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ALLU:
nna eh... sometimes y'all piss me off. Start learning until you hit a roadblock, BEFORE asking for help. What exactly is your question? eh?

brother, take it easy on me Naa
all I need is somebody who is on this same path that I can share ideas with... I guess you're good at ladder logic! how did you learn it?

engineerjimmy:
I know G&M code for CNC operations,Ladder logic programming for Siemens PLC,Scada,DeltaIV,Try to also learn design softwares like TurboCAD,PDMS etc Hands on experience is also important,you must be able perform O&M on systems like Gas Turbines(GT),Compressors,Pumps etc
I graduated from FUTA,its awesome to see a fellow Mechanical Engineer having interest in this,keep it up,Goodluck.

wow, thanks a lot senior colleague! I'm so excited about your reply...this is a branch of engineering that hasn't been flooded by people, so I'm excited about the future! please, how/where did you learn all those stuffs? can you suggest any material or school where I can get quality technical skills? i don't even have a personal computer, i just make use of PDF files and my jotter to learn the ladder logic coz i don't want excuses for failure. I'm thinking of attending INSTITUTE FOR INDUSTRIAL TECHNOLOGY, Lagos after nysc. your thoughts please...

also if you don't mind, can you please tell me where you work, I need some encouragement!

Who says the bible isn't God's word?!

Proverbs 14:15-16
√A fool will believe anything. But a careful man will think before he does anything.
√A wise man is careful to stay out of trouble. But a silly man is careless and he does things too quickly''


I just ''stumbled'' on that while studying my bible, truly God's word is true, complete, and
it delivers...see how I've been delivered from being a victim of April Fool today and
forever....lol

I think my message for today is for us to make God's word our companion!

# RecieveWisdom
# happyNewMonth
# April1

hi technolanders or engine-landers ... I just finished with my HND mechanical engineering and presently awaiting nysc. I'll later continue my studies in mechatronics after swervice. I've been researching on mechatronics since 2013 and I've seen that I'll need to be good at programming as well, so I've decided to learn Ladder Logic, G&M code, C++ and python. I intend learning all these before I finish my service. I did a lot of ''GM code'' in school, so all I need is practise. I'm currently learning ladder logic, so I'll welcome anyone who's good at it for some help.
also, I know of schools in Nigeria that offer mechatronics as a course, but I don't know if any of them admit students into the program via direct entry. I graduated with upper credit (HND) mechanical engineering (manufacturing option). kindly help a brother.
thank youuu

how much does this company pay its engineers?

englishmart:
kai, this is a very touching Chinese story of how a man seized a gun from a police officer and killed the police man.
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I felt like crying when i read this 㙣搻獩汰祡戺潬正潭 from the story
: 汦睯攺

you no well o

i start to imagine what a normal human being would ever need 13 Billion British Pounds
that’s 27 trillions of Naira for in this limited world, which if divided according to the
equivocal population of Nigerians 170,000,000 people each person will get
over N158 millions. I wonder if former President GEJ could imagine that only one out of his
ex-Ministers could steal such a stupendous amount under his administration without his
knowledge.
Wonders shall never end! In reference to the CNN report that the former Minister has made
a refund of $90B already, how much is Dangote worth? As at today Dangote is worth
$14.7B and the 67th in the world while Bill Gates was the 2nd with $ 79.2 on the Forbes
list.
Diezani is simply a wonder. Old pensioners are dying of hunger daily, Insurgency is
consuming lives of innocent Nigerians, workers are no longer getting their salaries as at
when due, Government can no longer build infrastructures, road all over the country are in
complete bad shape and only one woman got away with this kind of money.
Nigeria is a wonder, while Diezani is a SHAME to PDP government. I am afraid of women in
Government, what about you?

why wassnt iwobi started

Nicepoker:
back from sabbatical leave. If u were responsible oya take ur gift.

lol just forgive the person and move on...

I know of somebody who was her teacher in secondary school... he say the girl spoil no be small..

also, a fake police wouldn't understand police alphabets and other codes or slangs.

we once had a woman as our neighbour who was pretending to be a police, my mum who is a police asked her one day ''have you seen alpha papa'' she meant to ask if she had seen salary alert. but the woman was so dumbfounded, that was when we knew the truth. she was actually a court attendant.

funny topic make una allow me go church naa

blood of Jesus!

Kenai:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/3524059_index_jpeg7a22bf66580ddb64c14e9a6d0970044a

Amaechi: *counting with fingers* These are the number of votes APC got in my polling unit...

Kwankwaso: Ehen?

Amaechi: ...Ten

Kwankwaso: You mean 10 LGAs?

Amaechi: No. Ten.

Kwankwaso: Ohhh, Ten wards? Cheer up. Sometimes, minor disappointments can---

Amaechi: *cuts in* No, I mean ten.

Kwankwaso: Oooh, I get. You mean you scored 10 times more votes than PDP, right?

