₦airaland Forum

Mrfixitt:
Wike is currently like a mad man with lighter in a filling station

buhahaha, lol at Wike with a lighter in the filling station and he ie ready to burn down The whole petrol station, una go kill person with laugh for nairaland.com

gloryhomemaker:
Thank you sir!

A very prosperous happy new year to you and yours!

Same to you and your family and let Heaven grant you more creative ideas in your Gloryhomemaker cuisines in 2023 in Jesus Name

LeoDeKing:

Hian, you again, I will tell Buhari to arrest you and detain you for 7000 years and for posting the kpelebe heads involved in drug trafficking and for posting Abike dabiri, una go kill person with laugh for nairaland.com

Olala, yummy, yummy and yummilicious

Delphi:
May justice be served in this case. I believe it's God who wants it that the ASP be nabbed and punished for all atrocities he had perpetuated during his career in the Police Force. There is an allegation that he was the Constable that killed a Custom Officer in the early '90's in Niger state and went scott free (unperturbed). May karma hold him down this time around!. Just look at his countenance; no remorse whatsoever.
The coincidence of the victim being a lawyer and invariably putting the NBA in perspective is divine. May this killer cop find no mercy in this world and in the next.

Gbamsulotely, the law of retributive justice at work, useless olokpa, rot and die by the hangman

Gloryhomemaker Kentucky crispy fried chicken, located at Lekki phase 1, road 23 Avenue 345. Chicken, Pepsi and fries cost 3000 Naira, a trial will convince you, signed Management, free delivery for a purchase of 15,000 Naira and above within Lagos

Kudos to you Op

Richy4:
Wow!!!..
<<Adultery on their matrimonial bed...
<<Adultery on Christmas day...
<<Assult causing injuries and bodily harm

How do we exonerate this man from wrong doing?..
If you were his lawyer what will you say to the honourable court in his defence?...

l will not defend him but l will join the prosecutors to recommend 7000 lashes of koboko laden with chilly pepper on his back, 6months sweeping the premises of the court, 6 months sweeping the street of Kenya plus he should pay the wife some money for upkeep, atleast 50 to 100 dollars per month / week and his Penis should be castrated

hopefulLandlord:
what nonsense are you talking about?
If it's true she's a witch then she deserved everything that came to her. Our God and creator, Yahweh, through the Holy Bible told us in the book of Exodus Chapter 22 v 18 that we should suffer not the witch to live.

I admire the courage of these guys to killed that witch. they shouldn't be attested but rewarded handsomely for their upholding the Bible. They should be given weapons to keep killing witches and wizards who are responsible for this country's misery. they're the ones causing accidents on roads, sending diseases, killing good people, epileptic power supply, inequality, political instability, preventing successes of people amongst other things
If we kill all witches completely all our problems would be solved and everywhere in Nigeria would make the developments in Dubai look like a child's play

I'd hire a team of lawyers to not only get these guys out but also amend the constitution to make it perfectly legal to kill witches, if you want the country to be good you'd come with me on this mission.

If I get information from Yahweh that any of my family member is a witch I won't hesitate to kill such a person and you should be like me

For the last time, stop twisting the Bible or else I will arrest you and detain you for 70 years without bail,

SmartPolician:
All I ask serious parties in Nigeria is to have reliable agents in all the polling units across the country. If you don't have, you will lose your votes to the opposition.

Although I am a stern Buhari critic, he has done well with BVAS and IRev. He should prevail on Emefiele to finish up the implementation of naira redesign and not extend the deadline for phasing out old naira notes.

Hian, abeg oo, CBN should extend the deadline, so that l can bring out the 500 Trillion Naira l hid under Aso Rock and the 70 bullion vans loaded with 600 Trillion Naira that l packed in the Sahara desert to enable me rig the 2023 elections and kick Buhari out of office

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money121:

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You are always delivering, no story, no back and forth, I am not surprised that you are been pursued by jobs, continue on this path and Creation will keep on bringing jobs your way, kudos to you

pyyxxaro:
What our DARLING DADDY and EMIEFELE cannot do does not exist


Sai Baba

Muchecheche, Chai, the vulture griller and Buhari will arrest you, una go kill person with laugh for nairaland.com

LeoDeKing:
Tears from one particular tribe go plenty here.

Hian, for posting this kpelebe head, l will ask Buhari to arrest you and detain you for 1000 years without bail

gloryhomemaker:
The matter tie wrapper ooooooo
I know about garri Jollof but this one everything is raw.

