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NaijaCoverBlog:
The police said they don't have network.

lwkmd!

this country na joke walahi

adekay26:
I worked for a pastor for 7years running an mfi.
The pastor is a cursing machine. During a meeting I remembered him telling all members of staff that we are all smelling.
The seizes workers salary as a punishment for an offence which an ordinary querry could sort.
Unnecessary deduction from staff salary in the name of ask ebi for his own personal or family occasion.
Some members of staff were told to go pay #20 naira in another state for a simple mistake
You are forced to buy shares and support his church project.
This is just few of many attrocities he has committed

and you were there for 7 years?

igwebest23:
Thanks.
I have never tested alcohol before and I don't smoke

avoid sugar, okra soup and tight pants and trousers

EmekaBlue:
ontop my money

yes

why all these grammar

she supposed bite you join

debbydams:
omo buruku nie

i don talk my own

ask your babe

inside life

rape him

Easyincome24:
What if he's your cousin or blood related who comes to for the hols?

hmm!
smh,

na him nyash go tell am.

well, if he's a relation self, he should've known the ground rules from the beginning

hmm!

friend or not, the person must pay o.

then this pikin go collect automatic expulsion from my side

another one

go see a doctor

omolola100:
even if i am observant, how will i know if he is cheating?

well, the simple truth is that you have to know the correct process of refilling a gas cylinder-
how it is weighed (before and after filling),
how air is removed during the course of filling it,
and so on.

if you know these, you will hardly be cheated

try to be observant while he is filling it or try another dealer

this your brother is a thief

well,
all you said are mere thoughts

abeg getat

it was really fun,

thank God for journey mercies

not surprised

he should've known that part of her before marriage

she don open gate, you better run as fast as you can

veeberry:
Bad guy

you don see am naw

Micholawoye:
I do KNOW sir. I am surrounded by people who are happily married. I am happily married myself and enjoying my marriage by God's grace.

...by God's grace

not by the goodness of your spouse

your grammar eh

your sister should calm down.

why is she trying to push you out.

you better go for your service first

esthel:
So are the men

.

yes - to an extent.

Micholawoye:
They are not insignificantly few sir. They are all around you

lol.

you make me laugh.


if only you knew

Before King Ahmed of Ottoman went to war, he locked his wife (the beautiful Queen) in a private room and gave the key to his best friend Mousa and said: “If I’m not back in four days, open the room and she’s yours … “
He climbed on his horse and gallops off towards the battlefield. Half an hour later, the King noticed a cloud of dust behind him. He stopped and saw his friend galloping very fast towards him.
“What’s wrong ?” Asked the King. Out of breath, his friend Mousa responded: “You gave me the wrong key"

He didn’t even wait for the said 4days before trying the keys.

DDDEnterprises:
Insignificantly few??

It's either I don't understand you or you're exaggerating.

comprehend it or not at your own peril