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Oh fvck it! i'm off to twitter!

but before i go,

beyonce = girlfriend material

chioma jesus = wife material

Biglittlelois:
Lol this is nice.

lol na so e dey do my heart. thanks hey

XingXhang:
You wantu kee someone's daughter

If love kills then she should be ready to die every single day

sarrki:
Sire with due respect

You are part of them sir

hahaha...most stupid thing i've heard in a long time.

Yeah, countless times....and its always because of the height.
Agali

XhosaNostra:
I won't lie, some comparisons have offended & infuriated me, like when someone said I look like a younger Lauryn Hill. LMAO. I have nothing against her. I think she's pretty, I just don't think we look anything alike.

Most times I get told I look like these two though.

wow! You look so much like the first one!

The second to the last pic...
The woman's battery got to 105%

Its about compatibility...

i'm an introvert and i love giving people opportunity to express their thought, feeling and take decisions. I sacrifise a lot for people

And thats why i cant be with a lady that would want to take advantage of that.

...if you pass your boundary and make me talk, hmmn. I dont raise my voice but it can pierce your marrow.

Future wife, where on earth are you?! How long must one spend to find you? Its been 7 years of waiting and you're yet to turn up. Abeg do quick show, all my affection and care are building up, waiting to explode on you!!

Sango agents... see that guy with casket like undertaker

poseidon12:
Yeah right. Higher standards my foot. The thing is that most Nigerians and Nigerian institutions are generally very closed minded. They rarely look at the big picture. That is why we usually end up with square pegs in round holes.

i was being sacarstic oga.
nothing wey no fit happen. no school fit take in all applicants. its worse in public schools...

pyrex23 and tohyorsih2, both of you can just get down in a nearby toilet instead of acting like billy and ewe publicly...

Lordvaryx:
It's just difficult to make love to a pregnant wife.


She looks irritating to me.

just off light, flip her around and enter from backyard.


Sh!t, Somebody just hacked my account!

And so

Lets just say CU has higher standards, abi?

miraclear:
You are wrong.22 million dollars equal to 7.9 trillion naira that is nigeria budget for a fiscal year period.Google is yuor friend if in doubt.

no vex. didnt know we are that fvcked up

Its good youre taking responsibility and not blaming the school

egojiokwu:
What happened to your original father?

are you the governor's PA?

paadee:
A typical blackman no dey like to read.

who she epp? i go kuku read better thing

Security Budget for the whole nigerians

FACEBOOK FREEMODE. wetin una expect? they should ban internet around yaba left

And na so the thing go just short anyhow! Its not easy being a responsible man walahi

Another byegone. These people who just like being used as manure in foreign lands

If this makes sense to you after 30secs, then you dont have sense

Zombicmodz:
Boobs and aszz any day.

any day or everyday

I fit'nt read all these...

Yeah!
Remove money from many marriages and see them crash!
Add money to some crashed marriages and see them come alive!

Abeg, when is he adopting a firt male child Im up for grabs biko!

rottable:
Although i studied Education, I will never encourage my children to follow my path. the profession is the most poorly paid profession I know. Honestly, I regret studying Education.

I love your honesty!
However, you can still be wealthy as a teacher, only if one exposed, wise and is business oriented. It requires THINKING BEYOND COMMON SENSE.
I know a teacher who became a consultant, and now organises trips for school owners in dubai. He is also an author.

Its all in our mind, our thinking.

Delite01:
Oya na
Lol...

Lol...where have you been?!
i'll actually like to be a friend.
i'll send you a mail now, please do reply. much thanks

He don get another idea be that

Amuocha:
Useless job search engine...

If you have actually got a job through Jobberman click share.
If you have actually got a job via Nairaland click like.

jobberman, GNLD Headquarters.

Erection everywhere...even on this thread!

Poster above me is so short that her bum is touching my knees