eyah. . . . . . . .

the princess of pain

is in pain,life is sure a drain

your rant certainly had a frame

we all know tgurl is tame but she doesn't lie

yep we missed your rain of pain and side curses

but you chose to walk out, the house stood

if i walk this house would still stand, so dont you think

it would be more fun to be here, help build the house

be a member of the diverse personalities in here

and quit bitching. . . . . .!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



@MojiEsther


well, i dont think i agree sha

there is something called first rushing and clearing of doubt

which always accompanies adrenaline high before the perfect calm

instead of watching her acting unperturbed , a quick jab in her throat

would send her head down gasping for air, let your knee connect with her skull

in that position, i assure you its a good feeling, you may now pull her hair at will

whilst you suddenly spin around . . . . . . i assure you

stand up for the next 30minutes she wont

and if she eventually does i doubt she would talk thrash ever to you again


but i am not guaranteeing you , she wont come at you with a cutlass


@vesc

hello vespa

hello kay9

hello tgurl

hello sino

hello blue

hello sisi

hello blaze

hello camo

cc:ariblaze

(atleast my copy section means i am not stealing the aggrieved kay9's style lol)







vesc:you wanna yab me ?

you really really really wanna yab me?


it takes but a few pounding more pounding of the heart

and a rise in adrenaline to get the green monster out

and i am sure as hell that you cant handle it,the beast can rip cars apart with bare fists

catch bullets like a baby catches cold ,

and unlike the editor's cut of Xmen the origins

that i have shamefully watched i will not be as nice or clueless as the wolverine

speaking about xmen:your attitude is gambit-like. . . . .i think we should dub you that name

sir vespa the gambit! yep me likee

with respect to the hurt of your life her identity isnt priority for me

you will tell me in good time , as a good boy

what i want to know is if she has got your mugu button as well




@kay9

ever the straight brash shooter

i was once like that, i actually believed i liked it

enjoy it, whilst you can. . . .because when this feeling hits you

you will never ever want to go back that lane again, it becomes too much of a chore and a bother



@tgurl

i will love on oooooooo


@sino


dont mind vespa aka the gambit

his rant is always too abstract to wrap the mind around.


@chamo

still living in da fool's paradise?

i hate to have to be girl y girl y

she said, embarrassment clearly indicated in her voice as she said this

blazeman how can you claim wit and yet you are so dumb!

menh a thousand degrees, in school, in life, in the war front

and yet i am reduced to a bumbling ass

why dint i get the subtle hint?

why dint i even suggest it even though i was thinking it?

why am i suddenly a coward?

why cant i walk there, take the ' yes who are you looking for, and from where, how did you meet her questions

after all. . . . . . . .i would prolly only answer it 30more times before i am accepted

why did i feel bad , when she told me i dint catch the hint. . . . then

why did it feel good when she bumbled through what the hint should have being?












i haven't slept in 72hours i am at work going through the motions

the 5minutes yawns dont escape any nor everyone's notice

and the annoying thing is this i am tired but not sleepy

the past 3nights i lay in bed butt naked watching the moon

waltz across the sky with my mind doing hopscotches around it

the moons sliver light illuminating me unabashedly to any prying neighbor

who happens to look my room way not falling asleep has its moments

and just like hypnotism daylight slams like the force of Hiroshima into my conscious being

bringing along with it, tiredness , the hot sunlight.a 20km commute to work and stress

but even amongst all these, i am certain of somethings


i love her

i want to marry her

i cant wait for my bike(yep i have seen it)

i still dont know what my talent is

i wanna be fun rich

i want . . . . . . .err err err









vesc . . . , now that would be a disjointed and abstract rant

not sword in pendant stuck in sand whilst sun is shining and earth shaking story .

bullshit which it seems to me you are spewing

their is abstract then their is bullshit

you left abstract by the end of the second line

so who are you falling in love with?

