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cococandy: Here's one I also saw.
I don laugh tire

alutacontinua: Apolosweets, sup?
how's Naija treating you?

alutacontinua:
I don dey retire small-small from NL jare
how are you and yours?

RoyalRoy: Hope Naija is treating you good?

We don miss the Alien and Humanoid series o!!!

Enjoy

cococandy:

One sharp babe don corner you. Chai.


BTW where's apolonius? Miss the dude.

Alutacontinua my love. Where are you?

alutacontinua: I'm fine, how are you too?
enjoying Naija, I guess?

alutacontinua: Apolonius, how was your trip?
I bet you're enjoying home
all of us from Jupiter wish you a wonderul stay

alutacontinua: you will need all forms of rechargeables
rechargeable lamps, chargers, fans, acs, tvs, cookers, heaters, etc etc
in other words, if nepa bring light today, you have to charge your rechargeable cos you won't be getting light again in 1 week.

2. You need to call your people at home 1 week prior to get you a sim-card cos it takes almost 1 week to acquire a sim card in Nigeria. From acquisition to registration etc etc

3. Grab some panadol, cos our roads

4. The air is kinda thick, dunno how to explajn this part but for the first 2 days, you're gonna think you're breathing in O4 instead of O2(oxygen)

5. Last I went, I used mtn subscription on my iphone for browsing, I think it's 3K for 1GB. That's almost the closest you'll get to keeping in touch with the universe while in that country

6. As you've not been there in 10 years, no stay pass 1 month if you wanna retain your sanity




long live NIGERIA!!!

alutacontinua: Apolonius, how's prep going?
Guess you're all set










you might wanna go through this post of mine, could be helpful


https://www.nairaland.com/1806133/nigeria-useless-countryyou-need-away/10#24735473.

Beehshorp: U no dey shame he woo u and u no gree for am..upon say na d onli boy wey u knw for aba..shey na ur type dey play hard to get well God don catch u..dats smoke go gif ebola virusa disease gotten from e-bola ahmed tinubu leader of jweeds...oya apc e-maggots quote me as u like cos i no dey come dis thread again...

cococandy:
Seriously though some of the accounts I read and hear about seem utterly unreasonable

Maybe I'm not a real christain duh
I've received tongue lashing since yesterday because I told my SIL that the visiting pastor who came to their church yesterday might be a fake one.

They've said prayers for my blaspheming soul and asked for forgiveness on my behalf.

The guy said he prayed for a woman who had fibroid and she passed it through her stool/excrement.
Like WTF!?
It would make a lil more sense if she said she had massive bleeding and pushed out the growth through her vaginaa. Hard to believe but a lil more easy on the ears than the story he told.

So I asked what's the connection between the intestines and the uterus? How did the fibroid leave the womb where it was embedded and transfered to her rectum so she could push it out via faeces?

I know fibroid is something that bleeds terribly and she couldn't have had such a massive miraculous surgery without a drop of blood lost.

But I guess that what makes it a miracle right?

Anyway I had to stop trying to explain my thoughts to them in order not to invoke the 'wrath' of God on the family with my blasphemy against a holy man of God



I haven't seen any such miracle before.
I don't believe them

alutacontinua: might watch it tomorrow, hopefully.
I know, @deep sleep

alutacontinua: No TV again tonight, biko
just on my bed, enjoying the weather........I think it's drizzling in Jupiter right now
waiting to drift away into wonderland

RoyalRoy: Lolllz.

I wonder where the humanoid dissapeared to?

Borrow me your carpet lemme go look for him please!!

alutacontinua: I and apolonius would open our personal thread.
and it won't be open to everybody
I'll get a lock and key for the thread from Seun

alutacontinua: I'm fine
How are you?

alutacontinua: Mind kwa?
I didn't even see anything