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Career / Re: Penjamin Franklin: I Refused My Female Boss Sex & She Sacked Me by apiski(m): 5:36pm On Mar 14, 2020
ebig21:
You are laughing, if it was a female, you will bash. Feminist
Na man u dey follow talk o. No b girl b dat.
Romance / Re: Ladies, Will You Turn Down A Guy Because He Is Too Handsome? by apiski(m): 9:27pm On Mar 11, 2020
XhosaNostra:

Tsek.
I swear, If I know wetin u dey talk about ehn, make I smoke siga.
Romance / Re: Ladies, Will You Turn Down A Guy Because He Is Too Handsome? by apiski(m): 9:06pm On Mar 11, 2020
XhosaNostra:


A Cameroonian maybe, they're sexier grin
Dis girl, I don dey observe you since. You dey always use style dey insult naija guys. No worry we go soon pursue you 4 dis forum
Romance / Re: She Wants Me To Have A Masters Degree! by apiski(m): 2:47pm On Mar 09, 2020
webizone:

I guess. But I have always been weak when it comes to the girls I really liked. Now what?
And you want to marry. Bia, take your time.
Education / Re: Naira Marley In University Of Ilorin Exam Question by apiski(m): 1:48pm On Mar 09, 2020
lahizak:

Wait ooo? Whats wrong with setting a practical question? Its a subject in the performing art dept. To me, this just like a lecturer in political science setting questions on the impact of Oshiomole removal
May oil continue to flow in your head.
Sports / Re: The Moment Chieme Martin Slumped And Died During NPFL Game (Photos, Video) by apiski(m): 10:40am On Mar 09, 2020
maynation:
There is something wrong with Nigeria.
I'm shocked. So na now you dey know. OMG
Romance / Re: Why Do People Hate Their Exes So Much? by apiski(m): 12:54pm On Mar 08, 2020
Offpoint:
Only have one true ex, they rest were dating themselves.

I don't hate that true ex, we still talk. I keep her as a friend cuz I have ulterior motives.

I want to attend her wedding, so I can raise my hand up when the preacher start reading the lines of" if any one here have a reason why this couple should not be join together, should raise his/her hand and come forward"

I'll raise my hands, walk out to the alter and say "Anita, please where's my Nokia charger?
Okon. Na you be dis?
Romance / Re: Why Do People Hate Their Exes So Much? by apiski(m): 12:43pm On Mar 08, 2020
Mrnakeina:
There's indeed, a thin line...
Between love and hate
Romance / Re: Let's Be Honest, Is This Not Wickedness. by apiski(m): 12:08pm On Mar 08, 2020
Lamanii22:



Stretch marks occurs even when you lose weight...
Ok. Thanks. I'll find out more about it. However I noticed the few ones just above my armpit, close to my shoulder that came out when I was building up disappeared when I stopped going to the gym and started loosing flesh.

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Romance / Re: Let's Be Honest, Is This Not Wickedness. by apiski(m): 11:34am On Mar 08, 2020
Blu03:
Bleaching causes it, but not always. I've met very dark girls with strechmarks on their boobs, butt, etc...
The skin has lost it's elasticity
Then work on yourself and try not to get fat.
Romance / Re: Like I Said, She Is Lying. I Am Not What She Painted Me To Be by apiski(m): 11:11am On Mar 08, 2020
Michellekabod2:
so we still have neutral people like this who say the truth without bothering if its a male or female involved?you have my respect!
Thanks. Cheers!

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Romance / Re: Like I Said, She Is Lying. I Am Not What She Painted Me To Be by apiski(m): 10:14am On Mar 08, 2020
ProfDview1:

OK... WISE MAN

Thanks
Oga? She has said her say and you've made you point. For me I believe there's more to what both of you have said, hence I don't believe any of you. But you are actually acting far bellow your age. Drop this thing and stop the mentions. I don tell you my own. I dey comot o.

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Romance / Re: Like I Said, She Is Lying. I Am Not What She Painted Me To Be by apiski(m): 10:04am On Mar 08, 2020
blackgold2018:
I smell lies. You weren't plain or direct enoug on telling her you won't marry her.
You sound revengeful. You are just using her due to her sleeping with ur friends.

