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smeag0l:
Hi All,

It took me a lot of cogitation before I could make this post. I also had to post this because I have seen a lot of comments from people encouraging the abominable act of lesbianism on nairaland (especially guys) that I begin to wonder where this generation of youths are headed.

First and foremost, going by the bible and quran, lesbianism is an abomination. I will give references from the bible because I am a Christian.The following verses of the bible:Leviticus 18:22, 20:13, Romans 1:24-28, I Corinthians 6:9-11, Jude1:7, I Timothy 1:10, I Kings 14:24, 15:12 all attest to the fact that homosexuality ,of which lesbianism is a subset, is evil.

However, the queer ones on the forum will always have a counter argument of fornication being also a sin to back up their nefarious way of life but this is not the crux of why I opened this thread so I will not dwell on the religious angle any further-I have an expose on this which I'll reserve for another day.

Secondly and the most important reason why I decided to open this thread is to warn guys(including the ones that have continually advocated for queer girls here on nairaland) on the disastrous impact of marrying a lesbian and how to identify if your girl is one whilst you're courting

Let me start by saying this. Most Nigerian girls living in Nigeria that claim to be bisexuals are, in fact, lesbians. They only claim bisexuality so as to be able to get a ring on the third finger of their left hand and answer a Mrs whilst they covertly continue their abominable acts.

They know that the African culture expects that they should get married at some point in their lives and their parents and relatives will keep putting pressure on them to do so.

Therefore, they just hook up with a guy, get married and make babies and then eventually make the guy's life miserable by continually denying him of sex and gallivanting around the country with their lesbian friends before filing for divorce most times on two grounds- sexual satisfaction and irreconcilable differences. I have seen this happen to three different guys and in the end, the guys ended up being disillusioned and poorer than when they met those girls. The sad part is that the ladies don't even get to check on their children as they are seen more in the company of their female friends in public places.

Guys, beware! Lesbianism is demonic and no matter how long your manhood is or how good you are in bed, you can't satisfy a lesbian as the kind of orgasm they have while making out with their female counterpart is longer and more frequent and also doesn't occur due to penetration. I had to say this because I have , over time, seen some useless comments from guys here saying that the girl has not seen a great manhood or a guy with great sexual prowess that's why she is still a lesbian. This is entirely false as lesbians are so addicted to their same sex partners and to the act that mere penetration from a man cannot give them orgasm.

Therefore, will all that have been said, guys here are signs that the girl you are dating is a lesbian(These may not be correct sometimes but they are very key leads to attest to this fact).

1. She admires only ladies on social media and you would occasionally see some comments from her on social media telling another girl "I love you" even when the girl is just an acquaintance who is not close to her.

2. She wears an anklet on THE RIGHT LEG or a colourful ring on their RIGHT FOREFINGER. I had to make the right leg emboldened because this is their insignia. I've seen about ten lesbian ladies wearing this and even spoke to one who also affirmed it.

3. If she is the butch lesbian(the male partner) she will most likely have a short hair, wear very light make up most times or even no make up and have short fingers(Because they use their fingers to pleasure their femme counterpart). Some of the butch ones also look like tomboys

4. Whenever she is intimate with her guy, they enjoy cunnilingus and fingering far more than penetration as this is the only way she can achieve orgasm most times.

5. On special occasions like her birthday or her boyfriend's birthday, she will indulge him with wild sexual orgies like anal sex or party (with the involvement of their other lesbian partner). Some of them even prefer anal to vaginal penetration.

6. You will always find lesbian porn on her phone or cached webpage history.

7. If she's the butch lesbian, she will dislike things like cooking, going to the market and laundry.

8. She's always an advocate of female rights and will pick a quarrel with you whenever you antagonize a female.

9. She prefers evening hang outs with a large company of girlfriend more than she enjoys it with you as her boyfriend.

10. She starts denying you sex immediately after marriage. This usually starts subtly and unnoticed until your sex life with your wife eventually becomes once in a month.

11. She has a vibrator and she doesn't orgasm from sex with you until she uses the vibrator. I agree some women are like this but if after a long time, you can't make your girlfriend orgasm except with the aid of a vibrator(or through cunnilingus or fingering) please suspect her.

12. If she is the femme, she has a very close friend she stays with or hangs around with/cannot do without and who has the characteristics listed in Number 3 above.


You can add yours as I leave the list for now. Please guys, be wise in choosing a partner. Do not destroy your life on the altars of beauty and physical appearance a most of these evil ladies are usually beautiful!

chai my babe get vibrator bigger than my arm

dainformant:
A picture has emerged showing popular Nollywood comic actor, Victor Osuagwu, aligning with members of De Norsemen Kclub of Nigeria popularly known as Norsemen confraternity. According to a Facebook user who shared the picture, this happened mini converge/meeting was held in Ghana as members deliberate on moving the club forward.

