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Foreign Affairs / Re: Pictures: The Disturbing Fascination Americans Have With Guns by anochuko01(m): 9:10pm On Jun 01, 2022
Tmberwolf1:

GBAM! That's why no one can invade America. Their citizens are armed to the teeth, and are ready to defend themselves... But unfortunately they are mad

Even without guns people dey mad normal grin
Politics / Re: Buhari Lists Characteristics Of APC Consensus Candidate by anochuko01(m): 3:33am On Jun 01, 2022
DitariDisciple2:
Its Jonathan with APC ticket and Atiku PDP.

Tinubu is not contesting.

With this arrangement, APC would be out of aso rock. And Obi would gather so much votes.
Romance / Re: Men With Good Intentions Are Boring-lady Opines by anochuko01(m): 7:03pm On May 31, 2022
Talk2nanro:
imagine this imbecilic Nigerian, a mistake for a human being calling me uncultured! Is there anything but foolishness and criminality in your diminutive brain, monkey ass dimwit.

Cry more dear kiss
Politics / Re: Presidential Primaries: APC May Adopt Consensus As Buhari, Governors Meet by anochuko01(m): 7:00pm On May 31, 2022
Built2last:
The North retains power unfortunately for all those southern players.

Question for all of your feeling cool that northerner won the PDP ticket.

Can we flip the coin for a second and use our tiniest brain


If a Southerner had done 8 years in office and political parties fielded another Southerner as party flag bearer, WILL THE NORTH not set Nigeria on Fire. It appears normal because it favours them now.

APC is planning to give their ticket to another Northerner. It appears Normal.


For a second, imagine Osinbajo doing 8 years as a president and ploting to hand over to an Igbo man or someone from Niger Delta.


Will Nigeria not be on fire by now.

The likes of hELL RUFAI would have gone to BBC Hausa to mobilise Northerners that the South is overriding them.

What you won't take from your neighbours, don't do it.

We all know the delay in APC Presidential primaries is that they want to have a consensus candidate and that candidate has to be a Northerner.

and don't come to preach competence to me cause the South is more competent if competence has a meaning in Nigeria


Shame on the likes of Reno Omokri, Orhi Uzo Kalu and FFK who were formerly proponents of fairness and equity now wanting power to remain in the North after 8 years for the sole purpose of selfish interest.

Orji uzo wants Lawan so he can be vice president, Reno wants Atiku so that he can end his political exile and return home with an appointment

FFK na anywhere belle face. I wont be surprised he might be decamping soon back to PDP.

APC wants power to remain in the North because Buhari feels North is more competent and gives them more chances of winning.

Shame and tueh on every southerner endorsing this charade that not a single Northerner will accept if its the south doing it.

You don't need all these story. If APC adopts a northerner, then expect everyone to vote for Obi. Then expect APCs and PDPs votes to be cut short up North.

APC wouldn't be that dumb.
Romance / Re: Being Too Independent Makes Men Run Away From Me by anochuko01(m): 3:44pm On May 30, 2022
This is a lie.

Except you don't have good characters to add to your independency.

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Romance / Re: Men With Good Intentions Are Boring-lady Opines by anochuko01(m): 12:12am On May 30, 2022
Talk2nanro:
Keep simping, body go tell you

Wouldn't I rather be a simp than to be an uncultured idiot like you? I've been exchanging replies with the other guy and neither of us has thrown an insult. But here you are proving to be an unfortunate soul.

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Romance / Re: Men With Good Intentions Are Boring-lady Opines by anochuko01(m): 7:50pm On May 29, 2022
DonroxyII:
I choose to follow her intent not her words:

So many people don't have the words to capture their intent making them to be misconstrued:

Wilding is true for Most Young Ones not just Young Girls until the Brain Knack for Wall then Cautions begins cool

You can't be sure about her "intent". Go through the thread on Twitter and see for yourself. Interestingly, I saw a similar thread on Twitter few minutes ago where a guy said "good girls are boring". These are just cases of young hot blooded people wanting to flex their youth.

The reason why I'm taking my time to say all these is to state that "having good intentions as a guy doesn't make you a simp".

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Romance / Re: Men With Good Intentions Are Boring-lady Opines by anochuko01(m): 5:34am On May 29, 2022
DonroxyII:
Most ladies don't like Simp: I think the Twitter Girl is referring to Simp(Beta) Dudes:

When she test Your Manliness, You have to show Her You are the Man: It gives them sense of Protections and Defences:

They like the Tough Dude but with Good Heart !

Funny thing is that she didn't mention simp. she mentioned it categorically that men with good intentions are boring but you've chosen to change the narrative.

It's very clear this particular girl just want to live a wild life, that's all. No commitments, just wilding and all. And that's true for most young girls, until they attain certain age.

