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bgees:
thats not a bad habit.

bgees:
^ always mastubating.

neither is ^^^ that


@ topic
sniffs nail polish to get high lol

I love dredlocks

H2O2:
haaa I C! Then that wasn't the love of your life.

Righhht?! exactly!
LMAO @ fowl yansh

abrahym:
Look up to the sky and make a wish

Okay, are you serious right now? lmaoooooooo you must be kidding. This is sarcasm, isnt it?

H2O2:
Of course it was easy to miss all of THIS!!!!!!!! Since you compressed your response into those 3 simple words.I understand you perfectly.I think the perfect description of yours is that the love of your life is in love with someone else. You believe one should simply move on because the feeling from the other party does not mirror yours. I feel you.This is the love of your life we're talking about here. I would think it would be too intense to simply let go of . . . even moving on would be difficult. Moreover, if you get involved with someone else while your heart lies with another, you would be doing yourself a disservice, by living in misery while knowing that your happiness is with another.

Oh but see, thats my point exactly. Its some sort of illusion. That person isnt the love of your life, just something close. He certainly served a purpose in my life; he helped me realize the kind of man I want to be with. I think that was his purpose.
But how on earth did this become about me? Geex! Me and this my mouth gan sef.

H2O2:
I have never been that deeply in love with any woman yet to have one be the "love of my life"
sotigbo.

Yeah but I wasnt talking about you, it was a hypothetical answer for a hypothetical question Nothing personal.

The worst lies are the ones we tell to ourselves.

But well I have been in a similar situation. I'm suggesting you do what I did. Its of course, extremely difficult (happened years ago and I still miss the idiot lol) but its necessary. That "love of your life" (again, not talking about you) obviously does not feel thesame well enough to leave their current partner. If they were the love of your life, they'd be with you; not someone else.

michelin89:
Or adorable?

Who knows at this point?
Wish poster would edit and tell us what he meant to say

fried- sunny side up

You stop fooling yourself?

I think the poster used the wrong word. Am sure he didnt mean romantic. Probably beautiful?

Ayemhokia

Story of my life oooo, Ayemhokia.
I commend you for your honesty. Its your choice. You've chosen and I cant deny that I feel you.
At least you're honest and you know what you want, no need to pretend about it and all that.

I'm glad they didnt mention his name. God forbid that they did and someone goes to shoot the man. He needs to be alive, to suffer miserably. Poor kids, how difficult it must be to know your own father is your grandfather, and that you are the product of an incestuous relationship.

Ahh, that man deserves to have his p*nis sliced off with a blunt knife. He doesnt even deserve death.

1. My dog acts like a lesbian
2. I have supernumerary teeth
3. I love going for late night walks-between 12am and 3am; to reflect
4. If everyone was equal, I'd have no reason to live
5. I'm deathly afraid of missing my calling

honeric01:
Scissors and kitchen? what relationship does the two have with eachother?

Um,, never heard of kitchen scissors?


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@OP
sucks his thumb

eros:
Like you said, the woman is a widow and it is very likely she had a hand in her husband's death. Women can never be trusted. Most are serpents and scorpions looking for their next victim. She could be a very diabolical person who uses the future success of the junior staff to keep getting promoted.

^^^ Oh my goodness

sagluva:
co-sign i am just like u,  in every relationship i offer alot,   i've dumped all the guys i've dated but i know all of em learned something from me and they will be better off in the future. ,meanwhile all i get from them are lies.,,  they lie about how many girlfriends they've had, how many girls they've4 slept with, y their ex left em, how much money they have and lie about where they go 2,  

The story is thesame with me too. Mind you, I've only ever dated two naija guys but ohhhh did they ever teach me lessons!

cuts his nose hairs with thesame scissors he uses in the kitchen

My dream:

Myself and two friends just robbed a place (like a bank). We've got black outfits on, are heavily armed and we're driving off in some black car.

I've always felt like her and Coriine Bailey Rae look alike ; facial features that is

d bigrod:
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OMG.

haba,pls edit dat post so dat nl wont yab u.how can u say u like your stretch marks?[/size]

lolz the day I start to feel like I cant say how I feel and be honest on here, is the day I stop logging on. No, I do love them, I've had them since I was a child, how on earth would I be without them? I love them

Good to see she's back!

TOPE2000!:
i must say she more confident than the so-called sexy women

hmm true say. Tells us a thing or two about confidence sha.

honeric01:

LMAO are you going to be okay?

mama-gee:
Okay, you're getting really creepy
WTF loves MY[b][/b] stretchmarks for Nairaland's sake?

^^^
Is that creepy? hmm. Oh well lol

for NL sake ke?

mama-gee:
Since when did it become women(girls)
I thought it was Pot-bellied Nigerian men.

I love my stretchmarks.
Growing up, I was lucky to have a great role model teach me a thing or two about beauty. Yeah, I love my stretchmarks. I've had them for so long, I'd miss them if they were to disappear. They're almost like birthmarks to me now.

Somehow, I know she'll lose the weight. She IS beautiful and is such an exceptional actress. Lets hope she looses the weight sooner than later, for her own sake.

Kenny_G:
abeg leave the girls alone now aha, if you meet a girl you dont like or find too flabby just walk away all these noise about people and their weights is getting irritating jare esp as the accusers are not the ideal pin up guys themselves

Riiiight?!

Freiburger:
But it's easily pronounced on African women.

I've had stretchmarks since I was a child (maybe 6 years old?) and I've always loved them. No, am not overweight, and never have been. When I got them, I was so underweight so I certainly did not get them because I was overweight. Sometimes, stretchmarks arent there because you didnt care for your body. Sometimes you get them because you're extra special 

johnterry4:
why dont naija babes care abt their shape(body)? It isnt fair to say that tpp09hey dont. I'm Nigerian, and I care.my own idea of caring abt the body is not just using d best cream in d world but exercise to firm your body esp cos africans have high tendency to grow fat faster than whites[b]Really? Is this true?[/b] .most naija babe do nothing to firm their body thats why u see them grow fat easily aside that strtch mark,flabby waist,fat flabby arm(aka biceps).why is dis so?women shld cherish their bodies and do whatever to keep it in gud shape but wit what we see everyday,its like they dont even think of dat.what do ya all think?

I dont think its that Naija females dont care about their bodies. Come on, look around you, EVERYBODY is gaining weight lol. It isnt just us! Non Nigerians also have stretch marks and such,, and stretch marks does NOT know gender, even guys have been seen sporting those zebralines on their arms and thighs. Hey! it happens!
Get out there and see other Africans, other black folks, and other people around the world. Obesity is everywhere, and yeah we've got our share too but some Naija females are still fit and alot of them are pretty health conscious.