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mariahAngel:
Series title: The endless tales of Obavoh.

Fiction or real, you're one of the few interesting writers here, I'll give you that.
Your consistency is a plus too.

NwaNimo1:
Before na us dey deport them from Africa......Now, just Negodu?

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....Life Cycles!

Wickedfact:
I am an idiot talking trash. Kerosene has distorted my demented brain due to poverty in Nigeria

LeoDeKing:
Come oh, what's wrong with these Kano people sef?

Is it that they didn't see obasanjo's letter?

Alright, obasanjo is about to write another letter.

InvertedHammer:
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Why would you contemplate moving to Nigeria permanently? That's just a fantasy for many until they return to realize that the Nigeria they left is way better than or still the same with the present Nigeria.

A trip to Nigeria is therapeutic. It reminds one of why they japa in the first place. Like a shock therapy. When you go back to your adopted country, you will appreciate it more like the first time.

Those who think Nigeria is fun are those who come in during festive seasons and stay for about 2 weeks. I dare them to move and stay 6 months in Nigeria.

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Lade18:
I am a useless idiot May me and my entire family members be unfortunate.and miserable all through 2023 and may me and my family continue to suffer all kinds of misfortunes in Nigeria and may Buhari make me useless

Lade18:
I am just mad and stupid because I can't contribute properly without insult, l have the brain of a piglet because of the hardship my useless leaders has bequeathed on my life and l am a frustrated hungry idiot dying of hunger in the shithole call Nigeria

Haveyoueatentod:
Royal Simp

genkins:
I was belch by a village witch, and during delivery, l fell off the hands of the witch and my medulla oblaganta giot fractured, l am a frustrated hungry idiot and l will likely go to the lagoon and kill myself this month, ?

genkins:
I am an idiot and a demented fanatic

hopefulLandlord:
That incidence is another proof Christianity is a lie and Yahweh is either imaginary or incompetent because he promised his followers divine protection but failed them at their hour of need. Apostle knows no blood of a Jew killed by 3 nails in a small Israeli village aeons ago can save you from a 21st century bullet which is why he uses bulletproof car for himself and even took it a step further by adding armed guards

Let's read the Holy Bible for some of those verses, the below list isn't by any means exhaustive

1. Psalm 1:6 For the LORD watches over the way of the righteous, but the way of the wicked leads to destruction.

2. Psalm 121:5-8 The LORD watches over you— the LORD is your shade at your right hand; the sun will not harm you by day, nor the moon by night. The LORD will keep you from all harm– he will watch over your life ; the LORD will watch over your coming and going both now and forevermore.

3. Psalm 91:10-11 no harm will overtake you, no disaster will come near your tent. For he will command his angels concerning you to guard you in all your ways.

4. Isaiah 54:17“No weapon that is formed against you will prosper ; And every tongue that accuses you in judgment you will condemn. This is the heritage of the servants of the LORD, And their vindication is from Me,” declares the LORD.

5. Proverbs 1:33 but whoever listens to me will live in safety and be at ease, without fear of harm.”

6. Psalm 34:7 For the angel of the LORD is a guard; he surrounds and defends all who fear him.

7. Psalm 112:6-7 Surely the righteous will never be shaken; they will be remembered forever. They will have no fear of bad news; their hearts are steadfast, trusting in the LORD.

8. Nahum 1:7 The LORD is good, a refuge in times of trouble. He cares for those who trust in him.

9. Psalm 56:4 In God I will praise his word, in God I have put my trust; I will not fear what flesh can do unto me.

10. Proverbs 29:25 Fear of man will prove to be a snare, but whoever trusts in the Lord is kept safe

11. Deuteronomy 31:8 Do not be afraid or discouraged, for the LORD will personally go ahead of you. He will be with you; he will neither fail you nor abandon you.”

12. Genesis 28:15 I am with you and will watch over you wherever you go , and I will bring you back to this land. I will not leave you until I have done what I have promised you.”

13. Proverbs 3:24-26 When you lie down, you will not be afraid; when you lie down, your sleep will be sweet. Have no fear of sudden disaster or of the ruin that overtakes the wicked, for the Lord will be at your side and will keep your foot from being snared.

14. Psalm 27:1 Of David . The LORD is my light and my salvation– whom shall I fear ? The LORD is the stronghold of my life– of whom shall I be afraid?

15. Psalm 91:1-4 Whoever dwells in the shelter of the Most High will rest in the shadow of the Almighty. I will say of the Lord, “He is my refuge and my fortress, my God, in whom I trust .” Surely he will save you from the fowler’s snare and from the deadly pestilence. He will cover you with his feathers, and under his wings you will find refuge; his faithfulness will be your shield and rampart.

