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RomanceRe: What's The Sweetest Thing A Guy Eva Said 2u? by AqRiUsAge(f): 5:43pm On Mar 24, 2010
na2day?:
is that u on your profile? girl u need a new outfit asap! tongue tongue tongue
(insert witty response here) grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Obama Signs The Healthcare Bill by AqRiUsAge(f): 10:25pm On Mar 23, 2010
I must say, am impressed. I dont follow politricks (ye%ck@*) much but this sounds like one hell of a good news to me.

Congrats, America!
Foreign AffairsRe: Obama Signs The Healthcare Bill by AqRiUsAge(f): 10:19pm On Mar 23, 2010
Universal healthcare does work in Canada. Its so good to know that your income has very little impact on the quality of healthcare you receive.

It does work in Canada. Its one of the many factors that Canadians takes pride in.
RomanceRe: Pls Help Me by AqRiUsAge(f): 10:07pm On Mar 23, 2010
Poster,
How come your signature says ten years?  undecided

I hope thats a typo (for your sake)  embarassed
RomanceRe: Pls Help Me by AqRiUsAge(f): 9:55pm On Mar 23, 2010
kpolli:
r u not the becky that vgc guy was looking for?
already planning marriage?
I know!

People must have lots of patience (or be crazy) to "date" for that long!

8 years?!
geeexoz!
8 years doing what?
Since you were 18?!

Holy mackrel!
Forum GamesRe: Tell Us 5 Interesting Things About Yourself by AqRiUsAge(f): 7:00am On Mar 21, 2010
I like body art
I've worked harder this past week than I have the past three months
I'm in need of a long late night walk
I just had some yummy oxtail and rice
I'm a chronic lover
PoliticsRe: Finally, Herdsmen Strike In Ekiti, Kill Police Corporal, Two Villagers Wounded by AqRiUsAge(f): 5:31am On Mar 21, 2010
No seriously. Enough. I'm still trying to make sense of that Jos incident. Abeg ehn? Cant a sista get a minute of peace? Geex!

Cant these people wait and not kill each other for ONE month? Ehn? ONE month is all I ask for, just one! Is it too much to ask?

GEEEXoX!
EventsRe: Happy Birthday Michelin89 by AqRiUsAge(f): 5:14am On Mar 21, 2010
awww I love birthdays smiley

Happy birthday Michelin
LiteratureNigetary by AqRiUsAge(op): 4:54am On Mar 21, 2010
It was supposedly a riot
Or something of the sort
It was supposedly a kill
And a few hundreds more

Supposedly a tear
Rolled,
in a hurry down a hundred faces
and though I wasnt there to see these
I sure heard.

It was supposedly pain
And wails, and fears,
And the perception that informed the knowledge that well,
It'll always be here.

Its supposedly this thing
That I hear, numbs you to feel.

I dont know why we stare at you on TV
Sharing stories of me and my own
That I know, I really should know
Telling me things that I dont dare think.

I'm sorry but there's gotta be a file somewhere back there for,
"God have mercy"s
Since God is sure to send yet another begotten son to save the good, forgive the uglies and maybe if we're lucky; undo the wrongs so that no one, not one of My kins would ever be forsaken

Yes yes! I knowwww!
I know, Mr.
I heard it too.
Though you narrate it like its something new.
I'm just as bothered as you.

Hey, but the other day,
I just about made the biggest change!
I just about cried loud enough
For its echoes to make a quake.

Hey, I know, Mr.
Did you hear me say,
I just about remembered
Exactly what you were trying to say.

Are you listening?
If today, I was to stomp my feet in a dessert full of bees
If today I was to shout in a pond full of bears
If somehow today I became pyromanic,
listen to me,
, and I lit a fire in a cemetery mister mister,
Hope you hear me,
Which one of the dead bodies would get up to rescue the rest or easier yet mister,
riddle me this, who would run?



