₦airaland Forum

Horlaboy51:
Just leave those bad belles... They should just say they dislike messi Biko!

please let him win even plastic spoon for Argentina abeg even na mama emeka frying pan. Abeg.. tell him to stop walking around with a Goat please..

Shebi Ronaldo is better than Messi abi or Una still wan argue

idoncare440:
*vomits* leaves thread*

this one as wife, husband will be getting BJ from sister-inlaw

Robi65:
I was reading on Nairaland one day and came across a post about lady telling how she once met a Yahoo boy online,they planned to meet, fixed date and she came up later with excuse that she won’t be coming again which the guy starts crying,she was moved and later gave in and one thing led to another .
I just shook my head and smile because there is 98% assurance that she has fallen victim and God knows she might already be a walking corpse, the fact is his cry wasn’t because he’s so in love but he is just aware of the danger involved if she didn’t show up that night for the needful
These boys go any length in keeping their status checked and most way they go about it is through sex with any unfortunate lady
I love sex , I love men but I’m saying this cuz many colleagues who have fallen victim
So brother if you come across a lady and you seem head over heel with her..please do a background check if she has been unfortunate to have dated or sex with the new ritualist version in town..please save your head save your future..do you even know sometimes the way they go about it is after mating with the girl , any unfortunate guy that does same with the lady already becomes object of luck for them henceforth
Can go on and on but here I leave..thanks for your time

how do you do a background check on the type and numbers of men a naija babe bleeps in a week,you need to be inside her panties 24hours if you can even survive the smell of some kitty

Thegeneralqueen:
Shut up

online feminist spotted. Oya attack me. 1 2 ready go

Viralkid:
Then what is she waiting for do the DNA test or is she afraid. women and their deceptive ways.

there's nothing wrong in doing DNA test but is also dumb to think that a woman"s sex chromosome determines the sex of a child...

FIFA should have given Messi 3 penalties is not fair at all..

When is Messi going to score 6 goals ,, you know cboy scored 3 yesterday against one of the best team in the world..so Messi has to score atleast 6 today..

freemanbubble:
bro relax
. Croatia go beat una today
with rakitic, perisic, Lovren, mandzukic and modric
(god of midfield) na die una dey
na one point and one goal una go carry come back from Russia

and na Iceland una go draw to take get that one point

Abeg Buhari is not going to play .it's super eagles playing abeg support your country for once

FlirtyGist:
GistMore.com

Curvy actress Biodun Okeowo aka Omo Butty show off her backside in her latest pictures as fans react.

See reactions below...

BY GISTMORE

See more sexy photo here; http://www.gistmore.com/curvy-actress-omo-butty-flaunts-backside-new-photos-fans-react

Yam eaters ass and senatorial ass.and gubernatorial ass. Also rock ass.. yahoo boys ass

Faithway10:
From; Amagitesblog.com

Nigerian star boy, Wizkid, and British model and actress, Naomi Campbell hopped on a private jet to Milan, Italy, yesterday for a show. 

They both shared photos posing by the private jet on their Instagram pages.

Wizkid and Naomi appear to be new bestfriends after she attended his sold out AfroRepublik festival in London.

See more here; https://www.amagitesblog.com/2018/06/wizkid-and-naomi-campbell-jet-out-to-milan-photos.html

WizKid is now seriously into sugar mummies then like under 55.

Daeylar:
At least Nigeria did something great with this Jersey.

praising the pot instead of the cook..

Milllz:
Inspired by the Nigerian Super Eagles �� jersey, Italian Serie A side, AS Roma football club is calling on its fans worldwide to choose their preferred design for possible adoption by the club.

https://mobile.twitter.com/ASRomaEN/status/1007639275725377536

as Roma is really obsessed about super eagles may be because our Benin girls can really shake it over there in Rome..

Drnice2:
The search for We "Igbo Boys" is real! Choi, see as this one dey shout Bae upandan. If you be girl here, go find igbo boy cos those other tribal boys are full of shiit! When I mean shiit, that's real shiit.

when Igbo girls are running from Igbo men abi

lovat:
I'm from aAnambra the home of Onugbu and Ofe akwu but after I tasted aafang soup, I swore to marry from Akwa Ibom.

me as a proud Akwa ibom Man ,any woman or man who has flair for cooking can cook afang everything is all about the right timing and the right ingredients that's all..

Misterdhee1:
Ode. Who makes such wall nd still stand far away from it? All Ronaldo needed to do was hit the ball right. Tell us the freekick is special cos it was from Ronaldo.

just wait for big brother Nigeria part 3.. because am sure you are not a fan of football

plessis:
Ronaldo shows that hardwork beats talent when talent doesn't work hard.....

With hardwork and determination, there is no limit.....

Ronaldo has enormous talent pool which kind hardwork.. though he works hard but he is extremely talented.. what makes a super starts is playing and delivering under pressure.

Daniel is lucky if in a country with organized legal system his career could have been off..sometimes it's madness to bite the finger that fed you,leave your first milk on good terms because without then u could be nothing. The issue of announcing a name without any legal ownership is stupidity at the highest level even if he does not know what about his coconut head lawyer.

