₦airaland Forum

njuwo:
A GIRL'S FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES:-
"Wow I just found the love of my life...Nothing
will ever stop me from loving my man♥."
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,14 DAYS LATER:-
"Never make sum1 a priority when u're just
an option to
them..!"
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2 DAYS LATER:-
"I HATE love so much!"
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3 DAYS LATER.
"I'm happy to remain single and I will never
fall in love
again."
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5 DAYS LATER:-
"I'm looking for a man to love and treat me
right."
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15 DAYS LATER:-
"When u deeply fall in love with a right
person, u realise
why it didn't work with anybody else but him.
I love my guy so much....mmmuaaa h. "
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8 DAYS LATER:-
"smh..!! All men are the same!!!!!"

djojo:
This is true and most Nigerians only seat by the corner of their room with their phones and type rubbish without confirming things said by Govt but will easily antagonize govt.

As for my area we got the light since Monday and they have not off it since then just this morning they took it off and in 10mins they brought it back.

Agugbadin:
The reason why they will never be allowed to rule this country, they will empty the treasures of this country and use the money to buy make up

delugajackson:
Shameless kleptomaniac. Can't keep her sticky fingers to herself. A cursory check on her genealogy would reveal that she's a direct descendant of Anini.

Take this one home and in the morning you will wake up to find that she has stolen your T.V, smartphone, wrist-watch, wallet, garri, pot of soup, your dinning table, including your fridge and all it's contents. You might even find your whole house empty. Men really need to be careful, it's not every lady you take home. You might end up carrying a klepto, a psycho or a marine spirit disguising as olosho. Shine your eyes.

Larryfest:
This one na professional thief...

UrbanExotica:
brokeasses like you shouldn't have an opinion.

njuwo:
Akpos and his best friend Ofego sat in the
exam hall to write their final year exam.
Ofego had studied very well for the paper
while Akpos had not.
This is what went on between them in the
exam hall.
INVIGILATOR: 10 minutes to Stop work.
AKPOS: Ofego are you done with the theory?.
Ofego: Yes but am now doing the objectives.
AKPOS: Ok then pass the theory to me for me
to copy cos i have not done anything.
Ofego: is that so? Ok take it and copy cos time
is not on our side.
AKPOS: Thanks!
INVIGILATOR: Get ready to stop work......
Ofego: Hey Akpos give me my paper.
AKPOS: Oh Ofego i couldn't do it o...it was
too many, so i cancelled ur name and wrote
my name there.
Ofego: What!!!
INVIGILATOR: Stop work!!!

njuwo:
DIFFERENCE BTW A FOREIGN ADVICE AND A
NIGERIA ADVICE !
Hello, my name is Sandra Stone, I'm from Uk, i
love my husband so much and i do anything
to please
him on bed.. i even suck his dick too but he
has refused to suck mine.. pls advice me how
to tell him to go down on me cos i really want
my pussy juice sucked.
Comments
* James silva : I think u need to talk to him,
marriage is communication.
* Sarah water : Oh my dear,sorry abt that.. ve
bin in ur shoes before .. i told him right away
when we were aving sex and he is an expert
in it
* Micheal paper : I get downwt my wife, its
cool i love doing it.. u shud talk to ur husband.
NIGERIAN PAGE !
My name is Aminat, i stay in Abuja, married
wta kid, my husband have refused to suck my
p***y,
what shud i do.. No insults abeg
COMMENTS
* Dayo muyiwa : Fool, sex na food?
* Nkiru joy : Yu are a disgrace to
womanhood..sham e on u
* Idris kunle : Any news abt Assu strike?
* Toheeb sule : If u want i can suck for u call
my no 0708312455
* Funmi Leye: I no blame u at all better go
findsomtn do wt ur life, suck koor, soakaway
nii
* Richard oke : Abeg who get bb charger
* Amaka Achebe : U r a prostitute, u need
deliverance!

