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Romance / Re: I Like Her But I'm Shy To Woo Her by AnointedG(f): 4:42pm On Dec 06, 2019
What is our generation turning into for Christ's Sake? cry embarassed
CreepyBlackpool:
[s]She came to your place and you did not fvck her?

you've forever lost her
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Crime / Re: Man Drowns While Swimming In Sapele River (Disturbing Photos) by AnointedG(f): 2:28pm On Dec 06, 2019
If you like don't repent (Shall we continue in sin that grace may abound?) In the times of ignorance God overlooks but now he has commanded every man to REPENT..
Ijaya123:
What a tragedy. May his souls rest in peace.

When I think of the reckless and dangerous life I've lived right from being a kid through adulthood, swimming in rivers like the victim here, consuming different hard stuffs just to feel among, driving severally on Lagos-Ibadan-Ife road at an average speed of 180km/h, unprotected sex with too numerous ladies which i have even lost count amongst other vices, despite all these, I'm still alive, healthy and fit as a fiddle, I believe God has some special love for me.

God I thank for the gift of life and sound health. May your name forever be glorified.
Family / Re: American Woman's Father Accepts Her Nigerian Husband Finally by AnointedG(f): 10:08pm On Jun 20, 2016
A three years old boy walked over a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in d doctor's office ......
He inquisitively asks the lady '' why is your stomach so big? ''
she replied, I'm having a baby '
with big eyes, he asked '' is d baby in your stomach?
She said'' he sure is''
The little boy with a puzzled look,asked,
if it is a good baby?
She said ''oh,yes it's a real good baby
with a even more surprised and shocked look he asked '' then why did you swallow him?''
if u were d lady what would be ur answer.
Gud evening pals. grin

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Jokes Etc / Re: Little Boy Sucking Directly From Cow (Photo) by AnointedG(f): 7:07pm On Dec 05, 2015
...Anointed Gift
Jokes Etc / Re: Goat Eats Man's Food As He Answers Call (Photo) by AnointedG(f): 7:01pm On Dec 05, 2015
na wa o, andriod phones sabi form over sabi eh.. op please its goat not good, its not ya fault sha...

@ topic
dat guy might be a nairalander checking if he's first to comment. ..Anointed Gift
Celebrities / Re: Olaide Olaogun Gets Married To Her Husband In Lagos (Photos) by AnointedG(f): 6:48pm On Dec 05, 2015
Oh dear lord remember me, bless me with a not-so-handsome godly man that knows and studies the scripture day and night that will never cheat on me no matter what passes b4 him, that will love and cherish me and treat me like a princess queen, that will cook for me when I'm pregnant...what I'm I even saying...wakes up from slumber

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Politics / Re: Governor Ikpeazu Playing Golf In Aba (Photos) by AnointedG(f): 6:46pm On Dec 05, 2015
it's good for him, at least to reduce or if possible remove any ungodly thing in dat tank abi warehouse he's carrying in front of him...Anointed Gift
Travel / Re: Check Out Kano City In The '60s by AnointedG(f): 6:44pm On Dec 05, 2015
beautiful indeed but my mansion above is more beautifuller grin ...Anointed Gift
Nairaland / General / Re: Opinion Poll- How Regular Is The Power Supply In Your Area by AnointedG(f): 8:29pm On Jun 28, 2015
op what measurement do we use in rating the power supply, in percentage or hours?

As for my area, PHCN dey try walahi like seriously.
d last time wey we see light na during Amaechi swearing in as speaker of Rivers state house of Assembly, and recently during PMB swearing in, maybe d next time na during Orubebe or Aregberascal swearing in as president for 2019 depending on who win.

In a nutshell, dem dey really try, I have to appreciate, b grateful and show gratitude coz E b like say dat name dey affect dem coz dem dey really hold d power.

So if I were to rate dem in percentage, its 0.0000000.00000000000.0000.... grin

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Politics / Re: Fight Between Legislators Is Not Only Happening In Nigeria (photo) by AnointedG(f): 4:04pm On Jun 28, 2015
and these are people's fathers... what will they reply their children when they ask them the reason for fighting on national television?

I guess it's "junior, wen u grow up u'll understand better, now go to ur room" undecided

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Education / Re: Important Ways To Simplify How You Read by AnointedG(f): 4:43pm On Jun 27, 2015
those points u listed up there are for people dat wants to read and pass exams.

as for people like us dat read to argue, we go by the headings abi headlines or topic and jump into any conclusion suitable to us angry

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Travel / Re: BONNY ISLAND, Nigeria. A Beautiful City Many Don't Know Of.[history&pictures] by AnointedG(f): 4:41pm On Jun 27, 2015
hmmm... proudly Rivers... Ikwerre to b precise
on a lighter note, all I see is our oyel money at work on our host community... dasol (in NSCDC man's voice)

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Sports / Re: 14 Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by AnointedG(f): 4:15pm On Jun 27, 2015
op u forget to add "obstruction" grin

during my days we no get field so na for street wey dey stay play ball so whenever a car or any serious looking person wants to pass, we would shout obstruction and wait for d person or car to pass b4 we continue...

anytime my elder brother see say dem wan score us, him go pass so dat we go shout obstruction. him fit dey there do like say him dey comot something for him leg or him wan pick something and him no go pass finish until we reposition.

d tin go dey pain our opponents and dem no go fit shout for am or do anything because all of us small and we love our lives... grin

