ValCon888:
The most useless prophecy I have ever laid my eyes on.

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someone should seize your phone. you are rude. lmao. don't you fear convulsions? or was that fires? I'm not sure.

Threebear:
This gay bastard that produced pornography featuring under age children.
I might not agree with all pastor Adeboye says but this evil creature from hell has no right to condemn him.

what were u doing watching under aged porn?
to the point you know who produced and directed them?

Xone3:
The moment they sent me account number to pay in, I knew it was an organized scam. Nothing told me to disregard the mail.

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I am always surprised when some people go ahead to pay. you did the right thing

majekdom2:
Lols, forget raising funds or meeting any serious investor at Nigerian entrepreneurship event. Many of these called social entrepreneurs claiming to be helping start ups are thieves. They go solicit for funds on behalf of a " program", demand an equity from founders with promises of meeting investors and getting your business funded, in the end you realise it's all scam. I have been there before.
Except, your product can attract international recognition or someway novel. Forget about getting funding from Nigerian investors. Just keep on with your work and apply to foreign acceleration programs. Your work will speak. Nobody knew paystack until they got to Y combinator in california. Now everyone dey famz with them. If they had approached some of those wanting to invest now some 3 to 4 years back, the answer would have been No. This is a problem in Nigeria. I understand what the economy is but truth is just like the citizens, there is lack of foresight and thus risk aversions in the business and investment environment.
Never pay to pitch to investors. That's a wrong step for any serious entrepreneur. They investors are not helping you, you are helping them. That was even a red flag. You are selling a future multi million dollar company to them. You are giving them an opportunity to turn their thousands of dollars to millions in equity. Why pay them to release. Never pay, unless it's an acceleration program that promises you an investment and gives you the money even before the start of the program.

exactly. I knew this ayeen was a scam from the first day. I wonder why they have such caliber of persons backing them.
my friend qualified for the "grant" with a promise of 9 million to fund his venture, eventually, they said they will instead give him as a loan. he agreed. till today, they have been foot dragging.

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How to Scam 1000 young entrepreneurs and make millions of Naira before Christmas (10 easy steps below):

Step 1. Set up a platform called Africa's Young Entrepreneurs (AYE) and claim that it is the largest networking event for entrepreneurs in Africa.

Step 2. Use your connections to solicit for support/affiliation from a few prominent Nigerians and 'oyibo' people that we are supposed to be impressed by.

Step 3. Promise young entrepreneurs all over Nigeria that their business ideas will be funded. Make them go through a shabby 'application process' where they spend their precious time and hard earned money to travel long distances for screening then send them a congratulations email that they are BENEFICIARIES of an undisclosed award.

Step 4. Invite them to pitch their ideas at a panel but charge them huge sums of money for it (in 2015 struggling entrepreneurs were asked to pay N30,000 for a chance to 'pitch' their business ideas to a panel and most were given nothing in return. No mentorship. No financial aid. No resources. Nothing)
*Where on earth are people charged money to pitch their business ideas? This is called Advance Fee Fraud (aka 419) as it falls under Section 419 of the Criminal Code.

Step 5. Hold a fancy event at Oriental Hotel, Lekki and invite politicians to hijack it as a platform to campaign for 2019 (I am personally disappointed that Senator. Ben Murray Bruce would openly voice his support for former Vice President Atiku Abubakar towards 2019 elections, in a room full of Young Entrepreneurs seeking to take Nigeria forward not backwards.)

Step 6. Call the event "Networking With Giants Conference," but do not allow any of the attendees to have access to meet any of the "giants." Instead let the "giants" tell us the challenges of doing business in Nigeria (which we are more familiar with than they are, with all due respect.)

Step 7. In the middle of the program, invite Alibaba (the comedian) to unhumorously solicit for funds from the attendees INCLUDING THE ENTREPRENEURS WHO ARE SEEKING FOR FUNDING! UNBELIEVABLE!!! We are disappointed as to how a distinguished Senior Citizen such as Alibaba could be blindfolded into such a charade of an event.

Step 8. Hire Usherettes to carry POS around and harass people to donate money including the people who came hoping to get funding for their businesses. Really!??

Step 9. Gather all the so called BENEFICIARIES to snap group picture and give them cheap neck warmer and empty certificate paper with no name or signature on it as proof of what you have done (assumably for the purpose of soliciting funds from foreign donor organisations).

Step 10. Hire Lil Kesh and other artistes to perform to a room full of "BENEFICIARIES" who are still so confused at what is happening till at almost midnight they start leaving disappointed...after 3 months of application procedures, paying for ticket, travel expenses from different parts of Nigeria to attend a political event that they never opted for.

That is a simple 10 step process to scamming over 5000 young Nigerian entrepreneurs as executed by Summi Smart Francis, founder of AYE.