Davash222:
Congratulations bro, your stupidity no get rival. You tore your money That’s the peak of stupidity.

agaliboy:
Anty Uriel, abeg get small shame na. Must you trend at all cost?. Which one is 3 years no sex?. Werey lasan lasan

manlawal:
Why did she record herself seeking for assistance, and may I ask you what did she want them to do for her, she wanted to make jest of the girl but God turn it around , thunder fire her anywhere she dey

princfred:
You for just call him akpa something or akpa ihe ojuo we for still understand.

manlawal:
Remember her for what , let her Fvck the hell off, who is she na jealousy go kill her there

EzeFund:
They have started again
Where's mr spellz?
Where's the breadseller?
This one too will go into oblivion in 4 months time

ReneeNuttall:
They should also change the name of the school. Those in Benin will understand the meaning of EBOH.Meanwhile na now day break for Delta government to renovate the school mtcheeew!

Nwaikuku2:
Glory be to Jesus! I believe one day the heart shekau and other islamic terrorist in this country will turn to JESUS because He is only the way, the truth and the life (JN 14:6)

grayht:
House of legislative

grayht:

If she do mistake raise that leg up whilst coming down the pulpit, her federal government will be exposed

LiveByNight:
Is your life that meaningless and.empty that you need likes on a cheap forum so badly ?
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BRASH:
I have not seen the video yet. Pls did she show her booby and puna ? Was d puna shaved? How big or small are her booby? Does she have a banging body? Can the video help the vaseline crew in time of need? Is it worth if i go in search of the video?

AbaLion:
So, Nnamdi kanu is a god mother?..
A man who dictates voting participation, drives huge followership and worshippers, creates fears and intimidation among SE political elites and across igboland, who people takes a bullet for.



-Lion

cr7lomo:
Look at messi fans...them know say the only way their dwarf fit shine na if Ronaldo go suspension ...if Ronaldo dint miss the first 2games...I'm for don de 9-10 goals nw

Modified

Y is it that messi fans start to masturbate , the moment they hear ronaldos name...all u quoting me are all foolish... What's my business with messi getting injured... What has messi missing games gats to do with ronaldo scoring more if he wasn't suspended...ok.... When last did messi win golden boot in the CL?? Ronaldo has won it for the past 6 consecutive years... Whr was ur messi when ronaldo was on 2goals heading to the quarter finals while messi was on 11 goals but still ended up loosing the golden boot to Ronaldo that same season...u guys are just bloody wankers

davidodiba:
Ronaldo can never be My Messi....

Always proud ..

Oh...Messi is d greatest of all time

JasonScoolari:
Thankfully, you're irrelevant in the selection process.

Just keep quiet and watch.

DavidEsq:
Bros, my head don dey pain me for this ur English. Abeg hep ur boy with small panadol.

DavidEsq:
Nextdoor media no dey work abi? Unless u mean that social media twists up ppl's sense of duty.

JoanHicks:
It's good they're helping the little girl, God has remembered her and her family



But I was so surprised everyone suddenly want to help the little girl, they pass through the road everyday they see little children hawking why didn't they identify with those ones, everyone is doing eye device here they should all check their neighborhood many kids are still in this girl condition too they should start from there.



The way everyone is identifying with this girl now if everyone identify with other kids I think we will make an impact

iammo:
But that's a scar of already healed cranium surgery wounds perhaps seeing him without the ussual northern cap caused the panic

.As for people bashing him for owning a bike
For crying out loud his dad was a General who got fat checks of allowance. Salary and gratuity

His dad was federal minister of oil and gas under Gen Obasanjo , with access to several benefits like estacodes allowances and bonuses

Again his Dad was a former head of state with life time severance package of atleast $200000 yearly (according to dasuki ) and 4 choice SUVs every 5years

Aisha is from Halilu family that boast of 2 northern business tycoons and billionare and a granddad the first minister of defense and the Creator of Nigerian own military.


His Dad's associates are big men like tinubu and issa funtua

So if buhari chooses a modest lifestyle because of his poor background yussuf shouldn't be castigated for that

Paramount01:
If you have brain you will clearly know that is only a democratic president that call allow this, but some wailers will still be crying that that the election was rigged,. Let be truth be told was presidential election rigged in your area? For. My area, here in sokoto we solidly voted for buhari.