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CelebritiesRe: Mercy Aigbe Celebrates Her 44th Birthday With Stunning Photos by AntiSimp: 9:24am On Jan 01, 2022
Where is her K-Leg?
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I'm traumatised not seeing it
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How can one gender be so fake and deceptive
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Saves Almost N2 Million In His Piggy Bank (Video) by AntiSimp: 4:48pm On Dec 31, 2021
If Davido Can give out over 200million donated to him why not pastor who also got the money through donation and offering from church members.?
Remember Jesus no get savings.
CareerOffshore Job(scaffolding) : I Need Information About CISRS Certification by AntiSimp(op): 7:09am On Dec 31, 2021
Hello My people, I greet you all and say happy new year in 20 hrs time
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I however need an urgent information. My brother is newly appointed to work offshore under scaffolding vocation. And they are demanding for CISRS Certification as a must before being allowed to proceed offshore, despite other certifications he has.
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Please where can we quickly get this Certification in Nigeria and the idea of the costhuh
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I will be grateful for this information, as I have searched Google with no concrete information....
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Pls help me with information about CiSRS in Nigeria, the cost and where it is done.
. Thank you. May our new year be fruitful
Jobs/VacanciesOffshore Job(scaffolding) : I Need Information About CISRS Certification by AntiSimp(op): 6:52am On Dec 31, 2021
Offshore Job(scaffolding) : I Need Information About CISRS Certification


Hello My people, I greet you all and say happy new year in 20 hrs time
.
I however need an urgent information. My brother is newly appointed to work offshore under scaffolding vocation. And they are demanding for CISRS Certification as a must before being allowed to proceed offshore, despite other certifications he has.
.
Please where can we quickly get this Certification in Nigeria and the idea of the costhuh
.
I will be grateful for this information, as I have searched Google with no concrete information....
.
Pls help me with information about CiSRS in Nigeria, the cost and where it is done.
. Thank you. May our new year be fruitful
RomanceOffshore Job(scaffolding) : I Need Information About CISRS Certification by AntiSimp(op): 6:26am On Dec 31, 2021
Hello My people, I greet you all and say happy new year in 20 hrs time
.
I however need an urgent information. My brother is newly appointed to work offshore under scaffolding vocation. And they are demanding for CISRS Certification as a must before being allowed to proceed offshore, despite other certifications he has.
.
Please where can we quickly get this Certification in Nigeria and the idea of the costhuh
.
I will be grateful for this information, as I have searched Google with no concrete information....
.
Pls help me with information about CiSRS in Nigeria, the cost and where it is done.
. Thank you. May our new year be fruitful
RomanceRe: Can A Prophet Instruct One To Marry For Certain Spiritual Reason? by AntiSimp: 2:41am On Oct 03, 2021
RomanceRe: Can A Prophet Instruct One To Marry For Certain Spiritual Reason? by AntiSimp: 2:41am On Oct 03, 2021
CelebritiesRe: Bitter Kola Changed My Life - Meek Mills' 2 Years Ailment Healed By African Herb by AntiSimp: 5:28pm On Sep 19, 2021
proxitaly:
The other day I was returning from work and I bought a #200 worth of this juicy bitter kola.
I was methodically chewing it one after another; peeling one while crushing one in my mouth.
In the bus I offered one fine girl besides my. You need to see the way she shrugged it off, as if to say 'that bitter thing? God forbid!' grin grin
She was just looking at me one kind as I crushed six seeds out of the eight before highlighting. This generation of fast food doesn't know that health is actually cheap in our neglected African herbs and spices.

