Hian, una no dey taya for sex matter, funny topics on nairaland.com like sex, porn, my husband doesn't satisfy me, l want to marry another woman because my wife doesn't give me enough sex, sex, sex, sex, sex all the time, una no dey talk about how to create industries to eradicate poverty or how to create scientific innovation and research to better the lives of people in Nigeria, like seriously, Nothing beats a life of absolute chastity void of sexual related issues, Chai, l give up on Nigeria
1950Mack: It's hyper fast... apps don't freeze like in other android phones... camera is excellent... organization is topnotch... I do many PC tasks on my phone without blinking or overheating... screen is excellent... I see my phone clearly in sunlight... above all it is waterproof... and that is what pursued me to Samsung... I bought a new infinix and after 3 months it packed up because I received a short call in the rain... I was told moisture entered the panel... out of annoyance I went to buy Samsung only because it is waterproof... my job knows no weather so I needed a phone I can trust... ordinary small drop of water de for my chord and Samsung said I should remove it because water is detected... that is all I need from a phone to secure my assets inside it... since I began using it I saw a clear difference between Samsung and other androids... you see Samsung phones launched 3 years ago are super advanced than tecno or infinix that will launch next year... camera wise alone dem no be mate... this is a fact meanwhile I was able to repair the infinix just 3days ago after almost 2years I abandoned it
Generalwoodz: Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. Of all the wonders that I yet have heard, It seems to me most strange that men should fear; Seeing that death, a necessary end, Will come when it will come.
**William Shakespeare, Julius Ceasar(1599).
One of my Favorite quote and book l read in my secondary school days, decades ago, Another quote, when beggars die, there are no comets seen, the heavens themselves blaze forth the death of Princess, Another one is Ete Brutus, O you too Brutus, all from The book called Julius Caesar
LeoDeKing: Fellow Nigerians, avoid "dem" like plague.
Both within and outside Nigeria, avoid "dem".
I no mention tribe o, but just avoid "dem".
Hian, for mentioning the word Dem, l know you are referring to kpelebe people in North Korea, l will call North Korean president and you will be arrested and flown to North Korea in the next 48 hours, and you will be detained for 700 years
PoliteActivist: I like your signature: see video below: "On your mandate, on your mandate..."
The FBI knew of the day Bola Tinubu's two youngest daughters Habibat Oyindamola Tinubu and Zainab Abisola Tinubu bought houses in New York at ages 25 and 22, with no known jobs or businesses. One was a deluxe condo at 55 Berry Street, Brooklyn, New York, NY 11249. Oyindamola paid $2,150,000 in cash for this one in 2014. The other was a deluxe apartment at 255 Hudson Street, New York, NY 10013. Zainab Abisola Tinubu paid $2,400,000 in cash for this one. Their financial transactions that Nigerian media would spend months and months searching for, the FBI has them at their fingertips.
What is in Bola Tinubu's FBI file is very important. Foreign intelligence agencies will never release such, for these are their aces in diplomacy, economic and security interests. The contents of these files are the scissors their countries will use to grab our president's balls.
FalseProphet1: They even remove my own sef. Anyways I'll pay after service on Sunday, it's the end of the month, many people will pay tithes so I'll have more than enough to give Elon musk.
This I have seen.
Hian, stop posting on nairaland.com and proceed on your 700 days Fasting Program at the Sahara desert
Nice at Gloryhomemaker, keeping her home happy with delicious food , @ Gloryhomemaker are you still in Nigeria, l thought, the grapevine whispered to me secretly that you have relocated with your family to Australia 🌏 :
babakb: What comes to the VOs mind doesn't matter, It's the law that matters, no amount of the VOs discretion will make them deny the right of any US citizen, except if the foreign spouse in question is a terrorist.
SKIBiNSKI: Well.. American immigrations has since and over the years found out that almost all American green cards obtained by Naigerians were obtained through deceptions/sham marriages to American citizens, either old or young. So they have made it difficult to obtain further green cards by naigerians. Now, if you are a staff at the American embbassy and these 2 couple walks in to apply for a green card, what would come to your mind immideately?
koboko laden with chilly pepper on the back of the guy and outright visa Rejection and a note on his file to be rejected by other Visa officers
dangotesmummy: lol well maybe her husband Kunle is ok with her beach wear if not I suppose he wouldn't have allowed her in it so if her husband is ok with it, what's my own.secondly I don't advice women that are in love or put mouth inside people that have seen each other's genitals
SKIBiNSKI: Errr.. i don't think so, it would be difficult for him to obtain a visa let alone a green card. They will scrutinize him robustly, they will also question the mental and emotional health of the old woman, was she coerced into consenting to the marriage, is she suffering from dementia,
RaptorX: If he is doing this for green card he is wasting his time. Because this is obvious marriage fraud and you can't fool no visa officer not especially an American visa officer with this sham marriage.
I don't think it will be considered a Sham marriage, they probably went to the registry and I think the guy must have cross and dot all his i's and he will be able to scale through and get his paperwork done for His green card
Hian, we do have some nice covering beach wears that will fully cover your body and yet you still have the beachy, experience Mummy Dangote, advise her to cover her body na, she will listen to you as per the mother of Dangote
EgunMogaji2: I have an electrical issue at my house and I need an electrician that’s educated with modern troubleshooting skills and tools.
I’m open for recommendations for someone in Ibadan.
Thanks.
Educated Electrician + Modern and 21st century trouble shooting tools, skills and experience + Relevant hands on industry experience + good communication skills + 1, 2, or more years guarantee that After the completion of job there would be no teething reoccurring problem = Dr, Chief EgunMogaji2, okoafusa paying with dollars, Euros, Pounds or Naira + a good dinner or lunch within Ibadan axis
Signed, General Secretary on behalf of Nairaland.com property section
Zonefree: A girl and her wretched family are using you to play ludo and you're trying everything possible to forgive her
I love that you're losing weight and falling sick day by day. It's a good sign for others to learn not to be like you. You're a disgrace to humanity and a waste of space.
FalseProphet1: I see Buhari changing his name before handing over, I see some states in Nigeria changing their names as well, I see Seun changing his name to Obinna, I see mynd44 changing his name to abubaka, I see Nairaland bearing a new name. It's the era of change my people, change your names and surnames, so as to benefit from this era.
This I have seen.
Hian, if your prophesy fails, l will send you to Sahara desert for 7000 days of Fasting Program