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Romance / Re: I'm Addicted To Peeping At My Neigbhours unclothedness While They Are Bathing, Help! by anochuko01(m): 10:43pm On May 24, 2022
Ladymogana:
The fact that you've not been caught dosn't mean you won't get caught oneday. Imagine that feeling when an alarm is raised on your big head as a peeper, just pray nobody go catch you, if not na hell o.

Make una leave am... till he go spy on aboki wife
Romance / Re: I Would Have Lost My Girl Friend If Followed An Advice I Got Here. by anochuko01(m): 5:20pm On May 22, 2022
Lol

This still doesn't prove that you have sense. You've only taught her how to hide her games. There's a difference between love and commitment. She loves you, yeah. But is she committed to you?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Happened After I Lied On My CV by anochuko01(m): 11:22am On May 22, 2022
Add anything you can defend. That should be a common knowledge by now.

I learnt a skill last year and added it to my CV. I even made it look as if that was what I did as a full time job. Well, I tailored my CV and got a job two months ago.

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Family / Re: My Wife Doesn't Apologise For Anything.. I'm Tired by anochuko01(m): 1:26pm On May 21, 2022
Who don spoil don spoil.

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Travel / Re: A Passenger With No Flying Experience Landed A Plane At A Florida Airport by anochuko01(m): 7:58pm On May 16, 2022
Trr

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Romance / Re: Be Sincere. Why Are You Not In A Relationship? by anochuko01(m): 6:36am On May 09, 2022
Munzy14:

Interesting..How do we keep up with you on this one? cheesy

I no understand you boss
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Wants Part Of My Allowee by anochuko01(m): 7:10am On May 08, 2022
Heavensent01:




I served in one private sch at Akaboukwu community at the back of st Mary Nnewi



very simple, I don't buy food outside, I cooked my own food and mostly vegetables soup that I followed my landlady to get most times on her farm, I learnt how to eat vegetables soup in east, there was a time pepper was like Gold at nnewi market, I switched to egusi, the house I live was just 5mins walk to my PPA, my babe then don't disturb me for cash because I made her understand my plan. I never buy one single cloth throughout my stay despite I need it



NB: I never go to bank to withdraw my 19,800 except when our last born gained admission that I supported them with some cash at home, the money was exact 201k in my acct when I landed in Lagos



it wasn't easy but with determination and focus, strict savings is possible

That's very commendable.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Wants Part Of My Allowee by anochuko01(m): 6:36am On May 08, 2022
Heavensent01:
during my time na 19,800 and 4k from my ppa at Nnewi, despite the odds I came back home with 200k I swear




now it's 33k, no save dey give babe wey dey fúck another dick share of the little stipends that you should be strictly saving


any babe that's complaining of 3k u dey send will surely have or find another man wey go dey satisfy her greedy life



but where are you guys meeting these daughters of Jezebel?

You served at NAUTH?

Btw, how did you save up to that because 24k times 12 is 288k.
Romance / Re: Niaralanders please what do ladies really want? Please read my story by anochuko01(m): 6:28am On May 08, 2022
How old are you again?

Oga goan face your life and leave the girl alone.
Romance / Re: Be Sincere. Why Are You Not In A Relationship? by anochuko01(m): 4:33pm On May 07, 2022
I'm 29 and I've only been in a relationship for 6 months in the past 10 years.

Why have I been single all the while?
I wouldn't date just anybody. If I don't see you as one I can marry, then there's no point dating. So I'll rather stay single and face my life than go hunting girls.

Secondly, it takes me averagely a year to get along any girl I've ever asked out. And I've done this for two girls in the past 10 years and was rejected.

Thirdly, I needed time to get my life in order. I've got a headway now and can comfortably think of a relationship. Would get into one very soon. The babe is a spec and she has almost killed me with green light �

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Celebrities / Re: Chiwetalu Agu Survives Spiritual Attack, Mysterious Items Brought Out Of Chest by anochuko01(m): 5:50pm On May 06, 2022
Afrogist247:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUoPWC_xBn4

Arrows, Bullets, Other Mysterious Items Brought Out of Chiwetalu Agu’s Chest As He Survives Spiritual Attack.

Veteran movie star Chiwetalu Agu has revealed that his enemies plotted and sent many agents to kill him.

The actor shared a video where he showed and described various items such as arrows, bullets, stones and mirror all removed from his chest, neck, and shoulder region. Chiwetalu however gave glory to God for foiling the plans of the enemy and keeping him alive despite the attacks.

The Popular Nollywood veteran Chiwetalu Agu recently revealed that he defeated his enemies and the plot to end his life in a shocking video.

In the video shared below, the actor sat behind a table with different items like nails, cowries, stones, bullets, and other mysterious items.

Chiwetalu Agu bares it all, He then proceeded to disclose that the items were removed from his shoulder, neck, and chest region by a prophet and described the various types of uncountable arrows on the table.

