₦airaland Forum

DuduParaPara:
See as Twitter no even send them.

They're the ones running up and down cos they will need Twitter for campaigns next year.

They thought they could frustrate us by suspending it.

Well, we survived. Now they're looking for ways to unban Twitter without them looking stupid.

See how many times they have released statements cos of Twitter.

Yet Twitter just continued and moved on as though they don't exist.

Flesh and blood did not reveal this to you

WibusJaga:

If only we can ban Medical Tourism by public servants, then the political class in power would be forced to look inwards & improve our health system.

Didn't the incumbent promise to do that
He can't even upgrade aso rock hospital
Who has been doing other wise ever since?

falseprophet:

what do you see false prophet?

RedEnergy:
Is this not equivalent to kidnapping, human trafficking and slavery

That is what it is, no painting or grandstanding
Nigeria police holds a jambite against her will, sleeping and using her like a slave
These are Abba kyaris men oo
I'm just shaking here right now, this is appaling and wicked to say the least

The man don show them pepper

Fahdiga:
Being a pastor is the best paying job one can get in Africa and they don't even pay tax. They can demand for anything from their flocks in Jeeeeeeeeesus name and they will get it. He even confidently promised the wife that private jet is next because he is sure his congregation will foot the bill for it. I think I have to reconsider my career path now

Go and open your own church na

Jerryherd:





Best speech ever.... Blunt and straight forward

20 years ago, US sent Americans to Afghanistan for their own protection, thousands of Americans died, thousands more physical wounded, hundreds of thousands mentally traumatized, 1 trillion wasted in war expenses without any significant results or benefits to American taxpayers or Christian world

Joe Biden made it crystal clear, 20 years ago some American parents might have been sent to a pointless American mission in Afghanistan, in 2021 he is not willing to send more of the war veterans kids again to witness pointless war their parents witnessed

If you wish to join the Fight as a righteous Christian to defend Afghan Shi'ite, Sunni Muslim or orthodox Catholic, take a flight to Kabul

Joe Biden as a Father watched his son fight as a US Army Major from 2002 to 2015 in the Middle east till he died... That's personal sacrifice of a father



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His son was a major for 13 yrs??
Pah

Pierocash:
how can you pity people who want Islamic rule.

Afghanistans supported the Talibans and still want to run away after Taliban captured the country. Are they not confused?

no they are not
atleast not all of them
the core supporters are in the rural areas and other provinces
theses ones in capital kabul are westernised already
follow the events well you will see lots of them are destroying certificates acquired and anything linked to "haram" and westernization, hence the panic....as they will be termed infidels
in all these its the women i pity more, no schools, no movements except with male escorts, no jobs again most likely(even though the spokesman is saying women should be free to involve in administration

Racoon:
This is a very peacefully community of people in Jos North but all over the years have been subjected to injustice and atrocities by marauding and killer fulani terrorists who have vowed but will keep on failing to wipe them off the earth.

Rest on people but God will surely avenge your beleaguered community of your killer. "No evil deed will go unpunished.Any evil done by man to man will be redressed.If not now then later. If not by man then by God. For the victory of evil over good can only be temporary" (Late Dele Giwa).

the irony is that 3div baracks is just closeby

Kastonkastroll:
But during their campaign these people promised to reduce the price of PMS. They held different rallies when Gej increased the price of fuel and today they are doing far worse than Gej in handling the economy of the country.

Buhari even had the temerity to tell Gej to resign when insecurity wasn't as bad as it is today. You can't even travel with your mind at peace. Our debts profile hasnt been this high. There is immense poverty in every nook and cranny of the country. Inflation has TKO the naira.

If fuel should be sold at 300naira per litre, how do these charlatans in power expect the average nigerian to survive? Though they say the average nigerian is a survival(but for how long)

God please give us succor, heal our land and provide for us. Amen!

Elastic limit will soon be exceeded

While at it, they should make sure it's rotated amongst the various zones

englishmart:
even the pilot wont breathe well. peace is criminally underrated

AC dey na, shooo

Ellegacy:
So I attended an interview this morning, I applied as a farm manager. It's for a big farm that also has an hotel. We were called to present ourselves at their hotel at 8am in the morning prompt.

I got their around 7:50am. I was ushered in by the security. I have to say, it's an A+ hotel. Exquisite, full of luxery. I met people who came for the interview at their open bar. We were up to 20 in number.