*inspired by an NL thread (that i cant seem to find for the life of me arrrgh!0*
RomanceRe: How Best Can I Tell Her? by AqRiUsAge(f): 4:30am On Mar 21, 2010
rocnaija:
It's not a big deal.
Just make sure you only suck after dinner, so you can use the hair as dental floss.
madlady:
Tweezers, just kiss her and pluck tongue lipsrsealed
There needs to be a rofl emoticon. You guys are too funny!
RomanceRe: In Love With A Single Dad by AqRiUsAge(f): 12:49am On Mar 21, 2010
I've dated single dads and honestly, sometimes I prefer them to men without kids because they already know what its like to have a child. SO! No pressure on you having kids for them (works for me!)
Besides, single dads (especially with daughters) tend to date much more responsibly (says, my stats smiley ) and are less likely to associate with irresponsible females (also, courtesy of my stats o!)
Besides, you get a chance to assess the way they treat their kids. Does he care for the child? Does he not? Does he act like a responsible father figure or just allows his kid to run around the house disrespecting you and him?
Your friend gets the chance to see how he is as a daddy, do you know what I mean?

Besides, do you blame the other woman? She probably is in love with him and (if I may guess that she is African), still feels that because she had kids with him, she should be with him.

But it doesnt matter what she wants. It matters what your friend, and what her man wants.  

Important thing here though, is that he needs to get legal visiting rights. There is no reason why he should not be able to bring the kids to his house and since your friend is going to be a part of the family heyyyyy well then they all better get familiar with each other.
RomanceRe: How Best Can I Tell Her? by AqRiUsAge(f): 12:40am On Mar 21, 2010
LOL funny post.

Well, do you have something that she may consider a flaw?
I'm suuuuureeee you do.
(A bunion? A corn? A missing tooth? A big round pack? A , we can go on and on, )

How would you want her to tell you that it bugs her?

However you tell her, be sure to pad it with alot of niceys smiley
RomanceRe: What's The Sweetest Thing A Guy Eva Said 2u? by AqRiUsAge(f): 11:59pm On Mar 20, 2010
MuNeme:
I wouldn't know cos am a guy but if I were a lady the sweetest thing to come from a guy should be 'I will take you out for shopping' lol
Oh God! Thank God its sarcasm.

What an insult!
Everytime I get this from a man (always Naija men o, no coincidence here) I take a look at my outfit and wonder what gave them the impression that I needed a new outfit.
RomanceRe: Can Your Man Kiss Your Feet? by AqRiUsAge(f): 11:04pm On Mar 20, 2010
Its both silly and romantic
RomanceRe: Can Your Man Kiss Your Feet? by AqRiUsAge(f): 11:04pm On Mar 20, 2010
Oh he most certainly WILL! lol
RomanceRe: What's The Sweetest Thing A Guy Eva Said 2u? by AqRiUsAge(f): 10:59pm On Mar 20, 2010
Nothing comes to mind, sadly.

Either I have a bad memory, or I meet sour men, or both.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Real Guy by AqRiUsAge(f): 10:51pm On Mar 20, 2010
Ohhhh da hellll wow!
RomanceRe: Would You Marry An Older Lady Who Initially Lied About Her Age? by AqRiUsAge(f): 6:46pm On Mar 18, 2010
BettyBlue:
@AgRiUs. This thread is about deception for years and how to deal with it. Fear of facing more lies, since a lie can be told and held onto for 6 years. Yes, i did lie but cleared it up before the relationship barely became emotional
.
Just reread my post. Sorry for being so blunt, my mood has been extremely foul all week. Yeah, I get it though but you should be able to understand it, right? To you, it may make a difference, but to some others, a lie (regardless of the length of time it was told for) is a lie.

Anyway, good luck.
RomanceRe: Would You Marry An Older Lady Who Initially Lied About Her Age? by AqRiUsAge(f): 5:08pm On Mar 18, 2010
LMAO so he lied about his age too?

So why the complaint? Arent you both liars then? You lied for two months, she lied for years, same damn difference!

What on earth was this thread about?
RomanceRe: If Told 2 4give One, Who Would U Choose? Ur Bf & Ur Best Friend Caught In D Act by AqRiUsAge(f): 5:03pm On Mar 18, 2010
bee444:
Even on your Pastor, my dear?
I have a pastor? angry

And yes, is a pastor not made of flesh and blood? I must do as the pastor says abi?