It tie wrapper and wear gele, Chai

Corrinthians:
God bless IPOB and Mazi Simon Ekpa.

To hell with all Sabos. Biafra must be born and no zoo election will be allowed in biafraland.

No Afonja should come here and cry more than the bereaved. We Igbos are not complaining.

Hian, wetin person no go read for nairaland.com

cyrusmillz:
No offence, but how old are you to be thinking like this ? Wake the fk up and seperate fantasy from reality mate

Hahaha, una go kill person with laugh for nairaland.com, lol at how old are you, no dull moment on nairaland.com

Yawns

ramalot:
Brazil is great, you should check it out.

My fiancee is also a healthcare professional, but in order to get the freedom to remain traveling with me indefinitely, she made the transition.

She didn't move into tech though. I had her learn Social Media Management, so she could start a digital agency. Managing the online presence of healthcare businesses, and businesses in other fields.

She's intelligent, and learned what she needed to and launched the business quickly. Within 6 months, she was already making as much as what her full time healthcare job paid. Fast forward a few years, and she has a few employees doing most of the grunt work, and she's making about 5x what her 9-5 salary used to be. Plus the freedom of not having to go back to Russia, to work.

The difference between people who receive advice and succeed and those who don't, is action. Great business ideas and great advice are completely useless without taking true action on them.

You are absolutely right, l agree with your last paragraph, l spent close to one year advising a Doctorate Degree holder, he has the potential to be a billionaire in his country of residence, what he wants to get into, l am already in it and he has seen and heard from different people of the success of my own, l gave him several tips on the steps to take but till l post this message, he has not taken any step, l now ignored him completely since November 2022, he has sent me over 19 messages on whatsapp but l ignored him as well, l don't have time to waste for people who are not serious about taking steps to succeed in life, it is risky not to take a risk

Gerrard59:
I understand the psychological feeling, and that is the reason I included Namibia. From the responses, what can be enjoyed in Nigeria can also be enjoyed in Namibia which is way safer. Thus, I will rather be rich in Namibia than in Nigeria.

l agree with you, Namibia, Botswana etc are actually very safe than The Headquarters of extreme poverty and insecurity in Africa called Nigeria led by a Philistine President and his gang of 40 thieves

IbeOkehie:
Same with me. I find all these debates about Nigeria quite funny. My experience when I moved back to Nigeria after 20 years in the USA, well that's all the reality I need to know what is what.

Those who love living in Nigeria have their reasons. I may one day understand exactly what they see.

True

gloryhomemaker:
Thank you sir!

Merry Christmas to you and yours!

Same to your entire family

InvertedHammer:
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Unless you have lived outside Nigeria, made a lot of money; you can never understand. The serenity you seem to enjoy abroad will get boring over time. Even when some people travel to many other countries for fun, they quickly realize that it is mainly for bragging rights because once you have been to one, you have pretty much been to many others. All developed nations look the same. All shithole countries look the same.

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Lol at shithole countries

EgunMogaji2:
Thanks Bro.

The sad part is I’m not medically fit enough for a flight ti at least Atlanta.

Oh my gosh, it means that you had a fatal accident abeg, once you recover fully, take a break from all your activities in Nigeria oo

EgunMogaji2:
Shebi I dey argue with you before. My eyes don see pepper.

You had good intentions and you planned your gradual movement to Nigeria but even at your decision to move back, l was not too comfortable but l didn't want to argue much with you, if you see what I went through all through the years l tried to settle back permanently in Nigeria, until l took a final decision to just continue to be a visitor, Nigeria don cast oo, several returnees were kidnapped and some were frustrated back to the Western world,

EgunMogaji2:
My unrequested opinion.

Die any idea of moving to Nigeria.

Retire to your home country and at best come to Nigeria for vacations.

Gbamsulotely, this has been my Final decision for years concerning moving back to Nigeria, l still stick to that, I have tasted the ground several times about living in Nigeria, l have invested in Real estate and other investment in Nigeria but I will continue to just visit and disappear, Nigeria don cast

EgunMogaji2:
I pondered this question as I laid down on Lagos Ibadan Expressway at the hands of Mr. Akinwale Ogunmodede who hit me and ran away. For all returnees like me please have an absolute contingency for emergency healthcare.

I’m very lucky to be alive and eternally thankful. Many returnees are not so lucky.

Even the medical professionals will “size you up” and bill you accordingly.

Huh, sorry for your ordeal EgunMogaji2, no wonder, you hardly post in property section, l hope and trust you are doing fine, stay safe Buddy and wish you a beautiful 2023