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PhonesRe: 'putting Your Phone On Alarm Can Save Your Phone If Stolen' by aorseer: 11:18pm On Apr 22, 2019
tony1918:
I will laugh off the nibbling but sorry exactly that same year I was gifted a maroon red flip Samsung phone and it has no feature has you stated above..But I will be optimistic so please provide phone model and I can google search it up..You should have checked when I opened my nairaland account before throwing your jab..
Did that and had to modify my post. I see say u no be teenager afterall
PhonesRe: 'putting Your Phone On Alarm Can Save Your Phone If Stolen' by aorseer: 11:16pm On Apr 22, 2019
delishpot:
grin grin the guy want block ya nose ni? Hahaha let me guess, you washed your hands afterwards? grin grin
We were much younger and crazy back then, after the story we took turns sniffing the phone grin grin
PhonesRe: 'putting Your Phone On Alarm Can Save Your Phone If Stolen' by aorseer: 11:08pm On Apr 22, 2019
delishpot:
Did he take back the phone afterwards? I mean judging by where the thing was buried lipsrsealed
My guy collected his phone and next day when he saw me gave me and asked to sniff it and tell him what it smells like, I was confused that's when he downloaded the whole gist
PhonesRe: 'putting Your Phone On Alarm Can Save Your Phone If Stolen' by aorseer:
tony1918:
Bro do you know you can be convicted for this Lie
Bro Back then in 2005 most phones had two batteries one main battery and a second tiny one the type that u find in wrist watches for alarm and phone time. That way even if the main battery is dead or removed ur alarm still rings. Hope this helps
PhonesRe: 'putting Your Phone On Alarm Can Save Your Phone If Stolen' by aorseer: 6:00pm On Apr 22, 2019
OP I can relate. Same thing happened to a friend around 2005. He bought this Samsung flip cute phone then camera and coloured phones were new and he/we were all crazy about the phone. Long story short he visited his friend and slept over in his one room apartment and the friend's girlfriend stole the phone, removed the battery and put the phone in her pant and slept back. My guy woke up in the dead of the night to find that his beloved phone was missing. He woke everyone up and the search of the phone began from 2am to about 4am knocking at neighbours doors who had phone to flash the number, mind u not everyone had a phone then and the then Mtel service was terrible. He resigned to fate that his phone was gone for good only for the 5am alarm to wake the phone up and it began ringing in ..... guess where, the girl's private part. No be small beating she receive afterwards
AdvertsRe: Cheap original OEM Replacement Apple Airpod™ 15k by aorseer: 9:08am On Mar 29, 2019
Size?
PoliticsRe: Breaking : Benue State Returning Officer For INEC Is Dead by aorseer: 5:54pm On Mar 24, 2019
payosehtor:
I love this your version bros. But who is "comfort Dooshima" and the MRS TULE UN you are talking about pleas?
Oga I bet if it was your mum somebody put her picture online and claim she was killed you will not be liking versions of the comments. I know the women in person and her full name is Prof.(Mrs) Comfort Dooshima Tuleun. You can google her up
PoliticsRe: Breaking : Benue State Returning Officer For INEC Is Dead by aorseer: 3:28pm On Mar 24, 2019
@ OP stop spreading false/fake news the woman in question Prof. Mrs Tuleun is alive and recovering at the hospital. She is a woman I know and a friend just visited her this morning, she is stable and recouping fine. The information you shared is false and an act of evil and wickedness.
PoliticsRe: Photos From Buhari Celebrating His Victory With Other APC Members by aorseer: 4:51pm On Feb 27, 2019
77up:
You have a good mind and clean heart bro, haters can never like anything about others.



We prosper in this era together !
Amen God bless you
PoliticsRe: Photos From Buhari Celebrating His Victory With Other APC Members by aorseer: 10:21am On Feb 27, 2019
I like PMB's shoe in the last picture
PoliticsRe: The 3 Words That Sunk Atiku's Presidency by aorseer: 9:53am On Feb 26, 2019
avrex3k:
those are three words bro I will sell the nnpc is excluded.
3 words and 1 letter grin
PoliticsRe: The 3 Words That Sunk Atiku's Presidency by aorseer: 9:51am On Feb 26, 2019
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: February 16, 2019, Nigerian Graduates And NPower Scheme by aorseer: 11:06pm On Feb 25, 2019
DaddyELEPHANT:
bro, you are holding an ailing bird that can die anytime.
Have you heard about Job security? Does NPower provide job security ?
Bro an ailing bird is better than no bird
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Federal Government Of Nigeria Fadama III 2017 Recruitment by aorseer: 10:13pm On Feb 17, 2019
From the horse's mouth

RomanceRe: What's The Weirdest Thing You've Ever Caught A Girl Do by aorseer: 7:15pm On Feb 16, 2019
Kylekent59:
I was with this beautiful girl with nice appearance. Just discussing normally, the next thing she did was to polute.

Immediately I sensed it, I did the um sound and as I wanted to run from that stand, she held my hand and said,"we must breath this mess finish here."


