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kramer:
I was going to pour more pepper until I saw you already apologized. I recommend you modify your comment before you someone pounces on your head

asslicking not gud for d health

Eteka1:
What happens when it starts raining � �

���...story for another day ...she fit get big umbrellas..

This not a Man but a Boy

Polynek:
Is He greater than Pablo Escobar?

escobar still remain the king

Bahamas95:
Ants don't bother me that much. I can manage to stay in a room with ants but not the other five I listed.


The smell of cockroach in a room for instance can wake me up from sleep.

yeah..we gona live with..to avoid all this na to clean d pace clean all good

Bahamas95:
No wonder you hear stories of snakes in cars, that's what is attracting them......Creatures I hate most in my life.


1. Snakes ( Infact all reptiles)

2. Cockroaches

3. Rats

4. Mosquitoes

5. Flies

Ant nkor

Guys make we no lie,of na 9ja do this now.am very sure this same people that commend them will insult them

ivolt:
Fake news.
CCTV or not, there is no evidence of rape and the man was never going to any jail.
Rape is one of the most difficult case to prosecute and the victim's word is never enough for conviction.


This is the man's convoluted story:

He was was moving around a house that is not his own and opening random room doors.
What kind of a guest does that ?

Then when he got to a particular door, a giant predator lady was hiding and could recognize him
in the dark. She came out of nowhere and shoved a fully grown man inside against his wish with
her massively built muscle, slammed the door and held him hostage.
When our victim escaped with his life, the nameless lady friends were waiting outside for him.
And the story ends with a bang, arrest her!
Even a child would do better at inventing stories.

Here is a more believable fiction a more intelligent writer would have come up with:
The man and the girl agreed to engage in illicit affair right in a house that isn't theirs.
When they got into a room, the man didn't like what he saw and decide to quit which got the woman
angry and she alleged assault to get back at him.

Oshe forensic analyst

Op,na u b that and for the record. that not an alligator but a monitor lizard...Well done for ur meats..�

Blessing185:
Holy gram
This ain't alligator
This is monitor lizard
Wtf man..

lolz the abaya say no alligator....

TimeTraveller:
Didn't we hear Kanu's broadcast during EndSars? Where is the lie? Didn't he order the destruction of Lagos and specifically said they must not touch Enugu?

The audio is out there for all to hear.

Aswear, if IPOB and their sympathizers had their way, they would have burnt Lagos flat. The hatred for the city and her people are palpable.

I said what I said.

with due respect u are fool...This is what we call divide and rule tactic..
Ibos and Yoros are the cause all this...

Antoeni:
Robbers enter a house, asks for all the money and valuables.

After they collect what they can, they give the man of the house a gun with instructions to shoot his wife or else he be shot himself.

The man gets the gun, points it at his wife and hesitates.

He is thinking of what he has gone through in life with his wife and how she has suffered and sacrificed for him.
He hands back the gun and says, “I am sorry I can’t do this…

“The boss of the robbers silently grabs the gun from him and passes it on to the wife with the same instruction.

The wife gets the gun and without any single hesitation points to her husband’s head and pulls the trigger.

But at last, the gun had no bullets in it. The robbers get their gun
and walk out of the house laughing.

QUESTIONS FOR DISCUSSION

1. If you were the man in that house how would you react towards your
wife?

2. If you were the wife, what explanation can you give to your
husband!

3. If you were invited to bring peace between this couples, what advice
would you give?

a very deep quote...indeed a strong parable

sammirano3:
Another foolish bloodly illitrate. You are like a cancer to any woman.

like I said,u are a foolish idiot..And u will always be

sammirano3:
Op. Whether you like it or not the family's decision is final. I stand by such decision. Why would i strife to make my daughter well read for her to settle with one pot belly ssce holder who thinks cause he understands and speak English is enough. Money is inconsequential in this instance. Frankly, you are like a liability to the young woman. Worse off you are unwilling to work for what you want.

with due respect,u are very stupid...a stupid fool

Hello nairalanders ladies...pls I nid ur help...can any one lend me 20k...am broke and down...nid ur assistances..won't mind even if u want to Bleep me b4 giving me money or coming to my aid...pls help a brother...thank and God bless u...

otokx:
Which church does Maxwell Odum attend?

christ Embassy

NaijaSatanist:
So you are not a Satanist? You don't know what you are missing o..


Satan will make you rich, Satan will keep you happy.


Accept Satan into your heart and be free

lolz...this is the new trend nw...every man wan make name for himself...every malam with him kettle

I've always b lucky about phones..all my brand are samsung..from samsung galaxy tab 2 to samsung galaxy 2014 edition note to samsung galaxy prime plus to samsung galaxy a12...my last phone which was grand prim plus was stolen last month,and I used it for 4yrs no issue b4 finally go for a12..mehn..na techno push me go samsung...

