this misadventure is a distraction against the tribunal judgement.

mariahAngel:
Davido is more compassionate and reliable than Nigeria's president and all the politicians put together.
He's done for his fellow citizens with his own money more than what the Nigerian government could ever do for the people, even with the nation's money.

mariahAngel:
Mr Angelic, all that in one pot of ogbono soup?

sukkot:
all these light skin niggas aint built to last

sukkot:
that mane prigozhin about to nuke abuja

Love800:
Pls wat is the meaning of PR? And is it a type of visa?

BoldBrainz:
I read that guy's subsequent request to this your comment, and much as he made some valid points, he failed to actually address the core root of this foreign exchange quagmire that we've been enmeshed in for well over a decade now.

- The CBN has failed and is continually failing in its fundamental role of being a watchdog and regulatory body over commercial banks and financial institutions. This is solely because the independence of the apex bank has long been compromised on the altar of political interests.

- The level of foreign currency racketeering that's going on between commercial banks and politicians/elites is so mind-boggling that about 80 percent of the foreign currencies in Nigeria are in the hands and bank accounts of these dubious individuals, to the detriment of tens of millions of Nigerians. If you walk into any major bank headquarter today as an ordinary citizen and try to purchase just a thousand dollars, you will end up with so many procedural bottlenecks that it might take you up to 3 days to get that money, after filling a litany of forms. This is not because the bank possibly doesn't have those dollars in their vaults, but because they're more interested in selling them to the elites, than giving them to you at the official rates.

- These politicians and elites are in turn, almost entirely the owners of the Bureau De Change agents you'll find spread all over the country. They buy these foreign currencies from commercial banks, give them to their black market agents to sell at increased rates to you and me. They succeed in creating an artificial scarcity of foreign currencies in the banks, so they can profit from selling the same currencies to you and me.

- Tinubu was first supposed to address the issue of foreign currency racketeering between banks and the elites, using the CBN as the disciplinary instrument. After which he was supposed to clamp down on BDC agents, eliminate the scourge entirely and only leave room for government monitored and regulated BDC outlets, strictly manned by the CBN. But he conveniently ignored this major source of the FX discontent because he is one of the major beneficiaries of FX racketeering and illegal BDC operations.

- Just imagine having a country whose economic flow as regards currency trades lies on speculations by "abokis" running the BDC market.. !

This is just one aspect of the solutions he ought to have implemented before rushing to completely eliminate subsidy. I can sit down to explanations on other positive measures, but time isn't a luxury I most often bask in.

sukkot:
hehe bros everything done knock but no harm in trying na. Brah , Emile o corn out here tripping with this subsidy removal. That mane slowly squeezing us all into poverty lol but you are right though if you are connected naija is the only way to do it big . You don’t even have to be connected but I feel naija is gold rush territory for good programmers. Guys are creating apps and websites that fetch millions everyday. Nairaland and Jiji for example

bezimo:
I am a Canadian citizen, I put to you that my government will never give you 5 yr visa..any agent that promises that your guy 5 yr visa is fraud and scam 1000000% . Dont het him go and be unfortunate oh and lose his money
That's how some folks where deceived and given fake visa the other day..That category of visa is only reserved for parents and grandparents of PR/Canadians.

Having said that, if he wants to relocate to Canada.
Either he comes through study route or marriage or he runs express entry or provincial nomination..there are other ways but that 5 yr visitor visa na comfirm scam.

sukkot:
It’s easily doable but let me tell you how to run it. First of all I have gotten that Canada tourist visa before and they expect you to be out of their in 6 months. So do not be deceived but this is how to run it. Go to a backwood place like Winnipeg or Saskatchewan where the average salary is like 30 thousand canadian per year . Befriend a nice lady and offer her 30 thousand Canadian cash to marry you. I REPEAT DO NOT TRY TO GO CHEAP BECAUSE THE WOMAN WILL DISAPPEAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PROCESS. Make sure it’s 30000 cash you are offering. Give her 20000 cash on the spot to commit her after you have booked wedding appointment and tell her she get the rest 10k after you get approved . NEVER TRY TO PULL A FAST ONE OR YOU WILL BE DEPORTED IF SHE TURNS ON YOU. Make sure you give her the whole 30k Canadian. And hopefully you like her enough to keep as a wife. So yeah sell your house and find a Canadian chick before 6 months is over. Pay her 30k Canadian. That’s how you run it . No other way

naijaboy756:
Some patterns can only be destroyed by deliverance

richforever123:
We have been speaking about this Dollar issue since it was at N300

It will continue to rise as long as we are a consuming nation and the way I see it, people are still willing to bid at even N1,400 to a Dollar

They say the exchange rate was unified yet the IE window is trading at 750 while black market has almost entered 900

I have converted all my earnings to Dollar,I'll rather invest in the S&P 500 than to deal with this deception of a country

tishbite42:
Chai
I threw up while reading this

Quintessence44:
I have no brain. I will Go to Iraq and Ukraine to work nau….nobody can stop me ? I am a useless Ewu., demented scallywag belch by a village witch
I will die a pathetic death in Nigeria because of poverty, l am a useless bastard.

I am a Demonic entity.