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Maybe he was making sure that he killed himself very well...

Microbiology......YES,YES,YES!!!!!!
Uniport...........NO WAY!!!!

kuzzieOtiz: Joystick? As in vibrator (v.i.b.r.a.t.o.r) or

I knew OBJ was a HOMOsapien anyway

HomoERECTUS u mean?

^^^ LMAO!! I particularly saw where Patience was shot from the back, there was blood allover her chest and face, but when she fell, there was no single dent of blood on her back

Its only in Nigerian movies that...

1) A mother travels from the village to Lagos, argues with her son about not having a male child, then back to the village...THE SAME DAY! Abi village de get airport?

2) A girl carries the same hairstyle, even after 2 years

3) You'd see the camera man through the side body of a car or when u look closely into Jim Iyke's huge glasses

4) A ghost looks left and right before crossing the road

5) Girls wear very short dresses,revealing their boobs and sky high heels to school...but their lecturers say nothing about that

6) A woman barges into her husband with another woman in a hotel room. Abi who give her key?

7) A policeman with 6-rounds revolver keeps shooting at armed robbers more than 20times. I no know say bullet de generate itself like DNA

Add your own observations

21 pages........wow!
Were u guys up all night looking for dates or what?

[quote author=raynold17 ]. r u above 19 or below[/quote]Old enough

very much

Toktee: like what and what,your church mind pls

all i can tell u is that i got EXPOSED going to that school, learning things i wasn't supossed to at my age........ but truth is, as awkward as it sounds i'm actually grateful for that because it has helped me thru life

my parents sent me to an all-girls catholic boarding school so i wont get spoilt but guess what??....i learnt every bad thing i know today from that very school

minus Lesbianism though

A potential medical doctor trying to elope with a guy who's still struggling to survive
Please help me slap REALITY back into her eyes. If u can't, bring her to me. Just one dirty hot slap will do

Freiburger: But how could you say this? we all saw pictures of B when she was pregnant.

Did u really? The only time I saw her "pregnant" was when her supossed baby bump collapsed on a tv show when she tried sitting down. I don't think she actually carried Ivy in her own belle
Love her tho

Funny question
Why would anyone prefer arranged marriage

Hate, hate, hate, hate that question! Especially if its not coming from my man.
I try as much not to show how much I abhor that question which is supposed to show care and concern, but people are beginning to misuse it

This is so so sad

LMAO @ no.9

Arsenate: the only sound I heard was Sturrigde screaming "game on, bring it on manure"

Do u still have something to ssay??

Phewwww!!

Suddenly my heart's pounding. 4 extra mins seems like an hour

mukina2: studdridge why nawwwww

Tah!

LMAO!! This Welbeck na fool sha

Arsenate: very soon the traitor will be injured and we can drink some champagne to that.

U can start drinking to our victory, treat is on me!
Did u hear the sound of that? Its the second goal! Hehehehe

Haters keep hating on RVP....our boy keeps scoring.

I'm a proud Red She-Devil...sue me

abdulkayus: Am a Man utd fan bt am nt enjoyin dis match at all.

I agree with u. A little too rough for me but it'll get better....just stay tuned

We have Arsenal to thank for the gift of RVP!!! I love that guy

UGLY
I am far from ugly tho

Josh090: Google it! But it won't make much sense to you untill you begin watching it and even not until maybe season 2

mucho gracias

slimyem: God knows i can't watch Jumong.
Much as i tried,i couldn't finish chapter one of season one.
Don't like movies where i have to read subtitles!

is it the subtitle u have a problem with or the movie itself?

I seem to be the only one who is yet to see this JUMONG. No time since i started work
Can someone please give me a little summary?

tintingz: *chuckes* before you were born? Mtss

which one have you watched cuz i see you only see them simple lost and heros i dont think you have watch them talkless of seeing them

You can go and sleep now. It's past your bed time