JimiJunji:
Why not agriculture, instead of building weapons of war why don't you build tools for growth.

na him dream b dat..y he build his,u also build for afgriculture

tnerro1:
You bleep my brother, I kee you. Then we both sit down over bottles of beer to discuss how useless you were

yeah gud for u...and u think her family will let u live...u will b in prison and sentence to her death...ur brother is d winner...ba for prison u go drink d beer...May d this scenario not play on in ur life.....pls nairalanders,person kill him father,the him brother kill am...make una judge the matter...

Pacific realm
Vs
Coming to America
Chose ur goat wisely

Tpave:
Her car broke down and couldn't start that morning according to her and I travelled.
It was a big mistake on her side for taking such decision.
That's not the issue now, I just asked if there could be a way to recover it?

OK...now I get ur point...she would have hire bolt or user...anyway d deed is done...just report to police station,they will help u track d phone but just know u are dealing with the typical naija police..just hold ur raba

Blamziefarmz:
iPhone 11 but she Dey enter bus at 6am go work . Misplaced priority

..mehn d tin weak me...u just spoke my mind

GreenFarmsNG:
Question is who ordained him for ministry and when and where was he ordained?

he was ordain by Ronaldbecky Anndrew

Amotolongbo:
Please who ordained Elijah for ministry?
Where and when is he ordained?

No mind that ode

odogwunaija:
I met this young Irish girl in the pub in Manchester, we just got along pretty well and exchanged contacts. The following week, I asked her to come over for a hangout. As we were chatting and having fun, from nowhere this girl asked me "is it true that black guys have big dick"? I was like " well, it's not scientifically proven but I don't have small dick either". This girl asked if I mind showing her my dick, I must have done a million backflips in my mind. Off we drove to her house. As I off my trousers and brief, the girl looked at my prick, smiled, touched/massaged it and was like "fair enough, the rumours are true. U can dress up now. U care for a drink "?. I was like "really.... u don't wanna feel it inside of u?.
Long story short, this girl no gree me do anything oo. I felt so foolish and used. If I hear say I meet am again

Lolz....na europe u dey nah...
naija girl no go fit do that kind thing

Downey:
Zlatan Ibrahimovic : "[laughs].... Whaat?.. Leo is quietly alone on top. I don't think he deserves a friend up there that will use his name to be relevant to the world, so that people will think Messi is equal with him ."

"Leo does not talk about being with anyone at the top, because he knows he is alone. Some seem to be desperate to be on Messi's class, they can even go to Messi's Palace with their Sisters to talk on their behalf to be equal , still they're going to be Messi's Servants not kings ."

" No player comes on top of him in this active generation. I blame Kroos, Modric, Bale and the rest for spoon feeding hungry multi nutrition adults, look now they are forgotten for all the food they gave to him, he is now fat, well fed running around claiming he fed himself to be fat."

" But now he joined a very stingy family that does not feed anyone, one must hustle for himself to see if indeed the food He came with to this family from Madrid was indeed bought by him, but until now the truth is getting plain that the food was actually hustled by Manchester united hard workers and Real Madrid hard workers to feed a lazy Son and the world was deceived thinking all the grain was harvest by him."

" Now here in Italy they want him to bring the harvest he once had in Manchester and Madrid, but he can't even bring one. Always angry at his teammates because they don't give him free food. "

" Welcome to Italy where everyone hustles to be what he claims he is. No one works for anyone. Only god who survives here, because he works for his people, he does not wait for his people to work for him and claim that he is on top. Be on top with your own works. My Ajax, my Porto and my Lyon god is blessing you for bringing the truth out to public "

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lolz waitin Cr7 do you...u got no joy

Shellsploit:
Allah Akbar!

BOOM

perkyB:
go and read your bible

Lolz..funny but true

Skyfornia:
This piece is emotional...OP I feel your pain, I'll feel worse if I were in your position. But I have to save my marriage...don't stretch this anymore since your wife has shown remorse. Her actions might be influenced by her family and she thought she was doing right...forgive her and try to forget it

Going forward, sit with her and factorize what each of you should be spending at home. It can be 70-30 ratio or 60-40 ratio, with you taking care of the lion share...you are the man of the house and It is your duty as a man to protect your family from any force..even if the force is coming from your wife. Don't allow it tear your family.

I wish you luck!

Op,pls take this advice

inumidun2010:
I never see any Arsenal player Wey sabi head ball pass NICKLASS BENDTNER...

that guy bad...what didier drogba of chelsea

immhotep:
Summary: Igbo amaka

lolz..benin amaka