Oga forgive her and let her go. And again "you are immature". Never put a woman's life on hold. "YOU FOOL"
Oga the last sentence in your comment just got me laughing. I think you've made my day because the laughter was needed.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Has Fallen: The God That Failed In Africa By Bayo Oluwasanmi by apiski(m): 5:44pm On Mar 03, 2020
Na today?
Politics / Re: Bayelsa Senatorial Race: Supporters Clamour For Lyon, Dickson by apiski(m): 1:39pm On Mar 03, 2020
OBUKSBAYELSA:


David Lyon And APC had every right to complain if they find the results of Sagbama funny. All I have said and will continue to say is that APC never defeated PDP for example Ogbia where they claimed they scored 58,000 votes all votes accounted for was about 15,000 and PDP won. Of the 8 Lga's APC won only in Nembe.
The fact that PDP finally had the day as a result of the supreme court's rulling does not mean you should start talking nonesense. When it comes to Bayelsa election you know nothing, based on what you have said. Come, are you a Bayelsan? Do you live in Bayelsa? Did you vote? Well, keep your answers to yourself, but see, let me tell you, even if that election was by head count, David Lyon would have won by land slide. Even if the election is conducted a million times again he'll still win. You can argue with yourself if you like.

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Romance / Re: How Likely Is It For A Lady Not To Know D Number Of Men Who Have Entered Her by apiski(m): 1:15am On Mar 02, 2020
mytime24:
Hw abt d guys
do u guys remember
Yeah! Big time. We keep count.
Politics / Re: Bayelsa: APC Plans Protest by apiski(m): 9:48am On Feb 26, 2020
sonsomegrigbo:
Igbos and division...












Is diri and lion not the same Igbos?
Hatred reign Supreme in their land
They are IJAWs, not IGBOs fullstop
Family / Re: Stereotype About Only Sons by apiski(m): 5:17pm On Feb 25, 2020
SmartyPants:


Historical data and a number of scientific studies do not support this assertion.
Oga please can elaborate on this a little bit. It seems I have something to learn from you.
Science/Technology / Re: Video Of A Manatee Dragged Along The Road In Niger Delta Region Sparks Outrage . by apiski(m): 11:53am On Feb 25, 2020
Godsfavour78:
if possible I will even use grenade launcher on the rat. I hate this animal so much since I was a kid I remember driving nail through the skull of a rat caught in rat gum and it started bleeding from the nose and mouth and eyes and ears. I also burnt out the eyes of another one with matches.

Just last week I saw a weakened rat outside my house I buried it alive.
That's right! Well done bro. We are kindred souls. Hunt them wherever you find them. Disgusting creatures but troublesome in nature.

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Politics / Re: Governor Diri Inspects Bayelsa Government House Guards by apiski(m): 6:57pm On Feb 17, 2020
alsudan:
Osho Baba and Zombies after seeing these pictures
My broda u no lie. D tin dey pain me reach my throat. Infact na mind I use open d thread so. Since d day wey I hear d news na so so pains I bin dey get for d left side of my chest. I just thank God say d tin don stop today after a long sleep.


Mind you, for Bayelsa hear na everebody d tin dey Pepe - mama, papa, pikin, aunty, uncle, including PDP people. No be only APC.

Ehm... But I no b zombie sha.

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Family / Re: We Have Stronger Women And Weaker Men Now!! by apiski(m): 11:38pm On Feb 16, 2020
herakles:
I disagree! we don't have weaker men, we just have a system/society that is increasingly antagonistic to masculinity, and tends to favour feminism and the likes
You are 100% right bro. Just last week I had to deal with this shit. I was about travelling but then there were no buses at the park and there was crowd there as we were all stranded. Luckily a taxi came and we all struggled to get inside. I was lucky to have made it inside as I was almost late for my appointment. But just then we noticed we had exceeded the maximum number required. One of us had to leave. I was shocked when a guy turned to me and said I should leave in order for one of the ladies to stay since I'm a guy. The kain bad eye I give am ehn. Na im I tell am say as I be guy so I supoz die for her abi? Unto say I don late so make my side cast bkus say she carry breaz abi. Nonesense! Nobody tell her na she begin waka.