someone we know? com'n spew spew spew spew

@tgurl

what exactly are saying?

i would advice you to check your facts

i know you live and work on the mainland

so dont assume to know stuffs you dont

and which your yeye roads are good?

hehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehe

kay9 that would be me laughing at your predicament

yeap i know PH and it ways,spent 2years working there

one year as a corper. . . . .i had days like that

but , with mine came the alternative of taking an okada

a liberty which has being denied you now. . . .you need to know

the hardridaz (portharcourt bikers),guys with their own bikes are bitching real mad right now

because of the recent events in the so called garden city, these men are forced to always go on outside trips

to enjoy the thrill of man and machine

i hate portharcourt

i hate portharcourt

i hate portharcourt

but i hate lagos more

i hate lagos more

i hate lagos more

you wake up 5:30am

very funny i wish i could wake up 5:30am everyday

i wish i had to resume work 8:30am

i wish 4km was all i had to commute to and from work everyday

i wish i could scream at a traffic warden , who would bother to reply me

i wish we could be in that kind of holdup without horns blaring at me

i wish i could be in cab, with 5 other people as opposed to a bus with 18 other people

i wish going home would not take me 3hours everyday, i wish i had time to get to work and make coffee

i wish i don't get temperamental due spending more than 18hours of my day, working and commuting to and from work

i wish, i can get to my area before 10 pm and not after , so as to pay twice the normal fare to an okada man, who is cashing in on the time to take me home

as opposed to getting there after 10pm, when the ban on okada movement takes effect, and i have to be crammed in

a bus with a dozen ill tempered people like me.

or i wish my V6 BMW actually has the chance to get stretched every once in a while, instead of being relegated, to weekends i don't work ,




so kay9 are sure portharcourt is worse than lagos?

a flash of colored strings over here

a flash of colored strings over there

that irks the shit outta me,is it fashionable?

why wear it, different colors of revulsion it is

its local, downright raz and its a gross turn off

why do women wear beads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! _{around the waist}


today a man's head i wanted to bash in

smash it into jello whilst pounding his hips into pulp

why for the sake of god would a man , choose to wear beads around his waist

for what nau?

my poor memory has being subjected to wrong data now

i need to purge the image out of my head

why would a full fledged man wear freaking waist beads?

at sisi you might just choke on your whistling


chamotex. . . . . . .its royal rumble

sisi. . . . . i am not even going to pretend

you wrote anything,cos frankly

your being elusive again


vesc. . . . if you are so much on the

lookout for a fight go start one

and no zobo drinking,what ever happened, to sepe,paraga.opa eyin?

sisijinx

you cant come and confuse us with all this oyinbo

o bi omo metta , thats the bottom line

their sexes we dont know, but i would appreciate it

if in your usual offhanded manner you dont brush it aside haba

and you know i have never met you before thus how can i father them

vesc on the other hand, heck who knows if the two,both and double of you

even share labtop,his hands on your then protruding belly feeling the triplets kick

a hand here, a leg here, the head there. . . . .symphony of body movements by the yet unborn then

have a laugh at our expense . . . .well sha we know for a fact your babies aren't dolls

so stop trying to cast aspersions . . . . .speaking of dogs my very first dog fury gave birth to just one puppy

thus being a dog doesn't necessarily mean you have to have a litter . . . . .three is good for you by the way

it would stop or stem that feisty nature of yours ,stop the sarcastic comments you make and generally put you in your place

as the perfect Asian girl you are. . . . . .


yep that secret is also out, i know you are oriental




you dint have to mislead us by implying you are black

well, madam sis
don't come here with an attempt to bamboozle us
i got the scoop on you

heard you put to bed triplets huh?

and you dint deem it fit to let us in the know

well congratulations it is good to know you are back amongst us

it just beats my imagination to picture you very heavy with the labtop across your big belly

causing wahala across nairaland.

when is the naming?

btw do we know the father?



