₦airaland Forum

cudeh:
Are you sure nothing again happened or are you hiding it from us Just be sincere coz we can't see you, be open!!!

ibejiibeji:
woke him up(cos he was asleep in 'my' house) to talk about our future and d 1st question he asked me was is there someone who's asking you to marry him? my reply was no(cos that's the truth) and his next comments were ''let me see the man who will take what i have taken from you'' ''you think i am a fool'' ''you don't want me to prosper''(cos there's some chick who he says is giving him contacts and i have been giving him grief about) then he stormed off to his car and to spend the night   :'

ayettymama:
the day i went to go and beat the hell out of one guy in his workplace!!!

i beat him soo bad his girlfriend was feelin it outside london!!

useless monkey! he go hear the name yetunde for left and turn right!!!

niyagi:
Hi everybody ,
Ele Merin to lewa means "Four hot ladies that are beautiful"
Ma wori, timba re eh, ma so fun eh means "Dont worry, when I see (or meet or get you), I'll tell you
Hope someone can tell me what this is about

honeric01:
lol, alabajo, u bi afarikorodo HA! i love my look best when I am. I'm not right now, though lol, sorry joking wasnt offended , see, to laugh is good no matter how old you are we're not talkiing about laughing, we dey yan bout laughing at people's looks, it's good to laugh lol . please tell me, don't you laugh at omo baba's ugliness who be omo baba??

Anyways how many Nigerian/African men have you seen with long hair? If I had to count, at least 20but women are naturally born with long hair or am i wrong?WRONG! We arent. It may appear so, because we tend to leave it to grow

Well i was never complaining about Nigerian women, i only laughed at what you and one other poster posted, check my first post to see. am too lazy to go check jor!
Finally, check my profile, i have a Nigerian girl in my life and i cherish her to the core!.Aww,  good luck to you two.

Outstrip:
Please do us all a favor. I would love for some of these abusive men here to post their resumes. Let us see what you filed in taxes last year also. LOL. Let us see what you have to offer. Give us your exes phone numbers so we can verify that you met her emotional needs and that you have more than 3 inches to offer. LMAO. This is pathetic. Why are you here whining like a 2 year old baby. There are certain things that separate the men from the boys. You men seek out women like this. That's the truth. You are afraid to seek out a more independent woman because you are afraid that you cannot handle it. There are men like you that were born and raised in Nigeria that have independent wives and they are happy and proud of it. If you are here whining that you got a girl with sagging bosoms, wide womanliness, no job, no money, no good manners don't you think you have a problem? Only you with a girl with all those attributes all the time. Even if God was mad at you

honeric01:
Afarikorodo na hairless person, not even short hair, HAIRLESS, i have seen bald girls before (believe me), thank God for Horse tail, if not, chei, NUN for plenty for Naija.
Why shouldn't i laugh at a girl who looks like a vulture or an Ostrich?
As for me having short hair, that's wrong, first, i am a male and secondly, my hair is of normal length so?

honeric01:
, @ fake nails and fake yansh , even fake bosom too, some of una be afarikorodo, thank God for Wig

ohisng:
What they have to offer?
SLACKED EXPIRED bosoms You should buy us fitting bras
OVERUSED and LAX PUNNANI We certainly didnt "lax" it ourselves
FAKE HAIR lol. I dont blame you, na only because we no do am well to convince you that its real. All those celebs that people (and likely you too) salivate over e.g Beyonce etc, no be fake hair dem dey use? KMT besides, we certainly dont all wear fake hair
FAKE EYEBROW this one actually made me laugh!some people dont grow much hair on their brows, you cant blame them for drawing it on na
FAKE bosom PAD why anyone would pad their backsides, is beyond me. Oh wait, maybe its got something to do with alot of guys requiring that everyone carries king-size mattress for a backside. Look at it this way: what you demand for, is what you get. if there was no demand, the product would certainly not exist
FAKE NAILS dont you dare say anything about fake nails! they look good! ,
everything about them is USED and OLD Used by who? And Old? Doesnt everything get old? Be realistic, mister!

MzDarkSkin:
The REAL mistake I've made was while being angry about someone bad riding me lol I tried to be spiteful by stealing their parking spot, so i raced to the spot, smiling all the while and as they drove off (im still smiling at this point). . .BAM! i lightly hit the parked car LOL. and though it wasnt major it left scratches and chipped paint on the parked car. If that wasnt enough I backed up and zoomed away
i PUT my hand behing the passenger seat preparing to back up and I end up going forward! lol. so i finally back up and i hear a loud dragging sound, guess what? I slightly pulled off my front bumper and to make matters worse my paint chipped off JUST like the guy whose car i hit.

mama-gee:
What are those pleasing attributes that attracts you to a man[b] even though you have no plans of dating him?[/b]