Gosh!
RomanceRe: If Told 2 4give One, Who Would U Choose? Ur Bf & Ur Best Friend Caught In D Act by AqRiUsAge(f): 3:50am On Mar 18, 2010
Forgive one ke? I'd take out my anger on whoever said to forgive one.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Just For D Seriouse Lagos Base Ladies by AqRiUsAge(f): 3:33am On Mar 18, 2010
Lord, give me the strength
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Did You Came About Your Users Name? by AqRiUsAge(f): 3:26am On Mar 18, 2010
Mhismole:
ok now i really dont know what you talking about. the only thing i can get is drinking. and i dont drink. much.

Yay! thats my sign too!!
Ahhhh,, well then you must be crazy, odd, and awesome! Nice lol

InesQor:
@Mhismole: Well, when I rearranged your own name I got HI MOSLEM and I'M HOLMES.
So I know you're either a Muslim, or you're a really smart detective wink cheesy
We both know which one it is, right?

So you should apply those detectives skills. . . or just don't bother. The message is in your IM already, sent it like 20 mins ago.
wow.
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Did You Came About Your Users Name? by AqRiUsAge(f): 3:22am On Mar 18, 2010
InesQor:
@Aqrius Age: No. It's because when you rearrange your name, you get IRAQ USAGE. grin I remember you as the one-eyed pirate terrorist.
^^^
Seriously, you have issues lol
You have too much time on your hands.
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Did You Came About Your Users Name? by AqRiUsAge(f): 3:15am On Mar 18, 2010
This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius!
*dancing*

thats how I came up with mine  smiley

Either that or my astro sign and the fact that am infatuated with my current age?

I seriously dont know jareeee, I just like the name.
RomanceRe: Would You Marry An Older Lady Who Initially Lied About Her Age? by AqRiUsAge(f): 3:08am On Mar 18, 2010
The relationship would be over. I'm sorry but wtf!

Insecurity shminsecurities!

Abeg, It'd be over till further notice if it was me.

But it isnt me, so please, act according to your conscience, poster.

On another note,

Kenny_G:
nope, I mean how can you marry someone who is older than you now! aha! The next thing she go dey order u around under the guise that she is the senior partner
^^^ simply disgusting, am sorry.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Real Guy by AqRiUsAge(f): 2:46am On Mar 18, 2010
google070:
plz the firt guy to call me will have me seriously dating. i m Sandra from Igbo land but ma mum is from Calabar, 08124210415,08090862846,08034780622, 08072775173,
urm seriously? you promise?!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Love Lost? by AqRiUsAge(f): 2:44am On Mar 18, 2010
hmm, sounds like drama. I better comot
RomanceRe: I Just Broke Up With My Girlfriend Of 4 Years But She Never Offended Me by AqRiUsAge(f): 2:16am On Mar 18, 2010
That was a long read. I had to skip some parts,

But my heart goes out to you.

Leave 3rd, 4th, 5th and such wheels, out of your relationships. A man and a woman should know how to manage themselves without the rest of the world putting in their 5 cents.

Its you, yourself and your woman.

But the 7 months may be good for the both of you. Reassess it in 7 months. If she doesnt come back then well, its out of yoru hands and you have no choice but to move on. If she does and you do want to be with her, well then you've got your problem solved.

Really, that whole church thing,, classic! too funny.

Good luck.
PoliticsRe: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by AqRiUsAge(f): 6:52pm On Mar 17, 2010
Because armed robbers were getting too comfortable robbing us sad I miss Naija though
TV/MoviesRe: Best Movie Quotes by AqRiUsAge(f): 4:48pm On Mar 15, 2010
"from that first time me and you talk for phone, I send you die. And now as me and we dey talk, I send you pieces".
- Letters to a stranger

Celie: I curse you. Until you do right by me everything you think about is gonna crumble! Albert: Who you think you is? You cant curse nobody. Look at you. You're black, you're poor, you're ugly, you're a woman, you're nothing at all!
Celie: Until you do right by me, everything you even think about gonna fail! 
I'm poor, black, I might even be ugly, but dear God, I'm here. I'm here.
- The color purple



Sofia (to Celie in the farm): All my life I had to fight. I had to fight my daddy. I had to fight my uncles. I had to fight my brothers. A girl child ain't safe in a family of men, but I ain't never thought I'd have to fight in my own house! I loves Harpo, God knows I do. But I'll kill him dead 'fo I let him beat me.
-The color purple

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