The smell was very odious and unpleasant with a very bad scent.



I couldn't believe she would do such a thing. Fine girl for that matter.
My kinda girl grin
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by aorseer: 10:37am On Feb 13, 2019
Itzneowizy:
8 huh...for that movie....it is wa
I watch movies for entertainment and it sure was entertaining for me.
What movies will you rate 8 so I can download and check them out
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by aorseer: 2:15pm On Feb 12, 2019
Final Score (2018)
8/10 for me
Jobs/VacanciesRe: February 16, 2019, Nigerian Graduates And NPower Scheme by aorseer: 8:56am On Feb 12, 2019
A bird in hand is worth more than two in the bush
ComputersRe: USA Grade One Laptops.amazing Deals, Rush In!!! by aorseer: 9:31pm On Jan 14, 2019
Your number 09064555100 is not on whatsapp
ComputersRe: USA Grade One Laptops.amazing Deals, Rush In!!! by aorseer: 1:58pm On Jan 11, 2019
Acer 35k
Technology MarketRe: Dell Corei5 @75k Clean,5hrs Battery(SOLD) by aorseer: 9:06am On Jan 11, 2019
60k?
EducationRe: Confusing Assignment Who's Right Between The Kid And Teacher? by aorseer: 4:54pm On Jan 04, 2019
Kid has high IQ next time teacher should use a, b, c instead
EducationRe: JEE Giveaway!! Decode This ATM Pin With Your Maths Knowledge & Win ₦10,000 by aorseer: 10:17am On Jan 03, 2019
Step 1: Write down the binary number:
10101010
Step 2: Multiply each digit of the binary number by the corresponding power of two:
1x2^7 + 0x2^6 + 1x2^5 + 0x2^4 + 1x2^3 + 0x2^2 + 1x2^1 + 0x2^0
Step 3: Solve the powers:
1x128 + 0x64 + 1x32 + 0x16 + 1x8 + 0x4 + 1x2 + 0x1 = 128 + 0 + 32 + 0 + 8 + 0 + 2 + 0
Step 4: Add up the numbers written above:
128 + 0 + 32 + 0 + 8 + 0 + 2 + 0 = 170. This is the decimal equivalent of the binary number 10101010.
Therefore pin is 0170
CareerRe: List Of Shortlisted Candidates For Nigerian Army Recruitment Through SSC And DSS by aorseer: 8:17pm On Dec 27, 2018
troublemakea:
Lol fine o.....ur Monika tho

you applied to the Army to?
Nope
CareerRe: List Of Shortlisted Candidates For Nigerian Army Recruitment Through SSC And DSS by aorseer: 4:53pm On Dec 27, 2018
troublemakea:
msugh...hu err nena
Kwagh er ga. We er?
CareerRe: List Of Shortlisted Candidates For Nigerian Army Recruitment Through SSC And DSS by aorseer: 1:03pm On Dec 27, 2018
Congrats to those shortlisted
FamilyRe: Why Am I So Unemotional? by aorseer: 7:02pm On Dec 25, 2018
ignant:
I think I remember you stating something about your. unstable childhood. Your emotional dissociation is a coping mechanism against the pitfalls of unaffection you experienced while growing up.

It is not a phase in your case, it is how you raised yourself. Associating with people drains you. You will get easily irritated because you are wary of anything that implies companionship.

You have no idea what to do with the warmth shown to you by others. You do not understand why people even show you warmth. You have survived this far without much warmth and find it hard to understand why people show weakness, and term it "warmth".

You are ice cold as a motherfvcker.
You get bad mouth sha
Technology MarketRe: InSamsung Note 9.(Factory Unlocked)..7pcs (40k off!!!)..sold outlook for by aorseer: 8:09am On Dec 02, 2018
Jerri7:
Can you be explicit
He's simply saying he does not do swap deals. Even if you want to swap his Note 9 with aeroplane you go still add 235k. gorrit?
Technology MarketRe: Deals From Offerup, Letgo, 5miles, Craigslist by PZ Gadgets by aorseer: 7:13am On Nov 27, 2018
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dear 2016 Beneficiaries, Read Carefully And Stay Tuned by aorseer: 9:03pm On Nov 24, 2018
lereinter:
Yu called me sadist

but

sorry
Thanks I guess we are good now
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dear 2016 Beneficiaries, Read Carefully And Stay Tuned by aorseer: 6:20pm On Nov 24, 2018
lereinter:
you are fool and a mad cow

go and ask Npower if happy or not
Bros abeg no vex I no know sey you get hot temper.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dear 2016 Beneficiaries, Read Carefully And Stay Tuned by aorseer: 8:31am On Nov 24, 2018
lereinter:
Yu are obviously overjoyed


but it was stated it ends in November 2018

if there were no elections in 2019 surely it would ve ended
You are obviously a sadist
Elections or not 200,000 beneficiaries will continue receive 30k from the Federal government and you are not happy about it

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