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I feel sorry for you...how I wish I can help you.

Hmmm may Allah help ours ameen

hahn:
Too many to count but let me share the most memorable ones.

When I was much younger I went to drink beer with a friend at Mega Plaza and as we walked in I noticed one lady staring at me then she started shouting "John! John!" so I looked at her and asked, "do I look like someone whose name is John" and she goes, "oh sorry, you look like my son who is in boarding school".

Another time I and some friends went to drink jedi jedi and smoke cigarettes in Ketu. While we were drinking on dude was staring at me then he asked me, "are you so-and-so?" and I just said no. Then he whispers to my guy in Yoruba and asks him, "is that not so-so-so?" and the idiot said "yes but he doesn't want people to know". The guy was so happy! Turns out I'm the son to his oga and he sees me every day at the factory. Next thing he orders for a bottle of red wine for me.

Me and my wife went to charge my laptop at one bar close to our house then. As we got into the bar one guy calls out to me like, "hey bro" and even though I don't know him I greet him back and he noticing I don't know him says, "are you not the one that comes to wash his benz at so-so-so car wash?". Seeing things were getting awkward I was like "oh, how your side?". Then he says, "join us". Oya na!

Free beer everywhere We later became friends sha

The most annoying one is when one dude was calling me "master" thinking I'm an Indian. I had to warn the guy seriously not to do that shit

this bros can lie ..Lai Muhammad disciple

kenzysmith:
see wetin ashawo quarter don't turn ur life to no single sense again

atleast I no be like ur popcy way dey masturbate ...

See mumu if hunger kill U ur brain go work well

Righteousness2:
If I was in your Shoes, I will not take the loan.

This mad fool is here... Preaching the wrong gospel, assuming him papa no send am go school him fit graduate get job...? Bros if U no they craze collect atleast 100k -150k the one U know U can pay ... But don't decline ur popcy he is ur demi-god

Mercychen:
See, op. He's your dad. Also remember he got into debt because of you. He meant well for you and if not for how everything turned out badly, you'll prolly be doing a 6 digit job and living large by now. So consider him and do this.

Take a 100k loan. at least you can conviniently pay back in case he defaults. Just test him with that first and see how it goes. Don't just turn him down outrightly.

That's all.

Na human being born u

The future is puna

me I don chop clean mouth ...diafada

I will show my small penis if e no reach front page

Righteousness2:
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I Command that Madness (In Multi Mega Abundant Folds) to Land and take Position upon your Head and that of your Decendants in the Name of JESUS..Amen

fool Naso man of God dey do ...any no go find work Na hunger go kill U... Pig

Righteousness2:
If Truly he killed Himself, he lacks Wisdom understanding.

Here is the Bottom line..
Do not be Afraid of man who Highest, can only kill the body.
Be Afraid of GOD ALMIGHTY, whom after HE has Killed has the POWER to throw into Hell!
Suicide is Ungodly, Self -Murder and an Express Flight to Hell.

this mad man don come back again

Crypto currency trading...seek for knowledge first before investing

i no no anything here

U are highly high on expired cannabis ruderelis

Abba kyari just look at ur disciples...

So U mean U caclipose and goglivase on bubu

samuel051:
na crase dey worry u,if na suckaway u sniff or na gutter water dey high u,climb ur maishai table go sleep and learn to speak about death for urself alone. Cowbrain aboki.

pig

Bros go and marry...make them suck ur nipple U go dey fvcking alright

ShalewaT:
I'm just tired

use ur upper ..Na ur relatives one collect the house, then they use the tenant as step one now if U no act then go enter step 2

samuel051:
nah u are in bubus hand,I'm d president of myself..

U are high on cheap expired skunk and it's a pity say U don dey ment

chatinent:
DPO will only do initial gragra.

oga if to say I they ur state I for collect this matter as contract... The way I go use police + vigilant and court useless the idiot even him ancestors go they shocked

chatinent:
This is actually illegal.

U get sense so ..? Shay Na legal him they stay for the House...Na waiting make I no dey like give people advice be that . U carry matter come base on SF way I be I give U format U dey questions the format again...

samuel051:
I dey tell u bro,he just run leave u here.

including u for bubu hand... See from now henceforth no body I repeat no Bagga should commit suicide we are all in bubu hand

Invite police, flex the DPO 5k make him uSe drink.

idiot he run leave urs for bubu hand cowheard

cuteralph101:
after I finish I go give ur father make him check whether e dey smell

then ur mama go position make I give am reverse cowgirl..

Find Aboki way they change $$$

Agboriotejoye:
The Muslims don't even understand their own religion not to talk of another man's.
Little wonder you have to learn Arabic before you can read the Quran and say your prayers?

baba check Reno omokri last debate with daddy freeze i believe U no Sabi bible reach am... A book that's say drink and do not get drunk ... Like whats the pint there abeg...look seek for light, watch debate between Dr Zakir Naik and Dr William Campbell it's on YouTube

Agboriotejoye:
I have checked. There is no mention of Jesus being a Muslim there. The word Muslim can neither be found in the Bible nor Torah

I swear the Muslims even understand bible far more than the Christians.... Well I have no strength to keep proving to U...its up to U..

Romanoff:
Those are known to mess with a woman's cycle and can cause infertility.

Is it still worth it?

anti biotics kill sperm