Summary:
The AYE 2017 "Networking with Giants Conference" was simply a night of politics that was played with young aspiring Nigerian entrepreneurs as the pawns. A very fine show of the true position of the Nigerian youth today - mere tools for political ends while the youths themselves return home empty handed after the politics have been played.

We sincerely appreciated the presence of the dignitaries present especially the likes of Fela Durotoye who gave a compelling talk about the future of Nigeria and the ABC's of getting it right for the sake of the youths upon who the future depends. We also appreciate the likes of Patrick Utomi and others who shared their wealth of experience in the Nigerian business terrain, likewise the warmth of Mrs. Folorunsho Alakija who has been grand matron of the event for 3 years running. But what we saw last night was a sham!

Please share this post until it goes viral. Mrs. Folorusho Alakija (grand matron of AYE), Chief. Bola Ahmed Tinubu (grand patron of AYE), Fela Durotoye, Pat Utomi, Sen. Ben Murray Bruce, former Vice President Atiku Abubakr, Fidelity Bank Managing Director and all the other dignitaries at the event too numerous to mention deserve to know hear our feedback since we were not given audience that night.

We wish to state that the Nigerian youths will no longer be used as pawns to political ends. We hereby urge the above named distinguished citizens of Nigeria to caution the activities of the management of the Africa Young Entrepreneurs platform and its founder Mr. Sunmi Smart Francis.

We shall be seeking redress via due process soon.

(Kindly share on every social media platform available, tag anyone who attended the AYE 2017 conference and tag bloggers and news outlet willing to publish this piece)

Courtesy, a Scammed 'Beneficiary.'
Teniola Esan Esq

my only problem with the picture is why they decided to select only the guys with muscles and six packs to hold the pots. what of flat chested people like me? what if I want to lift pot too? this is discrimination. it is not fair and I will not stand for it. I call for a total overhaul of the selection process to be all inclusive.

"Able was I ere I saw Elba"
one of the most famous Palindromes credited to Napoleon Bonarparte when he was exiled to the island of Elba
which does not seem like he would really say it because the midget only spoke French
oh well

r231, Freiburger lalasticlala do the needfull

The finalists for the Kwese Gogettaz finals were announced on Sunday in Abuja by the chairman of Econet International, Mr. Strive Masiyiwa.
The programme which is an entrepreneurship contest had twelve finalists drawn from across the African continent. They are now in a battle to win the top two prizes of $100,000 each for a male and female entrepreneur.
Representing Nigeria in the contest is Pharmacist Akahome Pascal. His idea revolves around making antiretroviral medication easily accessible for people living with HIV.
To support him, as well as to view his video, go to win.kwese.com, scroll to Akahome Pascal, and use either the Facebook or Twitter buttons to share on your timeline. Each share counts as a vote. Let’s go Nigeria.
https://win.kwese.com/

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Daughter to Pastor and Mrs. Chris Oyakhilome, Sharon Oyakhilome just got engaged to her fiance.



Her Mother, Anita, broke the news, herself on her Verified Facebook Page. She wrote; “Congratulations to my daughter and son-in-law to be. What makes marriage beautiful is when two become one flesh, inseparable and always enjoying the pleasure of each others company.”

Another user, Amaka Ezeh excited by the news wrote: “Oh my God…….our very own CSO just said yes!!!! As in….. Carrissa Sharon Oyakhilome just got engaged to her future husband. Glorry…..That means PST CHRIS will soon become a grandfather, I just can’t wait for him to carry his grandson”

 



Congratulatory messages has since been falling in for the newly engaged couple..

“Congratulations Sharon and big congratulations to you too dear Pastor Anita. God bless this union and fill their home with peace and joy.”

“Many Congrats my darling Pastor Anita. Soo happy for you strong daughter of God. God bless your relationship and your union Sharon. Congratulations!”

Gluhbirne:
LOL, sorry about your bad but funny experience. Is the boy a mechanic at the shop or one random boy who approached you? I'm just wondering why you listened to him saying your headlight was bad. Thank goodness my car has been working fine so far but mechanics here are decent. I'll keep your tips in mind anyway.

Lmbo

he is the electrical person. he's one of them I'm sure they are all in on the scam. losers.

oh, and never leave your car with them overnight, you will get a shell the next morning, and they will tell you that is how you brought it.

I am writing this with a heavy heart. I am sitting here in my mechanic workshop, waiting for them to spray paint some scratches on my vehicle body, but that is not why I am sad.
You see, I saw a boy who said he will wash my headlamps and make them shine, and out of the kindness of my heart, I gave him the contract. He was to do it at five hundred naira.

while I was distracted, little imp told me my headlight was bad, and I have to buy a new one. Now I know that is a lie, but there is no way to prove it.

He brings one burned out light and says it is mine.

Long story short, I am going home with one light working, while ogbeni will most likely sell my light as Belgium.

Here are three important rules to guide you so you don't fall victim like I just did.

