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Celebrities › Re: Which Celebrity Would You Marry If You Had The Opportunity? by anitank(f): 9:45pm On Jan 23, 2013

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Romance › Re: How To Woo Her On Valentine's Day? by anitank(f): 10:17am On Jan 23, 2013

travellngjasper: @anitank: Trust me i'm good at many things but cooking is not my forte, would'nt want to choke her especially on valentine's day. Anyways Thanks for the info, i might just try it. And if it it doesn't work out, i have someone to blame it on.

It can't be that bad. U're not going to be cooking for an entire community. Get a cookery book or google "how to cook.......". U could also do something we call a mock by trying to prepare the same meal before the real date. Subjecting urself to atleast 3 hours of learning might just be what u need to get that girl loving u for the rest of her life cheesy

Christianity Etc › Re: Same-sex Marriage Is Evil- Pastor Adeboye by anitank(f): 9:42am On Jan 23, 2013

Front Page please!

Romance › Re: How To Woo Her On Valentine's Day? by anitank(f): 9:31am On Jan 23, 2013

U could find out what she'd like by psyching her. Ask her indirect questions and see what she'd say.

If u want to do something unique and different, invite her to dinner in your house, do the cooking urself. Crack jokes while doing so. Do something crazy like screaming "pepper in my eye oo" just to make her panic. It might not come out perfect but she'd love it that u tried

Romance › Re: How To Woo Her On Valentine's Day? by anitank(f): 9:22am On Jan 23, 2013

travellngjasper: Lol. And which zoo is that?

Agbalumo zoo grin

Nairaland General › Re: Things We Do In Private!funny And Not Sinful by anitank(f): 9:10am On Jan 23, 2013

I love being na-ked when am alone, then I'd go bring my pot of rice, place it in the middle of the sitting room, sit down and start eating from the pot with my bare hands.
When I'm done, I go to the room still wearing nothing, spread myself across the bed, pick up my phone and enter Nairaland.

Nothing feels better than freedom

Celebrities › Re: Halima Abubakar Honored As UN Ambassador by anitank(f): 8:34am On Jan 23, 2013

JOYCEOUS: I tink it's called AYAMATANGA!!!

U're wicked grin

Celebrities › Re: Halima Abubakar Honored As UN Ambassador by anitank(f): 8:33am On Jan 23, 2013

LMAO @ people's comments
Una no go kill person ooo
grin

*rolling*

Education › Re: Nicknames Your Teachers Were Given In School And How They Earned It. by anitank(f): 2:00pm On Jan 22, 2013

Our teachers had real weird and funny names...
Aunty Aka (hand)

Aunty Ukwu(Leg)

Uncle Egbe(kite)

Uncle Agu(tiger)if this guy flogs u ehh,u'd have memory loss

Aunty Egenti(someone who doesn't hear)

Uncle Iloabanafo (dis one na long tin)

Uncle Abunamaso (don't spit at me)

My favorite was Uncle Jamueze (show me your teeth grin

)

And NO, these were not nick names but their real surnames. Can't remember all the subjects they taught jare. Its been a long while

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Sports › Re: AFCON: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso (1 - 1) On 21st January 2013 by anitank(f): 9:00pm On Jan 21, 2013

highest number of people i've seen viewing a thread at once

Sports › Re: AFCON: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso (1 - 1) On 21st January 2013 by anitank(f): 8:58pm On Jan 21, 2013

De Javu!!

Manchester United yesterday, Nigeria today. i'm just so heart broken

TV/Movies › Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by anitank(op): 9:24am On Jan 21, 2013

[quote author=P.U.S.H]It is only in Nigerian Movie that someone will wake up in the morning with makeup, wearing wrist watch and necklace.[/quote]Do u notice their bra straps underneath their night gowns? grin

TV/Movies › Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by anitank(op): 10:09pm On Jan 20, 2013

Symphony007: why can't they show the person boarding or departing the plane? American films even show inside the plane. Plonker!

Lmnsfao!! Which one is Plonker again? grin

TV/Movies › Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by anitank(op): 9:29pm On Jan 20, 2013

Had a good laugh.....still at it
Perfect day for that
Perfect way to start my busy week
Thanks guys kiss

@ Head_to_to, stop taking life too seriously honey, nobody gets out of it alive

TV/Movies › Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by anitank(op): 8:24pm On Jan 20, 2013

I'm currently watching a movie where slaves were locked in a cage made of bamboo and rope to tie the door, and all the slaves are sitting,crying helplessly like its the end of their lives grin

TV/Movies › Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by anitank(op): 7:17pm On Jan 20, 2013

Fleming5: Chicken goat and small pikin d cry for background

*rolling*

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspurs Vs Manchester United On (1 - 1) On 20th January 2013 by anitank(f): 6:49pm On Jan 20, 2013

I haff die!,

TV/Movies › Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by anitank(op): 6:44pm On Jan 20, 2013

[quote author=tony_issey]Only in Nigerian movie wud u see dis[/quote]Hahahahahaha! Dat one go be yoruba movie.

Lol @where she got all those pregnant grin

TV/Movies › Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by anitank(op): 6:24pm On Jan 20, 2013

mysticgal: after the film con finish u go see TO GOD BE THE GLORY

TV/Movies › Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by anitank(op): 5:49pm On Jan 20, 2013

Bolushalom: Not all pregnant women vomit in "real life". But u can know a woman is pregnant in a nollywood movie when she vomits, abi how else does the madam know that the househelp is pregnant for oga..lol...and u are taking it personal means u are responding like nollywood itself.

And the way they hold their stomach and then suddenly dash off whenever they want to throwup ehhh, u'd think a ghost is after them

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspurs Vs Manchester United On (1 - 1) On 20th January 2013 by anitank(f): 5:41pm On Jan 20, 2013

aieromon: As usual,RVP dedicates the goal to his darling Mukina.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspurs Vs Manchester United On (1 - 1) On 20th January 2013 by anitank(f): 5:21pm On Jan 20, 2013

[quote author=Red-Light]somebody please break persie leg now angry

[/quote]If I hear angry

TV/Movies › Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by anitank(op): 5:17pm On Jan 20, 2013

dammytosh: Or dream inside dream. The woman dreamt that she dreamt that they poisoned her food in a dream while sleeping in a dream.

TV/Movies › Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by anitank(op): 5:03pm On Jan 20, 2013

[quote author=head_to_to]Lies. All liers go to hell fire.[/quote]Its very true. Back in school my friend loved buying home movies becos we didn't have DSTV. We literally sit in front of the TV for 20minutes watching just adverts, then the main movie would play for about 15mins and that part is over

TV/Movies › Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by anitank(op): 4:50pm On Jan 20, 2013

doyinmolah: Only in nigerian movies(yoruba village plays) that they point their guns(shakabular) on the floor and it kills two people at once.

LMAO!!

TV/Movies › Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by anitank(op): 4:19pm On Jan 20, 2013

crackhaus: hahahahahaha.... this is all so true but if I may ask, why is it that your kind (ladies) still can't do without nollywood films una too like am abeg.

Yes oo! I do home movies each time I need some humor. I don't really watch the movie, I just look out for those silly mistakes that make me laugh hysterically grin