at kay9. . . . .funny you telling me about the hulk

have you checked my profile pix before?

pay it a visit,someday. . . .the reason i used avatar is this

without rage,the fire nation peeps cant summon fire

whilst the hulk,needs either rage or excitement to bring in the green

the blaze man needs just rage!!!!!!!!!!



meanwhile kay9 not that i think you cant handle your shit

but i am standing

waiting

watching

expectantly

eagerly

you sir are my itch and no one else has the permission to scratch you

your dark humor is trademarked to this place and should be directed

to all actors here, not outsiders, let the camouflage come for baptism of fire

but then again, isnt that what you are giving him?

btw: the exchange between you two sounded intense

i am not one to tell you to keep things clean

and i know its not your duty to impress me/us

just be you thats all


blue


dont lead the guy astray


vespa

a jug landing on your head might be nice for a change

so you at least would stop seeing life from the vanilla perspective

vesc. . . . .as usual your ways are a douse of cold water

kay9 at best is sarcastic at worst a raging sycophant

me. . . .well i am plain rage,have you seen avatar?

i am from the fire nation, my rage fills me . . .

now the rage seems to have seeped out of me

or has my capacity to store rage deepened?

i am taking way too more shit in the real world right now, i should have killed someone a million times over

but alas i am just here half smiling. . . . . . maybe gah i hope the rage is building because it wants to come back with a bang

i love staying mad, it is fun. . . . . .i want to match wits with kay9 cos he acts unperturbed by me

it would be fun to expend, intellectual rage on him as i suspect he would give back pound for pound

chamo is a wannabe rantstar

tgurl you sure cant tame me

blue, still my sister though

camouflage

see na the same women go kill you

they shall be the death of you

let them goad you and keep goading you

till you fall off

hehehehhehehehhehehehheheheheh

kay9

i laughed soooo hard i nearly peed my pants

wait i did pee my pants lol

tgurl

who be the woman

veshsuccii/versace/venom/veron /vespa. . . . . . . . v something sha

ngbo wetin you want talk?




Mr camouflage


you are a rant for another day

vesc


you talk too much

you dey find wahala

chamotex

you were warned in a subtle way

kay9 against all odds was nice in asking you

now my there young man,it is time for you to in your own interest

take a bow , and walk away with your pride just partially bruised

but if you want to be /play the man, with your tail tucked between

your legs we would leave you, head drooped shoulders sagged

mouth drooling,arms lagging eyes sullen you will be thus

my young man try go woo , your woman elsewere or else. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

















the blaze has spoken

please be stubborn and dare me

You're not having a bad day, these people are having bad days:
> >
> >1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez
> >oil spill in Alaska was $80 000. At a special ceremony, two of the most
> >expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid
> >cheers and applause from the onlookers. A minute later they were both eaten by a
> >killer whale.
> >
> >2. A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a
> >carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks
> >of needling, he snapped and beat her with an axe, leaving her with
> >permanent severe brain damage.
> >
> >3. In 1992, Frank Perkins of Los Angeles made an attempt on the world
> >flagpole-sitting record. Suffering from the flu, he came down eight
> >hours short of the 400 day record. His sponsor had gone bust, his
> >girlfriend had left him and his phone and electricity had been turned off.
> >
> >4. A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking
> >frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards an
> >electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly electrical
> >current, she whacked him with a plank of wood that had been by the back door,
> >breaking his arm in two places. Till that moment he had been happily listening
> >to his Walkman.
> >
> >5. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of
> >sending pigs to the slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly the pigs, all
> >2000 of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two
> >hapless protesters to death.
> >
> >6. An Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a
> >letter bomb. It came back with a "return to sender" stamped on it.
> >Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was killed in the
> >Resulting explosion.
>

nah. . . . i dont have a deathwish

contrary to what you my mum and she has to say

i have a passion for life, i have a zeal for bikes

my life would be lived to the max, i would outlive most of you

with all body parts complete, nah me dont want to die

say what, i should be coming to port with some boys, something this year on bikes

i would hola you . . . . lol

vesc how can you be so learned yet so clueless?