The actor however attributed his saving grace to the fact that he is one with God and he can't be harmed by any enemy. "At a point I was seeing myself 5 feet under the ground in my sleep" - he said.

Sources: @chiwetaluagu|@instablog9ja|LegitNG

https://www.instagram.com/p/CdNj5JaLU0W/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

https://www.legit.ng/entertainment/celebrities/1468790-arrows-bullets-mysterious-items-brought-chiwetalu-agus-chest-survives-spiritual-attack/

I can't believe Federal government sent witches to attack him.
Politics / Re: Army Reacts To Gruesome Murder Of Two Soldiers By IPOB/ESN by anochuko01(m): 6:02am On May 05, 2022
Smoke55:
one day criminals will operate in your village then the military will descend on your entire village and kill your entire household..

Amen
We don't act like fools over here sir
Politics / Re: Army Reacts To Gruesome Murder Of Two Soldiers By IPOB/ESN by anochuko01(m): 7:13am On May 04, 2022
Smoke55:
you are a f**l..

Why would the military descend on the community?

Why not go after the unknown gun men instead,is it the community that killed the soldiers?

Your umunna are f**ls.

The community should point at those committing this mayhem, else the soldiers should descend on the community.

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Politics / Re: Army Reacts To Gruesome Murder Of Two Soldiers By IPOB/ESN by anochuko01(m): 7:21pm On May 03, 2022
Zikojukwu:
Yoruba Fake News Factory has released their breaking news.

Lol let them army descend on a community now, y'all would start lamenting.

No wonder buhari talked about the language y'all understand. Human rights abuse is the only saving grace y'all have.
Health / Re: My Fiancee Can't Have Sex by anochuko01(m): 11:52am On May 03, 2022
OluwoR:


Sir, before I'd open a thread about this, you should know I must have tried all possible best
Sir, anything that has to do with sex, she just doesn't want to hear it
she had blocked me on SM on several occasions cos I tried to bring up sexual related matters
And you want to wed.
You're not serious with your life yet.

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Politics / Re: Unknown Gunmen Behead Nigerian Army Couple In Imo, Threaten To Kill Their Family by anochuko01(m): 1:42pm On May 02, 2022
Na FG dey dull.

One tucano is enough to put this urchins in their place. Just the the innocent would be ones that'll suffer.

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Religion / Re: Bridal Train Sent Out By A Pastor Over Indecent Dressing During Wedding In Edo by anochuko01(m): 9:50pm On May 01, 2022
Except for one unfortunate fellow on the front page, I'm happy with the comments I saw.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ask Graduates On Nairaland by anochuko01(m): 1:34pm On May 01, 2022
Here's your answer

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Romance / Re: Where Can a man Find A Good Girl In Nigeria to settle down with? by anochuko01(m): 3:38pm On Apr 30, 2022
Nyascobar1414:


Tahh.. The church is not the best place...


All those old hookup girls that have repented teir way to the church.. After they are tired of whoring na him person go go marry?

You attacked him without telling us where the best place to get a wife is.

I grew up being a church person and I can confidently say that the church has the highest concentration of good girls. If not church, where else can you get good girls in high numbers? Is it at the night club or during hip hop concert?

Where people miss it is that they expect everyone in the church to be perfect, which is impossible. You still need to be vigilant and wise.

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Politics / Re: Clara Chime Remarries (Photos, Video) by anochuko01(m): 3:12pm On Apr 30, 2022
Beautiful

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Politics / Re: South East: Ohanaeze Kicks Over Military Siege by anochuko01(m): 7:23am On Apr 30, 2022
mamaafrik:
See hypocrisy, Nigerian military is needed most in the north and not east .
What they are doing in the east is to protect Hausa_fulani interest .

This happens everywhere oga, especially places facing security challenges

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Politics / Re: South East: Ohanaeze Kicks Over Military Siege by anochuko01(m): 7:22am On Apr 30, 2022
Bobloco:
That ihiala check point is the worst of it all.


Every body except the driver will have to come down from their vehicles and cross the border/check point on foot.
Ihiala is a den of criminals, especially the parts that connect orlu

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Health / Re: LASAMBUS Officials Rescue & Deliver Stranded Pregnant Woman In Labour by anochuko01(m): 6:37am On Apr 30, 2022
I was commuting from the island to ogun state yesterday and I saw how several security operatives were diligently carrying out their duties. From RRS officials manning several points on the highway to lastma officials ensuring smooth vehicular flow. You'll begin to understand why most companies want to have their offices in Lagos.

The East needs to talk amongst themselves and make things work out between them and the security operatives. You really can't throw out a baby together with the bath water. Imagine the chaos if lagosians had continue to attack police after endsars.

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Crime / Re: Residents Discover Hotel Where People Die Mysteriously In Abia by anochuko01(m): 7:31pm On Apr 24, 2022
Get fuel and burn down the place

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