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Romance / Re: Update; This Infection Wants To Kill Me(photos Attached) by apiski(m): 11:43pm On Jul 16, 2022
Ifailed22:
Good evening
Good evening. I hope I'm not late here. Bro from the depth of my heart I feel your pain and I pray for you. I wish I have the money to help you but I don't. However this is my advice for you:
1. Surrender your life totally to Christ.
2. Go to God with all you heart if you know and believe in him. Plead for mercy through Christ's blood and ask him to help you. In times like these humans can't help you, not even the doctors, but God can use anybody and anything, even a lifeless stick or a down-trodden paper by the road side to help you.
3. Let your eyes be fixed on Christ while you ask for mercy and help. When you have done these, then you can now seek help from man, believing that God is the one in control. Believe me, you will get help.
NOTE: I am not trying to preach to you or sound religious - I am not a religious man; I am telling you do the same thing that I did when no man, I mean, NO HUMAN was there to help me.
4. Lastly, don't let in fear.
Romance / Re: My Soon To Be Wife by apiski(m): 1:50pm On Jul 16, 2022
virginprincess:
Op,are you sure Gf don't have mental issues ?,it still baffles me how someone can lend her schoolfees out,it seems her past is still affecting her,op i think you should report her to her family,let them sit her down and talk some senses into her if not if you marry her like that she would kill you with debts.
OP Please, listen to this madam.
Romance / Re: My Bestie And I Are No Longer Friends. by apiski(m): 11:08am On Jul 16, 2022
blessed2share:


How is one supposed to handle rejection? By hanging around the person that rejected you? I am textbook simp. I have several female friends with no strings attached. Of course I also have several acquaintances that we both know our boundaries. However, if any of them starts behaving as if I need to give them gap, then I will give them plenty of it. I will still be their friends just that I'll be friends from a good, safe distance that can not be misinterpreted by either party.
Good cappings man! Well capped!
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by apiski(m): 10:22am On Jul 16, 2022
Me! ... If it's worth it though.
Romance / Re: Woman Suddenly Falls Ill, Lands In Hospital After Picking Money From The Ground by apiski(m): 11:50pm On Jul 13, 2022
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Romance / Re: What Is Your Honest Reason Why You’re Not Dating Anyone Right Now? by apiski(m): 11:24pm On Jul 13, 2022
Look, I'm not in a good mood now. ok?
Romance / Re: You Were Driving Home And You Saw This. What Would You Do? (photo) by apiski(m): 1:12pm On Jul 13, 2022
Lexkenny99:
I go horn, if the person no comot for road, I Go jam am dey go my way.
Exactly my brother. And this is typical of me.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by apiski(m): 9:30am On Jul 13, 2022
Pussy cat or what exactly? Stop being lascivious and focus on important things. More so, stick to the pun. To some etheists up there, it is a sad thing for you that you lack the privillege to come to the understanding that indeed, there is one who is lord over all our affairs.
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by apiski(m): 10:05am On Jul 12, 2022
Lie to the world as much as you can, but you can never lie to yourself.

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Romance / Re: The Costly Mistake Many Men Make When Choosing A Marriage Partner by apiski(m): 1:13pm On Jul 09, 2022
I couldn't help but skip the lengthy rubbish you are selling up there. Absolute nonesense
Romance / Re: Five Reasons Your Ex Still Text Or Calls You. by apiski(m): 12:20pm On Jul 09, 2022
Experience no go kill you.
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by apiski(m): 11:40am On Jul 09, 2022
Dear God, help us this day and grant unto us the desires of our hearts according to your will, in Jesus Christ's name I pray, Amen.


Atheists, stay off my mention.
Fashion / Re: Why Do Ladies Enjoy Revealing Their Cleavage? (pictures) by apiski(m): 11:44am On Jul 08, 2022
RedChiefPriest:
For real I also want to know,like is there a reason for it or just fashion?
Is it for air to get inside or any other benefit?
Normal normal it's not really much of a concern to me since the women in my family no dey dress like that and my future wife won't dress like that ,but still I always feel like there must be a reason for someone to expose all or half of the breast.


