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JASONjnr:
The POS agent is not intelligent at all....

First, move the money into a crypto wallet, untraceable....


Then relocate and close down the business...


Move out of that city to another city to start life.


Change name and get a new BVN, take a teen boy that has your resemblance to the BVN center and he will be captured with the new name and will capture for you, get a new phone number and link 5he new BVN to it ... Open a new account and start a new life.....


Convert the crypto back to cash and begin to enjoy your millions by investing it in a serious real estate business..

Hian, for making this comment, l will call Criminal Buhari to arrest you and detain you for 280 years in Abuja

Slyfoxx001:
Dude!! I just signed a major AGO export contract that is guaranteeing me at least $450k in commissions yearly for the next 3 years! Hahahahahaha. All of you are in trouble with me on this platform now. Una go swallow receipts tire. I am planning to come to the US before December this year to deliver the final stake through your heart. You no go get mouth again after that 😂😂😂

Mr. “You have never been to the US” 😂😂😅😅

cool cash

@sukkot, my unsolicited advise to you, you have made all your points clear enough on this thread, no point responding to everyone and every poster again, those who choose to move to England are free to go, see and possibly enjoy the good, bad and the ugly side of the United Kingdom , and those who prefer to remain in Nigeria can as well continue to enjoy Buhari, APC and everything it offers, this should bring a peaceful closure to this thread, oya sukkot, you can now move back to your stargazing / astronomy / astrology profession and don't continue responding to everyone on here otherwise you make people look at all your submissions as badbelle or a frustrated troll or frustrated diasporan who is back to Nigeria and speaking against the same England that you have lived, worked and enjoyed and you don't want others to go and also pick Pounds from the street of Birmingham , enough said

Hian, una don carry Tribe enter investment thread, like seriously, Chai @ Seun, moderator, Dominique, myndd44 oya, make una bring koboko to flog shege ban on those derailing this thread

:@ sukkot has been vindicated again, sukkot food don done oo, it seems UK na dead zone, l have a family member whose 2kids have lived in England for over 20 years and yet their mum is going through difficult times in Nigeria, British Empire don kpafuka oo, frustration, divorce, broken marriages etc

mufutau55:
I surely miss those your grammars.
I will like to know the cost too. I need to redo one of my gate.

Hajji M.

Lol @ Grammar, He said the gate cost 700,000 naira equivalent to 1000 dollars, l like the design of the gate

mariahAngel:
Since you've asked (and begged) her to come back and she has refused, then ignore her.

Make the most of the freedom that you've been given to focus on and build yourself.
Don't be too needy.
Preserve your dignity.

When she's had enough of her vacation , she'll come back.
If not, good riddance.

Hehehe, Good riddance ke, to bad rubbishhhhhhhhh, next news jare

Muyesky:
Available for delivery

How much in dollars, Naira, Euros, Pounds, Yuan, Yen to buy this Fantastic and Fantabulous high end gate

sukkot:
and I would strongly advise you to stop reporting your criminal tax evasion activities online. Your IP can be traced by the British government if someone with bad belle reports you from nairaland and then your visa would be revoked. Just a friendly advice. We don’t need to be privy to your criminal activities in the UK

Dayuum, sukkot the Scotland Yard Detective, @ sukkot, why don't you trace my IP address to planet Jupiter in the celestial constellations, l go tell all my Angelic Friends to detain you for Planet Neptune

Flora2Sweet:
Love her Boobs

Hian, for making this comment, l will ask Buhari to arrest you and detain you for 70 years

dangotesmummy:
yes o but my son is a gentleman . He's not vindictive

Yes Mummy Dangote

dangotesmummy:
a mother can choose a religion while the son can choose to follow another religion.i don't think there's any crime in that

So yes my son is Dangote.do you have any problem with that?

