₦airaland Forum

Mumu people

Sheistoopretty:
my father and brothers are Us*less........All of them

yes, very useless family

Pandev:
Awọn ọmọ Igbo are angry that the more they attack Tinubu, the stronger Jagaban becomes. Now they're tearing banner. Imagine it was Andrew liver salts' banner, they would have been crying on Twitter now, telling us how democracy is in danger. Don't worry, 25th is here...

In other words you are conceding that Igbos reign supreme in Ogun state

Thank you

Hmmmm

Cabinet of curiosities shit

E be things oo

jumper524:
This is the same bank obi is trying to raise illegal funds from in disguise of campaign.
Zenith bank.
They've hoarded all the cash so Peter Obi can have funds to buy vote.
Ask yourself why is it only zenith ba k that's being attacked and why are they not despencing cash despite multiple rumors that emefiele himself is a share holder.
When we say we know their plan and we would uncover it. I think the dots are already connecting.

If the below pictures don't ring a bell to your brain. Go and buy another brain cos the one your having is not working.
Rufai oseni tried to pin it on Asiwaju trying to buy vote meanwhile the Pandora known thief that was exposed by an international newspaper didn't deem it fit to hide majority of his loot in Nigeria he wants to rule but far away from Nigeria.
Thief dey disguise.
Obi is a known criminal not a hidden criminal who called for the release of Nnamdi kanu that tried to grind Nigeria to the ground.

He's your incoming

Better get used to that

South west is burning

God1000:
This is heartbreaking, I don't just understand why people still live in disaster prone areas

May God have mercy on us

Thank God Nigeria is safe from natural disasters, we don't have a government that can respond to such emergencies

Haaa those areas look disaster prone?

OkutaNla:
Lol. Peter Obi the false messiah (who happens to own a large stake in Fidelity bank, and has unfettered access to the new notes) has told them and other suffering masses to keep suffering and smiling and endure Emefiele's policy, while encouraging the remaining 50% POS operators that are still fleecing hapless Nigerians to keep at it, because he hopes the policy would favour his electoral ambition.

But they shouldn't worry, president Tinubu will surely alleviate their suffering after taking office.

Wow so Peter obi is president and CBN governor?

Omo you people are really idiots oo

What a waste of human space on earth

destiny4luv:
Good day Nairalanders.l; let me go straight to the point. I work off-shore so most of the times I am not always around, some times I can be at work for three months and be given one or two weeks time- off that's just the nature of my job.

But they is something troubling me seriously, when I give my wife instructions regarding anything at all she will first of all ask my Mom before she carries out the instruction I give her, that's if my Mom is in support of the instruction. Recently I gave her an instruction regarding a particular matter while I was on time-off, only for my wife to call me fee weeks later that she has carried out the instruction when the time I told her to carry out that instruction is not yet. I was so mad at her I asked her why can't she wait till the time I told her to do it; she said my Mom came over to the house and told her to do it so she did it. At that point I cut the call.

Later that day my Mom called me and was asking why I cut the call on my wife and refused to pick her call even why she was calling back, I told her she was the course, and she said how, and I told her why will I give my wife instruction and u will come to counter that instruction without the both of u letting me know not after the did has been done. My Mom was angry that can't she have say in my home, I told her to an extent not to the point of countering my instructions. She was very angry we both had some argument on the phone before I told her am late for work I want to cut and she hang up, she knows I was seriously angry with her. Since that day she hasn't called me and I haven't called her too.

My wife called me and apologized that it won't happen again. I forgive her and we both made amend. Now my Mom is not talking to me and my wife at the moment. Please what I did was it wrong or did I over reacted?

I love and respect my Mom likewise my wife, but I won't want her to control my home for me. Should I call her and apologize to her or just let her be till her mind comes down?