Dj! 4 cups of palmwine with 4 alligator pepper to reason this matter further.
Barman! Play me "Under cover" by Aquaman and Rihanna.
Where is the meme? The meme! Or have you forgotten? Please bring back our meme.

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Literature / Re: The Godmother by apiski(m): 9:59pm On Jul 07, 2022
[quote author=ThrillPlus post=114517191][/quote] I think you should ask the OP, maybe you mistake me for him.
Food / Re: Can You Eat This? A Nairalander Hunted And Fried Flying Termites (photo) by apiski(m): 3:48pm On Jul 07, 2022
VeryWickedGoat:
If you can eat this then you can eat cockroaches.
Stop pretending and go for it. We nor judge you.
Cockroaches eat faeces; termites don't. That's the difference.
Food / Re: Can You Eat This? A Nairalander Hunted And Fried Flying Termites (photo) by apiski(m): 3:45pm On Jul 07, 2022
TheStakeHolder:
Sapa induced diet.

May God save us all from poverty...


lipsrsealed

Stop attributing everything to poverty. Did he tell you that he eats those for a living? Or are you richer than those who eat worms, beetles, maggots, spiders etc? Stop condemning what people eat. As long as it doesn't kill them or infect them, then you are not better than them. I have reasons to believe that some of the things you've eating in your life are quite disgusting to others. It doesn't necessarilly have to be termite, ok? Let's stop this online pretence
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by apiski(m): 8:56pm On Jul 06, 2022
Thoughts can either mold you or wreck you.
Romance / Re: Ukrainian Refugee Who ‘snatched’ Benefactor’s Husband Now Partially Blind (pics by apiski(m): 8:32pm On Jul 06, 2022
RedChiefPriest:
Is this playing?
Don't tell me the wife has gone to edo people to mix bitterleaf,kolanut,4 white stone,left eye of toad and 2 virgin pepper together?
Well I go like see how this film go end.

Dj! 4 plates of palmwine with 2 cups of fufu make I use reason how this thing go end
Barman! Play me "is this karma?" by Cardi B and Chinua Achebe.

Oga I like you ehn! You always make my day. Na talent. No worry you go soon blow.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by apiski(m): 10:32pm On Jul 05, 2022
There you go again. Tell me, who could that be?
Romance / Re: So Many Men Are Dating Women Who Don’t Like Them by apiski(m): 5:16pm On Jul 05, 2022
CaveAdullam:


Women are not made, they are molded. The women you chase will never be loyal. But the one who chases you will be loyal. As a man you want a woman who will be loyal and submissive to your commitment, not one that you will be begging not to leave. Again, this doesn't mean that the relationship will be happily ever after, like love made in Disneyland, but that to a larger extent, you will enjoy the relationship while it lasts.

Women are first of all, loyal to their feelings, and they judge what is right or wrong based on their feelings at that particular moment.

Thanks.
Another 500k to sort myself out. Thanks for your generosity.
Romance / Re: So Many Men Are Dating Women Who Don’t Like Them by apiski(m): 4:47pm On Jul 05, 2022
JBriel:
Preach my brother. You're so on point. Let me cap it up by saying to detect how a lady likes you

If she isn't spending on you

Yearning to see you and more of you

Reciprocating conversations

Bending over rules to meet you in the middle


My dear, you're by your self. Be it platonic or romantic relationships, if a woman falls into this category with you, you're wasting useful time.


Same lady stingy with a guy can be willing to collect loam for another.

Don't dig into the reasons. It's always filled with their nonsensical bullshit. Don't try to spin the reality before you, change them or be patient. Just move respectfully


Just withdraw your attention,end the chats, don't check the timeline. Walk away like you don't care.. e dey pain them die
Thanks my brother, for the 1 million. It will go a long way in paying my bills.

