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rmx:
I prophecy a lot of pages today

Kobojunkie:
Make una dey skin these things before una eat am now . See as you don turn nice wallet and belt into poop so.
https://www.nairaland.com/6858501/how-skin-dead-snake-before

SmartProf:
Mrs. Obiano has entertained the public by displaying concentrated foolishness. Hopefully she can start making skits to gain followers. I pity her face since it appears her comedy skits will always win her hot slaps.

Kennyfancy:
Mumu president

ArchiLimited:
While I admit that there are obviously attempts by both sides to use media in exaggerating their positions in this war (this isn't an unusual practice in war) but one thing is undeniable: this war is definitely not going according to Putin's plan, because what he has met on the ground in Ukraine is definitely not what his spies and intelligence reports predicted before the invasion. I see some chief spies going to the gulag after this war

NwaAmaikpe:





Exactly what happened to my stupid aunty.

She packed from her marital home in anger because she suspected her husband was cheating with his secretary at work.

Two months later, her househelp was pregnant with twin boys for him.

Let me also add that neither my stupid aunty nor any of her female kids got anything from him in his will.

Moral of the story is, don't always strive to be politically correct, there are a millions who would do better queueing up to take the spot you give away.

LeoDeKing:

https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/face-slap.gif

NwaAmaikpe:





See my fellow 1st class degree holder in Engineering.
Can someone tell this boy that with such brains, he has no reason being in Nigeria, he should be in one Aerodrome in Ukraine or in an auto assembly plant in Sweden.

Most people here may not know, but I graduated as well with a 5.0 CGPA and first class degree in Kpekus Engineering.
There is no rusty crevice that wasn't brought back to life after being worked on by me.

But it is not by getting a CGPA of 5.0 in Mechanical Engineering in the classroom, can he replace pistons and rings in the workshop?

Can he use an Allen key and '15 combined' perfectly with just his left hand while his right hand romances the boobs of an agbo seller as he replaces the 'half-and-top' of a faulty V8 engine without being distracted?

If he can, then he is just as good as me in this thing called engineering.

RichDad1:
Coming from a Nairaland war analyst, armed with an Android phone and probably bonus data.
No reason for NATO existence indeed.

Shellsploit:



Through him and in him, alex sha wan chop this family finish.
What Alexreport cannot do does not exist on Nairaland frontpage.

NwaNimo1:
If I see this kind thing in the village....

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/runf.gif

Shellsploit:
Great move...


No Nairaland moderator has ever attained Ph.d so far.
Na only diploma in computer typesetting and data processing dem get.

Mymd..44and other moderators looking at the thread...

MadamVanessa:



It's not hard to identify a great leader that mean well for the people and Soludo is one of such great leader. He has kept to one of his promises. This alone has endeared him to me and many others.

The difference is clear between an educated and a stark illiterate, between a ph.d holder and a nepa certificate holder.

A new dawn in Anambra state. I envy and jealous the good people of Anambra. The best is about happening.

Righteousness2:
Lawlessness and Wickedness at its Peak..

Shellsploit:
Ebelechukwu obiano wont like this development!

Mynd44:
Putin used a lot of lies as excuse to invade Ukraine.
America used lies to attack Iraq
Now America is lying to plunge the whole of Europe into a war.

The heavy industries that produce arms must sha sell

NwaNimo1:
Ma'Lai'mi

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/ooooh.gif

...I'm sure Malami is the 'Oga at the top' for all these criminals