P.S To get rid of the bitter taste after chewing bitter kola put some table salt in your mouth for a few minutes and spit it out. Then rinse your mouth with water. If you didn't do this food might be tasteless for sometime but will be ok after a meal or two.
Excess bitter cola has effect.... bitter cola is not a fruit that u should take that much...2 or 3 max is okay in 24 hrs..
EducationRe: LAUTECH Professor, Abass Olajire Slumps, Dies In Mosque by AntiSimp: 10:39pm On Sep 17, 2021
MightySparrow:
Straight to Al - Jaanah, best way to die. RIP Sir.
Fool. Cos he died in a mosque...what if he was a criminal and killed plenty people... probably doesn't matter...una no dey tin
CrimeRe: Police Wrongly Parade Movie Prop Manager As Criminal In Akwa Ibom (photo) by AntiSimp: 1:16pm On Sep 16, 2021
Tapout:
He should have had a clearance atlest, you can't be moving about with such items in a civilized society without appropriate clearance or pass. Lets stop being too sentimental in this country abeg.
Clearance kor..clearance to make fake guns.?. abi clearance to carry fake gun...which clearance does Fulani Herdsmen get for brandishing their AK47 and different kind of real guns about?
CrimeRe: Nigerian Hoteliers Enabling Internet Fraudsters Activities - EFCC by AntiSimp: 10:24pm On Sep 14, 2021
Fools.
RomanceRe: Why You Shouldn't Pay Dowry If She's Not A Virgin by AntiSimp(op): 7:46pm On Sep 13, 2021
genaro2000:
I wish I could copy this your post and share it to a group I belong to, on Facebook, too many bluepill men are there and their ignorance is very irritating
People no dey hear word
RomanceRe: Why You Shouldn't Pay Dowry If She's Not A Virgin by AntiSimp(op): 10:42am On Sep 13, 2021
You can all crusade for whores and be their Jesus savior. Na una sabi.
I won't spend my dowry money on a woman who is not a virgin period...highest na galfriend or babymama they deserve.
I'm out.. u all can be arguing blindly and asslicking the whores u want to wife....
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This is my opinion...and it shouldn't be an unpopular opinion the way u people make it seem if u all had an ounce of reasoning.
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I'm off to focus on better things. Peace out!
RomanceRe: Why You Shouldn't Pay Dowry If She's Not A Virgin by AntiSimp(op): 10:37am On Sep 13, 2021
Sonnobax15:
Nigha man, you're the bigger fool here cheesy
You're probably a teenager yet cha...You Never get sense cha......Just imagine wetin this maga dey yan self....say virgin go make a better home more than a non-virgin,on what stand? undecided
Ode ni e...u call me a fool and and a teenager?
U can't even read and understand, u are talking thrash from cliches that used women and frustrated simps now parrot about....
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It's better to wife a virgin and enjoy her for 5 or 10 years..than wife a community sperm dumpster and enjoy her for 5 or 10 years. Simple. Nothing is guaranteed in life. But don't settle for less
RomanceRe: Why You Shouldn't Pay Dowry If She's Not A Virgin by AntiSimp(op): 10:30am On Sep 13, 2021
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Na your opinion be that cha op.....

But personally cha,I used to have such mentality before now,but nobody tell me first before I wake up to my senses......

Fvck virginity any time any day undecided. We've seen threads on nairaland whereby a Nigha was the one deflowered his Banny,but later on the same banny went to collect diick from another nigha man.....

Imagine am na.........
You foool don't read and understand. You type for likes.
I din't say virgin always make good home...I said they have higher chance than the runs gals u wife everyday. is that too hard to understand?
Why waste money on waste product...why waste ur savings on a degraded cunt that has lost count of diick that pounded her?
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I won't have problem if dowry won't be paid for them. Look at the anstronomically high bride price of Igbo women today..Men suffer to pay it and wife them while they have fvvkced the whole community and states in all the best hotels in Nigeria? U must be sick if u can't think. They don't deserve my dowries period.
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They should be gifted out for marriage for free or for dining table aggrement..not dowry and pomp weddings. Nonsense. Reason why they don't value marriage and finish the man most times within years of marriage.
RomanceRe: Why You Shouldn't Pay Dowry If She's Not A Virgin by AntiSimp(op): 10:24am On Sep 13, 2021
chatinent:
There are many virgins who wouldn't make a good wife.

How do you know a virgin? When they tell you they are? How can you measure it? What if they lied?

Appreciate people who tell you the truth.

Are you a virgin? If you aren't, you have no right to be the judge!

You guys are still the same people deflowering everything you see in skirt yet you want a virgin!