Your mum seems like the domineering type

Tell your wife to fall in line or fall out

They will only sit to discuss their share of the booty

Nothing to see here

Menclothing:
Eko Atlantic
Ikoyi
Lekki
Ibeju


This place are fastest growing area in Africa

Point me to the statistics,

Where is your source let us see it here

Philistine:
Other ports have been working for the past 2yrs, typical Nigerian lazy youth. Now move yourself to your Alaigbo.

Continue lying to yourself to feel good

bender79:
I love Ndi jare .....Everytime Lagos dis and dat. Get somewhere like Onne port working and you will see heavy migration from that slum

They dunno

Onne and Calabar

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

Bloody coward

Has he finished boasting about how they can't do anything?

Why seeking court order since you be oga G5 of the whole world?

elpochas:
Guy na WA for u o, forget say Niaja and African don spoil that plaz.It is a very fine tourist country.The capital alone,Instanbul sends shivers down the spine,Who would nt like to visit the ottoman empire or see the present Asia minor in history books.That plaz na fine country to visit o.

Leave am make e dey cap

E say na yahoo boys full there, I wonder the ratio

Hendrixky:
Was it earth quake

Or building collapse


Okay na earth quake. Alright

But I don't know Turkey as tourist spot

For me Turkey na yahoo boys base

For you....
You need to expand your horizon

Ckonnet:
Burna deserved the Grammy that the woman stole and merited the one he won also so I don't understand all this I help you vibe, that's why I never regarded all those rigged award even beyonce n jayz have to cry out b4 they started grabbing the Grammy.

This is why the guy never cared about naija peeps because they never loved him, see the amount of hate here.

it's why people like Eminem no dey send Dem those years

Deprofessional:
Did I hear fair argument? Chai. Who did this to us?
So Babangida, Abacha, Buhari, Shagari, etc are from the south.

Ok.

you can see the kind of lots we share space with in this geographical space.

people who support evil - but this time around they will eat their flesh and drink their own blood

a new nigeria is coming

gasparpisciotta:
Nigeria is obviously too big for only one person to handle.

A wholesale military intervention is required.

big for one person?
nothing like that

Franzinni:
Body done calm down ... All the glam has wiped off from crying like a fountain .. boss chick don resemble house geh

She go answer ex convict join sef

nony43:
Everton go collect.

Wotowoto

Omooba77:
Arsenal will continue its impressive run in the league this season with a visit to managerless Everton.....

No doubt

Up the Gooners!!

Nwadu:
Ladies and gents...

Gone are those days when medical science, pharmacy, law and accounting were the most successful and lucrative courses to study.

ICT, telecoms, infotech and CSC have taken over.

Gone are the days when literacy meant who can read or write.. now a literate person is he who is very inclined with technology.

In the nearest years the world won't be led by the rich and Mighty anymore but by technocrats and IT experts.

The words professor, doctor, esquire, his excellency will all be obsolete in a few years to come.

Do you know that customers can now produce their ATM cards without entering the banks? Do you know that in the nearest years banks won't exist in buildings again but just on the internet

Do you know that I can help you monitor your spouse's social media messages (Whatsapps, phonecalls and even Facebook) messages and get them delivered directly to your own phones

I am @ zero eight one one three 077 one 67

The world is now a digital global village.

Hospitals will still be around

Emilokan means desperation

Dbegining:
New notes wet scare like mad na him yoi dey step on and spray, dey must ask her where she from get the new notes. Na small smal we go dey trace the problems.

But on a lighter mode, make village peole no reason person matter oh, na today EFCC remember this law🤔🤔😂😂

One slap will make her sing like a canary that she is

Fira09:
SOURCE

Good
Scape goat don enter

Racoon:
Just Imagine! Christians are you listening? The man just make a mess of good quality electioneering in a 21st century civilization.

All sane & well discerning Nigerians owe it a civic duty and obligation to ensure this roasted vulture-looking tyrannt, drug baron, identity theft specialist and bullion vans criminal never have anything to do with out nation life.

Tinubu is a nation's eyesore.This the insult the SW is inflicting a nation with? Ko ni dafu esu.