Below is how online users reacted to the trending picture which has gone viral on social media.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/06/victor-osuagwu-hangs-out-with-norsemen-confraternity-members-in-ghana.html

why should I be surprised.. you can't hang out without being a member. Why are we seeing too many cult news hitting homepage this week.. seun osewa which one u belong.

OMEGA009:
Odin’s Gonna have some fresh meat tonight. Bingo style loading......

lol

Ccdavies:
Iko ikong ekpo.. Imagine her achievement at 22 ! Its only Jesus that can save friends!; Right from time immemorial cultism keep deceiving people to their early grave! Oh yak aba

iko idad ke do mbok my brother. 22 year old who has been sexually bastardised..do you know how many men have rape this one..

I was in unical around early 2000s during that time 1 out of every 20unical students was either a member or was planning to be member,paying dues where he can't even eat well. My guys join they could not attend lectures again because of one stupid yeye war..I was tired of attending burials of students(less than 23 in age) who were supposed to be the hope of their parents..it's sad n sickening.. The one that shocked me most was when I realized my babe was a cultist that's how our relationship ended ,why should you be raped by 20guys in the name of blending.. you are always running looking and scared...

RZArecta2:
they're called Viqueens, they're usually initiated by force/rápe at a very young age and after some time, they take it as a thing of pride

I just wonder what type mad initiation culture you find 17 men raping a 18year old girl because she wants to join cult tufiakwa.. after a while the girl will start feeling a derogatory sense of pride..nawao..

Tiwaz2:
Source: http://www.currentnewsinnigeria.com/i-will-defeat-buhari-in-2019-female-presidential-aspirant-declares/

This one think that election is a beauty pageant in Nigeria..

RETIREDMUMU:
like success and richness engulf adeleke's families.

Adeleke family are in politics, they are in Arts, they own Educational institute, they are just in every where.

i have even dream my son must marry if not davido's imade, he must marry any one in Adeleke family

so shall it be

so what will happen if you create your dynasty must you force your child to marry Adele's...

Donald95:
no arrest was made as occupants of the trucks with plate numbers AAA 409 ZV, BDG 782 XU and GGE 88 XU, fled when the trucks were stopped for a search

Power of a Godfather. So upon all this training, una no fit run pass a civilian.

Tales from moonlight

hmmmm I know they will covered It .. imagine it the excuse that the driver ran ran away and you did not scare them to stop..lol..

selemempe:
she is 55 years and looking so beautiful. Igbos are beautiful people.

I know u want to imply that aboki too get mouth for naija...simply because u guys born children without recourse to common sense and decency all in the bit to dominate others politically..but truth is, mike okiro and ogbonna onovo reached the peak of the police force and both are igbos. She wont be 1st
Igbos are smart ppl who excel naturally.

An Igboman is naturally ahead of u

your first sentence made a whole lot of sense,Igbos are lovely people then you spoil the whole writeup with your tribalistic ending..was that necessary

directorXixXICK:
Oboy....na Nadia bakery he go sell?ewoooo.......

Blackman use white man maga white man

#this is Nigeria..... everybody na criminal

some Nigerians destroying our image since 1960..

Walexddon20:
Perhaps you have your own definition of good and bad that is different from the one generally accepted. Even in the developed nation of the world, the people will always ask more of their government no matter how greatly the government has performed. So you saying "not done enough" is a phrase used by those who are afraid is a fallacy of the highest order. I can even boldly tell you that this administration has justified the 3 years spent.

well you are entitled to your opinion may be you are a direct relation of Buhari eating well in Abuja ... But am saying based on what am seeing what am experiencing each day not because I have any direct connection to PDP or APC. am a Nigerian looking at issues with open mind.