Paperwhite:
In your warped thinking you never even take note that Keyamo have also taken you guys to the cleaners.

cleaners ko.. people are dying everyday cos of this terrible administration this one is here taking about "taking someone to the cleaners""

LazyNairalander:
This man self... he ditched his country in Russia cos of perez peanuts? anyway I am waiting for when perez will kick his sorry a**......Just check my SIGNATURE

he better win la Liga straight three times and Champions league same if not his sack will be faster than usain bolt.. Madrid feels that a club is bigger than Spain as a Nation. What happened to waiting after the World cup before announcing the new coach.

TissuePaper:
Her legs look disgusting

that's someone body abeg do you want her to cut it off..

Boss13:
You do have a problem and your inability to identify and address it is shocking. You are 31 and do you know that the risk for you having children is higher than that of a 25 years old and as you aged it gets more expensive for you to have children. The number of eggs you have has an inverse relationship with your age. As you grow old, your eggs reduces and the chances for your having children decreases.

Second, as you aged gracefully, your attractiveness in the romance market reduces. You cannot pick and choose your partner like a lady of 25 who still have time ahead. Also, you attract desperate men to your life because they know you are old.

Please go and work on yourself and if the man you are with is not considering settling down, please seek to address such concern.

if being 25 was the only recipe for getting good life partners then why do we still have millions of single under 26 ladies at Shiloh every year.. marriage is a very complex institution.

30 to even 40 years is a ripe age for marriage. All these under 30 who feel marriage is like dating any small thing they start posting rubbish on social media. Anyone who says if a lady is not married before 30 is doomed is just a big goat. In a country like Nigeria where at 30 ones is still doing crude hustling,that under 30 shit is for children from very rich homes who will graduate at 20 after attending one private university,at 23 they have masters,before 25 they are working in shell or Mobil due to daddy's connection then at 26 mummy and daddy will arrange their friends kids for marriage.

kutchs:
Stop glorifying thieves and you are supporting a man whose corrupt acts have been documented as your party's national chairman.
If you don't like thieves, why haven't you directed the EFCC to investigate the allegations of corruption against Oshiomole made by the corruption activist in Benin-City?
Why has the Road Safety Commission become bad extorting money from motorists without reckless abandon under your administration?

Nonsense.

.. some Nigerians are voting for the devil but expecting heaven in return.

Paperwhite:
Meanwhile Buhari have not only glorified the following but also went ahead to cannonized & legalized the corruption of himself,Abacha,Maina, Abba Kyari, Lawal Babachir, Mikanti Baru, Amaechi,Tinubu,Fashola, Fayemi, OUK, Musiliu Obanikoro, Oshiomole, NHIS sec,etc. among the many criminals of the APC.
So Buhari that have no sin should be the first to cast the first stone.

according APC banters all these names are saints ooo..

BrainnewsNg:
Source: https://www.brainnewsradio.com/man-with-the-worlds-biggest-manhood/

https://www.brainnewsradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/sei_16643170-e1528831863938.jpg

how did they know I had big penis. If u were not advertising it instead of advertising your acting career...

okomile:

Buhari will return for his second term.

Keep ranting.
Pvc or no Pvc, buhari will win.
Na 9ja we dey

see this one u never do your hair since Jan cos of no money ,De hear the shout said buhari...

buhariguy:
then, pick your choice from hell.

you need a brain reset. I thought I was talking to a sane human. Am sure u are from Lagos,most Lagosians have mental problem. Don't quote me. Stay off ..yaba left

FlirtyKaren:
For fans looking for a new haircut to celebrate the World Cup in style, a barber is clipping ‘portraits’ of stars Lionel Messi or Cristiano Ronaldo onto the back of heads in football-crazy Serbians at the rate of 150 Euros which is about N64,000 in Nigerian currency.

With the World Cup fever reaching fever pitch, Mario Hvala has decided to give his creativity free rein as he shaves and snips away on a headshot “hair tattoo” in his Novi Sad salon ahead of Thursday’s World Cup kick-off.

Speaking with AFP on his signature haircut, he said it all began nine years ago with a suggestion to a customer, “to do something different”.

That ended with a tarantula sculpted with a cut-throat razor into the hair on the back of the man’s head, and it’s since turned into something of a local fashion in Serbia’s second largest city Novi Sad.

“The portraits are the most complex when doing the ‘hair tattoos’,” Hvala said.

“It takes five to seven hours.”

With Serbia qualified for the World Cup in Russia, Hvala hit on the idea of “drawing” the faces of the world’s top two football players for fans.

“When I made Ronaldo’s portrait I got many positive comments and people were amazed,” the 35-year-old said.

However, he admits that “hair tatoo” clients often attract curious glances from passers-by or requests for photos.

But, isn’t that the whole point?

It doesn’t come cheap however: while a normal trim at the salon costs eight euros, the full portrait is priced 150 euros!

https://lailasnews.com/serbian-barber-carves-messi-headshot-for-fans-at-n64000-per-head/

forget oyibo are too much.. but I know some barbers can do this in lag or even ABA..

E99E:
What about the referees balls?

the referee"s balls

fatdon2:
The 2026 World Cup will be hosted by Canada, Mexico and United States - known collectively as the United Bid - after they pipped Morocco in a vote held by the FIFA Congress on Wednesday.

The latest edition of football's flagship tournament begins in Russia on Thursday, with the host nation's clash with Saudi Arabia kicking off a month of tournament action.

In four years time, the World Cup will head to Qatar, whose victorious bid was shrouded in controversy.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-5838833/United-States-Canada-Mexico-awarded-2026-World-Cup.html

trump again at work.. justice is might.. Morocco could have been a better choice.