If your mazi-ibe’s principle is applied, who'd marry your over run-over sisters?

The Bible has always warned against premarital sex, and it was for both genders.

The way you guys come here and talk rubbish disgust, making it look like every guy out there is stupider. Flee from fornication and have peace of mind!

The way you don't even have the courtesy on your usage of words is baffingly clear you are here to impress your ilks; another sets of losers who feel they have become wise.

Just take a look at how you use nasty words at whim. That's how you talk in reality or your computer is a shield to hide your self esteem and blank maturity?


Keep your explanations to yourself.

Have a nice century.
You can go marry whoressz like your frustrated simps in marriage.
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As it is obvious you are their spokesman. No qualms with that.
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But coming here to spew ur pvssified and indoctrinated trash from having lost ur sense of worth will not be tolerated
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Virgin don't make home...but most marriages that don't last 3, 5, years today were marriages to whores in the name of civilization and wokeness.
Few sensible men still deserve that virgin. Let them go for it. And stop projecting ur idiocy around
RomanceWhy You Shouldn't Pay Dowry If She's Not A Virgin by AntiSimp(op):
Truth is marriage is not my priority, cos it's most time a pain in our present world.
My priority is to chase my interests, have fun and be fulfilled with my purpose.
If paraventure I decide to give marriage a try, then it's probably because I try to give a woman a chance, then she has to be worth it.
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And one of the attribute among other quality is that she has to be a virgin, otherwise she's not worth the stress of going through marriage and putting up with marital bullshits, and paying dowry.
In the olden days, women were expected to marry btw 18 and 25, to give their prime and virginity to their husband of their youth. But today they give it out to bad boys, yahooboys, sugar daddy, their pastors , bosses, lecturer, doctors, and etc...and reserve a worn out pvssy and a largely infertile womb to their unfortunate and simpy husband after fuvvxking their youthful best life into oblivion
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In those days if u are not a virgin, no man is mandated to pay your dowry. That's fair game. But today people pay millions for dowries and glamorous wedding to wife hoes. it's as bad, as if men don't know their worth.
Hoes should stay on the street. Hoes shouldn't take it all. Though that's now the order, but few thinking men should see this fraud.
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We can say virgin don't guarantee happy home, but many virgin will give u less stress than many hoes we have gallivanting around from diick to cocck just to finally land on a simps to devour and finish him in marriage.
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Even if the virgin bride will only act responsible for 5 years before acting like most vile women do in marriage, then that 5 or 10 years should be worth it, and my child deserved to be birthed by unsoiled and undegraded pvssy, unlike by okrika pvssy that have long been jaded through innumerable abortion and become a mere septic tank of smelly cursed sperms from bouncing around for years on uncountable coccks
You deserve better. Since u are going to shoulder the problem of your woman, why not shoulder it for a tear rubber womb than a waste product cunt.
A virgin or no marriage period. Otherwise, she can be a babymama of cum dumpster. Simple
ProgrammingRe: Why Is This Simple Code In C Not Running Till The End? by AntiSimp(op): 6:52pm On Sep 09, 2021
sirwilson:
Good morning, pls what is the name of the app u are using?
Vscode...
RomanceRe: Do Parents Use Fingers To Disvirgin Their Daughters by AntiSimp: 4:31pm On Sep 04, 2021
Southernigbo:
Hello nairalandees, pls how true is the claim that some parents now use fingers to deflower their females, once they reach a certain age and if true, then why do they do that?
No, they don't use their fingers, they use their preeq to burst the hymen....
ProgrammingRe: Chronicle Of A Data Scientist/analyst by AntiSimp: 2:48pm On Sep 04, 2021
I recently decided to give programming a go as I was kind of getting bored, disillusioned and uninspired by my current career path.
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I want something more challanging, creative and fullfiling...And looking at my strength and interest, I realise I tilt towards number and analytic bent, so the idea of data science becomes tempting and prospective for me.
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After some research about how to start, and my need for a solid background in the enterprise of programming and computer sci, I stumbled on CS5O being run by Havard on Edx, and adjudged with good reviews for beginners....so I'm following CS50 to get the basics, hoping that afterward, I can now progress to concentrate on datascience using python and its libraries, SQL and R.
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.....While working on C, I get worried or sceptical abt the relevance of C in the long run..since I wouldn't probably run data analysis with C...I wonder why Havard introduce computer scien with C....And sometimes I hope I am not just wasting my time with C and following CS50...Just worried.
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Will appreciate your advice and input. Thanks.
ProgrammingIs Learning C language Of Any Advantage To Data Science In The Long Run? by AntiSimp(op):
I recently decided to give programming a go as I was kind of getting bored and uninspired by my current career path.
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I want something more challanging, creative and fullfiling...And looking at my strength and interest, I realise I tilt towards number and analytic bent, so the idea of data science becomes tempting and prospective for me.
.
After some research about how to start, and my need for a solid background in the enterprise of programming and computer sci, I stumbled on CS5O being run by Havard on Edx, and adjudged with good reviews for beginners....so I'm following CS50 to get the basics, hoping that afterward, I can now progress to concentrate on datascience using python and its libraries, SQL and R.
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.....While working on C, I get worried or sceptical abt the relevance of C in the long run..since I wouldn't probably run data analysis with C...I wonder why Havard introduce computer scien with C....And sometimes I hope I am not just wasting my time.
Will appreciate your advice and input. Thanks.
ProgrammingRe: Why Is This Simple Code In C Not Running Till The End? by AntiSimp(op): 12:23pm On Sep 04, 2021
codeigniter:
Why isn't d no_oftranz on line 18 a reference as well with &.