Walexddon20:
I will believe you are talking from your own personal opinion. But I will also like to let you know that your sense of reasoning is very very weak... It is only the naive and the foolish that will attempt the come out openly and say the government is not doing anything haven spent 3 years in office....is that even logical to your brain at all I think the most appropriate criticism here should be he has not done enough...and that would be true because no matter how huge the achievement of any government can be, more and more would always be expected.

the phrase "he has not done enough" is just a diplomatic response people who are afraid of saying the truth do say on TV..you know his performance is bad ,terrible is the right and honest word.... Even Abacha"s regime was not this bad.

abiodunosin:
Bro try to be conscious.....Whatever you call it PMB/PYO will emerge come 2019.

in a sane country he could have resigned but because Nigeria is a lawless country he will rig and win..so there's no need we arguing about this .you know the truth... Bros his tenure has been the worst in the history of this country from bad economy to loop-sided appointments to insecurity the list is endless. My uncle who is in APC chopping money feels he is the best president ever in the history of mankind. We all have different perspective to life but the truth can't be hidden for too long..

abiodunosin:
I doubt it if you have voters card. Nearly everybody in the North have their voters card. Sit down their and continue to be playing your mind game. Buhari will not only win, but with landslide.

you mean landslide rigging.

goldcoinhub:
The Nigerian jersey has been voted the best jersey out of the 32 nations ahead of the 2018 World Cup in Russia.

In a poll conducted by Sky Sports, the Nigerian shirt garnered over 40,000 votes to beat world champions Germany to second place with 21,000 votes.

It will be recalled that the Nigeria Football Federation (NFF) and Nike who are their official kits sponsor unveiled the official 2018 World Cup kits for the Super Eagles in London on February 7, 2018 to much fanfare.

Speaking on the jersey, Nike said:

“With a culture as vibrant as Nigeria’s, the collection had a lot to live up to.

“The central design theme is an abstract feather pattern inspired by the team’s “Super Eagles” nickname. Last seen during Nigeria’s 1994 appearance on the world stage, the design has been enlivened to capture the energy of the 2018 team.”

The home kit pays subtle homage to Nigeria’s ‘94 shirt, worn by Nigeria’s first team to qualify.

It carries a familiar badge modelled after the 1996 gold medal-winning Dream Team while honouring the 1994 shirt won by the national team.

Nike’s Football Design Director, Dan Farron said in designing Nigeria’s kit, the goal was to tap into the attitude of the nation while keeping in mind the full identities of players.

The American kit maker revealed that demand for the lively jersey had hit over three million worldwide before it officially hit the shelves last week.

https://lailasnews.com/nigerian-jersey-for-world-cup-voted-best-in-the-world/

lalasticlala

no is not.. have you seen the Brazilian jersey..

fatdon2:
Zinedine Zidane has announced that he will be stepping down as Real Madrid boss after two-and-a-half years in charge of the club.
The Frenchman called an unexpected press conference on Thursday afternoon to confirm that he will be leaving his position as the first-team head coach, despite his continued success in the Champions League.
The 45-year-old was believed to be under contract with Real until 2020 but a poor campaign in the league appears to have ended his fairytale at the club where he played as a midfielder for five years.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-5790777/Zinedine-Zidane-press-conference-LIVE-Real-Madrid-boss-leaves.html

resign in honour before the sack you in dishonour.. Wenger has to learn this.. Zizou is one of the greatest coach ever. He is very smart because if he stays and loses two he's next season,Perez may replace him with conte

Meekdon:
Source: http://www.kendogist.com/2018/05/2019-apc-wont-relinquish-power-if-they.html

Voting out Buhari is not the problem will Buhari accept defeat like GEJ and go home in peace without inciting his followers to kill and cause mayhem...

How can Taipan be in Nigeria . Nawao.. that snake is the most vernomous snake in the world..

emmyw:
University Of Ibadan, UI Ranked Among 1000 Top Universities In The World | The University of Ibadan has been ranked among the top 1,000 universities in the world. The university is currently ranked 991st in the world and 14th in Africa.

https://www.ngschoolz.com/wp-content/uploads/University-of-Ibadan.jpg

This was  according to the 2018/19 edition of the global rankings released by the Center for World University Rankings (CWUR).

University of Ibadan happens to be the only university in Nigeria that made it to the list.

Universities from other African countries also made it to the list.  Seven universities from South Africa, four from Egypt, and one each from Uganda and Tunisia.

Harvard University, United States, is ranked the number one for the 7th consecutive time while Stanford University, and Massachusetts Institute of Technology, both in the U.S, are ranked second and third respectively.

University of Cambridge, U.K, is ranked fourth, while University of Oxford, also in the U.K, is ranked fifth. Among the top 10 universities are University of California, Berkeley, U.S (sixth); Princeton University, U.S (seventh); Columbia University, U.S (eighth); California Institute of Technology, U.S (ninth); and the University of Chicago, U.S (10th).

CC: Lalasticala

Source: https://www.ngschoolz.com/ui-ranked-among-1000-top-universities-in-the-world/

when are we going to be ranked even 500.. lol..that's shows us the terrible state of our country....if UI is ranked 991st then my school unical will be ranked 12,500th..

Thickcok01:
Anambra people are thief from birth

you don start..

