₦airaland Forum

Shellsploit:
Make dem come make i teach them work ..
Kali is indeed bae!

decatalyst:
We don't care!


We are already in Hell! Ask Buhari

EgunMogaji2:
Good morning yah all.

And we're off to the races

NwaAmaikpe:




Very ironic.

If she was blocking her followers, who then did she expect to pray for her?

EgunMogaji2:
Mumsie was on fire

MMotimo:
The fabulogists have completely taken over. If it is not the people displaying bend down select auction merchandise as luxury goods, it is the gbese-laden quack builder going back to do thank you after 7 years (now turned 10 years because sometimes keeping these tall tales in line is not easy).

Anyway, my number is open for interested contractors to help me paint this never before seen world class wonder, my #80billion project. We need this painted as we move towards the house warming date. . . . . . . . Turkey vacation package and free Elon Musk satellite internet access for my Nairaland guests.

The budget for the painting is max #1.2 billion and preference will be given to the more expensive bids. For poor people who don’t understand, it is called DOINGS. Don’t get jealous, work harder

Nobody should tempt quote me! My loyalty to Alhaji is unwavering.

anonimi:
Thanks for the clarification.
However Jonathan did not say that stealing is not corruption, to minimise either of the two things.

tollyboy5:
one 1doit is avoiding nairaland now. You'll only see this person when its ripe to type "darling daddy"

NwaAmaikpe:




The truth be told,

It is insensitive of you to be giving your wife the preek while your mother-in-law who gave birth to her is in the other room getting none of it.

That is why she is disgruntled and she has every right to be because I'd feel worse myself.

The fact that she told your wife means she's giving you a hint to make a move on her.

If I were you, this is what I'd do, I'd lure my wife and kids away from the house leaving just me and my mother-in-law, then I'd not only fvck her out of menopause, but I'd also screw out all the sense of entitlement from her.

anonimi:
Your daddy Bubu took almost a year to nominate ministers, calling them noisemakers, despite applying for the top job for 12 years before he was allowed to serve us.
So where is the following footsteps

anonimi:
Governance is also different from telling foolish lies trying to hustle for a job in Bubu's administration.
Are liars still rogues

NwaNimo1:
.....he's a triple agent!

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/puti.gif


...and a Zionist.