Amaechi: No. As in... Ten.

Kwankwaso: Damn! Anyways, Wike is the governor, so PDP taking first place isn't out of the ordinary. Atleast, we still finished 2nd place at your polling unit, so I guess it isn't all that bad.

Amaechi: Actually, we finished 3rd...

Kwankwaso: So, who finished 2nd?

Amaechi: There were 26 voided votes, so "Invalid" came 2nd.

Kwankwaso: BLOOD OF GOD!!!

you wucked

feldido:
Do you know Esau lost the privilege of being an ancestor of Jesus cos of that act? Now playing with Bible accounts like that shows we don't appreciate sacred things because Esau knew very well what lies ahead being the first son of Isaac, Abrahams Son who through him the world will bless themselves, but he instead threw it away for a mere pot of Stew.

Jehovah witness, gerarahia

''the letter killeth...''

answer this question correctly if you want to be a millionaire...

which of these is a nairaland mod?
a) lackadaisical
b) lalascticlala
c) lacasera

b

Octobertwentysix:
favourite cartoon
sponge Bob Squarepants.
Sofia the first
Frozen
Favourite characters
squidward and spongebob
fee and foo in( Harvey beaks)
Sofia.

a Nickelodeon fan spotted!
I watch Harvey beaks just bcoz of my kid sisters...it looks like a girly cartoon and I don't like the graphics either...I like squidward though

Teespice:
tom and jerry.

lol
who on earth isn't gonna love tom and jerry?! but unfortunately, there aren't new episodes anymore.
I guess you haven't been watching any one recently

Angelberry:
This is family section.. we talking real issues and you're talking cartoon

abeegi!
we ease ourselves by watching cartoons, so its a big deal to us...
better stat having some interest in it, coz it has a role to play in the development of your kids!

Angelberry:
To the kids section pls!

says the lady who could never do without dolls

Back in the days, my favourite cartoon show used to be JUSTICE LEAGUE, while my favourite character was Superman. I so much liked superman that I prayed in church that God should give me power like Superman's lol... but since we don't see superman anymore, I've gotten another favorites!
I love being to laugh...at least that's the purpose of most cartoons. aside avatar, the rest of my choices are really funny!

MY TOP THREE CARTOON SHOWS ARE;
#KungFu Panda
#Penguins of Madagascar
#Avatar

MY TOP THREE CARTOON CHARACTERS ARE;
#Po (kungFu panda)
#King Julian (penguins of Madagascar)
#Patrick (spongbob)

lemme add that I hate seeing anything winx club and Barbie
what are your favourites?!

omoyemirally:
during my university days,there was dis lagos boy dat speaks english fluently. Wenever a lecturer asks question,he wud be d first person to stand up and be blowing yeye grammar.dat was wen we were in 100L. So fast forward to first semester 200L. Lecturer wud ask question but dis guy will not answer. So everyone became so inquisitive. Den we asked a very close friend of his why d guy had stopped talking in class. Den d friend told us d guy's carry over has no limit. Den dia is dis dimeji guy who wud never talk in class cos he cudnt speak fluent english. Wenever we av presentations,it was alwz a tug of war for him. Do u knw Dimeji graduated with a very strong 2.1? And d grammarian Ife graduated with 3rd class. D fact dat one cannot speak fluent english does not make unqualified. Go speak to Doctors,most of dem cannot speak fluent english

Grammarian ends up being a successful OAP and 2.1 guy goes about with his certificates.... grammar Na skill o!

that he went to a UNIVERSITY

hexy40:
start your own zoo, you can start by buying Rats and cocroaches, then Goats, with time you can raise enogh money to buy wild animals like bush rat etc. I hope this is helpful

you wicked o

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0955eb027:
Mine is so so grave to the extent that i don't know the way forward anymore. The major problem is that i have never done anything to make money with the exception of working as an ad-hoc staff for INEC in my service year.
I have been over reliant on ma parents d whole of ma life, having brainwashed myself with the idea that it was not yet time for me to start hustling; so bad that i cant even boast of a vocational skill.
I hold a masters degree (mathematics) and i have got nothing to show for it. Sitting at home all day or going in search of jobs without a positive result s fvcking terrifying.
I really need to do something (anything legal), no matter how small. Just need to learn how to survive. Need advice on how to embark on something that will bring about a positive change. Help a brother out. Thanks ya'll


Wouldn't mind if anyone can get me a job.

what did you study?

sorry to say o...this problem is much with bsc students! as I have noticed. coz most polytechnic students who did siwes and IT have enough experience to start something on their own. many even return for HND ad working class already. they have also experienced the real world during IT, hence they have better plannings for their lives.
as for me, I've promised myself not to return home after nysc!

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this bloody man should go!
and i don't want a northerner either! they'll bring all their kinsmen up with them...
my mum carried one rank for 10 years when those people were ruling!