WrathOfHadez:
Report still pending and Nigeria police are already filing murder charge?
I thought suspects are innocent until proven otherwise!

Only in Nigeria where the average policeman is motivated by money more than crime solving

And the dumb Police won't hesitate to sustain the murder charge to maximize financial pay off.

Uniformed thugs.

you can't even report a murder case without u being arrested..

funtomiee:
hmmm i see something. that guy putting on blu and white
dat thing under him tho

why not see Successful Nigerians greeting each other.. buhari why why

Give the citizenship they can keep their fire service work..

koikoi2:
Is it only northern states he's donating money. Let him remember us too in the south south abeg.

hahahahahaha u have oil money now..

akeentech:
Every oda national don 4get sey dem name dia list, na only 9ja remain. we dey wait 4 Presidential list

I hope we will not see fulani herdsmen on final list for the world cup..

akeentech:
Yimu, Scholarship for senior pastor's children

lol..

PrettyCrystal:
A man was arrested and taken into custody after he was caught red handed having sex with the pregnant wife of another man in a hotel. According to reports, the two were found red-handed by the husband of the woman who was assisted by the security guard personnel at the hotel.

After finding them having sex - with his pregnant wife on top due to her pregnancy, the husband ordered the promiscuous duo to continue what they were doing as he recorded them.

The man was eventually arrested and placed in handcuffs. The incident occurred yesterday in Lusaka, Zambia capital city.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/05/man-arrested-after-being-caught-having-sex-with-married-pregnant-woman-photos.html

The video is not playing..where is the video I don't believe this story..where is the damn video ,this is poor journalism..

N10,000 each wao..that's cool.. poverty is worse than ebola...

EmagNig:
Nollywood actress and philanthropists Tonto Dikeh, has donated food items and other relief materials, including money to inmates during a goodwill visit to Suleja Prisons in Niger State.

The actress in a chat with NAN mentioned that the gesture on Tuesday was an initiative of the Tonto Dike Foundation(TDF), geared towards identifying with the inmates in celebrating the 2018 Democracy Day.

According to her, the Foundation, which is her humanitarian initiative, empowers and provides succour to the less privileged and vulnerable Nigerians.

“In line with our vision, I have come here to let the inmates know that we are not giving up on them, and that they have a bright future ahead outside of this place.

“They still have a lot to contribute to the society irrespective of their present circumstances,” she said.

The items handed over to the prison authority on behalf of the inmates by the foundation include bags of rice, detergents and other food items, as well as physical cash of N300,000.

Tonto Dikeh donates relief items to Prison inmates lailasnews

Tonto Dike also paid for the release of an inmate who has remained in detention because he was unable to provide the said bail term.

Besides, on request by the inmates, she promised to provide Television set and a decoder and ceiling fans for the Christian’s hall of worship in the prison, as well as sewing machines for the inmates.

The foundation also donated dozens of sanitary pads to the female inmates for proper menstrual health management.

Volunteer medical and public health experts of the Tonto Dikeh Foundation had interactive sessions with them, where they were given opportunities to ask questions on female health.

The female inmates were thought how to use pads and dispose them, wash their body, and handle menstrual pains.

Mr Baba Ibrahim, Deputy Controller (DCP) of the Suleja Prison , who received the items on behalf of the inmates, commended Tonto Dikeh and her foundation for the benevolence.

He, however urged other Nigerians of goodwill and NGOs to emulate the kind gesture to complement government’s effort in taking care of prisoners.

“The welfare of prisoners is of paramount importance to government, and every effort by organisations and kind hearted individuals will assist greatly in achieving that aim.

https://lailasnews.com/tonto-dikeh-donates-relief-items-to-prison-inmates-in-abuja/

lalasticlala

eye service..must she give one match box and put it in the news... Nawao..

Follygunners:
Typical 9ja mentality! We can't produce anything other than to steal, embezzle and wish the poor man bad.
Other than Dangote.... How many rich pple in 9ja can actually boast of owning a REAL corporation that produces goods?
Everything na to show-off, rub-off, brag-off! Chai! Which way to go for us as a people?

E no go better for all the celebrities wey dey show-off oppress the poor and to all the politicians wey don steal our money finish... You and una generations no go ever experience peace. Tinubu, and all the politicians pata pata!

lol...

Not every Nigerian is a criminal I have done business with some honest Nigerians, I have also lost monies to fraudulent Nigerians..but truth is an average Nigerian is always looking for an opportunity to scam,steal and loot,that's why There's so much sufferings in Nigeria.. The reason why online stores are struggling in Nigeria is lack of trust/Honesty by most Nigerians