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Romance / Re: I Am Beginning To Hate Men by apiski(m): 3:23pm On Feb 02, 2020
Seriously they are wicked n heartless !! What r their usefulness btw? Sex!! . Women give them so much importance , so they treat us the way they like!! Men r scums!! Don’t generalize is what they say but still turn out being like the rest .
Well said. We have heard you. You can now take a bow and leave.
Romance / Re: He's Having A Problem With His Wife To Be And Her Rich Parents by apiski(m): 8:39pm On Jan 28, 2020
Bola146:


Osu mi ooo, so men are still mumu, even some ladies no get sense.
Something tells me I know you from somewhere. Did you do your Youth service in Rivers State?
Crime / Re: 2 Mentally Challenged Lovers In Fierce Public Fight Over Sex by apiski(m): 11:14pm On Jan 26, 2020
post=86132380:

Lol wink
Truly, there is nothing wrong with the private parts of the mentally challenged people!
Their PP is very normal and working properly!
cheesy wink
Konji no know mad people ooo

A picture speaks more than a thousand words.......
Here you have it........
O lord my Gawd! wonders shall never end. So this is the mad man that always impregnated this mad woman. Back then in school she was always pregnant and at very short intervals. We always cursed the man getting her pregnant. So na dem dem sef. And she would always move about with the children.
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Arrested, His Luxury Cars Seized by apiski(m): 7:41pm On Jan 24, 2020
Bossontop:
Him go done dey ask quesions for office like: "Bhet am i a yahoo boy?? "
Lwkmd
Who is this guy exactly, that people keep using different pictures of him as memes?
Romance / Re: 2 Women In My Life, Which Should I Marry? by apiski(m): 1:29am On Jan 23, 2020
Sharmeenator:
Baba u already have ur answer, Benita! You said she makes you happy. Why are you still considering someone who has and will keep being a pain in your ass? Oga, learn to manipulate your emotions. It's good to be nice, but be careful, else you will be taken advantaged of. Lastly, don't set your mind on the girl in school. History has taught we Nigerian men never to hope on having a lasting relationship with girls who just entered into the university.
Gbam!
I concur.
Politics / Re: Gunmen Attack Goodluck Jonathan’s Home In Otuoke, Kill 1 Soldier, Injure Others by apiski(m): 11:29am On Dec 24, 2019
Officialgarri:
Jonathan cannot even provide security for his street. grin
Stop saying what you don't know? Do you live there? Are you from there? Always remember that whatever you read online always has some details left out. They didn't go for him or anybody. They went for the gun boat behind his house and they made away with it.
Nairaland / General / Re: Lightning Strike Kills 19 Cows In Iba, Osun by apiski(m): 7:38pm On Nov 23, 2019
Amen o.

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Politics / Re: David Lyon's Speech And English Got People Talking (Video) by apiski(m): 1:05pm On Nov 22, 2019
To all those who have problem with his spokeen English, abeg we take God beg una, make una leave am for us. We like am like that. Abi na una governor?. We know say him no sabi speak English before we vote am, and we go vote am again if him do us fine. Dickson wey sabi speak English, how far?
Politics / Re: Hate Speech: UN, UK Reject Death Penalty by apiski(m): 9:27am On Nov 22, 2019
I am proudly one of those who doubtlessly believe that the name Nigeria will one day cease to exist.
NOTE: I am not Igbo. So although I am sad about this bill and the evil intentions behind it, I am also happy because this will hasten the stride to Nigeria's disintegeration. If the gods want to destroy a man, they first make him mad. Examples are: Pharoh in the bible, Adolf Hitler, Gadaffi, Abacha and Henry Seriake Dickson. From time immemorial, evil has never prevailed over good. Them go do o, but las las we go dey alright. Today, after years of suffering, we Bayelsans are finally happy.

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Politics / Re: Amnesty Int'l Nig Asks Buhari To Stop Prosecuting People Speaking Against Abuse by apiski(m): 9:28am On Nov 21, 2019
You sure say him dey hear? OYO is your case.

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