😂
Calm down bro

naijainstinct:
Earlier this week, someone wrote here on Nairaland that "Nigerians don't hate corruption, we only hate when we are not the ones directly perpetrating it".

That said, politicians are corrupt, bankers are corrupt, civil/public servants are corrupt, security agencies are corrupt, political appointees are corrupt, oil marketers are corrupt, business men are corrupt, etc.

Let's talk about the petty traders, artisans and self-employed like the POS operators, anyone wants to rip everyone else off at any given opportunity. We complain about corruption but we also aid and abet corruption.

Today, it's the bankers and POS operators smiling and having a field day, tomorrow is for the oil marketers and the black marketers, next tomorrow is for the immigration officers and their street agents who will rip you off before you can get an international passport, the next day is for public servants who are always seeking ways to siphon public funds or are lackadaisical in service delivery because they believe they are more important than the general public whom they are meant to serve. The next day is for the police, military and paramilitary agencies who are either trying to extort the average Nigerian through bribery, colluding with oil vandals and/or criminals to loot the nation's resources, requesting for "mobilization fees" before helping to apprehend a criminal, pursue justice or even attend to a petition. Then the politicians will form an unholy alliance with the public servants to divert public funds, fund terrorism, banditry and criminality for their selfish interests and personal aggrandizement.

Another day is for the religious leaders, another for the petty traders. Even the corporate businesses like the telcos and the banking institutions are systematically stealing from their customers through hidden, ridiculous and frivolous charges.

As far as Nigeria is concerned, it's a dog-eat-dog society. Actually, it's the way the world is wired but for the fact that some countries have managed to instill discipline by force or by setting in place active systems to curtail human greed. But here, nobody cares. It is a nation of impunity where only the poorest of the poor and the uninfluential face justice.

To conclude, let me borrow someone's analogy about Nigeria. Nigeria is like a fan whose oscillator (mechanism of even wealth distribution) is broken and therefore cannot offer air (equal opportunities) to everyone except those who manage to stand in front of it (the politicians, the corrupt public servants, the greedy businessmen and contractors, the shady security officials, opportunists and beneficiaries of terrorism, banditry and sundry crimes). Instead of us to all come together and find a way to fix this fan's oscillator, we are all struggling to get in front of this fan.

I have stopped praying for Nigeria. Nigeria will be better and great if we all allow it to.

This is clearly my opinion. I did not quote anybody nor oppose anyone. If you are benefitting from the systemic corruption and therefore think you can quote me to share a nonsense contrary opinion, GOD WILL PUNISH YOU!!!!!!

You will live long bro

Nigeria will be great under the right leadership and I will see it

Aldol:
For Obi supporters to be insensitive to the plight of the suffering this new naira design has brought to Nigerians is something to worry about. All because of politics, you resort to mocking Nigerians who are suffering. Is this how you want Obi to win. This is why you keep losing supporters daily ,Andrew liver salt people

Go and pick your brain where you left it oo

afroniger:
Emefiele really messed up. If he knows what's best for him he should just simply resign. He went ahead with such a delicate policy of monumental socio-economic implications knowing full well that the CBN lacks the capacity to print and circulate the requisite new notes to replace the old ones.

At this rate, the apex bank may have to direct banks to re-release some old notes back into the system (as a face-saving measure) to forestall the accelerating chaos the policy is already generating, coz apparently the CBN has printed about ₦450-billion of new notes so far (much of which has been hoarded). The Mint can print a maximum of ₦950-billion per year if they print only ₦1000 notes. If they mix the notes, it will be much less. Meanwhile, they've withdrawn ₦1.9-trillion and are still trying to withdraw ₦900-billion more. How is that expected to work?? Buhari is toying with his legacy.

Buhari and legacy of wickedness and untold hardship on the masses

I see alot of old folks talking about their 1983-1985 experience saying nothing changed about this man.

Nigerians need to wise up and get it right in next election

I'm sure they read you, loud and clear