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Religion / Re: Is It True That Dead Bodies Wake Up At Night In Mortuary? by apiski(m): 7:20pm On Jul 04, 2022
sonmvayina:
There is no such thing like death..

It is just an illusion..

Life is all there is,

I'm not a fan of superstion but I dare to tell that: Oga, what you don't know is bigger than you. You can argue for all eternity.

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Politics / Re: Lawyer Wears Pastoral Robe To Anambra Court by apiski(m): 1:53pm On Jul 01, 2022
Personally, as a christian, I have no problem with the court rulling. But viewing it from a religious standpoint on the side Islam (imagine if I were a muslim) and from a logical perspective as a thinking man... This is a big problem.
Politics / Re: Shooting Of Teenager In Delta Community Sparks Protest, Corpse Displayed (Pix) by apiski(m): 9:36pm On Jun 28, 2022
Some five years ago,that would have een my fate, exactly the same story.
A particular company on oil exploration had their base camp situated about a mile away from my village. There were army officers securing the site. One night I went into the bush to pick snails I had used chemicals to trap. By the time I was done traversing the forest I realized that the only rout leading home was throgh the company base camp. I tried to avoid that rout because of the military men but there was no other way out of the forest because they had completely blocked the bush path with there fence. So I resorted to make my way home through the camp. Being about 11 O. Clock in the night I feared that if I took them unawares they might open fire at me so I decided to alert them by waving flashlight severally at them but none of them noticed me as they were busy watching film. So I decided to go. When I got there I greeted and while I going one of them called me back and warned me seriously never to try that again.
Politics / Re: GEJ Returns To Bamako With ECOWAS Mediation Team For Consultations by apiski(m): 8:02pm On Jun 25, 2022
donjazet:
Are there really Nigerians in this country who wish for people to still reward the APC led government?
Like are there really human beings who think people should go to the ballot box and still thumbprint for the APC?? Are people that foolish or something? Someone should help me make sense of it.

Talk people, not party... Peace.
Romance / Re: My Married Ex Is Bent On Sleeping With Me! by apiski(m): 12:48pm On Jun 20, 2020
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Romance / Re: Do Not Make The Deep Mistake I Made In Love - True Life Story by apiski(m): 6:58pm On Jun 19, 2020
Inside life...
Romance / Re: Any Girl Who Doesn't Ask For Money Doesn't Love You by apiski(m): 8:05pm On Jun 07, 2020
NaeChris:
This post should be thrown into the waste bin. You are just confusing yourself. You mention HOUSEHOLD, is the guy her husband? You talked about BOYFRIEND providing, are they married? No boyfriend has responsibility over any girlfriend unless they are engaged, even at that, there is a limit. No boyfriend has the right to have sex with his girlfriend unless they are married, otherwise ON MUTUAL CONSENT. Provission here is voluntry as long as they are not married. Na your type go finally come dey cast ladies of how them use you dump you. Seriously, you dey find girlfriend, wish you well in your search.
No mind the OP
Health / Re: I Can't Smell Or Taste Anything, Please Help by apiski(m): 6:20pm On Jun 07, 2020
BABANGBALI:
go and lick mad woman pusssasy for 21 days and everything will be ok. That's the only cure.
Sorry, I don't do pussy.


BTW. It seems you are talking from experience. Well, good for you.
Health / Re: I Can't Smell Or Taste Anything, Please Help by apiski(m): 6:09pm On Jun 07, 2020
BABANGBALI:
go and lick mad woman pusssasy for 21 days and everything will be ok. That's the only cure.
Sorry, I don't do pussy.


BTW It seems you are talking from experience. Well, good for you.
Health / Re: I Can't Smell Or Taste Anything, Please Help by apiski(m): 6:03pm On Jun 07, 2020
destinychildolu:

Use dongoyaro leaf too.
Thanks. That's part of my mixture. I use lemon grass, the mango(the bark), guava leaves moringa bitter leaf, pawpaw leaf and other ones I cannot name them in English. I inhale the vapour after boiling them together and drink some of it.

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