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Celebrities / Re: Truck Moving Kate Henshaw’s Property Out Of Burnt House (photos) by AnointedG(f): 3:14pm On Jun 27, 2015
see d kind fine truck dis woman use dey pack her things jejely, naim one politician for d past administration go dey use pick-up(not even truck or van at least) wey my papa bin use during d 80's to deliver plywoods to customers... grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Should I Accept Or Reject This Offer? by AnointedG(f): 3:07pm On Jun 27, 2015
my dear I believe amount involved as well as other packages if there are, was disclosed to u, u should know weda d money worth the stress.(cost-benefit analysis comes to mind).. Goodluck in ur decision
Crime / Re: Police Kill Robbers In Gun Duel, Arrest Six Car Snatchers (Picture) by AnointedG(f): 11:02am On Jun 27, 2015
this police people sef.. sometimes they perform, sometimes dem go just dey mumu, is like d tin wey dey do dem comes and goes in a disco light form abi manner... I wonder who dey press their mumu button angry
Family / Re: Funny Ways Couples Settle Their Quarrels by AnointedG(f): 10:43pm On Jun 26, 2015
my own b say if any of doz options no work, I go wake up go kitchen for midnight, carry mortar and pestle begin pound very hard beginning from slow to fast and then fastest, as I dey pound, I go dey call their village juju or recite national anthem or any crazy thing... no b person go tell am to come to my rescue grin wink

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Politics / Re: Buhari Explains Why He Stops Attending Juma’at Service At National Mosque by AnointedG(f): 10:40pm On Jun 26, 2015
This man is not just humble, he's down to earth I guess grin

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Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic Flaunts Sexy Legs And Cleavage In Classy Outfit by AnointedG(f): 10:35pm On Jun 26, 2015
Chinachriss:
Does it mean Rita doesnt want to marry? So all her beauty and intelligence will follow her to the land of no return. Na wa o o!

and where we is d "land of no return"?
she looks happy and/satisfied abi contented, and besides she's not complaining undecided
Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic Flaunts Sexy Legs And Cleavage In Classy Outfit by AnointedG(f): 10:31pm On Jun 26, 2015
Chinachriss:
Does it mean Rita doesnt want to marry? So all her beauty and intelligence will follow her to the land of no return. Na wa o o!

and where we is d "land of no return"?
she looks happy and/satisfied abi contented, and besides she's not complaining undecided

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Business / Re: My Humiliation At ECOBANK Badagry. by AnointedG(f): 9:24pm On Jun 26, 2015
My dear brother, na so we been plenty for one bank to deposit money....instead of d nincompoop to tell us say server dey down or something, him dey there dey play spider solitre game, next thing him tell us say him dey go break, we wait till wen their closing time reach, dem tell us to come back d next day..

the next day pple carry food flask, mat, pillow etc come because dem no know d next excuse

It's indeed a pity how these people fail to understand fact that customers(who are always right) are the very reason they are there, no etiquette, no training on quality customer service delivery and because they know u'll neither Sue dem nor d company, they keep on keeping on embarassed

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Crime / Re: Photo - Housewife Dumps Day old Baby Into Toilet! by AnointedG(f): 8:00pm On Jun 26, 2015
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Travel / Re: Illegal Immigrant: My Near Death And Terrible Experience In Malaysia by AnointedG(f): 10:42pm On Jun 21, 2015
errrm pls anybody knows Tchidi Chikere? somebody contact him Asap..good script for him to direct cheesy
Travel / Re: Illegal Immigrant: My Near Death And Terrible Experience In Malaysia by AnointedG(f): 10:41pm On Jun 21, 2015
errrm pls anybody knows Tchidi Chikere? somebody contact him Asap..good script for him to direct
Family / Re: Hilarious Photo: How Birthdays Are Celebrated In The Village by AnointedG(f): 8:53pm On Jun 11, 2015
hmmm I bin think say na our own bad pass, wey dem go put rice for big tray with scantly scattered meat wey no go round, with one fanta and coke for each side,

when time to snap picture reach, everybody for yard/street go run come gather both d ones wey bin dey play go come like dat unclad with their tyre, wheel or boress depending on the ministry dem dey operate

celebrant eye go dey for meat, photographer go call am all the names wey him sabi...hey baby look here, fine fine girli, I will buy u biscuit, bla bla, if him tire him go snap us like dat...now today d story is different grin

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TV/Movies / Re: ***whispers From Behind - A Short Story By Dyoungstar*** by AnointedG(f): 1:30pm On Jun 11, 2015
I tot it was a short story
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Releases Picture Of Mr X ( Photo) by AnointedG(f): 9:19am On Jun 11, 2015
ah Oga Seun is dat u...
Education / Re: Over 20 UNN Students Dead In Car Accident While Travelling by AnointedG(f): 11:25am On Jun 04, 2015
our life is just like a vapour, peoples children...God have mercy and give their families fortitude to bear d loss
Politics / Re: Don’t Prosecute Jonathan, Bayelsa PDP Chieftain Begs Buhari by AnointedG(f): 8:08pm On May 27, 2015
don't worry, he will not,
Nairaland / General / Re: Air Force Corporal Slaps Inspector At Filling Station by AnointedG(f): 9:45am On Apr 30, 2015
let them go ahead and disgrace their community in public, I would've loved to watch dis from start to finish
Crime / Re: 3year old girl who was abducted in Lagos, has been found in Ogun by AnointedG(f): 7:35am On Apr 21, 2015
wats all diz abduction shit for again na I tot election is over
Politics / Re: Gen. Aliyu Mohammed Gusau Resigns? by AnointedG(f): 10:19pm On Apr 13, 2015
na so e dey start ooo , e don happen

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