the reason i dont have a bike now, isnt because of funds

read through and you would understand i had paid for the bike

it isnt arrived yet thats why i am bitching

and just like the issue with garri,kuli, epa n smoked fish

its in relation to me, thus[i] my rant[/i]

go do your own rant,

i am not assuming you are, i know some other people are . . . . . . lol

i dare you to rant

they went they rode they rimmed west africa now they are back

first, from lagos to arungungun,saw the fishing festival

20 came back home, 11 daring riders setout on the tour

of west africa over 7,000miles of pure riding

in the sun,in the rain at dusk through to dawn

from Niger republic through bukina faso,Togo,Ghana,Benin

the sheer thrill, the bliss of the unending road

man and machine on tarmac versus nature

at speeds on the average of 240kph,haba

busayo, you have done me strong tin 4months

now, no bike, you rendered me spineless and bike less

first i missed oshogbo now this,what i would have given

to be decked up in leathers,visors down, body crouched

aerodynamics defined whilst the scenery flashes in a blur

busayo how i take offend you?

7,000miles of experience and tarmac could have being tucked

under my belt now, rolling with the hardest of riders in naija

from the hardridaz. . . . . .ride hard or go home

the easyriderz. . . . . . .we ride to live ,live to ride

the 09ers of abuja

the steel knights of ibadan

and the wheelers


instead an internet biker you have turned me to

following the movement of my brothers in ride via the internet

living through their experiences in my imagination

why busayo wetin i do you?

first you say na kawasaki zx6

then na yamaha R6

later na yamaha R1

now you say na suzuki GXSR750

i don tire, i want a bike

i want my bike

i want to brand her with the blaze

i want to grind her brakes to a plate

i want to hear her scream resonate through my being

i need to move in a rhythm with her towards oblivion

i want to lay on her bosom, legs across her heels holding her tight

i want my breath on her mounds as we move in steady vibration

cheek in cheek, visor through visor heart to heart


gah i want a BIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

blaze if u dont understand what that means then i have nothin for u

this is a rather starchy remark

and i sincerely apologize for asking.

Feminism is the radical notion that women are people.

sis

can you explain this?

are you implying some of us feel

otherwise disposed?

Garrri, kuli kuli, bottled groundnut and smoked fish


catchy title huh?

well,someone had that yesterday

less the kuli kuli and groundnuts

and she emphatically told me how heavenly it felt

thus i set out to beat the record, by going all out for the above

a pretty sumptuous dinner it turned out to be, a meal i had not had in over 3years

which now got me thinking, do i consider myself so classy that i dint have time to indulge

in such wonderful yet staple meal. . . . .instead i go to them darn eateries that clog my arteries(coining her phrase here)

and i chug down high fatty foods, in a sub zero room, filled up with other small girls coming to sit, watch TV or just wait

a balanced diet that meal was, a good belch afterwards and i doubt it changed the ph level of my stomach

gah! self indulgence has clouded the values of good staple food

thus i challenge all of you reading this

go and get your

garri, kulikuli epa and eja kika groove on

lemmie know what you think

i feel empty

like a big fluke

i feel so frigging unfulfilled

why?

gah, the dude already has my money

3months now and counting, friendship can only

stretch thus far, haba am no idiot or shuegbe

now i am claiming activity at shoprite, just because

i need a legitimate excuse to ride a bike any bike

in this case my prote'ge's bike

i don't feel an iota of guilt, i am just looking forward to the ride

yep,from lekki phase one to chevron then down to law skool

at at least 140km/ph that should get the wind back in my sails

i hate being a leech, menh my friends already think am a fool

for not arresting the dude, and i must admit my patience about run

thin



i want my bike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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