I won't say I did not get intimidated. I mean their are young guys at the hotel, swimming, playing basketball, working out at the gym and they're all young. Like under 30. I'm the youngest out of the applicant I saw on seat btw.

The interview did not start until around 10am. We were kept sitted at the open bar doing nothing. The sun was out today so it wasn't pleasant sitting down at all.

It eventually got to my turn around 12:30pm. Yeah, it means I won't catch my beloveth man united at their first game of the season. Gosh! I came in, and the young chubby beautiful lady helping the elderly man conducting the interview codely signaled me to greet. Gosh, were are my manners.

I said "well done sir".

I'll refer him to as the Man henceforth.

The Man said what do I mean by 'well done sir'.
Still standing I replied 'I saw that you're busy with works on your desk and I have to greet.'

He replied "Am I the one that gave him work to do that I have to say well done? Don't you know well done is after a work given has being done and the giver has to complement on a job well done? You don't say well done in an interview. It's only my boss that can tell me well done. I know you don't know that, but now you know. Next time say Good Afternoon. You can have your seat"

When did well done become an insult??

Of the many interview questions that I was asked and I couldn't answer perfectly, one comes to mind.

I was asked to talked about what I know about Palm Kannel. I said we could get a lot from Palm kanel, we could make Palm oil from the kanel,and the by product of the kanel can be meshed and used as fuel and stuff like that

"Stuff like that?" The Man said.
"Stuff like that"
"Are you a Yahoo boy"?
"No" I replied. (I'm just 27 btw, I have a forever young look).
"Stuff like that? You don't say that in an interview. It's grammatically correct, but it's wrong to say in an interview. Who are you? You just say stuff like that?"

I felt I committed a war crime to be tagged yahoo boy cos I said 'stuff like that in an interview'.

He said good day.

Next opportunity you get, try to be careful and serious
Truth is mannerism matters a lot in interviews, and you quite clearly lacked it

CharisEleos:
"She's generally supportive".. and if she's not??
It's obvious that's what's blinding and keeping you in the relationship that is why you can't see anything wrong in the myriad of behavioral flaws she has. The so many red flags staring you in the face.

She has told you she's a lesbian. Meaning you two are not sexually compatible. So, if you go ahead, you might regret and wish you never did.

Free her. She's not a wife material. I mean for someone who still flirts with other men despite being in a relationship just because her man can't fend for her, it's not worth the fret.
Tomorrow, if the going gets tough, she'll start sleeping around with men for money.

wyt

toh
i cant add anymore to this

Ayomide11111:
Most of my school mates that we finished school together have married and some are planning to... and here I am, I have not even see a stable job I'm still on the street hustling. Why is life so imbalance like this? And I always hope for a better future for myself �.... I graduated with upper class with my ND certificate and to continue HND now self Na another war, let alone starting up a family; where the money self , kọlọrun Ko sanu Awa na

every thing will click at the right time
so long as you are consistent in your pursuits, God will help you excel in due course
na who give up lose..

this young man get mind oo
God have mercy on his soul

so he dosent know one button on his suit should be unfastened..

Flier:
You will buy from outside sometimes even if you marry 20 wives,the taste of food you buy outside is always different to what your wife cook at home
Marry men sometimes flush away the food they carry to office and order food from outside,not that the food from home isn’t delicious,they just want to taste sometimes else

Haa, seriously,
Honestly I'm not aware of this, I always eat Wifey's food at office even though she forces me to go along with it

pode:
So me wey they eat from mama put for the past 10 years I no be person? Or I don't have saving, I don't understand what you are trying to say

Go and marry that's what he's saying, so your wife can b cooking for you
10 years eating outside u no dey shame sef

Righteousness2:
I Repeat what I said here few weeks ago,

The Nations I pity today are the Nations that Trust in USA to Help them. The United States of America today needs Help.

The USA is on a Clear path to Destruction Spiritually and Physically. Babylon the Great is Falling Except an Unusal Mercy Fall on them that leads them back to the Principles of their Founding Fathers. But with what is Happening there today, it is a Free Fall.