Next time

Post full codes
Its the full code i wrote that I posted, from the assignment instruction.

Geez! Thank you very much...how did my eyes omit that "&"..dint even realise anything was missing since last night.
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Thank you. I just added it now and every line was executed...chai ..I need glass
ProgrammingWhy Is This Simple Code In C Not Running Till The End? by AntiSimp(op):
I recently started learning how to code using C
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This code is an assignment for me,
When I run the code, it executes but stops at line 18..
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The printf function from line 23 downward does not execute, which are the main solution..
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And I don't see any issue anywhere. I've been on it since last night and it's bothering me.
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Abeg someone should help me out and tell me why only the first 18lines will execute.
You can input any value for the variable asked to run the code.
Thansk

SportsRe: Emmanuel Emenike & His Look-Alike Brother, Ebuka In Dubai by AntiSimp: 8:56pm On Jul 22, 2021
What's the relevance of this pics to Nigerias problem
RomanceRe: R by AntiSimp: 1:45am On Jul 21, 2021
U dey mad.. this midnight
SportsRe: Eveyln And Josephine, Peter Ijeh Daughters Called Up To Super Falcons by AntiSimp: 9:53pm On Jul 20, 2021
Connection I guess
RomanceRe: My life/relationship: questioning the nairaland's philosophers by AntiSimp: 9:29pm On Jul 20, 2021
Hmmm. Religion don almost destroy u. Well, there's hope since u are willing to work towards change.
RomanceRe: My Confession Because My Heart Is Heavy With Guilt by AntiSimp: 11:08am On Jul 19, 2021
You are already thinking like a thief...Na like this e dey first start
RomanceRe: Wild, Crazy Things You Did For Love by AntiSimp:
[quote author=HRSweetness post=103850393].the 50 naira still dey pain me till today
RomanceRe: Wild, Crazy Things You Did For Love by AntiSimp: 10:32pm On Jul 18, 2021
Boring.... Nothing crazy in what you did...u only marketed ursef
RomanceRe: I Find Older Women Attractive. Am I Weird?? by AntiSimp:
Gaddafih001:
Finally, I have seen the devils advocate.
Telling an idiot how to ruin a life,marriage and ultimately his life.
I pity whoever listens to this gibberish.
grin
But the woman is interested na..she's giving sexual vibe and all...so u cant blame the young man of scheming to ruin any marriage...the woman is already scheming how to ride the young cccock without consequence...she only doesn't know how to go abt it.

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