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there is dis celeb,,,,,there is dis celeb...even me wey i no dey close can come up wit trash like dis abt Naija celebs...dumb thread

come to Lagos and see real madness...all this one na child's play!

mtchew..students' phone dare not ring in my HOD's class during lectures,less making or receiving phone calls....

Eat ur words..withdraw them deny them..i dont care..what i know is that wen revolution comes knocking..ur Ota Farms will not accomodate you..d Aso Rock bunker will be needed 4d 1st time..IBB's hilltop mansion would fall flat..buhari...and co..all of una go hear am..evryday 4d thief,..one day 4d?....of course u know!

OBJ...thank God you knew d youths have been patient enough..sure d revolution is coming...and when it finally comes,You and your generations would not be spared....!

WARNING:Dont Try This At Home

behind that KISS lies poverty and hunger.

[quote author=~Bluetooth]Lastweek at WWE,i fought Big show for the heavyweight champion. [/quote]for ur mind

Imanuelle: Its not about the most expensive....

My L2 Leggediz Jet is d safest... Don't test it when adrenaline is pumping!

may u fly it till eternity...say Amen!

victorD3: I fly a fighter jet in my dream

and u fly bicycleJET when u wake up..abi?

funny but true..my 4yrs old niece once asked her mum..''mama,wen d price of garri go come down na?''
poor kid..wen ppl complain here about d high cost of garri..dis mods go dey ban dem...heal d world..to make a better place 4our children..garri must b affordable..peace!

Kslib: You are mad!!! You hear me? I say "you dey mad"... If d man keep quiet,una go call am snail.. Now wey the man dey talk tough,you con dey talk rubbish..
What's the use of a leader if he ain't bold enough to speak the damn truth.. Anyway,sorry for calling you mad..

dont be sorry...it only shows you are M*D as well.

Okoro2015: Who said GEJ hasn't got balls?

1st.

i was among those who did...now BARK!!

Let the pot not call the kettle BLACK!

ok thanks OP..dont forget to update us when d belle reach 8months,wetin d mother Anita dey chop,if d baby dey kick and when d baby is finally born..tell us if d price of g4 comes down or not..pls dont forget.

acidtalk: This Forbe's people certainly don't hear word.
What is my name doing on that list? I thought I told them I want my utmost privacy.

Nna...no make mistake o....no be Forbes Association Of Spare Parts sellers for your village dem dey talk o

jidegirl12: Abeg don't start housemaid war again, I'm out

Are you a maid?

This is good NEWS.There is enough space in d labour market..He is welcome!

(1)onila../hoo.ni.la/adj.>one who sells okra..(2)onila/hole'nla/noun>someone who claims what he/she is not..e.g..they claim to be virgins wen actually d hole deep down can accomodate a pestle.

Disvirgined by Don J...today,you are a star...u gonna encourage ur kids to follow ur footsteps isn't it?
Tonto dear,ur publicity stunts aint givin u a pleasnt personality..its all negative..only shi*ts like you will see you as their role model...behave girl!

12large1: Mono award is 1 million dollars so I don't see how 1million is useless award however he won this based on his partnership with don j. Since he came with Kanye no hit songs

we know u are a good biographer..just congratulate d dude and drop your phone...ur services might b needed but not now.

rotexsky: If I were a musician,I wud prefer an award from naira to this shit,pls d award is valueless, "continues tying my indian hemp"

thats why u cant be a musician...be an igbo smoker..You'll be famous with that...m.umu

slap1: CONGRATS. *not a fan*

we no ask you!

Chrisbenogor: @OP
Every relationship is doomed to fail or to succeed. No advice here should make you end your relationship you need to sit down, think and try to make this work.
Let me first say this asides from that he is paranoid I think he cares enough to be paranoid, that's a positive. If you have not grilled him about his past then you need to do that now, not in an interrogatory way but more like a "I want to know what your story " way. You also need to learn to tailor your reactions to these things to work to your advantage, instead of surprise and disgust try laughing and reassuring.

I am saying all this because we all have one baggage or the other, I do not believe in condemning a relationship because of one problem. Sit with him, have this talk and make him understand you do not expect him to change overnight, but you would by your actions be willing to help him work through it. At some point he will cross the line and fully trust you, there are jealous people in the world who still have very good marriages. If you think he is worth it then you need to tackle the issue instead of sit back and expect him to "change" overnight.

Work on your relationship, not many people have got what you have.

these are exactly my thoughts...well done bro!

Desola: awon omo Igbo ati complex wan yii sa. Won tun ti debi lati wa da discussion yii ru.

O su mi o...omo Iya.

i go TO church to CHARGE MY PHONE
No thanks To PHCN.

I doubt if some senseless Nigerian students are aware of the white supremacy ideology of the KKK before forming their own KKK cult...accepting that you are INFERIOR to the whites..smh.

Can a soldier be born again?
The answer is YES...so a born-again can be a soldier..simple logic.

Coldfeet: How did I get here?

wake up...you dey dream

The day i found my most hated animal,cockroach inside my yam porridge,made me sick 4 one week..I developed fever was admitted.

Billyonaire: Who Owns Hitech ? Tinubu
Who Owns AlphaBeta ? Tinubu
Who Owns Oriental Hotel ? Tinubu
Who owns LCC ? Tinubu
Who owns Nations News Paper ? Tinubu
Who owns Nations Airline ? Tinubu
Who controls all LGAs in Lagos ? Tinubu
Who controls Lagos state House of Assembly ? Tinubu
Who is Fashola's Godfather ? Tinubu
Who 'owns' ACN ? Tinubu
Where is Tinubu's source of income for above acquisitions ? Lagos treasury and all ACN States.
All Hail Emperor Tinubu, the Lion of Bourdillon and the King of Fraud.

One more..he also owns dat ur father's hut in your village..billyournaire ko,kobonaire ni...*mtchew*

*wakes up 4rm sleep,Yawns*--@ topic..guessd i can stay as long as konji permits*yawns again,and fall back 2bed*...gudnight.