There will be no mercy for USA, that have deceived the nations of the world because scripture must be fulfilled in furtherance to Messiahs coming

Simeonjoe1:
No
The current Afghanistan leadership is facing severe pressure on all front, Taliban is now controlling half of Afghanistan and their territories is expanding fast. Just within few days they have seize cities, the 3rd largest city in Afghanistan(Imagine a city like Kano under boko haram control). The useless Afghan forces a putting up little or no resistance. Some abandoned all their expensive weapons and fled. The US has spent hundreds of billions training and equipping the Afghan forces but corruption won't let it be effective that's why the junior ranks are abandoning their post. At these rate even US and international forces can't save them. US Intelligences has even shown that the capital Kabul might fall within 90 days and they are trying to withdraw all their forces military and civilians back home same with other foreign countries. The US is even making a deal with the Taliban begging them to spare the US embassy and it's nationals should Kabul fall (that's to show that not only brute strength win you wars as even US know they can't resist a Taliban attack).
I see Afghanistan heading the way of Iran - it'll soon be an Islamic Republic of Afghanistan like it once was. The only way out is for both side to return to the peace deal and agree to a compromise (I doubt the Taliban will go back to such cause the situation is massively at their advantage presently).
If the present regime is finally dispose which is well obvious, maybe relative peace might well return to the once quite graveyard of empires.
The Taliban should also be flexible and respect human right.
Soviet union was once disgraced now it's the United State. Nobody win a guerilla warfare in a land that's not yours no matter your sophistication, the people will rise up against you.

Perhaps china can step up and let's see what they can do

ivolt:
It is easier to destroy than build.
Taliban illiterates cannot operate a chopper though they can snap pics with it.

Pilots are Among those surrendering o, so problem solved

melvinjames:
I think she's just joking.
Ipob and propaganda.

You should have just kept silent, foolish person

xcesspaschal:
I thought that the right Topic should have been "Governor's reject FG" proposal to sell PMS at #350.....#500.

Don't even know who to trust again

Lol
Ideally that's what it should be oo
Nigeria just taya person

NoFucksToGive:
This is your 37th comment

Let us analyze. Why did you feel the need to make this your thought known to us? Did you feel we can't also think and feel this way? Or you felt you are the designated thought expressor for all of us? If everyone typed their thoughts on a whim the whole nairaland would look like a dairy of sociopaths. Learn to keep silent

Don't mind the attention seeking thing

1Alex:
But will the bullets shoot themselves?

Oh dear
*Facepalm*

seunmsg:
Another fabrication from Sahara reporters.

Lol, did the fabricate the initial news of his surgery? Which turned to be true
Buhari don do tinubu 30

Speaktruth88:
You woke up today and chose ignorance. Since Nigerian Army started there has always been more officers from south (officers are the ones that make decisions). Even small brain dem just no share for you sha

Lol
Your name is speaktruth, but full of lies
Some of you don't have common sense

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright.....

This story just dey one kind...
Her story nor add up at all

Add am up for her na

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr

Everyone deserves a second chance in this godamnn world.....

Most of these boko haram members never volunteered to join

They were forced into it without their consent

just continue smoking that thing

Doradorwa:
Obviously I'm so angry and I just have to type this to feel better.

2 hours ago I decided to buy 1 lacasera and 1 donut to eat before seeing my project supervisor. Total sum of my purchase was #200. I bought what I wanted and a fellow coursemate saw me and she was like hailing me to buy her something. I was like "Babe no worry, I go do you well soon, abeg just chilax everywhere go good.
I was saying all this because that was the last money with me. Then to my surprise the man selling the stuffs was like " shey padi da na ( Don't be stingy to your friend nah). Me that I know my pocket I continued to scope the girl but this man just continue to interrupt me so I had no choice than to buy the girl a pie and that was #150. So plus my own purchase everything got summed up to #350 and I gave the man #500. My last card ooo... The next thing the man was like "Ra drink fun ore e nah, ma shey ore ti ko pe " ( Buy drink for you friend nah, don't be stingy with your help).

I was just looking at the man like shey this one dey whine me ni. The stupid girl was still like she will manage bottle water. And I continued to tell them that the remaining change is for bike back to the hostel but the yeye man was just adding salt to my wound. Las las the man pushed the drink into the girl hands and was like " Aunty, owo yin ti pe" ( Aunty your money done complete). Haaaa... God will judge that man ooo....

I ended up buying #200 thing while the girl bought #300 thing. I'm done with my project supervisor but I have to trek back to my hostel. I swear I'm so angry. Why are some sale-people like that.

Have you ever had an encounter like this?

Sapa don finish u, Lol