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Odikwa egwu! Special valentine dish kwa! Anyway I will cook Oha soup to be eaten with GARRI.

that one na 4 American people biko.

Rest in peace 2 d dead

Chidi Mokeme

Dreeeam! Dream, dream, dream, dream
Dreeeam................ I sick n tired of all dese negative prophesies can't we ve sumtin positive 4 once? I forsee the SuperEagles cumin victorious in AFCON 2013. I decree dat all ur aspirations 4 dis year will cum tru in Jesus name....though its only if u believe oh. Thank u.

Hahahaha....the merger is falling apart already i wonder what would happen when the eventually merge. We dey watch dem n less i forget GOODLUCK to them

I can't believe nobody mentioned HYGIENIUS, HYSCIENT, SISTUS.

Wadeoye: Igbos and lies - they are inseparable. I am in Lagos and as I am typing, I am running on generator and I have been on generator since 5am. It is like this everyday and on /off at times. Where is the improvent? Only in yiboland you will see constant supply because they want to tell nigeria the fraud they voted for is working? There is 24/7 power supply in yiboland, the land of fraud.

Even a 5-years old knows d guy was just being a clown, you just couldn't help but pick on the whole tribe. I no blame u.
Pls did d outage extend 2 Lagos too as dia hasn't been light here since 5am.

Symphony007: Yeah, keep building malls cause that's where the average "mama nkechi" or "papa bornboy" will go shopping for their food. Please governour, rather use that money to produce water for your people so they'll stop drinking from streams, address the erosion peopls so people won't continue loosing their lands. Leave mall building for the private sector, develop your populace and when they've got money to spend malls will flood your state.

Everyone knows that Anambra is not a poor state and Anambrians are not poor either, so what exactly is your point? As for using stream water Anambra is not the only state that the villagers does so. Where i served in Ekiti state the villagers use the stream for everything, they will wash, drink and swim in it.

Decryptor: That's because it's the most hated state for now and i think it has to do with the fact that we hit OIL! I guess that the search for latest ritual killing, armed roberries in anabra did not yield latest results so now they have decided to use the state of public schools as a target. THe next thread about Anambra may be something like "Nurses wear dirty uniforms in Anambra", "Pure water factories in Anambra mix water with kerosene ", "Why can't one find a good-looking girl in Anambra?" or even "Scientists trace the origin and ancestry of Adolf Hitler to Anambra" Haterz, keep on hating while we keep progressing.

mwah....hope u caught it

yuzedo: Anthills of the Savannah? Chinua Achebe...

No, its Ayi Kwei Armah's 'The Beautiful Ones Are Not Yet Born' its the name the Man's wife called him.

yuzedo: Anthills of the Savannah? Chinua Achebe...

No, its 'The Beautiful Ones Are Not Yet Born' its the name the Man's wife called him.

My English teacher was nicknamed aunty 'Second' because she says the word too often in its oral English form. My physics teacher was nicknamed 'Alwaysontime' he comes the window 5mins to his class in there is another teacher in the class and 10mins to his class if it comes immediately after break period. It was so annoying and its not like he sabi teach well well. No wonder i didn't do sciences. Tufiakwa!

The devil we know is better than the angel we don't know. This merger will consist of 3 political parties, 3 different set of looters coming to loot our treasury. Though they will say its for the good of the country, you and I know that their pockets come first. Goodluck to them.

We are happy people n very accomodating too.

Donmichaelz: Thunder fire You

this was the only intelligent answer you could give the guy after he schooled you. I'm highly disappointed. Please kindly go do your research, then come back to counter him with solid points oh. Though i doubt if there are any.

nuclearboy: Please explain what "emotion" you want me to show! Someone says herself that she's fine yet you are praying for her to recover - from what? Should she recover from good health and become sick?

Some of you people are really funny! Because at the end of the day, its you that's calling her a sick liar, not me!

What is wrong with Dame Patience saying that she's fine. If i'm being asked if i was sick when i am, i will most certainly reply with i'm fine. Its just human nature, the fact that she's the first land doesn't take away the human side of her. Nobody likes being sick or being reminded that they sick. Its gud to be positive at times. PEJ keep rejecting sickness n it will surely flee from u. Peace!!!

My first Lady wish u safe recovery if u are sick but if not have a nice trip. Don't forget to bring back cookies n chocolates for me oh.

What were the solutions you provided, was it implemented or the commitee is stil reviewing it?.

I would so much appreciate Merlin's kind of power. I won't lift my hands to wash clothes, plates or even cook. If enemies comes i weave my hand or blink my eyes they would crush their heads against the wall. I won't need a car as a dragon would be at my beck n call. Kia! I wish.

I guess i ve a very healthy brain cos i don't joke wit my breakfast (tanx to Chommy dat told me not 2 skip breakfasts back den in school), i enjoy my sleep, n i engage in intellectual discussions now n then. The only sand sand for my garri is air pollution. I stay in an industrial estate. That notwithstanding my brain is much healthy. Thanx

harlos: u get am o,cos the first things that came to my mind when i saw the picture was
HOW E GO DEY TAKE DO AM

Na wa 4 u oh. Person way no dey fit move b4 how u want make him take dey do am. I no dey even see the thing sef.

dayokanu: Imagine a Russian or Iranian claiming an American betrayed him

Or Israeli claiming that Palestinian betrayed them

I don't know what a country that has no business being together is doing trying to stay together. Funny the same persons that made the two statements above will come out to clamour for One-Nigeria. @Dayokanu I didn't know we have different countries in Nigeria I thought it was just tribes.

Got a job n also lost d job (it ws on contract basis though).

Bring it home guys. Sure win 4 Arsenal.

Nigeria is a great nation, the giant of Africa. Nigeria will soon take d world by storm, breaking the chain of corruption and emerging as a true leader morally.

D most important way is to get connected. Use dis x-mas season to meet influencial persons n every other thing will fall in place.

Wow, i finally got 2 d last page; unfortunately i'ven't seen any tangible achievement. Sincere nigerian, mr Globe n d rest u guys shouldn't ova stress urself 4 wat isn't dia. It's a fun read.

The rate at which billions are being mentioned in this country will make a poor man get heart attack. Can sum1 pls tell me the kind of residential house that needs billions nt even millions? Na gold cement dem dey use. I can't wait 2 get into power so dat i go follow enjoy d national billions; dis one done pass cake joor.

Don't u just luv Tonto? D more d critics criticize d more she makes d news. She no just send anybody. I even hear say she go perform 4 one show in Lagos dis X-mas period.

Nice!