Ok oo, l have no problem with your religion, nawao, Nairaland.com has Mummy Dangote on his site, So na you go chop all the billions of naira wey Dangote get, @ Seun oya, greet Mummy Dangote very well oo, if you ban Dangote Mummy, she go buy nairaland.com from you, hahaha

dangotesmummy:
no.its not true.the Bible says my house shall be called a house of prayer not a den of robbers.unfortunately men have turned it into a place of buying and selling which was not the original intent of the founder of the church (Jesus Christ)

Hian, Mummy Dangote quoting the Bible, wetin person no go read for nairaland.com, are you actually the mother of Dangote?

Dangote is a Muslim na, l don't get it, oya Mummy Dangote explain to me, Are you a Bornagain Christian or what

Nice, we are in the dispensation of wealth transfer from Laban to the Jacobs of the kingdom of God, son's and daughters of Beliah, una go wail taya, kudos to the Pastor,

madridguy:
It is always painful that Nigeria leaders are just too selfish and don't have plan to develop Nigeria or make Nigeria a working country.

What those Chinese miners are mining out of this country need serious intervention. Do I blame the Chinese, No, but our leaders especially the governors.

If nothing is done quick to address this issue, I doubt if some states will not be hotter than Democratic Republic of Congo.

Don't say blame our leaders, say blame Buhari the dementia skeleton in Aso Rock with his gang of 40 thieves called cabals

sukkot:
Now understand that nothing done in this world is a coincidence and understand the British authority are very familiAr with peter obi . When the British people say someone is an impostor that is a code word for SOMEONE IS GOING AROUND PRESENTING THEMSELF TO BE WHO THEY ARE NOT meaning they are letting it be known to the global and international community that this man is a mandate thief presenting himself like he is the president. This is very bad news for peter obi and it's only going to get worse from here. He is going to be eventually arrested in another country and locked up for a long time for misrepresenting himself as the president elect. This walking around misrepresenting himself is a global security breach and would be addressed by the global elites and has been addressed by the global elites which is why he was detained. That was a form of subtle warning for him to pack it in and next time he would be arrested abroad and tried and locked up. They know this process has to happen abroad because if it happens in Nigeria it would cause a revolution and tribal fracas but if done abroad nothing would happen. So that was the first warning to peter obi, expect him to be locked up permanently abroad very soon

Dayuummmmmm

FalseProphet1:
I see Bobrisky getting pregnant before the end of this year.

This I have seen.

This is false, Bobrisky is a risky man and cannot get pregnant, for posting this false message, you are to proceed on 700 days of dry fast at The Sahara desert, and you will break with a slice of bread 🍞 daily and a half 🌓 glass of water 💦

MasterJayJay:
Yul Edochie and Judy

Hian :

KnowledgePower7:
When I borrowed money from one Loan Shark
They had the mind to call my phone
Talk say i overdue
While i dey sip my mountain dew
I told them that even Buhari never pay China loans, World bank loans, IMF loans

Then who AM I to pay back loans
if Buhari himself still never pay him own loans.

All you Loan Sharks
Don't blame us
Na Buhari teach us, na him be our leader
We just dey follow our leader
Try understand

Thank you

Hian, for Refusing to pay the loan you took l have your BVN national ID, voters card and your international passport, l will call Efcc and Buhari to arrest you and detain you for 500 years

Fhemmmy:
The time wasted to travel to India for treatment is a loss time, if Nigeria and their leader can please work on good health care system, life will be saved . . . . The travel time alone is crazy

Corruption, Egunje, looting and raping the National treasury will not allow politicians to do the right things and all of them keep dying in India, Dubai, UK, USA etc

treesun:
Please what is subsidy!

Subsidy means a Nation called Nigeria led by a skeleton in Aso Rock with a Katsina Harvard Degree in incompetency and burukutu, impoverishing 200 million Nigerians with lies, increasing the price of petrol, instead of going to learn from Saudi Arabia and other GCC countries that the same petrol has helped develop their various countries

FalseProphet1:
I analyzed this post closely and I discovered two important details:

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This I have seen.

You are fast losing the Prophetic Grace, now head to the Sahara desert for 700 days of dry fast otherwise l will strip you off the Prophetic radar