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sukkot:
the man get mind ooo. for india ? they will feed you mouldy chapati bread and watery curry sauce in prison

Jakumo:
This senior police officer died because he allowed his weight to balloon, leaving him looking like a stranded whale.

There are far too many lazy fat phucks waddling about in the military and police forces of Nigeria, and the best way to ensure that all the expensive training does not go to waste due to early death is for STRINGENT physical fitness test to be imposed for ALL arms of the military and law enforcement from the lowest rank to the top brass.

Any soldier, sailor, airman, or policeman who cannot perform 30 pushups before taking a rest, or who cannot bench-press their own body weight at least five times, or who cannot cover a 100-yard dash in less than 15 seconds, should be placed in a mandatory exercise program and then re-tested a month later.

Any enlisted military person or policeman of any rank who fails that follow-up test should be booted out of the force right away and reverted back to civilian life so as not to constitute a burden on the government health care budget.

That archaic African mentality that equates being a lazy fat slob with being wealthy, should be consigned to the dustbin of history once and for all, so that a new regime of staying physically fit for life can be introduced to society, starting with the military and police.

Righteousness2:
Perfect trio to crash the current world order…
Russia vs Ukraine…
China vs Taiwan…
Israel vs Iran

Perfect setup for antichrist to come on world scene folks to clean up this mess

Listen Folks! The Only thing Holding the World from a full dose of Collaspe and the arrival of the antichrist on the World stage is the RAPTURE of the Church! The RAPTURE is the Trigger. And anytime, anyday, anymoment! The Great Mystery will Happen.

The only way to Have Peace in these turbulent times and season is to to Rest in JESUS Christ. It does not Matter the shakings all over the Earth, the Lord JESUS is very mindful of those who Believe and Put their trust in HIM.

MaverickA3:
Will that change the decision of a hard-hearted man? Putin is modern world Pharoah

Richy4:

Assuming it isn't a snake, that would have made a cool corporate belt... Just remove the head and put buckle instead.... Make openings etc

Candidlady:



You eat pigeons? Lord have mercy!!!


Thank God no Nigerians were there when that dove was descending on Jesus when john baptized him...

Una for kill the dove chop


Tueh

God forbid

NwaNimo1:
i dey chop....

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kponkedenge:
Russia became North Korea overnight.

InvertedHammer:
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US writes the economic policies that move the world. When she coughs, others catch cold. They have many financial gimmicks in their arsenal to cushion any adverse effects including sending money to their citizens, quantitative easing, etc.

You should be more worried about how it will affect Nigerians. With crude oil at $130/barrel, expect scarcity in Nigeria soon since your government has failed to implement local refining of crude oil.

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TruthinAction:
There are several reasons why some churches don't grow.

1. The Pastor was not called to start a church ministry.
2. He is not trained. The training I am talking about is not attendance of Bible School which is not wrong. You must serve under a ministry that is doing well. And in that process, you will understand certain things about how to run your ministry.
3. Message. The cattle will only graze where there is grass. There is a kind of message you preach that will draw people to want to hear more.
4. Structure. You must put structures in place. I am not talking about physical structures. I am referring to structures like soul winning, follow up and cell system.

If anyone knows his number, I can assist him if he is truly called. I have grown a church to over 500 within 2 years.

NwaNimo1:
Round 3.........

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illumined999333:
Bros na very giant corporation o. I am going there to collect my own share, legally though.

illumined999333:
Just a random thought, I do think a MSc is enough. I for one would like to get married to an American after my MSc for an obvious reason, while working trying to make more money. I can't stomach the thought of doing 2 years in MSc, then another years for PhD. I view America as basically a corporation where everyone goes to take what they can from it before leaving earth. The quickest legal pathway that guarantees me success is what I'll do.

989900:
Abba Kyari is worse than George Iyamu, Osunbor and Anini put together.

Faber:


Russia wants him to flee so that casala go burst... Dude said no like a typical Jew who was in Warsaw (Poland) and saw war tire.

Zelensky is just saying one thing to Russia and that's : " we die here together"

My kind of dude. Omoh na who give up, Bleep up. Zelensky carry day go.

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Long live Ukraine
Long live Zelensky
Long live you way like this post
Long live my humble self