16. Psalm 5:11 But let all who take refuge in you be glad; let them ever sing for joy. Spread your protection over them, that those who love your name may rejoice in you.

17. Proverbs 18:10 The name of the LORD is a strong fortress ; the godly run to him and are safe.

18. Psalm 144:2 He is my loving God and my fortress, my stronghold and my deliverer, my shield, in whom I take refuge , who subdues peoples under me.

19. Exodus 14:14 The LORD will fight for you, and you have only to be silent .

there are still many more similar verses in the Christian Bible

Typical christians consoling words: "Ooh don't worry dear, god works in mysterious ways you know. His ways are not our ways. He knows his reasons for everything."
Does god ever protect his followers? Is he even capable??
It's high time you guys wake up from slumber and face reality, not defending the stories made by some ancient men from a certain culture with every strength in your body.

Yahweh is either incompetent, liar or nonexistent and Christianity is a lie

let's see how pastors are proving divine protection to be false

pastors are using bodyguards EVEN IN THE CHURCH but would stand on the pulpit and read verses on divine protection to its members, they would even sell expensive jackets, Car bumper stickers, stickers for their member's main entrance with words like "I'm protected by the blood of Jesus" "No weapon fashioned against me shall prosper" in order to raise money for more or better bodyguards

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who's deceiving who?

NigerianAngelo:
Why my fellow Angelo want me arrested? St. Michael monitor you there. 3 Our Fathers for you.

SmartPolician:
Why not nearby Angola?

Why are they coming to Nigeria?

NigerianAngelo:
St. Michael daily killing APC since January 1st.

By January 30th that party won't remain.


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LeoDeKing:
Keep the surveys and online polls coming.

Inec will use them to announce pandora Obituary as the winner.

judedwriter:


Please angel Gabriel, just do the needful...

Blow the trumpet!

Worriedwife:
They look bored,, y?

Richy4:
I understand you but Samson made a choice and also for the prophesy about him to be fulfilled..

<< If not, I won't see how a grown individual will be asked where his strength was for multiple times and no time did he ever asked why she wanted to know ...

<<She even tied him up and invited people to come and take him... He fought and killed them.. no time did he get angry with the woman for doing so....
Even the least simpleton will leave the relationship after that.. so don't use Samson to compare to this case...

Harry has always wanted to be free and to live a normal life... Remember when he did truth or dare with his friends... When he was dared to remove his clothes and run n@ked.. Megan was not even in the picture then... He got his own mind and all decisions were his in my opinion..

dominique:
The alphabet people will come and start making noise again, the most entitled sets of people in the world. I'm sure this one transitioned to try and escape the death penalty knowing how much LGBTQ people are given preferential treatment. Good thing his plan failed, Rest in pieces in advance

SmartPolician:
It would have been an abomination for me to choose between Tinubu and Atiku - the men who represent everything wrong with this unfortunate country. I wouldn't have bothered to vote at all.

On the flip side, thank God that Peter Obi is in this race! We now have a choice to either fix the country OR stay on the leash of our captors and keep wallowing in Stockholm syndrome.

LeoDeKing:
I agree with Canada.

Before the major powder distributors start claiming they developed Canada.

naijainstinct:
What a way to start the New Year! While some were in church thanking God for granting them the grace to see a New Year, others were scheming evil against their fellow man.

This is just one of the many reasons (asides amassing wealth) why the upper middle class keep "japa-ing" to countries they consider safer.

Husband is a senior staff at CBN, wife is a principal officer in a federal university. What else could they ask God for in terms of financial stability? No matter how much you earn, you are not safe in Nigeria. If you are poor, problem, if you are rich, problem, if you are in the middle class living low-key, problem.

If you are the most successful amongst your family or friends, problem. If you are known in church or mosque, problem. If you own an expensive car, problem, if you own an average car, problem.

Just before this news, is that of a woman who came to Nigeria with her kids to celebrate the Yuletide at her late husband's place in Owerri but lost one of the kids on New Year Eve to a gunshot wound on the stomach. Guess who shot the 5 year old? Her 'policeman' uncle.

Nigeria will disgrace you if you are not careful and prayerful

gaby:
Na wa oh.

Too much bloodshed in the land.

Antoeni:
Fact

LeoDeKing:
The op listed personalities who, owing to their authorities, are capable of shaping this country in 2023, especially in the emergence of new leaders, this one is talking about a comedian.

The op has listed the personalities he thinks will shape 2023. You are free to create your own thread of 3 people that can influence the universe, then make pandora Obituary the first second and third.

spyder880:
What a year

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pocohantas:
Marry a second wife.