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Education › Re: Am I Too Old To Further My Education? by anochuko01(m): 10:44am On Apr 25, 2019
That was how a foolish 23 OND girl refused to come back for hnd, saying she's getting old and want to get married...

bro, go for DE and then masters.
But make sure you're not just all about book when you return to school. Keep in touch with the real world and woqk if you can...coz at the end its about what you can do. Certificate is gold ONLY when there are great skills to back it up
Celebrities › Re: "My Skin Glows Without Stretch Mark" - Toyin Lawani Goes Half Nude by anochuko01(m): 10:36am On Apr 25, 2019
I'm disappointed at technology. Why isnt there yet an app that can be used to remove that towel....
Celebrities › Re: Akpororo's Wife, Josephine Ijeoma Onuabughuchi And Her Kids In New Photos by anochuko01(m): 8:27pm On Apr 24, 2019
Thank God the blackboard wasnt there to spoil the photo...
Celebrities › Re: Stella Damasus Celebrates 41st Birthday With Lovely Pictures by anochuko01(m): 12:16pm On Apr 24, 2019
JI
Sports › Re: Manchester Derby: Guardiola Doesn't Like Solskjaer's Comments About Kicking by anochuko01(m): 11:34am On Apr 24, 2019
sammhi:
The quality of the coaches in EPL has made the league more competitive than ever . Imagine Leicester wining EPL with just 81points . That shows the teams were mediocre. It's like coming first in class with 60-65% . City won with 100points last season . Even Serie A , Napoli with 93 points last season didn't win the title .
Arsenal won the EPL with 75 points . That's height of mediocre teams . It gives you false feeling of being good not knowing the teams are below average and the reason EPL trans don't win the UCl .they were not good enough.
A very good team should have atleast 90 points or above to win the EPL . 90 points is 80% . Anything less shows the teams are mediocre.
i agree with this except for the use of the word mediocre. the top 6 now have better managers, yeah. what would happen if the rest get quality managers too? we'll end up having teams winning with lesser points again which wouldnt be mediocre.
Sports › Re: Manchester Derby: Guardiola Doesn't Like Solskjaer's Comments About Kicking by anochuko01(m): 11:25am On Apr 24, 2019
Emily22:
No,not the tightest,it was the one aguero scored a late stunner...while man United was waiting to celebrate...
that could be termed the most DRAMATIC but maybe not competitive.
this could also end up like that...
consider the number of points theyve both gathered...especially the 2nd place team and also see the race for top 4.

Imagine having 90 points and still not winning the league
Romance › Re: https://www.nairaland.com/cartalk by anochuko01(m): 8:42am On Apr 24, 2019
This is what happens when you think with ur penisula



Well...



I pray she tells her bf and he breaks ur head.
Romance › Re: It’s Official No Marriage For Me by anochuko01(m): 8:38am On Apr 24, 2019
Once i hear that youre engaged, in a relationship or married...the my communication with you is close to zero
Romance › Re: I Asked My Bestie This Question And She Said... by anochuko01(m): 6:53am On Apr 24, 2019
run at 446km/hr speed...
Politics › Re: I KNOW I WILL ONE DAY BECOME OBI OF ONITSHA - Obasanjo brags by anochuko01(m): 6:50am On Apr 24, 2019
Not bad...
Our decendants would most likely change settlements and all
Celebrities › Re: Cee-c’s Look To Bambam’s Lingerie 30th Birthday Party by anochuko01(m): 6:43am On Apr 24, 2019
Did guys also come in lingerinehuh
Celebrities › Re: People Are Funny By Asking For A Comedian Can Be President In Nigeria - Alibaba by anochuko01(m): 6:33am On Apr 24, 2019
only when our votes start to count
Education › Re: Lagos Polytechnic Lecturer Marks Everyone Absent For Missing Class After Easter by anochuko01(m): 6:32am On Apr 24, 2019
WEREY

Dont be surprised the man possibly took this picture before 7am
Politics › Re: Lagos Policemen Lament Non-payment Of Election Duty Allowances by anochuko01(m): 6:24am On Apr 24, 2019
And the newly promoted senior officers have been told to pay money to write exam for the confirmation of their rank...thats after slashing over 50k from their allowance and salary...
Education › Re: N5Bn Covenant University Research Center In Pictures by anochuko01(m): 5:22pm On Apr 23, 2019
haaryobhami:
i use to beef this man b4 but not any more.
i wish he can run for presidency ill campaign for him even if i no dy naija again then
i used to also until january 2013...
Christianity Etc › Re: COZA Celebrates Easter With "Jesus Paid It All" Event!!! by anochuko01(m): 11:05am On Apr 23, 2019
JI
Romance › Re: Wedding Guest Slammed For "Dancing Too Much" by anochuko01(m): 10:55am On Apr 23, 2019
lilianofentse:
If this makes Frontpage I'll give every guy on this thread a BJ. Quote me
Modified : fxxk
grin
Celebrities › Re: Lady Begged Davido For Infinix Phone On Twitter, She Got It by anochuko01(m): 10:48am On Apr 23, 2019
Just like that?

Let a guy try this and see what the resp6nse would be
Culture › Re: Ooni Ogunwusi: Igbos Are From Ile-Ife - Ohanaeze Kicks by anochuko01(m): 10:41am On Apr 23, 2019
Ooni must be on some expensive weed...royal weed

And after writing all these, man would still go to church lol
Sports › Re: Chelsea Coach, Sarri Sent Off, Higuain Furious In Ugly Scenes Yesterday (Photos) by anochuko01(m): 6:54am On Apr 23, 2019
SARRI BALL, SORRY CLUB
Romance › Re: Help Teenage Girls No Dey Let Me Rest.... by anochuko01(m): 9:46pm On Apr 22, 2019
i had a girl who was fond of rubbing her hands on my body whenever she came to visit us...well, at some point i would keep belt, wire or hanger beside me whenever she visited. i dey always beat am commot like play....
Celebrities › Re: Facebook Slay Queen Shares Hot Sultry Pictures by anochuko01(m): 9:31pm On Apr 22, 2019
I almost threw up sha...

This is what happens when you copy and paste a headline without knowing the meaning.


If this thing makes fp by mistake...i swear, somebody would into depression
Education › Re: Who Has Seen This Before? by anochuko01(m): 9:27pm On Apr 22, 2019
Its called zenake...short form of zebra snake...
i'm only 0.01% sure of this...
Romance › Re: Look At What This Guy Sent To Her Girlfriend After She Cheated On Him(photo) by anochuko01(m): 9:05pm On Apr 22, 2019
Anyone who can lie and decieve a loved one, especially for a mundane stuff like dinner party is capable of doing anything...


Must she post the guy's picture too? Forget the whole begging, its because she was caught red handed. She knew exactly what she was doing.
Romance › Re: Why Are Younger Ladies Marrying Old Men? by anochuko01(m): 3:02pm On Apr 22, 2019
same reason why water is wet
Romance › Re: Benue University Student Dies After Marathon Sex With Girlfriend. Photo by anochuko01(m): 3:00pm On Apr 22, 2019
JI
Politics › Re: How Comments In Washington DC Caused Fuel Queues In Nigeria by anochuko01(m): 2:55pm On Apr 22, 2019
JI
Sports › Re: Olga Allegra Celebrates Mikel Obi On His 32nd Birthday by anochuko01(m): 2:21pm On Apr 22, 2019
samuelmusa:
grin grin grin
the man uses hose to pass his juice into the wife....
I can't think of another way they'll do it!

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