1 stay woke. these guys are all crooks. monitor every little thing they touch. they have been at their game for aeons and you are a visitor. they will not find it difficult stealing any and every of your car parts. It is their hobby.

2 never give them money to buy parts for you. take the pains to go and look for it and get a good bargain. They will collect 10,000 naira for brake pad and 30 thousand for battery if you allow them.

3 if you must let them buy anything for you, verify it is original. they have a penchant for giving substandard products to their clients. It gives them orgasms.

stay woke. don't be sheep.

#concerned and heartbroken citizen

mofedamijo:

Yes evil n plain childish,buh my original post still stands....lol

I quite agree with you anyway on your original post. only people who have taken time out to study body language will understand the chemistry in that picture. I am impressed with your intuition. and for those bashing you, pay them no mind. They are obviously little minds. cheers.

aaronson:
you welcome.

lol. I saw what u did there. evils. hehehee

recall that FFK has been one of the most vocal critics of the present administration

The livid ex minister took to twitter a few minutes ago to call out president buhari and the oil czar on the controversial $26billion.
He went on to give a history of monies allegedly misplaced under the present president who incidentally doubles as the petroleum minister

macaranta:
There must have been irregularities somewhere along the line

OBVIOUSLY
DUUURRRHH

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The former minister of aviation; Femi Fani Kayode took to his twitter handle to describe the real reason Ibe Kachikwu has not yet met with the President, as well as why he is being undermined at NNPC

Why is Ibe Kachikwu, the Min. of State for Petroleum Resources, surprised that he has not been granted access to @MBuhari and that the northern MD of NNPC is undermining him? Did he expect it to be any different? Has he forgotten he is Igbo? To Buhari ALL southerners are slaves.

https://mobile.twitter.com/realFFK/status/915437751926915073

Acepen:

How did that happen

her company went belly up due to regulatory issues. Though I believe Theranos' share value will still shore up soon enough.

soberdrunk:
Food is ready!!! If 'ET or any other 'Alien' do mistake land for Nigeria nah inside pot them go end last last!! I am happy we dont do 'halloween' in Nigeria because he get the kain realistic' costume you go wear, boys go don chop you finish dey use toothpick before they realize say nah human being......

Jesu o. hahahahhahahahaa. I wan laff die for work

A Sri Lankan couple are under investigation for using hundreds of school children to carry the train of the bride’s saree during a wedding ceremony.

About 250 students carried the train of the two-mile long saree worn by the bride, as she and the groom walked down a main road in the centre of the Kandy.

The National Child Protection Authority (NCPA) said using students for such ceremonies during school hours was against the law, with violators facing up to 10 years in prison.

The saree is the longest ever worn by a bride in Sri Lanka and another 100 students, from the state-owned school, served as flower girls at the wedding.

The students were from a school named after Central Province Chief Minister Sarath Ekanayaka, who was a special guest at the wedding,

‘We have started an investigation. We are going all out because we don’t want this to become a trend,’ said NCPA Chairman Marini de Livera.
‘What they (the wedding party) did is a violation of child rights,’ de Livera said. ‘Depriving children of education, risking their security and harming their dignity are criminal offences.’

young teenage son has ended the life of his mother in a tragic way after an altercation with her at home.

A teen fatally shot his mother in the back of the head after she told him he couldn’t keep a puppy in their home, police said.

The Lansing State Journal reported that the teenager identified as Andrew David Willson, 19, was charged Monday with murder and felony firearm possession after his mother Lisa Marie Willson, 51, was found dead in her home.

Willson called police early Friday morning to say he returned to their Wheatfield Township, Mich., home to find his mother dead in a bedroom, the Ingham County Sheriff’s detective Charles Buckland testified.

The teen talked to his mother about the puppy the night before, but she told him he would have to bring the dog to his father’s home instead, according to the detective.

Andrew Willson later told detectives that he used a rifle from a locked cabinet and shot his mother in the back of the head while she was sleeping, according to Buckland. Police recovered the .22 Magnum, which the 19-year-old discarded on a drive on back roads, Buckland testified.

Andrew Willson, who was denied bond at his arraignment Monday, is scheduled to appear for a preliminary hearing on Sept. 28.

http://www..ng/others/19-year-old-boy-killed-mother-photo

mrvitalis:


Less than 2.5 trillion ...federal government gets 40% of that do you know how much to pay civil servant ,police ,military and paramilitary and all other stuffs?
Do you ?

You think 4 trillion revenue is big ?? Really?

Divid that by 180 million let's see

someone came prepared to the gunfight. he he. nice

galadima77:
Those number of likes no reach my house members sef.

lol
talk true o

slimfit1:
In 2019 let us choose the thief that will lead us carefully.

lol

Mynd44 , OAM4J do the needful

He wrote
"If you have a governor who has the latest range rovers, land cruisers, gets security vote, does'nt owe anyone in the executive, state assembly and flies a private jet, and your roads are like this, you know what to do.. elections are near.. and if it is a federal road..."